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MaxineC
12-08-2011, 15:33
It has been said ..........:fpull: ............ better that than Dullman .......... :D


It is indeed... there's enough dullards around! ;)

Medman
12-08-2011, 16:18
It is indeed... there's enough dullards around! ;)

A good few dullsofts as well, which are even worse !! :D

MaxineC
12-08-2011, 19:53
A good few dullsofts as well, which are even worse !! :D


Absolutely, but most aren't on here, so stuff 'em! :D

Medman
13-08-2011, 10:23
Absolutely, but most aren't on here, so stuff 'em! :D

The Fun & Games Thread is the friendliest thread :neener:

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 11:54
The Fun & Games Thread is the friendliest thread :neener:


It is indeed, one big happy (and slightly potty) family... :crazy:

Medman
13-08-2011, 13:04
It is indeed, one big happy (and slightly potty) family... :crazy:

Potty is a vital requirement on here and should be shared freely :spin:

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 13:29
Potty is a vital requirement on here and should be shared freely :spin:


For some of us, being potty is normal... :crazy:

Medman
13-08-2011, 14:03
For some of us, being potty is normal... :crazy:

Is there another way ?

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 14:49
It would appear not all of us are blessed with the potty trait... t'is a shame! :crazy:

Medman
13-08-2011, 15:41
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79691]It would appear not all of us are blessed with the potty trait... t'is a shame! :crazy:

We must take our pottyness to the masses and convert the non-believers........ I have a dream ----

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 20:05
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79691]It would appear not all of us are blessed with the potty trait... t'is a shame! :crazy:

We must take our pottyness to the masses and convert the non-believers........ I have a dream ----


I see that dream Brother Medman... Let's go forth showing the light of pottyness to all the non-believers... :crazy:

Medman
13-08-2011, 22:09
[QUOTE=Medman;79715]


I see that dream Brother Medman... Let's go forth showing the light of pottyness to all the non-believers... :crazy:

Hallelujah Sister, today Las Americas, tomorrow............... Los Cristianos :laugh:

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 22:16
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79817]

Hallelujah Sister, today Las Americas, tomorrow............... Los Cristianos :laugh:


We will be the saviours of the modern day... Hallelujah!

Medman
13-08-2011, 22:18
[QUOTE=Medman;79888]


We will be the saviours of the modern day... Hallelujah!

Sounds like a plan, better book flights now !

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 22:25
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79900]

Sounds like a plan, better book flights now !


Yes you had, I'm already here so have the advantage! :D

Medman
13-08-2011, 22:29
[QUOTE=Medman;79906]


Yes you had, I'm already here so have the advantage! :D

Don't start without me ! That would be like Robin without Medman :D

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 22:32
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79922]

Don't start without me ! That would be like Robin without Medman :D


Erm no, I'm Batman in this partnership, matey... :raspberry2:

Medman
13-08-2011, 22:36
[QUOTE=Medman;79933]


Erm no, I'm Batman in this partnership, matey... :raspberry2:

Ok Medman and Batman sounds fine to me :tongue:

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 22:37
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79938]

Ok Medman and Batman sounds fine to me :tongue:


I think you mean Batman & Medman...

Medman
13-08-2011, 22:48
[QUOTE=Medman;79960]


I think you mean Batman & Medman...

I'm sure we could come to some swapping arrangement :idea:

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 22:51
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79965]

I'm sure we could come to some swapping arrangement :idea:


I'm sure we could... as long as my name comes first! ;)

Medman
13-08-2011, 23:04
[QUOTE=Medman;79994]


I'm sure we could... as long as my name comes first! ;)

Naw I think it will have to tbe he timeshare option

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 23:06
[QUOTE=MaxineC;80000]

Naw I think it will have to tbe he timeshare option


Whatever happened to chivalry... ???

Medman
13-08-2011, 23:17
[QUOTE=Medman;80016]


Whatever happened to chivalry... ???

That was the other night ......... :knight: :D

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 23:44
[QUOTE=MaxineC;80018]

That was the other night ......... :knight: :D


So you're only a part time knight... :rolleyes:

Medman
14-08-2011, 17:49
[QUOTE=Medman;80026]


So you're only a part time knight... :rolleyes:

Just help them out when they are busy ..........:D

lozzie1821
14-08-2011, 20:01
Had an absolute ball this weekend..
David Guetta was amazing hehe got the pics and sore feet from dancing to prove it!

Medman
15-08-2011, 07:44
Had an absolute ball this weekend..
David Guetta was amazing hehe got the pics and sore feet from dancing to prove it!


Keep Music Live ..............:rocking:

MaxineC
15-08-2011, 13:23
Afternoon boys & girls, have you missed me... :D

Medman
15-08-2011, 14:04
Afternoon boys & girls, have you missed me... :D

Who is this ? ..............

Santiago
15-08-2011, 22:18
Who is this ? ..............

What? ............................

Medman
16-08-2011, 07:59
What? ............................

No, WHO ? .......... :heyhey:

TenerifeFanatic
16-08-2011, 10:17
No, WHO ? .......... :heyhey:Why?????.......

Stoney
16-08-2011, 10:54
Because they should

Medman
16-08-2011, 11:10
Because they should

But what if they can't ?

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 11:15
But what if they can't ?


But what if they can...

Medman
16-08-2011, 11:22
But what if they can...

Then they should !

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 11:32
Then they should !

Anyway, how are you on this hot and sunny morning...

Medman
16-08-2011, 11:52
Anyway, how are you on this hot and sunny morning...

Not very sunny here unfortunately, the usual rain. Been keeping an eye on TF weather and it's lookin hot. Trying to arrange a few days next month to see if I still enjoy the Sun ????

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 12:06
Bloody scorcher here today, may have to take a dip in the pool to cool down... :raspberry2:

Stoney
16-08-2011, 12:16
what you don't have a jacuzzi, I don't believe it!

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 12:26
what you don't have a jacuzzi, I don't believe it!


I have a jacuzzi bath...

Stoney
16-08-2011, 12:58
I just knew it, bet it has a loofer as well

Ian55
16-08-2011, 13:02
I just knew it, bet it has a loofer as well


Hehe Maxine's a loafer :whistle:

Stoney
16-08-2011, 13:13
I was close then

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 13:37
Hehe Maxine's a loafer :whistle:


Watch it mystery mod... :D

Santiago
16-08-2011, 13:44
I was close then

Close to Maxine - or close to a loofah?

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 13:46
Close to Maxine - or close to a loofah?


There's nobody near me, it must be the loofah...

Santiago
16-08-2011, 14:03
There's nobody near me, it must be the loofah...

Don't worry, some people have funny tastes.

Ian55
16-08-2011, 14:32
Watch it mystery mod... :D

And.....................:raspberry:

Ian55
16-08-2011, 14:32
Watch it mystery mod... :D

And.....................:raspberry:

Medman
16-08-2011, 16:31
And.....................:raspberry:

it will grow ........... :banana:

Stoney
16-08-2011, 16:39
It's already a foot long

Medman
16-08-2011, 16:49
It's already a foot long

The way I get it that length is to fold it in half ! :D

Stoney
16-08-2011, 16:50
doesn't it get creased

Medman
16-08-2011, 16:52
doesn't it get creased

Nothing a good steaming can't fix !!

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 19:03
I'm back... just had a mammoth bubble popping session to beat YG, and I won! Clever me :heyhey:

Medman
16-08-2011, 19:26
I'm back... just had a mammoth bubble popping session to beat YG, and I won! Clever me :heyhey:

You've certainly tried to burst my bubble a couple of times .........:D

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 20:20
You've certainly tried to burst my bubble a couple of times .........:D


Well now I've well and truly burst Young Golfers bubble, I can concentrate on you... :devil:

Medman
16-08-2011, 21:06
Well now I've well and truly burst Young Golfers bubble, I can concentrate on you... :devil:

Oooooooooo personal attention :scared: :D

Santiago
16-08-2011, 21:40
Oooooooooo personal attention :scared: :D

Well, it's anything to quieten you down! :nono:

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 21:45
Well, it's anything to quieten you down! :nono:

Fear not, I have ways of quieting gobby blokes... :D

Stoney
16-08-2011, 21:46
sounds interesting

Santiago
16-08-2011, 21:53
Fear not, I have ways of quieting gobby blokes... :D

Oooooooh, can you give me some hints?

Stoney
16-08-2011, 22:01
is it me or is it getting hot

Medman
16-08-2011, 22:02
Oooooooh, can you give me some hints?

I'm not gobby, just exremely sociable and irresistable ........ :D

Santiago
16-08-2011, 22:06
I'm not gobby, just exremely sociable and irresistable ........ :D

Can we start a new thread to vote on that? Aye's to the right and Nay's to the left.

Stoney
16-08-2011, 22:20
careful the island might tip up

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 23:19
*In my best Beyonce voice* To the left, to left.... :D

YOUNG GOLFER
16-08-2011, 23:21
*In my best Beyonce voice* To the left, to left.... :D

4hrs 15 mins to beat my high score ....................not happy and by the way Girls are not the best:bootyshake::wink2:

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 23:25
4hrs 15 mins to beat my high score ....................not happy and by the way Girls are not the best:bootyshake::wink2:


I stopped for a couple of tea breaks and to get the feeling back into my hand... bloody hard work, but I was on a mission! :D

Medman
17-08-2011, 08:41
I stopped for a couple of tea breaks and to get the feeling back into my hand... bloody hard work, but I was on a mission! :D

What some people will do for their 15 minutes of fame !! :D

Ecky Thump
17-08-2011, 08:50
What some people will do for their 15 minutes of fame !! :D

Bubble Poooper!!;)

MaxineC
17-08-2011, 12:27
You're just jealous Ecky... :raspberry2: :D

Medman
17-08-2011, 13:14
You're just jealous Ecky... :raspberry2: :D

I'm rubbish at computer games so I hate them. :smashpc:

lozzie1821
17-08-2011, 13:42
Used the daddys lil girl card this morning as ive decided i want to be apart of the blackberry club :whistle: i give him till the weekend haha

MaxineC
17-08-2011, 14:06
Pffft to blackberry.... classy chicks use the iPhone! :D

lozzie1821
17-08-2011, 14:13
Are you saying im not classy? :twak:


:laugh:

MaxineC
17-08-2011, 15:53
Are you saying im not classy? :twak:


:laugh:


Yep...!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;)

Medman
17-08-2011, 17:15
Yep...!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;)

Me thinks that will not be the last word :wow:

MaxineC
17-08-2011, 19:33
Medman knows it's just my warped sense of humour, not really an insult ;)

Santiago
17-08-2011, 19:58
Medman knows it's just my warped sense of humour, not really an insult ;)

You are just too clever for most of us, Maxie, so we have to suffer with Blackberries

lozzie1821
17-08-2011, 21:26
You are just too clever for most of us, Maxie, so we have to suffer with Blackberries

i remember back in the day when i probs could have afforded an iphone but no im a single mum of 2... I have pics in my purse where the pennies used to be! haha.

x

Medman
17-08-2011, 22:31
[QUOTE=lozzie1821;82070]i remember back in the day when i probs could have afforded an iphone but no im a single mum of 2... I have pics in my purse where the pennies used to be! haha.

Whip round for Lozzie :whip: :D

MaxineC
18-08-2011, 00:38
My ears were burning... have I missed something?

slodgedad
18-08-2011, 00:40
Early night for me. Santa Cruz at 9 in the morning..Tara.....

MaxineC
18-08-2011, 00:43
Night Slodgie... drive carefully - tomorrow obviously, not in bed! :D

Medman
18-08-2011, 08:18
Night Slodgie... drive carefully - tomorrow obviously, not in bed! :D

Good morning one and all and welcome to an other day of merry quips and jolly japes :crylaughing: :D :laugh: :fpull:

lozzie1821
18-08-2011, 15:11
is not having such a good day today!
can someone please let me in on why it is so easy for blokes to just get up and leave their kids behind in a diffo country??
god if mums did that (and i know some do) but if we all did that children these days would be 10times worse than what they are!!

is meeting half way really that hard when it comes to raising kids even though you are seperated??

MaxineC
19-08-2011, 17:57
I know several women that have abandoned their kids too Lozzie... :(

Ecky Thump
19-08-2011, 18:06
I know several women that have abandoned their kids too Lozzie... :(

I've been abandoned.:crying2:

No Mummy's kisses and No Daddy's smile.

Santiago
19-08-2011, 22:03
I've been abandoned.:crying2:

No Mummy's kisses and No Daddy's smile.

I'm nobody's child ............ Lonnie Donegan, I believe!

Ecky Thump
19-08-2011, 22:11
I'm nobody's child ............ Lonnie Donegan, I believe!

As sung by.....

Hank Snow....Writer?
Billy Fury
Karen Young
The Beatles
And probably 50 more had a bash at it.:)

Sal
19-08-2011, 22:14
As sung by.....

Hank Snow....Writer?
Billy Fury
Karen Young
The Beatles
And probably 50 more had a bash at it.:)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gczR_Q18YPA

Santiago
19-08-2011, 22:20
I still prefer Lonnie Donegan's version accompanied by me on the washboard!

Medman
20-08-2011, 10:18
I still prefer Lonnie Donegan's version accompanied by me on the washboard!

Is this you ST ? :harp: :singing:

MaxineC
20-08-2011, 12:41
Stop harping on Medman... :D

Medman
20-08-2011, 14:49
Stop harping on Medman... :D

Can't help being highly strung (and I said strung) :D

MaxineC
20-08-2011, 15:49
Can't help being highly strung (and I said strung) :D


Being too tense isn't good for you... ;)

Medman
20-08-2011, 16:00
Being too tense isn't good for you... ;)

Don't like camping ......

MaxineC
20-08-2011, 16:01
Don't like camping ......


Me neither... I enjoy my comfort too much.

Medman
20-08-2011, 16:09
Me neither... I enjoy my comfort too much.

Oh yes me too. Satin before sleeping bags any day.

MaxineC
20-08-2011, 16:11
Oh yes me too. Satin before sleeping bags any day.


At least you're not a polyester man... :D

Medman
20-08-2011, 16:15
At least you're not a polyester man... :D

Sparks would fly ............:whistle: I like the rough in the smooth :D

MaxineC
20-08-2011, 16:18
Sparks would fly ............:whistle: I like the rough in the smooth :D


It has to be the worse type of bedding... actually, just make that material, full stop!

Medman
20-08-2011, 16:23
It has to be the worse type of bedding... actually, just make that material, full stop!

Mind you it's easier to iron ............. :laundry: :crylaughing:

MaxineC
20-08-2011, 16:28
Mind you it's easier to iron ............. :laundry: :crylaughing:


Don't do ironing, pay a nice lady to do it for me... :D

Medman
20-08-2011, 16:33
Don't do ironing, pay a nice lady to do it for me... :D

I do my own, don't like double creases. Only time I let my wife near my trousers is while I'm wearing them !!

MaxineC
20-08-2011, 16:35
I'm not even sure I know how to work an iron... ;)

Medman
20-08-2011, 16:38
I'm not even sure I know how to work an iron... ;)

I was in clothing trade for 23 years, so an iron helps to cover a mutitude of sins. Main tool !

MaxineC
20-08-2011, 16:40
So are you a bit nifty with a needle & thread...

Medman
20-08-2011, 16:45
So are you a bit nifty with a needle & thread...

You would think SEW, but I just made sure everybody else was :D

MaxineC
20-08-2011, 16:48
Haha, very witty sir....

Medman
20-08-2011, 16:53
Haha, very witty sir....

I knew you were a woman of great taste .... :crylaughing:

MaxineC
20-08-2011, 17:03
Impeccable taste... 99% of the time! ;)

lozzie1821
20-08-2011, 22:49
Sat in on my laptop on a sat night.......... Joys of motherhood!! :spin:I could sooo use a stiff drink right now.

Medman
21-08-2011, 11:33
Sat in on my laptop on a sat night.......... Joys of motherhood!! :spin:I could sooo use a stiff drink right now.

Awe diddums ! :D Have one on me ........ :cheers2:

MaxineC
21-08-2011, 11:53
Morning All. Well, it's another stunning day in Paradise...

Medman
21-08-2011, 12:06
Morning All. Well, it's another stunning day in Paradise...

Good morning Maxine, same here ..............it's not raining !

MaxineC
21-08-2011, 12:07
Morning Medman... Gosh, 2 days in a row without rain? You're being spoilt! :D

Medman
21-08-2011, 12:17
Morning Medman... Gosh, 2 days in a row without rain? You're being spoilt! :D

Yes, all sweet things spoil in the sun :crylaughing:

MaxineC
21-08-2011, 12:23
Dear oh dear.... I shall remain diplomatically silent on this one! :whistle:

Medman
21-08-2011, 12:29
Dear oh dear.... I shall remain diplomatically silent on this one! :whistle:

First time for everything :crylaughing:

MaxineC
21-08-2011, 12:33
There is indeed... :raspberry2:

Medman
21-08-2011, 12:36
There is indeed... :raspberry2:

Ah........ peace and quiet ............... :sunbathe:

MaxineC
21-08-2011, 12:49
I said I was only staying diplomatically quiet on one post, not all of them... :raspberry2:

Medman
21-08-2011, 12:54
I said I was only staying diplomatically quiet on one post, not all of them... :raspberry2:

Thank God for that, can only take so much peace. :D

MaxineC
21-08-2011, 12:57
Absolutely, too much peace & quiet would send you potty... :crazy:

Medman
21-08-2011, 13:03
Absolutely, too much peace & quiet would send you potty... :crazy:

So we both must have had some at one time then :D

MaxineC
21-08-2011, 13:33
Yes, normally when I'm asleep... that's as much of it as I need/want! :D

lozzie1821
21-08-2011, 13:46
Has just bought loads of stuff off ebay for ma kids :-) they are spoilt little munchkins!! hehe x

MaxineC
21-08-2011, 16:43
Who has? Are you talking to yourself Lozzie... ??? :D

Santiago
21-08-2011, 21:59
Who has? Are you talking to yourself Lozzie... ??? :D

I got a couple of combine manuals for my OH off Ebay last week. Couldn't find them anywhere else and he's well pleased. :tiphat:

lozzie1821
21-08-2011, 22:04
Who has? Are you talking to yourself Lozzie... ??? :D

HaHa sorry i get so used to talking 2 myself i do it on forums aswell... how sad!

I meant i bought my kids some stuff :-) they are great kids - i know im biased coz thy are mine but they really are and well with their dad not around i wanted to treat them to some stuff so they know atleast i love them double as much! x

MaxineC
22-08-2011, 01:09
It's when you start answering yourself too you've got a big problem... or to the dishwasher, as I appear to have started doing! :eek: :crazy:

Medman
22-08-2011, 11:25
It's when you start answering yourself too you've got a big problem... or to the dishwasher, as I appear to have started doing! :eek: :crazy:

MaxineC is all washed up ......... :dishes:

MaxineC
22-08-2011, 12:58
For some strange reason, I have started talking to the dishwasher... I blame the headaches! :whistle:

Medman
22-08-2011, 13:14
For some strange reason, I have started talking to the dishwasher... I blame the headaches! :whistle:

Who is your dishwasher ? Do they understand you ? That's the problem with hired help !:D

MaxineC
22-08-2011, 13:18
I don't care whether it understands me or not, when I speak it must listen... :crazy:

Medman
22-08-2011, 13:22
I don't care whether it understands me or not, when I speak it must listen... :crazy:

As long as you're content in your own wee world :laugh:

MaxineC
22-08-2011, 13:23
Life is good in my world... and the sky is pink with yellow spots, just like Mr Blobby! :crazy:

Medman
22-08-2011, 13:26
Life is good in my world... and the sky is pink with yellow spots, just like Mr Blobby! :crazy:

Sounds a happy place to be. Well named Casa Chaos.

MaxineC
22-08-2011, 13:28
It is a very appropriately named house.... :crazy:

Medman
22-08-2011, 13:34
It is a very appropriately named house.... :crazy:

Casa Dule Casa ............ as they in Costa Adeje .............. :cloud9:

Santiago
22-08-2011, 13:42
Casa Dule Casa ............ as they in Costa Adeje .............. :cloud9:

Isn't that where all the really cool people live?

Medman
22-08-2011, 13:45
Isn't that where all the really cool people live?

Certainly Maxine would have us believe it !! :tongue:

Santiago
22-08-2011, 13:50
Certainly Maxine would have us believe it !! :tongue:

I believe that she's gone orf for her afternoon snooze ...........:zzz:

Medman
22-08-2011, 13:52
I believe that she's gone orf for her afternoon snooze ...........:zzz:

Or maybe a haircut !! ?? :D

Santiago
22-08-2011, 14:03
Or maybe a haircut !! ?? :D

Or a new pair of shoes? :)

Medman
22-08-2011, 14:08
Or a new pair of shoes? :)

Yes, she probably has finished joining up the dots on her last pair :crylaughing:

Santiago
22-08-2011, 14:16
Yes, she probably has finished joining up the dots on her last pair :crylaughing:

Do I detect a note of jealousy there?

Medman
22-08-2011, 14:39
Do I detect a note of jealousy there?

No, I prefer painting by numbers :raspberry:

lozzie1821
22-08-2011, 14:49
Afternoon people :-D how is everyones monday going??? xxx

Medman
22-08-2011, 15:02
Afternoon people :-D how is everyones monday going??? xxx

Busy. Trying to get some work done between posts :spin:

MaxineC
22-08-2011, 15:19
Oi Medman & Santiago, I don't do afternoon snoozing, nor would I vandalise my very fabulous & expensive shoes... I was on the phone for a long business call, then I made my husband some lunch... I'm a very good wiffy :D

Medman
22-08-2011, 19:12
Oi Medman & Santiago, I don't do afternoon snoozing, nor would I vandalise my very fabulous & expensive shoes... I was on the phone for a long business call, then I made my husband some lunch... I'm a very good wiffy :D

MaxineC having long conversations ....... would you believe it ........:laugh:

Santiago
22-08-2011, 21:54
MaxineC having long conversations ....... would you believe it ........:laugh:

Well, I managed to make a sandwich and some coffee and take it to my husband by driving up the road, across a grass field and then walking about 500 yards over a stubble field to deliver it to him. Yes, It's harvest time in Cornwall.

Medman
22-08-2011, 23:51
Well, I managed to make a sandwich and some coffee and take it to my husband by driving up the road, across a grass field and then walking about 500 yards over a stubble field to deliver it to him. Yes, It's harvest time in Cornwall.

A full sandwich.........you must be knackered !!!

Ecky Thump
23-08-2011, 08:37
A full sandwich.........you must be knackered !!!

The secret of making a good Cucumber sandwich is that it should be, sliced thinly, dressed with black pepper and vinegar...then thrown in the bin!;)

Medman
23-08-2011, 08:47
The secret of making a good Cucumber sandwich is that it should be, sliced thinly, dressed with black pepper and vinegar...then thrown in the bin!;)

Ecky is a jooly piece man

Ecky Thump
23-08-2011, 08:55
Ecky is a jooly piece man

A "Jelly Piece" sandwich is pure magic and can't be beat.:yum:

With that, I'm off to the allotment.

Medman
23-08-2011, 09:02
A "Jelly Piece" sandwich is pure magic and can't be beat.:yum:

With that, I'm off to the allotment.

Especially strawberry. Weed well Ecky !

Santiago
23-08-2011, 15:36
A full sandwich.........you must be knackered !!!

Yes, but very small slices of bread! I shall do another this afternoon and do another trek across fields.

MaxineC
23-08-2011, 17:43
Afternoon everybody, I'm here.... but going again now! Off to see my neurologist, if I'm not back in a couple of hours it possibly means I've been sectioned... :crazy:

Santiago
23-08-2011, 21:13
Afternoon everybody, I'm here.... but going again now! Off to see my neurologist, if I'm not back in a couple of hours it possibly means I've been sectioned... :crazy:

Noooooooo, Maxie. If anyone is sectioned it will be the neurologist!!

Medman
23-08-2011, 21:38
Noooooooo, Maxie. If anyone is sectioned it will be the neurologist!!

He/she will be no match for Maxine's condition !! :crylaughing:

Santiago
23-08-2011, 21:44
He/she will be no match for Maxine's condition !! :crylaughing:

Perhaps we could send you over too, that would completely finish him off! :neener:

Medman
23-08-2011, 21:51
Perhaps we could send you over too, that would completely finish him off! :neener:

I'm flattered ............ :bootyshake:

Santiago
23-08-2011, 21:59
I'm flattered ............ :bootyshake:

Was that FLATTENED? :whistle:

Medman
23-08-2011, 22:06
Was that FLATTENED? :whistle:

Maybe flatulence ...... or is that the guy from Riverdance ?

Santiago
23-08-2011, 22:14
Maybe flatulence ...... or is that the guy from Riverdance ?

Oh, yes, Michael - bit of a tapper.

Medman
23-08-2011, 22:19
Oh, yes, Michael - bit of a tapper.

He was a railwayman ??

Santiago
23-08-2011, 22:29
He was a railwayman ??

Well, he certainly never seems to run out of steam.

Medman
23-08-2011, 22:31
Well, he certainly never seems to run out of steam.

Bet he was well chuffed ...........:D

Santiago
23-08-2011, 22:38
Bet he was well chuffed ...........:D

Probably expressed a desire to train hard. :devil2:

Medman
23-08-2011, 22:40
Probably expressed a desire to train hard. :devil2:

But would go off the rails eventually

Santiago
23-08-2011, 22:49
But would go off the rails eventually

Perhaps he would then become a sleeper?

Medman
24-08-2011, 00:10
Perhaps he would then become a sleeper?

That would be a mis-carriage of justice :D

TenerifeFanatic
24-08-2011, 21:37
That would be a mis-carriage of justice :DThat is exactly my train of thought.

Ecky Thump
24-08-2011, 22:01
That is exactly my train of thought.

Are you siding with them?

Ian55
24-08-2011, 22:19
As I expected, its turned into a mini version of the Dungeon :D get back on topic you lot, or its off to the Tenerife Tower with the lot of ya :whistle: And you only get let out when the sun is shining :crazy: or you bribe me with Dorada :devil2:

Ecky Thump
24-08-2011, 22:29
Chickens are noisy and lay eggs!

Ian55
24-08-2011, 22:32
Chickens are noisy and lay eggs!

Methinks Ecky you need a Holiday :jumping: Or is it a Lifeboat ?

Ecky Thump
24-08-2011, 22:34
Methinks Ecky you need a Holiday :jumping: Or is it a Lifeboat ?

Chickens have feathers and cluck!

Ian55
24-08-2011, 22:37
Chickens have feathers and cluck!


Mmmmmmmm just let me find the phone number of a very nice hotel, All mod cons, padded rooms,gated and barred for your safety :whistle:

Ecky Thump
24-08-2011, 22:40
Mmmmmmmm just let me find the phone number of a very nice hotel, All mod cons, padded rooms,gated and barred for your safety :whistle:

Will they serve me fried eggs for breakfast?

Medman
25-08-2011, 08:06
Will they serve me fried eggs for breakfast?

Will the pool be fenced off for safety ? :swimming:

Ecky Thump
25-08-2011, 09:04
Will the pool be fenced off for safety ? :swimming:

Chickens don't swim............Stupid person!:devil2:

Medman
25-08-2011, 09:23
Chickens don't swim............Stupid person!:devil2:

But feathers float .......:raspberry2:

lozzie1821
25-08-2011, 14:48
whats all this talk of chickens??

Medman
25-08-2011, 15:23
whats all this talk of chickens??

I haven't a cluckin clue .......... :whistle:

Ian55
25-08-2011, 16:28
Which leads us to the last word on this.................... Which came first ? The Chicken or the Egg :devil2:

AL JAY
25-08-2011, 16:34
Which leads us to the last word on this.................... Which came first ? The Chicken or the Egg :devil2:


Eggs-actly what i was thinking! :spin:

Medman
25-08-2011, 16:46
Eggs-actly what i was thinking! :spin:

Brooding again Al ?

Ecky Thump
25-08-2011, 19:13
Baby chickens are cute.

Ian55
25-08-2011, 21:55
Baby chickens are cute.


I give up........................:doh:

Ecky Thump
25-08-2011, 21:57
I give up........................:doh:

Now that was the proper response.....I win last word!:D

Ian55
25-08-2011, 21:59
Now that was the proper response.....I win last word!:D

Think not Ecky...................................:sorry:

Ecky Thump
25-08-2011, 22:01
Think not Ecky...................................:sorry:

The world loves a trier.

Ian55
25-08-2011, 22:05
The world loves a trier.

I know :) but dont think for one moment you are gonna get the last word ner ner ner :spin:

Ecky Thump
25-08-2011, 22:14
I know :) but dont think for one moment you are gonna get the last word ner ner ner :spin:

We shall see and any more attitude from you Mr Super Doopa and I will talk about chickens.:whistle:

Ian55
25-08-2011, 22:22
We shall see and any more attitude from you Mr Super Doopa and I will talk about chickens.:whistle:

Now now Ecky, cant we talk about the LNM ? rumour has it Nessie is on Holiday :whistle:

Ecky Thump
25-08-2011, 22:32
Now now Ecky, cant we talk about the LNM ? rumour has it Nessie is on Holiday :whistle:

No, it is just a rumour as she is sitting here beside me and is due in Tenerife in 27 days time.

lozzie1821
27-08-2011, 19:24
Is looking forward to opening up the vodka and seeing what answers to my probs i can come up with till they come bk 2moro & on the bright side im gonna be talking 2 my best friend back home too :) xx

Ian55
28-08-2011, 13:09
Is looking forward to opening up the vodka and seeing what answers to my probs i can come up with till they come bk 2moro & on the bright side im gonna be talking 2 my best friend back home too :) xx


Ah Lozzie the only problem i can see is as the Vodka goes down the world takes on a whole new look :cheeky:

Ecky Thump
28-08-2011, 13:26
Ah Lozzie the only problem i can see is as the Vodka goes down the world takes on a :Dwhole new look :cheeky:

Yes, and I have seen that look on your face.

Santiago
29-08-2011, 14:13
Yes, and I have seen that look on your face.

Wasn't it "Take that look off your face" - Andrew Lloyd Webber - Tell me on a Sunday - sung by Marti Webb?

Medman
29-08-2011, 14:19
Wasn't it "Take that look off your face" - Andrew Lloyd Webber - Tell me on a Sunday - sung by Marti Webb?

Yes .................

Santiago
29-08-2011, 14:25
Yes .................

Good ....................

Medman
29-08-2011, 14:31
Good ....................

Welcome ...........

Santiago
29-08-2011, 14:39
Welcome ...........

Ta .............................

Medman
29-08-2011, 14:46
Ta .............................

Too small a word to be the last one :cheeky:

Santiago
29-08-2011, 14:50
Too small a word to be the last one :cheeky:

Says who? ......................:nono:

Medman
29-08-2011, 14:56
says who? ......................:nono:


me ................

Santiago
29-08-2011, 14:58
me ................

That's too small too!!!!! :neener:

Medman
29-08-2011, 15:05
That's too small too!!!!! :neener: That's what all the women say :D

How about THIS ??

MaxineC
29-08-2011, 16:33
None of you are getting the last word, I'm back on top form... I WILL win!

Medman
29-08-2011, 16:47
None of you are getting the last word, I'm back on top form... I WILL win!

Woman on top ? sounds fine to me :devil2:

MaxineC
29-08-2011, 16:52
Woman on top ? sounds fine to me :devil2:


Best place to be... :D

AL JAY
29-08-2011, 17:00
Just going for a Ruby :yum:

MaxineC
29-08-2011, 17:38
Just going for a Ruby :yum:

Enjoy... had one the other night from a new place in LC, was darn delicious! :hungry:

Medman
29-08-2011, 18:40
Enjoy... had one the other night from a new place in LC, was darn delicious! :hungry:

Sounds like a plan. In fact a Delhi good plan ....:D

MaxineC
29-08-2011, 19:18
Sounds like a plan. In fact a Delhi good plan ....:D


We're having chilli.... made it yesterday, so it's had time to get some oomphh! :D

Medman
29-08-2011, 19:58
We're having chilli.... made it yesterday, so it's had time to get some oomphh! :D

Can't beat a bit of oomphh! on a Monday night ........:spin:

Sal
29-08-2011, 20:02
Can't beat a bit of oomphh! on a Monday night ........:spin:

Can't beat a bit of oomphh any night!..............:devil2:

Medman
29-08-2011, 20:05
Can't beat a bit of oomphh any night!..............:devil2:

Take it when you can get it .. ha ha :shy:

Sal
29-08-2011, 20:06
Take it when you can get it .. ha ha :shy:

Blokes are so easily pleased! :tongue:

Medman
29-08-2011, 20:17
Blokes are so easily pleased! :tongue:

Just as well .............. :crylaughing: :laugh: :D

Sal
29-08-2011, 20:22
Just as well .............. :crylaughing: :laugh: :D

I know - simple pleasures............simple minds! :whistle:

Ecky Thump
29-08-2011, 20:50
I know - simple pleasures............simple minds! :whistle:

Mine is very simple, as are my pleasures!:)

Sal
29-08-2011, 20:58
Mine is very simple, as are my pleasures!:)

I bet Carol is glad about that! x

Medman
29-08-2011, 22:20
I bet Carol is glad about that! x

There's quite "a lot ment" by that I would say.

Santiago
29-08-2011, 22:30
There's quite "a lot ment" by that I would say.

That's digging a bit deep and quite earthy .................

Medman
29-08-2011, 22:33
That's digging a bit deep and quite earthy .................

Just trying to plant a seed .........

Santiago
29-08-2011, 22:45
Just trying to plant a seed .........

I should branch out into something else ...........

Medman
29-08-2011, 22:56
I should branch out into something else ...........

Leaf me alone, I'm on garden leaf and I thought you would twig eventually that I am very lacka daisy and do not have a violet temperament and would never grass on anyone.

Santiago
29-08-2011, 23:03
Leaf me alone, I'm on garden leaf and I thought you would twig eventually that I am very lacka daisy and do not have a violet temperament and would never grass on anyone.

I really dig all that, and there I thought you were a rake who planted himself in beds.

Medman
29-08-2011, 23:12
I really dig all that, and there I thought you were a rake who planted himself in beds.

Hoe, hoe, hoe, shear genius. I thought weed agreed that I was a cultivated person who rose above these situations and did not talk in riddles and was sow nice and called a spade a spade.

Santiago
30-08-2011, 16:59
Hoe, hoe, hoe, shear genius. I thought weed agreed that I was a cultivated person who rose above these situations and did not talk in riddles and was sow nice and called a spade a spade.

What a load of manure!

Medman
30-08-2011, 17:54
What a load of manure!

Your chat up lines stink .......... :D

Santiago
30-08-2011, 22:36
Your chat up lines stink .......... :D

It's the way I tell 'em ............ Thanks to Frank Carson

Medman
31-08-2011, 08:53
It's the way I tell 'em ............ Thanks to Frank Carson

To be sure, to be sure ......:D

Santiago
31-08-2011, 22:21
To be sure, to be sure ......:D

But are we always sure? .................

Ecky Thump
31-08-2011, 22:28
But are we always sure? .................


I forget if I am sure or not.:confused:

Santiago
31-08-2011, 22:39
I forget if I am sure or not.:confused:

But are you sure, Ecky, that you have forgotten?

Carol55
31-08-2011, 22:44
But are you sure, Ecky, that you have forgotten?

He is always forgetting to come home from the pub.;)

Santiago
31-08-2011, 22:46
He is always forgetting to come home from the pub.;)

Are you sure, Carol? :fpull:

Carol55
31-08-2011, 22:48
Are you sure, Carol? :fpull:

The only thing I am sure about regarding Ecky, is that I am married to him.:D

slodgedad
31-08-2011, 23:50
The only thing I am sure about regarding Ecky, is that I am married to him.:D

You lucky girl...:jumping:

Carol55
31-08-2011, 23:51
You lucky girl...:jumping:


Some times.;)