Who will have the last word?

[Ecky Thump]

But you like me .. :ashamed:

Only if you tell us where the milk is!???

[Medman]

Only if you tell us where the milk is!???

So sorry Lucky forgot. It is on the far wall at the middle of the store as you enter.

[Ecky Thump]

So sorry Lucky forgot. It is on the far wall at the middle of the store as you enter.

Please don't be sorry, it's difficult to be perfect like our wives.:female:

[Medman]

Please don't be sorry, it's difficult to be perfect like our wives.:female:

I thought you met mine .. :scared:

[starling]

I thought you met mine .. :scared:

..... Ahhhh! wife swapping eh? :shy:

[Medman]

..... Ahhhh! wife swapping eh? :shy:

I got a new car for the wife ,,,,, now that's what I call a swap !

[starling]

I got a new car for the wife ,,,,, now that's what I call a swap !

Makes a change from a herd of camels I suppose!

[Medman]

Makes a change from a herd of camels I suppose!

One hump or two ? ..... :coffee:

[starling]

One hump or two ? ..... :coffee:

You're giving me the hump now :whistle:

[Medman]

You're giving me the hump now :whistle:

Either hike it or hump it ....... :spin:

[starling]

Either hike it or hump it ....... :spin:

Or I'll just have to lump it......

[Medman]

Or I'll just have to lump it......

Lump it is then ... :twak:

[starling]

Lump it is then ... :twak:

Is that a lump-hammer you're hitting me with?

[Medman]

Is that a lump-hammer you're hitting me with?

It's certainly a hammer that creates lumps ..

[starling]

Hello again, hello.......
who's the singer?

[Medman]

Hello again, hello.......
who's the singer?

Must be me !! ... :singing:

[starling]

Must be me !! ... :singing:

No. That's Pearl.

[Medman]

No. That's Pearl.

The World's my oyster .. :D

[starling]

The World's my oyster .. :D

Is that why it's round?

[Medman]

Is that why it's round?

It's round ? !! ... :scared:

[starling]

It's round ? !! ... :scared:

What other pearls are there :dontknow:

[Medman]

What other pearls are there :dontknow:

You said the World was round !

[starling]

You said the World was round !

.... I said, Pearl's a singer! And do you know she stands up when she plays the piano?

[Medman]

.... I said, Pearl's a singer! And do you know she stands up when she plays the piano?

Who nicked the stool ?

[starling]

Who nicked the stool ?

Nick! :crylaughing:

[Medman]

Nick! :crylaughing:

Attila the Hun, Vlad the Impaler, Jack the Ripper, Winnie the Pooh ... now Nick the Stool

[starling]

Attila the Hun, Vlad the Impaler, Jack the Ripper, Winnie the Pooh ... now Nick the Stool

Can't trust anyone!

[Medman]

Can't trust anyone!

Except in me .... :whistle:

[starling]

Except in me .... :whistle:

Or The Lord :pray:

[Medman]

Or The Lord :pray:

Hallelujah ...........

[Skeggy]

Hallelujah ...........

Chorus.......

[starling]

Chorus.......

...........Dawn .... Oops! Wrong thread!

[Medman]

...........Dawn .... Oops! Wrong thread!

Wrong Galaxy ... :duh:

[starling]

Wrong Galaxy ... :duh:

What planet are you on 🚀

[Medman]

What planet are you on 🚀

Hollywood .......

[starling]

Hollywood .......

Or Bollywood :bellydancer::bellydancer::bellydancer:

[Medman]

Or Bollywood :bellydancer::bellydancer::bellydancer:

Prefer Dollywood ....

[starling]

Prefer Dollywood ....

Ooooh you are awful!

[Medman]

Ooooh you are awful!

Is that chopped liver ?

[starling]

Is that chopped liver ?

What liver?

[Medman]

What liver?

Oo u r offal .. :raspberry2:

[starling]

Oo u r offal .. :raspberry2:

.......... 🙉

[Medman]

.......... 🙉

Stop monkeying around .......

[starling]

Stop monkeying around .......

............ 🙈 🙉 🙊

[Medman]

............ 🙈 🙉 🙊

Take a telling ! ........... :twak:

[starling]

Take a telling ! ........... :twak:

Is that for being cheeky ☺️

[Medman]

Is that for being cheeky ☺️

It's a monkey wrench for a cheeky monkey

[starling]

It's a monkey wrench for a cheeky monkey

I'm saying nothing. 🙊

[Medman]

I'm saying nothing. 🙊

That's a first ! .. :raspberry2:

[starling]

That's a first ! .. :raspberry2:

WOT! On Who will have the last word? :bootyshake:

[Medman]

WOT! On Who will have the last word? :bootyshake:

That's probably the last time we hear that first

[starling]

That's probably the last time we hear that first

Perhaps not, perhaps it's until the 12th of never 🎤

[Medman]

Perhaps not, perhaps it's until the 12th of never 

Now that's a long, long time

[starling]

Now that's a long, long time

Unless you were born on the 4th of July 🎤

[Medman]

Unless you were born on the 4th of July 🎤

What about the 2nd ?

[starling]

What about the 2nd ?

Why, what happened then?

[Medman]

Why, what happened then?

Me .................

[starling]

Me .................

Don't know much about history 🎤 🎼 🎶

[Medman]

Don't know much about history 🎤 🎼 🎶

Much preferred Biology .. :eyebrows:

[starling]

Much preferred Biology .. :eyebrows:

That figures 😆. Do you know you're a Halloween baby 👹 Mwaaaagghh.

[Medman]

That figures 😆. Do you know you're a Halloween baby 👹 Mwaaaagghh.

My parents were nuts .. :spin::crazy:

[starling]

My parents were nuts .. :spin::crazy:

And the men were putting the willies up the women 💀👽👹 Mwaaahh, scream.

[Medman]

And the men were putting the willies up the women 💀👽👹 Mwaaahh, scream.

So you were at that party as well ? .. :bellydancer::whip::smackbutt::witch::ghost::strok e::love4::hug::suffocatekiss:

[starling]

So you were at that party as well ? .. :bellydancer::whip::smackbutt::witch::ghost::strok e::love4::hug::suffocatekiss:

Of course.....The party piece 😍

[Medman]

Of course.....The party piece 😍

Trick AND Treat

[starling]

Trick AND Treat

Ooooh! You are awful 😳

[Medman]

Ooooh! You are awful 😳

But you like me ... :shy:

[starling]

But you like me ... :shy:

....... Cheeky 😘

[Medman]

....... Cheeky 😘

**** Emery got away with it for years

[starling]

**** Emery got away with it for years

So, you liken yourself to Emery ?

[Medman]

So, you liken yourself to Emery ?

But not so rough, I'm a big smoothy !! :tiphat:

[starling]

But not so rough, I'm a big smoothy !! :tiphat:

Hmmmm! Smooth Operator 🎤

[Medman]

Hmmmm! Smooth Operator 🎤

I love Sade's voice

[starling]

I love Sade's voice

Like eating a MAGNUM ice cream 🍦

[Medman]

Like eating a MAGNUM ice cream 🍦

Dipped in hot chocolate ?

[starling]

Dipped in hot chocolate ?

Yummily smooooooth 🍨🍦🍮

[Medman]

Yummily smooooooth 🍨🍦🍮

Cool and smooth ... now does that sound like anyone you know ?

[starling]

Cool and smooth ... now does that sound like anyone you know ?

Well it can't be anyone who's been to Tenerife recently because they would still be warm

[Medman]

Well it can't be anyone who's been to Tenerife recently because they would still be warm

The plot thickens.

[starling]

The plot thickens.

.....Mwwwaaaahhhh 👹

[Medman]

.....Mwwwaaaahhhh 👹

The cat's out the bag !

[starling]

The cat's out the bag !

.....Me ow? Who let the dogs out 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐩🐾

[Medman]

.....Me ow? Who let the dogs out 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐩🐾

The wild rover

[starling]

The wild rover

Nay, no Never.

[Medman]

Nay, no Never.

Right up yer kilt !

[starling]

Right up yer kilt !

Och Aye, th noo!

[Medman]

Och Aye, th noo!

Hoots mon, is it a Scotty or a Yorkie ?

[starling]

Hoots mon, is it a Scotty or a Yorkie ?

I think it's a Scocky, or it could be Yortty

[Medman]

I think it's a Scocky, or it could be Yortty

It a French dog .. Mon Grel

[starling]

It a French dog .. Mon Grel

No it's Dutch, Van Gruff 🐶

[Medman]

No it's Dutch, Van Gruff 🐶

Could be a Swiss log dog

[starling]

Could be a Swiss log dog

Or an Australian Boomerdog, goes off and keeps coming back

[Medman]

Or an Australian Boomerdog, goes off and keeps coming back

It ain't nothing like an Afghan hound dog ,, :elvis:

[starling]

It ain't nothing like an Afghan hound dog ,, :elvis:

Or the gas-fitters dog..... A Corgi. 😆

[Medman]

Or the gas-fitters dog..... A Corgi. 😆

From Sheffield, Joe Cocker Spaniel . He was a gas fitter !

[starling]

From Sheffield, Joe Cocker Spaniel . He was a gas fitter !

Yep.......what about the convicts dog a Pinscher?

[Medman]

Yep.......what about the convicts dog a Pinscher?

Or the acrobat's Springer Spaniel ..

[starling]

Or the acrobat's Springer Spaniel ..

Or the Haematologist's dog .....Bloodhound

[Medman]

Or the Haematologist's dog .....Bloodhound

Or the usherette's Pointer

[starling]

Or the usherette's Pointer

Or the Bingo Callers Dingo

[Medman]

Or the Bingo Callers Dingo

Or the debt collector's Retriever

[starling]

Or the debt collector's Retriever

Or a flying dog ... A B-eagle

[Medman]

Or a flying dog ... A B-eagle

Or the baptist minister's Dunker

[starling]

Or the baptist minister's Dunker

The undertakers mutt called Digger.

[Medman]

The undertakers mutt called Digger.

The jelly maker's Setter

[starling]

The jelly maker's Setter

The one with a sore throat.......Husky

[Medman]

The one with a sore throat.......Husky

Or the pilot's Harrier

[starling]

Or the pilot's Harrier

Or the cross between a Pointer and a Setter...... Pointsetta, Usually a Christmas pet

[Medman]

Or the cross between a Pointer and a Setter...... Pointsetta, Usually a Christmas pet

Hopefully not Gradylondon

[Fender1]

Amen ----

[Medman]

Amen ----

Apeople ................ more PC ??

[Fender1]

Sunshine ????

[Medman]

Sunshine ????

Gone for another year !

[Fender1]

The Judge ---

[Medman]

The Judge ---

Here he comes

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Here he comes

When will he go?

[Medman]

Here he comes

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When will he go?

Ever ? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Ecky Thump]

Ever ? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

That's what was said!