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Santiago
05-10-2011, 23:02
In the ladies department ....... :crylaughing:

Is that some strange and obscure Scottish word?

Medman
06-10-2011, 08:45
Is that some strange and obscure Scottish word?

Do you not have ladies in England ? .........:laugh:

Santiago
06-10-2011, 14:59
Do you not have ladies in England ? .........:laugh:

Oh yes, but have never heard of huff before in that context!

:confused:

Medman
06-10-2011, 16:19
Oh yes, but have never heard of huff before in that context!

:confused:

Oh it's the huff bit you haven't heard of ! Sorry, I will translate for the uneducated : :cheeky:

huff
noun, sulk, temper, bad mood, passion, rage, pet, pique He went into a huff because he lost the game.
in a huff offended, hurt, angered, provoked, annoyed, put out (informal), hacked (off) (U.S. slang), exasperated, sulking (informal), nettled, miffed (informal), irked, riled, peeved, piqued, in high dudgeon She was in a huff about what I'd said.

Santiago
06-10-2011, 16:41
Oh it's the huff bit you haven't heard of ! Sorry, I will translate for the uneducated : :cheeky:

huff
noun, sulk, temper, bad mood, passion, rage, pet, pique He went into a huff because he lost the game.
in a huff offended, hurt, angered, provoked, annoyed, put out (informal), hacked (off) (U.S. slang), exasperated, sulking (informal), nettled, miffed (informal), irked, riled, peeved, piqued, in high dudgeon She was in a huff about what I'd said.

Now you are showing off that you have a dictionary!!

Medman
06-10-2011, 16:45
Now you are showing off that you have a dictionary!!

Google is God .......... :bowdown: G

Santiago
06-10-2011, 16:50
Google is God .......... :bowdown: G

Regrettably I have to agree with that! :ashamed:

Medman
06-10-2011, 16:53
Regrettably I have to agree with that! :ashamed:

Just don't tell the real God :pray:

Santiago
06-10-2011, 17:04
Just don't tell the real God :pray:

I think he already knows!!!!!!

Medman
06-10-2011, 17:08
I think he already knows!!!!!!

That's because like Medman he is omni-present ...:tongue:

Santiago
06-10-2011, 17:18
That's because like Medman he is omni-present ...:tongue:

Give up!!! Gone to get the tea/supper/dinner/evening meal/high tea and, anyway, the Antiques Road Trip is on!!!!

:dishes:

Medman
06-10-2011, 17:27
Give up!!! Gone to get the tea/supper/dinner/evening meal/high tea and, anyway, the Antiques Road Trip is on!!!!

:dishes:

What you doing out the kitchen anyway ? ............. :tongue: :redcard:

Santiago
06-10-2011, 22:07
What you doing out the kitchen anyway ? ............. :tongue: :redcard:

Ooooooooooooohh! How do you know where my computer is? I have three - a desktop, a laptop and a netbook, or four if you count my Blackberry!

Medman
07-10-2011, 08:35
Ooooooooooooohh! How do you know where my computer is? I have three - a desktop, a laptop and a netbook, or four if you count my Blackberry!

Very PC .......:cheeky:

Santiago
07-10-2011, 22:30
Very PC .......:cheeky:

That's me! It is also because I had a HUGE crash a couple of years ago and lost a lot of information. Now I have it on different computers and a desktop hard disk so I (hopefully) will never lose so much again!

Medman
07-10-2011, 23:05
That's me! It is also because I had a HUGE crash a couple of years ago and lost a lot of information. Now I have it on different computers and a desktop hard disk so I (hopefully) will never lose so much again!

Not just a pretty avatar then ?

Santiago
08-10-2011, 10:33
Not just a pretty avatar then ?

Hidden depths!!

Medman
08-10-2011, 12:47
Hidden depths!!

Hide and seek champion of 2011 comes to mind .... :hide:

Santiago
08-10-2011, 17:04
Hide and seek champion of 2011 comes to mind .... :hide:

Yep! Wanna see my trophy?

:sculptor:

By the way I saw a good book for you today: Rock guitar for Dummies!!:crylaughing:

Medman
09-10-2011, 10:32
Yep! Wanna see my trophy?

:sculptor:



By the way I saw a good book for you today: Rock guitar for Dummies!!:crylaughing:

I wrote it ! :raspberry:

Santiago
09-10-2011, 13:16
I wrote it ! :raspberry:

Well, hello Jon Chappell !!!:hi:

Medman
11-10-2011, 08:14
Well, hello Jon Chappell !!!:hi:

I'm actually his brother Sistene ....... :pray:

Santiago
11-10-2011, 20:47
I'm actually his brother Sistene ....... :pray:

Oh, you were painted on by Michelangelo, weren't you?

Medman
11-10-2011, 21:45
Oh, you were painted on by Michelangelo, weren't you?

I'm just going to gloss over that one as it doesn't matter as I am overcome with emulsion. Anyway, I think you are just trying to stir it !

Santiago
11-10-2011, 21:52
I'm just going to gloss over that one as it doesn't matter as I am overcome with emulsion. Anyway, I think you are just trying to stir it !

Coo, you're a real work of art, aren't you?

Medman
11-10-2011, 23:07
Coo, you're a real work of art, aren't you?

It has been said ........ :painting: more decay than deco :eyebrows:

Santiago
12-10-2011, 15:27
It has been said ........ :painting: more decay than deco :eyebrows:

No, I would have you down as an impressionist with abstract tendencies, slightly influenced by Pop Art and some surrealism and balanced out by your natural primitivism!
In other words: :grufalo:

Medman
12-10-2011, 21:10
No, I would have you down as an impressionist with abstract tendencies, slightly influenced by Pop Art and some surrealism and balanced out by your natural primitivism!
In other words: :grufalo:

You've been reading my fanmail again .... :newspaper:

Santiago
12-10-2011, 22:43
You've been reading my fanmail again .... :newspaper:

No, I'm the one who writes it!!:typing:

Medman
12-10-2011, 22:46
No, I'm the one who writes it!!:typing:

So only one more to find !! :laugh:

Santiago
12-10-2011, 23:00
So only one more to find !! :laugh:

Two fan letters? are you sure you aren't seeing double?

Medman
12-10-2011, 23:15
Two fan letters? are you sure you aren't seeing double?

Mind you the writing did look similar (not joined up)

Santiago
13-10-2011, 15:02
Mind you the writing did look similar (not joined up)

Oh, wasn't me then as I do joined up writing as long as the light is good! :cheeky:

Medman
13-10-2011, 15:50
Oh, wasn't me then as I do joined up writing as long as the light is good! :cheeky:

If it wasn't you then I have 3 fans :jumping:

Bobby
13-10-2011, 19:38
If it wasn't you then I have 3 fans :jumping:

Are you so hot that you need three fans?

Medman
13-10-2011, 19:57
Are you so hot that you need three fans?

I'm too cool to be hot ???? :crazy:

Santiago
13-10-2011, 22:38
I'm too cool to be hot ???? :crazy:

No, Bobby, Medman needs the fans for his nightclub act!

:bellydancer:

Medman
13-10-2011, 22:40
No, Bobby, Medman needs the fans for his nightclub act!

:bellydancer:

Can't beat a good bit of wafting .....:eyebrows:

Santiago
13-10-2011, 22:57
Can't beat a good bit of wafting .....:eyebrows:

You said it! .................

Medman
13-10-2011, 23:16
You said it! .................

Knew we would agree on something ......... :agree: ...........:cheeky:

Santiago
14-10-2011, 16:15
Knew we would agree on something ......... :agree: ...........:cheeky:

Bound to happen one day! :dontknow:

Medman
14-10-2011, 16:30
Bound to happen one day! :dontknow:

Today is a red letter day

Santiago
14-10-2011, 22:01
Today is a red letter day

I haven't sent any letters.

Medman
15-10-2011, 09:33
I haven't sent any letters.

And probably don't have any after your name either .........:crylaughing:

Santiago
15-10-2011, 22:07
And probably don't have any after your name either .........:crylaughing:

Oh yes, I do, but don't want to boast!!

:shy:

Medman
16-10-2011, 10:54
Oh yes, I do, but don't want to boast!!

:shy:

Santiago MBE (Medman's Biggest Enthusiast) ??

Santiago
16-10-2011, 21:18
Santiago MBE (Medman's Biggest Enthusiast) ??

Santiago MA ( Medman's antagonist!)

Medman
16-10-2011, 22:49
Santiago MA ( Medman's antagonist!)

Santiago CA (Cornwall Animal) :cheeky:

Santiago
17-10-2011, 21:43
Santiago CA (Cornwall Animal) :cheeky:

How about Medman DSc (dinosaur second class!)

:grrrr:

Medman
17-10-2011, 23:22
How about Medman DSc (dinosaur second class!)

:grrrr:

I resemble that remark :laugh:

slodgedad
17-10-2011, 23:59
Duh. How do y'all?

Medman
18-10-2011, 08:50
Duh. How do y'all?

Doing fine SD, don't see enough of you on here. Get a Life !! :laugh:

Santiago
18-10-2011, 20:59
Doing fine SD, don't see enough of you on here. Get a Life !! :laugh:

Hi Slodgie, nice to have a bit of class returning to the fun and games. :hi:

Medman
18-10-2011, 21:15
Hi Slodgie, nice to have a bit of class returning to the fun and games. :hi:

All the class you can handle is already here !! :raspberry:

Santiago
18-10-2011, 21:25
All the class you can handle is already here !! :raspberry:

Where? ..........................
:girl:

Medman
18-10-2011, 21:34
Where? ..........................
:girl:

Not telling you, :raspberry: because you wouldn't recognise it anyway.... :laugh:

:hide: oops oh no there I am ... :eyebrows:

Santiago
18-10-2011, 21:47
Not telling you, :raspberry: because you wouldn't recognise it anyway.... :laugh:

:hide: oops oh no there I am ... :eyebrows:

He who hath big opinion of himself will fall farthest when the time cometh!
:nono:

Carol55
18-10-2011, 21:47
Hi Slodgie, nice to have a bit of class returning to the fun and games. :hi:


The only class Slodge has ever seen was when he was at school and that was so many years ago, that he can't remember the times when he even bothered going.:crylaughing:

sunspot
18-10-2011, 21:54
Oh Carol, are you on one? you havent been at the Vodka again have you?:nono:

Medman
18-10-2011, 21:58
Oh Carol, are you on one? you havent been at the Vodka again have you?:nono:

Doesn't make her a bad person.

Carol55
18-10-2011, 21:59
Oh Carol, are you on one? you havent been at the Vodka again have you?:nono:

How did you guess?, Eric is out at some meeting and has left me with a bottle from Tenerife and I just couldn't resist the opportunity.:vodkamachine:

sunspot
18-10-2011, 21:59
Doesn't make her a bad person.
No she not a bad person but she can get a bit lippy when shes had a few,believe me shes a good drinking buddy

Carol55
18-10-2011, 22:01
Doesn't make her a bad person.

Oh, it does and very bad indeed!:spin:

Medman
18-10-2011, 22:03
Oh, it does and very bad indeed!:spin:

Probably having O'Jangles withdrawal symtoms ........... :drunk2:

sunspot
18-10-2011, 22:04
You enjoy it Carol,im on Coffee but wish i was drinking a Vodka with you

Carol55
18-10-2011, 22:09
You enjoy it Carol,im on Coffee but wish i was drinking a Vodka with you

After the Vodka, I should really have a coffee, but there is a bottle of Bacardi in the cupboard.:drunk2:

sunspot
18-10-2011, 22:11
After the Vodka, I should really have a coffee, but there is a bottle of Bacardi in the cupboard.:drunk2:

Go Carol Go,least you wont be hearing any snoring tonight:sleeping:

lozzie1821
18-10-2011, 22:12
hey everyone. been a while since i been in this section... hows everyone? x

sunspot
18-10-2011, 22:14
hey everyone. been a while since i been in this section... hows everyone? x

By the sound of it everyones on the pop

Carol55
18-10-2011, 22:14
hey everyone. been a while since i been in this section... hows everyone? x

Errrrr, very very tipsy.

lozzie1821
18-10-2011, 22:16
Errrrr, very very tipsy.

im getting there haha x

Medman
18-10-2011, 22:21
im getting there haha x

I must be the only one just on beer ! :cheers:

sunspot
18-10-2011, 22:23
I must be the only one just on beer ! :cheers:

Am i the only one on Coffee?......................

Carol55
18-10-2011, 22:27
Am i the only one on Coffee?......................

Am I the only one trying to type with only one eye open?

sunspot
18-10-2011, 22:32
Am I the only one trying to type with only one eye open?

Ecky will think your winking at him........................

Carol55
18-10-2011, 22:35
Ecky will think your winking at him........................

As long as its not Ann thats winking at him at his meeting tonight.:laugh:

sunspot
18-10-2011, 22:38
As long as its not Ann thats winking at him at his meeting tonight.:laugh:

Is it a garden meeting,if so they are probably discussing thier cuttings..............:wink:

Medman
18-10-2011, 22:40
Is it a garden meeting,if so they are probably discussing thier cuttings..............:wink:

Probably "a lot ment" but not actually blossoming

Carol55
18-10-2011, 22:42
Is it a garden meeting,if so they are probably discussing thier cuttings..............:wink:

Is that what they call it.

I trust him to behave himself and if he didn't Ann would wallop him. (I think!):hit:

sunspot
18-10-2011, 22:44
Is that what they call it.

I trust him to behave himself and if he didn't Ann would wallop him. (I think!):hit:

Good for you,got him covered,he stands no chance................bless him

Carol55
18-10-2011, 22:48
Good for you,got him covered,he stands no chance................bless him


He forgets that he is now officially a OAP.:cheeky:

sunspot
18-10-2011, 22:50
He forgets that he is now officially a OAP.:cheeky:

When will he start to behave himself then? no on reflection hes ok the way he his,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Medman
18-10-2011, 22:51
Good for you,got him covered,he stands no chance................bless him

Leaf him alone, he's not going to stalk 'er and I'm sure they will only be cultivating ideas. You must trust the manure married to and plant a big kiss on him when he returns.

Carol55
18-10-2011, 22:55
Leaf him alone, he's not going to stalk 'er and I'm sure they will only be cultivating ideas. You must trust the manure married to and plant a big kiss on him when he returns.

And then compost him six foot under if he smells of perfume and not flowers.

I think the Vodka is working.:spin:

Medman
18-10-2011, 22:57
And then compost him six foot under if he smells of perfume and not flowers.

I think the Vodka is working.:spin:

Ha ha dig it Carol ... :laugh:

Carol55
18-10-2011, 23:00
Ha ha dig it Carol ... :laugh:

If I carry on posting tonight, I will have to dig my self out of a deep hole.

Oh well, maybe another Vodka is called for.:cheers2:

Medman
18-10-2011, 23:02
If I carry on posting tonight, I will have to dig my self out of a deep hole.

Oh well, maybe another Vodka is called for.:cheers2:

Aye, you're doing Fairlie well. I take it they are Largs vodkas (with a slur)

Carol55
18-10-2011, 23:05
Aye, you're doing Fairlie well. I take it they are Largs vodkas (with a slur)

They are Fairlie Largs and now are getting Biggar. (Sth. Lanarkshire):laugh:

Medman
18-10-2011, 23:06
They are Fairlie Largs and now are getting Biggar. (Sth. Lanarkshire):laugh:

Never fancied staying in Bridge of Weir :crazy:

Carol55
18-10-2011, 23:10
Never fancied staying in Bridge of Weir :crazy:

We used to live in Bridge of Weir and then moved to Houston, but there was no oil there.:)

Medman
19-10-2011, 07:30
We used to live in Bridge of Weir and then moved to Houston, but there was no oil there.:)

Hope Carol's hangover's not too bad this morning ......... :sick:

Carol55
19-10-2011, 08:29
Hope Carol's hangover's not too bad this morning ......... :sick:

Ouch!!!!!!!:cry:

Medman
19-10-2011, 08:39
Ouch!!!!!!!:cry:

Never again Carol eh ? .............. :liar: :laugh:

Carol55
19-10-2011, 08:48
Never again Carol eh ? .............. :liar: :laugh:

Maybe tonight, but can you tell me why this keyboard is so noisy this morning?:dontknow:

Medman
19-10-2011, 08:53
Maybe tonight, but can you tell me why this keyboard is so noisy this morning?:dontknow:

Just wait till Eric starts rattling the coffee cups !! :scared:

Carol55
19-10-2011, 08:58
Just wait till Eric starts rattling the coffee cups !! :scared:

He did that at 7am and I am trying to book flights for next June, it looks like Ryanair again, but using "Tuifly" search, their prices seem OK.:)

Medman
19-10-2011, 09:30
He did that at 7am and I am trying to book flights for next June, it looks like Ryanair again, but using "Tuifly" search, their prices seem OK.:)

Haven't tried them, always seems to be Ryanair, which I have never had a problem with. Including last year at the time of the ash cloud.

Carol55
19-10-2011, 10:00
Haven't tried them, always seems to be Ryanair, which I have never had a problem with. Including last year at the time of the ash cloud.

Thats it booked...Ryanair again and I have just had a email from No.1 son and his family can we book them a apartment and flights as they want to join us....Guess who will pay!?

Medman
19-10-2011, 10:04
Thats it booked...Ryanair again and I have just had a email from No.1 son and his family can we book them a apartment and flights as they want to join us....Guess who will pay!?

Sounds familiar. My daughter and her boyfriend joined as in September. They paid the apartment and flights (eventually) but we seemed to pay for everything else. Ah that's kids for you. Did enjoy their company though and they even enjoyed ours !

Carol55
19-10-2011, 10:09
Sounds familiar. My daughter and her boyfriend joined as in September. They paid the apartment and flights (eventually) but we seemed to pay for everything else. Ah that's kids for you. Did enjoy their company though and they even enjoyed ours !

Its a good feeling when your family still wants to join you, even if it does cost a bit. They do offer to pay, but then you say.."don't be silly, put your money away":laugh:

Where in Ayrshire do you live?

I'm plain nosey!:wink:

Medman
19-10-2011, 10:34
Its a good feeling when your family still wants to join you, even if it does cost a bit. They do offer to pay, but then you say.."don't be silly, put your money away":laugh:

Where in Ayrshire do you live?

I'm plain nosey!:wink:

Yes, you're right it is a good feeling that you're not too much of an embarassment to them! Both my daughters and partners regularly drop in at home. Even the neighbours have commented how nice that is. I live in Kilmarnock but my heart's in Tenerife !

Carol55
19-10-2011, 10:46
Yes, you're right it is a good feeling that you're not too much of an embarassment to them! Both my daughters and partners regularly drop in at home. Even the neighbours have commented how nice that is. I live in Kilmarnock but my heart's in Tenerife !

Eric does not think much of the team, but loves a Killie Pie.:yum:

Medman
19-10-2011, 10:50
Eric does not think much of the team, but loves a Killie Pie.:yum:

Killie Pies give me heartburn and my team give me heartache. I can see the stadium from my back window.

Carol55
19-10-2011, 10:55
Killie Pies give me heartburn and my team give me heartache. I can see the stadium from my back window.

Eric has pills for your heartburn, but they would have to be illegal ones to help your team.:crylaughing:

Medman
19-10-2011, 11:04
Eric has pills for your heartburn, but they would have to be illegal ones to help your team.:crylaughing:

Just one huge one would do, to stick between the goalposts. Killie could never be dog walkers......coz they can't hold onto a lead. :mad:

Santiago
20-10-2011, 22:20
Just one huge one would do, to stick between the goalposts. Killie could never be dog walkers......coz they can't hold onto a lead. :mad:

They probably just need someone there who knows how to kick a ball.

Ecky Thump
15-11-2011, 22:57
I have just declared myself to be the winner of this game.:raspberry2:

Medman
15-11-2011, 23:27
I have just declared myself to be the winner of this game.:raspberry2:

This is not a game, it's life ......... :laugh:

Ecky Thump
15-11-2011, 23:51
This is not a game, it's life ......... :laugh:

Life is what you make it, and mine is a game.:cheeky:

Medman
15-11-2011, 23:56
Life is what you make it, and mine is a game.:cheeky:

Sounds very familiar to me .... :jumping:

Santiago
18-11-2011, 19:57
Life is what you make it, and mine is a game.:cheeky:

I agree and am having a game in Tenerife at the moment. The Tenerife Gardens is looking good, Medman, passed it earlier this evening. Have just finished watching the sunset Ecky and boy, is it hot (How's that for a last word?)

Medman
19-11-2011, 17:09
I agree and am having a game in Tenerife at the moment. The Tenerife Gardens is looking good, Medman, passed it earlier this evening. Have just finished watching the sunset Ecky and boy, is it hot (How's that for a last word?)

I wondered where you were. Making me jealous.

Santiago
19-11-2011, 21:34
I wondered where you were. Making me jealous.

Yes, but sadly we only have two weeks left!!!!:devil:

Medman
19-11-2011, 21:43
Yes, but sadly we only have two weeks left!!!!:devil:

Rather you than me ! :mad:

Santiago
21-11-2011, 21:47
Rather you than me ! :mad:

Nice bit of cloud this afternoon to cool us down!

:swimming::swimming::sailing::sailing::surfer::sur fer::fishing::fishing::paragliding::paragliding::p inkcar::beach: !!!!!

Medman
21-11-2011, 22:06
Nice bit of cloud this afternoon to cool us down!

:swimming::swimming::sailing::sailing::surfer::sur fer::fishing::fishing::paragliding::paragliding::p inkcar::beach: !!!!!

Is ST in ST's cousin's ST3 apartment ?

Ecky Thump
22-11-2011, 09:55
Is ST in ST's cousin's ST3 apartment ?

Dont know!:dontknow:

Medman
22-11-2011, 10:03
Dont know!:dontknow:

That makes two of us :D Morning Eric :tiphat:

Ecky Thump
22-11-2011, 10:11
That makes two of us :D Morning Eric :tiphat:

Morning, and a nice one it is, so I am off to the allotment to plant some garlic and leeks.

Medman
22-11-2011, 10:46
Morning, and a nice one it is, so I am off to the allotment to plant some garlic and leeks.

Yip; it's not raining! Plant well :hole:

Santiago
22-11-2011, 21:54
Is ST in ST's cousin's ST3 apartment ?

Yep, staying in Cousin Maud's pad. Lovely view, lots of sun all day, wifi free in reception. What more could one want?

Is Skeggy over here as well? Looked for a couple in Tyrolean dress at the airport but didn't see them!

Medman
23-11-2011, 00:56
Yep, staying in Cousin Maud's pad. Lovely view, lots of sun all day, wifi free in reception. What more could one want?

Is Skeggy over here as well? Looked for a couple in Tyrolean dress at the airport but didn't see them!

Sounds braw !...... Yes Skeggy has been over for about a week. Think he has another 3 weeks to go. And I'm here, omni-present as ever...... :mad:

Santiago
23-11-2011, 21:52
Sounds braw !...... Yes Skeggy has been over for about a week. Think he has another 3 weeks to go. And I'm here, omni-present as ever...... :mad:

Omni? Isn't that one of those chants that they do in Tibet, or somewhere? You know: Ommmm, Ommmmm, Ommmn, Ommmn, Ommmnni. Are you turning to Buddhism?

warbey
23-11-2011, 22:03
How many Swallows for a Summer.?
Are You ALL there?

Medman
24-11-2011, 01:03
How many Swallows for a Summer.?
Are You ALL there?

No, I'm here as in their there :crazy:

lozzie1821
24-11-2011, 01:10
Good Morning (now its thursday) how is everyone?? x

Medman
24-11-2011, 01:13
Good Morning (now its thursday) how is everyone?? x

Top o the morning LZ ...:tiphat:

Santiago
25-11-2011, 15:13
Top o the morning LZ ...:tiphat:

Gosh, where has everybody been? Suddenly everyone's back again, that's really nice. Are we all over here - or back there? :hi:

Medman
25-11-2011, 15:39
Gosh, where has everybody been? Suddenly everyone's back again, that's really nice. Are we all over here - or back there? :hi:

YES :crazy:

Santiago
27-11-2011, 21:41
YES :crazy:

What does "yes" mean? Are you over here? Or over there? Do not confuse people like that as it is very difficult to concentrate when one spends all day lying in the sun and reading rubbishy novels!!
:neener:

warbey
27-11-2011, 22:02
Ive worked out how to do it.

Conduct a Funeral Service.


macabre but a fact of life...............

P.S. I'm still over here.!

Medman
27-11-2011, 22:12
Ive worked out how to do it.

Conduct a Funeral Service.


macabre but a fact of life...............

P.S. I'm still over here.!

Where ? There ?

TenerifeFanatic
27-11-2011, 23:05
Where ? There ?I'm here now too after being there of course!:wave:

sunspot
27-11-2011, 23:07
I'm here now too after being there of course!:wave:

And it was really good to see you here of course

TenerifeFanatic
27-11-2011, 23:15
And it was really good to see you here of courseWish I was still there and sad that I missed the charity night at Shakespeares!! What an achievement and hats off to YG and co!!:jumping:

Medman
28-11-2011, 00:32
Wish I was still there and sad that I missed the charity night at Shakespeares!! What an achievement and hats off to YG and co!!:jumping:

I think I was here while you were there somewhere.

TenerifeFanatic
28-11-2011, 01:10
I think I was here while you were there somewhere.Yes methinks you probably were!:eyebrows:

Medman
28-11-2011, 08:51
Yes methinks you probably were!:eyebrows:

Good morning World, it's a brand new day..... well that's me got the first word in (maybe)

Santiago
28-11-2011, 19:05
Good morning World, it's a brand new day..... well that's me got the first word in (maybe)

Yes, methinks you managed the first word BUT this is a Last Word thread and I am aiming to get my last word in while I'm still here - or there - or somewhere!

:whistle:

Medman
28-11-2011, 19:11
Yes, methinks you managed the first word BUT this is a Last Word thread and I am aiming to get my last word in while I'm still here - or there - or somewhere!

:whistle:

Last word should be the last thing on your to do list. Go and get foo !

Ecky Thump
28-11-2011, 19:13
Yes, methinks you managed the first word BUT this is a Last Word thread and I am aiming to get my last word in while I'm still here - or there - or somewhere!:whistle:

I am sure its normally a mod that gets the last word here.:laugh:

Medman
28-11-2011, 21:52
I am sure its normally a mod that gets the last word here.:laugh:

But tonight it will be a rocker !! :rock:

warbey
28-11-2011, 22:14
Wrong Key...............................there there.

Medman
29-11-2011, 00:36
Wrong Key...............................there there.

Up one semi-tone and we're off ............ :rocking:

Santiago
29-11-2011, 18:50
Up one semi-tone and we're off ............ :rocking:

Da doo ron ron! The mods are rockin' tonite!!

:superstar::mexicanwave::superstar:

Medman
29-11-2011, 19:32
Da doo ron ron! The mods are rockin' tonite!!

:superstar::mexicanwave::superstar:

Rock on ST.

Santiago
03-12-2011, 16:41
Rock on ST.

Sadly, that's where I am - back home again from the sun!

:crying2:

Medman
04-12-2011, 09:33
Sadly, that's where I am - back home again from the sun!

:crying2:

Already ? Tempus fugit mon ami.

Santiago
04-12-2011, 15:40
Already ? Tempus fugit mon ami.

Yep. Seventeen days passed like moments out in that glorious sunshine. Didn't even get an extra day like last year when the air traffic controllers went on strike. Never mind, it's only 50 weeks and we can do it all again - letting laws permitting!

:christmascheer:

Medman
04-12-2011, 15:46
Yep. Seventeen days passed like moments out in that glorious sunshine. Didn't even get an extra day like last year when the air traffic controllers went on strike. Never mind, it's only 50 weeks and we can do it all again - letting laws permitting!

:christmascheer:

I'm sure you will be back before that :beach:

Santiago
04-12-2011, 16:00
I'm sure you will be back before that :beach:

Unlikely! The OH is a farmer and doesn't like to leave his cows too long and from Easter to end of October I have the lovely caravanners staying, so it will be November again for me I think!

:crying2:

sunspot
04-12-2011, 16:00
I'm sure you will be back before that :beach:

I just hope you can all pick and choose where you would like to stay

Medman
04-12-2011, 16:07
I just hope you can all pick and choose where you would like to stay

We're all coming to stay with you Chris ! :mexicanwave::mexicanwave::mexicanwave::mexicanwav e::mexicanwave::mexicanwave::mexicanwave::mexicanw ave::mexicanwave::mexicanwave:

sunspot
04-12-2011, 16:10
We're all coming to stay with you Chris ! :mexicanwave::mexicanwave::mexicanwave::mexicanwav e::mexicanwave::mexicanwave::mexicanwave::mexicanw ave::mexicanwave::mexicanwave:

Fantastic............................i will get the beer in

Santiago
04-12-2011, 16:19
Fantastic............................i will get the beer in

Blow the cows and the caravanners - I'm on my way!!!!!

:jumping:

Medman
04-12-2011, 16:22
Blow the cows and the caravanners - I'm on my way!!!!!

:jumping:

Time for a F&G meet up :drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunks2::drunks2::dru nks2::drunks2::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::che ers2::cheers2::cheers2::cheers2::wine::wine::wine: :wine::trink::trink::trink::trink::trink2::trink2: :trink2::trink2::drunk2:

sunspot
04-12-2011, 16:22
Blow the cows and the caravanners - I'm on my way!!!!!

:jumping:

Call in for AL JAY on the way......................im missing him

Santiago
04-12-2011, 16:26
Call in for AL JAY on the way......................im missing him

Pick him up on your way down, Meddles, and I'll have the engine running ready on the boat for a speedy escape!

Medman
04-12-2011, 16:33
Pick him up on your way down, Meddles, and I'll have the engine running ready on the boat for a speedy escape!

Sounds like a plan. I'll summon up big Al :director: AL -----

Santiago
08-12-2011, 23:46
Sounds like a plan. I'll summon up big Al :director: AL -----

Where'd he go then?

Medman
08-12-2011, 23:54
Where'd he go then?

Don't know; haven't received his note yet

Santiago
08-12-2011, 23:59
Don't know; haven't received his note yet

He can write? .............

Medman
09-12-2011, 00:06
He can write? .............

No,he's got staff for that

Santiago
09-12-2011, 00:12
No,he's got staff for that

Wow! ...................

Medman
09-12-2011, 00:29
Wow! ...................

Wee-----------

Santiago
09-12-2011, 15:04
Wee-----------

Wooooo ...............

Medman
09-12-2011, 18:10
Wooooo ...............

Tawit ...............

Santiago
09-12-2011, 23:57
Tawit ...............

Yay, hey, hey me hearties! ..........:hello:

Ecky Thump
10-12-2011, 00:02
Yay, hey, hey me hearties! ..........:hello:

Well shiver me timbers and blow me down... Its Santiago.

Hello.

Santiago
10-12-2011, 00:08
Well shiver me timbers and blow me down... Its Santiago.

Hello.

Hello Ecky. What happened to the photos of your party? Have been waiting to see them!!!!

Ecky Thump
10-12-2011, 00:12
Hello Ecky. What happened to the photos of your party? Have been waiting to see them!!!!

I think some one posted them at some point, but who..??????

I shall have a look tomorrow when my eyes are open.

Santiago
10-12-2011, 00:15
I think some one posted them at some point, but who..??????

I shall have a look tomorrow when my eyes are open.

How do you manage to read the Forum with your eyes shut? I find it hard enough to understand with eyes open and strongest contacts in!

Night!:wave:

Ecky Thump
10-12-2011, 00:17
How do you manage to read the Forum with your eyes shut? I find it hard enough to understand with eyes open and strongest contacts in!

Night!:wave:

Braille............

Medman
10-12-2011, 11:30
Braille............

I think Sunspot posted some, but not many

Carol55
10-12-2011, 11:45
I think Sunspot posted some, but not many

My mind is a blank, I don't remember even being there, I think Sunspot put something in my lemonade.;)

Medman
10-12-2011, 11:46
My mind is a blank, I don't remember even being there, I think Sunspot put something in my lemonade.;)

Not alcohol surely ?? :D

Carol55
10-12-2011, 12:16
Not alcohol surely ?? :D

Well, I would never knowingly drink the stuff.:liar:

Medman
10-12-2011, 12:23
Well, I would never knowingly drink the stuff.:liar:

Canny bate a gid shandy or six ....... :drunk2:

Carol55
10-12-2011, 12:39
Canny bate a gid shandy or six ....... :drunk2:


11.39 am Tenerife....:trink:


11.39 am Scotland.....:coffee:

Medman
10-12-2011, 13:04
11.39 am Tenerife....:trink:


11.39 am Scotland.....:coffee:

12.03 Tenerife ...... :beach:

12.03 Scotland ...... :shiver

Carol55
10-12-2011, 13:08
I will be cold soon, I am taking the youngest Grandson to watch Morton beat Kilmarnock.:whistle:

Medman
10-12-2011, 13:10
I will be cold soon, I am taking the youngest Grandson to watch Morton beat Kilmarnock.:whistle:

Not today you're not, Killie are playing Dunfermline !

Carol55
10-12-2011, 13:18
Not today you're not, Killie are playing Dunfermline !

WHOOPS.....Its Thistle, so I have been told.:D

Medman
10-12-2011, 13:26
WHOOPS.....Its Thistle, so I have been told.:D

You might stand a chance against them, but you'll never take the Killie !!

Carol55
10-12-2011, 13:27
You might stand a chance against them, but you'll never take the Killie !!


I only go to watch Killie for the pies.

Medman
10-12-2011, 13:28
I only go to watch Killie for the pies.

That's the Pielights of the match

Carol55
10-12-2011, 13:32
That's the Pielights of the match

Back later, I have two hungry boys to feed before I go to Greenock.

Medman
10-12-2011, 13:37
Back later, I have two hungry boys to feed before I go to Greenock.

Enjoy ra gem :goodluck:

Santiago
10-12-2011, 14:13
What's a Killie? :dontknow:

Medman
10-12-2011, 14:51
What's a Killie? :dontknow:

Killie is the nickname for Kilmarnock Football Club. Their pies are the best in Scotland, if not the World. :yum:

Santiago
10-12-2011, 17:00
Killie is the nickname for Kilmarnock Football Club. Their pies are the best in Scotland, if not the World. :yum:

So who nocked Kilmar in the first instance?

Medman
10-12-2011, 17:13
So who nocked Kilmar in the first instance?

Think it was a guy called Saint Marnock :angel4:

Santiago
10-12-2011, 17:19
Think it was a guy called Saint Marnock :angel4:

Definitely weird goings on in the outer reaches of the colonies!

:devil2:

Medman
10-12-2011, 17:25
Definitely weird goings on in the outer reaches of the colonies!

:devil2:

Stop eating our young now ... :raspberry2:

Santiago
10-12-2011, 17:37
Stop eating our young now ... :raspberry2:

Oh, I'll make a note of that! :typing:

Medman
10-12-2011, 17:43
Oh, I'll make a note of that! :typing:

Here endeth today's cultural lesson :spin:

Santiago
10-12-2011, 17:48
Here endeth today's cultural lesson :spin:

Cultural? .....................

Medman
10-12-2011, 17:54
Cultural? .....................

Oh sorry should it have been cuisine ? :lol:

Ecky Thump
10-12-2011, 20:48
Oh sorry should it have been cuisine ? :lol:

Killie pies are great if you like grease running down your chin.:hide:

Santiago
10-12-2011, 23:40
Killie pies are great if you like grease running down your chin.:hide:

Oh, sounds a bit yucky.eek2:

Ecky Thump
10-12-2011, 23:46
Oh, sounds a bit yucky.eek2:

Traditionally they are called a Mutton Pie or a Shell Pie, they should be made with mildly spiced mutton and served piping hot...Lovely.:yum::yum:

Santiago
10-12-2011, 23:51
Traditionally they are called a Mutton Pie or a Shell Pie, they should be made with mildly spiced mutton and served piping hot...Lovely.:yum::yum:

Sounds pretty good, more or less like our pasties!

Ecky Thump
11-12-2011, 00:14
Sounds pretty good, more or less like our pasties!

I love a proper Cornish pastie, they are a complete meal.

Medman
11-12-2011, 12:02
Killie pies are great if you like grease running down your chin.:hide:

Obviously getting mixed up with Morton pies ..Killie pies rule ok....:D

Ecky Thump
11-12-2011, 12:09
Obviously getting mixed up with Morton pies ..Killie pies rule ok....:D

Only in Kilmarnock would you find a institute called.....







wait for it........













wait.....








Nearly there.....




















The **** Institute!!
:D

PS. **** is a abbreviation of the name Richard.;)

Medman
11-12-2011, 12:17
Only in Kilmarnock would you find a institute called.....







wait for it........








wait.....




Nearly there.....













The **** Institute!!
:D

PS. **** is a abbreviation of the name Richard.;)

Ah yes the famous Ricky Institute .. their pies are no good though :raspberry2:

Ecky Thump
11-12-2011, 12:22
Ah yes the famous Ricky Institute .. their pies are no good though :raspberry2:

Just like our famous Nardini's

Famous for ice cream that is horrible, the Bluebird cafe in Gourock is the bestest in the whole wide world!

Medman
11-12-2011, 12:27
Just like our famous Nardini's

Famous for ice cream that is horrible, the Bluebird cafe in Gourock is the bestest in the whole wide world!

I love ice cream, have to give it a try the next time I'm in Gourock !! ??

Nardinis do a nice traditional fish tea mind you . :yum:

How did the alotment hold out during the storms ?

Ecky Thump
11-12-2011, 12:56
I love ice cream, have to give it a try the next time I'm in Gourock !! ??

Nardinis do a nice traditional fish tea mind you . :yum:

How did the alotment hold out during the storms ?

No damage, Poly tunnels both standing, plenty of seaweed to put on the plots, any damage by you?

Medman
11-12-2011, 15:26
No damage, Poly tunnels both standing, plenty of seaweed to put on the plots, any damage by you?

Usual fence panel and one loose roof tile. No real problems.

Santiago
11-12-2011, 23:11
I believe that you all had it pretty rough up there. Glad there were no desperate problems. We just had a bit of wind down here, so took a couple of Rennies and solved the problem!! :crylaughing:

Medman
12-12-2011, 09:25
I believe that you all had it pretty rough up there. Glad there were no desperate problems. We just had a bit of wind down here, so took a couple of Rennies and solved the problem!! :crylaughing:

Always plenty of wind in the South ! :laugh:

Ecky Thump
12-12-2011, 10:06
Always plenty of wind in the South ! :laugh:

Its down to what they eat.

Medman
12-12-2011, 10:08
Its down to what they eat.

Just as well they don't have haggis .......:whistle:

Ecky Thump
12-12-2011, 10:11
Just as well they don't have haggis .......:whistle:

Or decent black pudding.......

Medman
12-12-2011, 10:15
Or decent black pudding.......

Imagine black pudding curry..... strange you don't get that ?

Ecky Thump
12-12-2011, 10:21
Imagine black pudding curry..... strange you don't get that ?


Great thinking...

I might just try that one, but, I do love Stornaway Black pudding.

Medman
12-12-2011, 10:25
Great thinking...

I might just try that one, but, I do love Stornaway Black pudding.

Stornaway .....yum :yum: Probably need a fireworks licence to sell the curried version :D

Ecky Thump
12-12-2011, 10:27
Stornaway .....yum :yum: Probably need a fireworks licence to sell the curried version :D


One of the Cal Mac lads brings it down when he is on the Largs ferry.

Medman
12-12-2011, 10:29
One of the Cal Mac lads brings it down when he is on the Largs ferry.

Now that's what I call bulk buying !

Santiago
13-12-2011, 14:40
Now that's what I call bulk buying !

Why is Stornaway Black Pudding any different from any other Black Pudding?

Ecky Thump
13-12-2011, 14:55
Why is Stornaway Black Pudding any different from any other Black Pudding?


Most importantly is the subtle flavours that it has, this is achieved by the spices and herbs that are used which unfortunately Macleod's Of Stornaway refuse to tell us what they are. The pudding when cooked remains moist, so there is no bitterness that is found in other Black Puddings.:hungry:

I suspect as most Scotts do that there is another hidden ingredient which is believed to be..... that the blood that is used in the Pudding is from Sassenachs!:scotland:

Stoney
13-12-2011, 15:21
Although very interesting, what about the white puddings, why are you leaving them out, is this another case of racial discrimination, should I contact Brussels?

Ecky Thump
13-12-2011, 15:31
Although very interesting, what about the white puddings, why are you leaving them out, is this another case of racial discrimination, should I contact Brussels?

Nope...Macleods of Stornaway have that one covered, they make white pudding for the squeamish Southerners and bureaucrats.:eyebrows:

Have a look at their web site www.charlesmacleod.co.uk

Medman
13-12-2011, 18:14
Nope...Macleods of Stornaway have that one covered, they make white pudding for the squeamish Southerners and bureaucrats.:eyebrows:

Have a look at their web site www.charlesmacleod.co.uk

Surprised they haven't been asked for a half black and half white pudding !

Ecky Thump
13-12-2011, 18:30
Surprised they haven't been asked for a half black and half white pudding !

What, like a Black an Tan.:trink:

Medman
13-12-2011, 20:29
What, like a Black an Tan.:trink:

Naw, more like an ebony and ivory pudding (if music be the pud of love, sing up):tongue:

Ecky Thump
13-12-2011, 20:45
Naw, more like an ebony and ivory pudding (if music be the pud of love, sing up):tongue:


The child is black
The child is white
Together we learn
That the pudding is black!:raspberry2:

Medman
13-12-2011, 20:49
The child is black
The child is white
Together we learn
That the pudding is black!:raspberry2:

AKA Ecky Burns

Ecky Thump
13-12-2011, 20:50
AKA Ecky Burns

The Kandy Bar in Saltcoats sell Macleod's black pudding.

Medman
13-12-2011, 21:15
The Kandy Bar in Saltcoats sell Macleod's black pudding.

Oh I love their potato pies. I used to work just along the road. Lunchtime was best part of day.

Santiago
13-12-2011, 23:10
Do you have shares in all these places you are advertising, Ecky?

Carol55
13-12-2011, 23:12
Do you have shares in all these places you are advertising, Ecky?

No, but the amount of food he manages to eat, then he should be a major shareholder.:)

Santiago
13-12-2011, 23:16
No, but the amount of food he manages to eat, then he should be a major shareholder.:)

Must keep him healthy! .................

Carol55
13-12-2011, 23:19
Must keep him healthy! .................

Take a look at my Avatar, thats Ecky sitting on the beach.:devil:

Santiago
13-12-2011, 23:23
Take a look at my Avatar, thats Ecky sitting on the beach.:devil:

A fine, sturdy lad, Carol ............ :respect:

Carol55
13-12-2011, 23:25
A fine, sturdy lad, Carol ............ :respect:

I shall tell him that, once he takes his head out of the fridge.:cheeky:

Ecky Thump
13-12-2011, 23:46
I shall tell him that, once he takes his head out of the fridge.:cheeky:

All I had was one very small pork pie....Oh and a couple of slices of bread and pickled onions.:o

Stoney
13-12-2011, 23:49
Now thats what I call a sandwich:respect:

Medman
14-12-2011, 00:19
Now thats what I call a sandwich:respect:

Sounds very English fare for Ecky .. ???

Carol55
14-12-2011, 00:22
Sounds very English fare for Ecky .. ???


He does have the odd strange day.:grufalo:

Medman
14-12-2011, 00:25
He does have the odd strange day.:grufalo:

Yeh, 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th, 11th etc etc :eyebrows:

Stoney
14-12-2011, 00:28
Maybe all the ebony and ivory pudding had been eaten on an earlier visit

Medman
14-12-2011, 00:36
Maybe all the ebony and ivory pudding had been eaten on an earlier visit

Ecky's idea of a balanced diet is a pie in each hand :tongue:

Ecky Thump
14-12-2011, 10:26
Ecky's idea of a balanced diet is a pie in each hand :tongue:

No more talk about food, it makes me hungry,

Lets talk cars or women or women or women or wome....:love::love2::mopping::bellydancer:

Stoney
14-12-2011, 10:41
ok will just get my breakfast ( 2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 sausage, Beans, Tomato, Black Pudding, Fried Bread, Mushrooms and toast) first, oh bu**er the OH has got up so only toast again

Ecky Thump
14-12-2011, 10:51
ok will just get my breakfast ( 2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 sausage, Beans, Tomato, Black Pudding, Fried Bread, Mushrooms and toast) first, oh bu**er the OH has got up so only toast again

My other half is on her way to Glasgow doing what she does best...shopping and spending my money.:(

Medman
14-12-2011, 11:35
My other half is on her way to Glasgow doing what she does best...shopping and spending my money.:(

It's a natural gift they have. I buy one present and my wife does the rest. Gives me peace to be on the Forum. :typing:

Stoney
14-12-2011, 12:13
We have just come back from the UK, she has had her shopping fix now, so might leave me alone for a while no more driving to Santa Cruz just for a look around. By the way thought we were supposed to be going onto women not wives, think its time for a walk to the beach to look at the sea, sand and what was it ?

Medman
14-12-2011, 12:35
We have just come back from the UK, she has had her shopping fix now, so might leave me alone for a while no more driving to Santa Cruz just for a look around. By the way thought we were supposed to be going onto women not wives, think its time for a walk to the beach to look at the sea, sand and what was it ?

Sangria ?? ............ Aye Right ! :liar: