Who will have the last word?

[Stoney]

Close it was a nice ice cold beer and god was it good, the view was really good as well. Apart from all these women who kept walking about in bikinis blocking my sea view:liar:

[Ecky Thump]

Close it was a nice ice cold beer and god was it good, the view was really good as well. Apart from all these women who kept walking about in bikinis blocking my sea view:liar:

Where in Tenerife are you, I'm here in Jockland sitting looking out of my window at the sea and thats all I can see, apart from waves and cold looking mountains (snow covered).

[Stoney]

Just up above Island Village, got a great view of the mountains to the rear only a bit of snow on Tiede and a beautiful clear blue sea to the front, its about 23C just nice, got the sun on the side balcony

[Medman]

Just up above Island Village, got a great view of the mountains to the rear only a bit of snow on Tiede and a beautiful clear blue sea to the front, its about 23C just nice, got the sun on the side balcony

Far too hot ............. :liar:

[Santiago]

Just up above Island Village, got a great view of the mountains to the rear only a bit of snow on Tiede and a beautiful clear blue sea to the front, its about 23C just nice, got the sun on the side balcony

Not fair, Stoney!

[Ecky Thump]

Not fair, Stoney!

No, its not fair at all!

[Medman]

No, its not fair at all!

It's very unfair :tongue:

[Ecky Thump]

It's very unfair :tongue:

Unfair is the word.:spin:

[Medman]

Unfair is the word.:spin:

That's a fair assessment of an unfair situation

[Ecky Thump]

That's a fair assessment of an unfair situation

Is it fair to assess a unfair situation????

[Santiago]

Is it fair to assess a unfair situation????

Yes, if it's done unfairly!

[Medman]

Is it fair to assess a unfair situation????

Only during the Glasgow Fair apparently :crazy:

[Ecky Thump]

Yes, if it's done unfairly!

Well that could be fair.


Only during the Glasgow Fair apparently :crazy:


Only when the weather is fair.

[Medman]

Well that could be fair.




Only when the weather is fair.

My mate got the sack from his job on the dodgems.............. he's taking them for funfair dismissal :crylaughing:

[Ecky Thump]

My mate got the sack from his job on the dodgems.............. he's taking them for funfair dismissal :crylaughing:

Now that was a fairly good post.

[Medman]

Now that was a fairly good post.

Fair comment from Fairlie !! :eyebrows:

[Stoney]

Got no answer to that one, by the way just been outside its 23.27 and 19C and the weather is fair

[Ecky Thump]

Fair comment from Fairlie !! :eyebrows:

It took a fair amount of time for "Fairlie" to come out.


Got no answer to that one, by the way just been outside its 23.27 and 19C and the weather is fair

Fairlie is a small village by the sea in Ayrshire, Jockland.:scotland:

[Medman]

It took a fair amount of time for "Fairlie" to come out.




Fairlie is a small village by the sea in Ayrshire, Jockland.


For my age I'm still fair headed to be fair

[Stoney]

Does it have a golf course with nice fairways

[Ecky Thump]

For my age I'm still fair headed to be fair

I would be fair headed, but I am fairly bald.

[Santiago]

Does it have a golf course with nice fairways

And a fun fair? ............

[Ecky Thump]

Does it have a golf course with nice fairways


Oh yes!, its called Kelburn Golf Course, its in Largs and its fairly close to Fairlie.


And a fun fair? ............

No fair!.......

[Stoney]

Its fair to say I still have a good head of hair and its fairly grey

[Medman]

Oh yes!, its called Kelburn Golf Course, its in Largs and its fairly close to Fairlie.




No fair!.......

I'm fair chuffed that Fairlie is a fair place to be in these days of unfairness :tongue:

[Ecky Thump]

I'm fair chuffed that Fairlie is a fair place to be in these days of unfairness :tongue:

And the fare to Fairlie is fairly fair.....on the bus.

[Stoney]

What a shame that Fairlie doesn't have a funfair, maybe if the weather was more fair in Fairlie the funfair people would be fair to Fairlie and stop this unfairness and give them a fair. Just a thought does Fairlie have a Fur coat shop, if so the unfairness to Fairlie has already stopped as no doubt it will have funfurs for sale

[Ecky Thump]

What a shame that Fairlie doesn't have a funfair, maybe if the weather was more fair in Fairlie the funfair people would be fair to Fairlie and stop this unfairness and give them a fair.

That would be very fair for the people of Fairlie and if the train fares were more fair then the folk of Fairlie would be fair content on a Greenock Fare Holiday which is close to Glasgow Fare Holidays and is a fairly short journey to Fairlie.

[Medman]

What a shame that Fairlie doesn't have a funfair, maybe if the weather was more fair in Fairlie the funfair people would be fair to Fairlie and stop this unfairness and give them a fair. Just a thought does Fairlie have a Fur coat shop, if so the unfairness to Fairlie has already stopped as no doubt it will have funfurs for sale

I think I will advertise for a Fairlie fair in the Australian Vanity Fair where it's fair to say the Aussies will think it's fair dinkum.

[Stoney]

Did you know that Fairlie was Scotland's first fairtrade village

[Ecky Thump]

Now I am fair knackered and away to my pit...Night all.

[Medman]

Now I am fair knackered and away to my pit...Night all.

No fairs and graces with Ecky. :sleeping:

[Stoney]

I know a little fairy her name is nuff - Fairynuff

[Ecky Thump]

I know a little fairy her name is nuff - Fairynuff

Fair enough.

[Stoney]

Its hot again and the exchange rate is 1.17 more bikinis today life is hard but fair

[Ecky Thump]

Picking up my pal from the airport this evening, I hope the plane is on time, as he has never heard the Ryanair fanfare before.

[Santiago]

In all fairness, we need to be fair minded about this, say farewell to the ennui of fair and square simplicity and return to the enthusiasm which, fair enough, our fair-weather friends enjoy as fair game by fair means or foul and insist on fair-play.

[Medman]

In all fairness, we need to be fair minded about this, say farewell to the ennui of fair and square simplicity and return to the enthusiasm which, fair enough, our fair-weather friends enjoy as fair game by fair means or foul and insist on fair-play.

Fair doos ST ... ???

[Stoney]

See the BBC says Bonny Scotland has some snow, still none on Tiede though and its still Daylight 18.20 and 22C, I know that's not fair Stoney (do I get a sense of De ja vu)

[Ecky Thump]

Well considering the time of year I think the weather is fairly mild, now any one who argues over this is not being fair minded.:tiphat:

[Stoney]

Just wondering if you are warm have you got a fair isle sweater on?:pray:

[Ecky Thump]

Just wondering if you are warm have you got a fair isle sweater on?:pray:

Not yet, my fair lass has her knitting needles at the ready, but with the nocturnal activities of the fairies there could be a fair delay in it being completed, also with the fare on the ferry being so high the carriers from the fair isles predict a fairly long delay in the transportation of the yarn.???

[Santiago]

Not yet, my fair lass has her knitting needles at the ready, but with the nocturnal activities of the fairies there could be a fair delay in it being completed, also with the fare on the ferry being so high the carriers from the fair isles predict a fairly long delay in the transportation of the yarn.???

Will the ferry be able to fare forth? How fare's the weather? If it's fair to middling then a fair way could probably be found to transport the fair-isle wool to you. Farewell.

[Stoney]

Should we move onto to ginger now?

[Ecky Thump]

Should we move onto to ginger now?

Now your talking....I love ginger nuts.

[sunspot]

Now your talking....I love ginger nuts.

Did someone mention ginger nuts,go down really well with my cuppa just now

[Ecky Thump]

Did someone mention ginger nuts,go down really well with my cuppa just now

You cant beat a cuppa, while eating nuts.

[Stoney]

Yorkshire Tea with dunked ginger nuts " Heaven ":wave:

[Ecky Thump]

Yorkshire Tea with dunked ginger nuts " Heaven ":wave:

Yorkshire Tea with bits of dunked Digestive biscuits floating in it!.....Yuck.

[Stoney]

You don't dunk digestives it ruins the chocolate

[Ecky Thump]

You don't dunk digestives it ruins the chocolate

Not if you lick the chocolate off first.:eyebrows:

[Stoney]

nothing cannier than a Scot

[Ecky Thump]

Just tried for the first time...Caramel KitKat....Sickly!

[Sal]

Just tried for the first time...Caramel KitKat....Sickly!

Mmmm? I like caramel and KitKat..............but maybe not together! Think I will give that one a miss.

[Ecky Thump]

Mmmm? I like caramel and KitKat..............but maybe not together! Think I will give that one a miss.

Carol said she loves them....127 calories a time.

[Santiago]

Carol said she loves them....127 calories a time.

Per Kit Kat? or per mouthful?

[Ecky Thump]

Per Kit Kat? or per mouthful?

I suppose that would depend on..if its a large KitKat or a large mouth.:devil:

[Santiago]

I suppose that would depend on..if its a large KitKat or a large mouth.:devil:

Whichever, it's too many calories for me!

[Stoney]

Before this gets out of hand can we ban any discussion of dunking mars bars

[Santiago]

Before this gets out of hand can we ban any discussion of dunking mars bars

Oooooooooo! That sounds disgusting. Rich tea biscuits in coffee are the best.

[Ecky Thump]

Before this gets out of hand can we ban any discussion of dunking mars bars

Can we in the true tradition of the Scots talk about deep fried Mars Bars?:laugh:

[Stoney]

Sorry Morning Coffee hold that honour in a cup of hot chocolate

[Medman]

Sorry Morning Coffee hold that honour in a cup of hot chocolate

Ginger nuts are good for dunking.

[Ecky Thump]

Ginger nuts are good for dunking.

Please go back to post #1048!:zzz::zzz:

[Medman]

Please go back to post #1048!:zzz::zzz:

I was too busy grouting at that time. Ok ginger nuts are rubbish then :raspberry2:

[Ecky Thump]

I was too busy grouting at that time. Ok ginger nuts are rubbish then :raspberry2:

Carol is good at grouting, my son's bathroom is 15'x12' and she grouted the walls and the floor, the problem was the floor wasn't tiled!:laugh:

[Medman]

Carol is good at grouting, my son's bathroom is 15'x12' and she grouted the walls and the floor, the problem was the floor wasn't tiled!:laugh:

My wife's good at shouting about grouting. "Let's freshen it up for Christmas" Thank God it's only once a bloomin year.

[Ecky Thump]

My wife's good at shouting about grouting. "Let's freshen it up for Christmas" Thank God it's only once a bloomin year.

I think Christmas is a bit commercialised, but I still like it when the kids open their pressies.

[Stoney]

Bah Humbug

[Medman]

Bah Humbug

I like humbugs. Not good for dunking though.

[Ecky Thump]

Bah Humbug


:santa::pray:
I bet your one, just like me on Christmas Eve that hangs a stocking up before going to bed. also just like me, you have never found the next morning a pretty 19yr old wearing it.:devil:

[Medman]

:santa::pray:
I bet your one, just like me on Christmas Eve that hangs a stocking up before going to bed. also just like me, you have never found the next morning a pretty 19yr old wearing it.:devil:

It's used be an orange and some chocolate coins. Nothing wrong with a 19 year old malt ??

[Ecky Thump]

It's used be an orange and some chocolate coins. Nothing wrong with a 19 year old malt ??

I liked the orange and the chocolate coins, I also liked a bottle of Malt, but now I like my nuts,












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that nestle at the bottom of the Christmas stocking.:cheeky:

[Stoney]

My mind is running riot, can't think of anything to say thats not too rude for the forum

[Medman]

I liked the orange and the chocolate coins, I also liked a bottle of Malt, but now I like my nuts,













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that nestle at the bottom of the Christmas stocking.:cheeky:

I remember the walnuts. We spent most of Christmas morning tried to break the damn things. :wall:

[Santiago]

I remember the walnuts. We spent most of Christmas morning tried to break the damn things. :wall:

And then spent the new year in the dentists!

[Stoney]

Ok where is that pub ?

[Medman]

Ok where is that pub ?

It's next to the building where they hold the Alcoholics Annonymous meetings. :vodkamachine:

[Santiago]

It's next to the building where they hold the Alcoholics Annonymous meetings. :vodkamachine:

Well, you would know! ..............:laugh:

[Medman]

Well, you would know! ..............:laugh:

I have always preferred the AA to the RAC (Raving Alcoholics Club)

[Santiago]

I have always preferred the AA to the RAC (Raving Alcoholics Club)

I reiterate my previous remarks. :raspberry2:

[Medman]

I reiterate my previous remarks. :raspberry2:

Oh no my double vision is back !

[Santiago]

Oh no my double vision is back !

Try putting your glasses on the right way round!

[Medman]

Try putting your glasses on the right way round!

Ah that's better, my God I'm looking good tonight.

[Santiago]

Ah that's better, my God I'm looking good tonight.

That's the television not a mirror!

[Medman]

That's the television not a mirror!

I thought Brad Pitt did look a bit dingey

[Santiago]

I thought Brad Pitt did look a bit dingey

On second thoughts, maybe it was the mirror!

[Stoney]

looks more like Jack Nicholson:sorry:

[Medman]

looks more like Jack Nicholson:sorry:

Is that suppossed to be funny. I have feelings too ..... :raspberry2:

[Stoney]

Just think though, he could get a stocking with a 19 year old in it

[Medman]

Just think though, he could get a stocking with a 19 year old in it

Knowing my luck I would get one that looked like Jack Nicholson :(

[Santiago]

Knowing my luck I would get one that looked like Jack Nicholson :(

Probably in tights!

[Medman]

Probably in tights!

Aye, over their face !

[Santiago]

Aye, over their face !

You would know!

[Medman]

You would know!

Strictly holds up myself ducky :whistle:

[Santiago]

Strictly holds up myself ducky :whistle:

Oh, were you in "Strictly"? Which one were you? Silly me, obviously Nancy!!

[Medman]

Oh, were you in "Strictly"? Which one were you? Silly me, obviously Nancy!!

Big Nancy to you ......... :bellydancer:

[Santiago]

Big Nancy to you ......... :bellydancer:

Whatever floats your boat!
:boat1:

[Medman]

Whatever floats your boat!
:boat1:

Strictly speaking I'm not a good sailer or should that be sailor ?:crazy:

[Santiago]

Strictly speaking I'm not a good sailer or should that be sailor ?:crazy:

Well, whatever trips your trigger!

[Medman]

Well, whatever trips your trigger!

Santiago get your gun

[Santiago]

Santiago get your gun

Which one?........................

[Medman]

Which one?........................

The one your hubby shoots the crows with

[Santiago]

The one your hubby shoots the crows with

Aaah! The double barrelled shotgun. Covers a fairly wide area and you don't need to aim straight.

[Medman]

Aaah! The double barrelled shotgun. Covers a fairly wide area and you don't need to aim straight.

Now where have I heard that expression before ? :dontknow:

[Santiago]

Now where have I heard that expression before ? :dontknow:

I can't imagine - I've never been in a place like that!
:tiphat:

[Medman]

I can't imagine - I've never been in a place like that!
:tiphat:

That was convenient :laugh:

[Santiago]

That was convenient :laugh:

But a bit public ..................

[Medman]

But a bit public ..................

As Henry Cooper used to say ...........

[Santiago]

As Henry Cooper used to say ...........

Did he? .....................

[Medman]

Did he? .....................

Yeh, but it was before he died :raspberry2:

[Santiago]

Yeh, but it was before he died :raspberry2:

Are you sure? ..........

[Medman]

Are you sure? ..........

Yeh I'm sure he's still dead :eyebrows:

[Santiago]

Yeh I'm sure he's still dead :eyebrows:

He was a lovely chap - they don't make 'em like that any more, sadly.

Well, I'm off to wait for Santa! :wave:

[Medman]

He was a lovely chap - they don't make 'em like that any more, sadly.

Well, I'm off to wait for Santa! :wave:

And you got the last word before Santa Time ....... :c2:

[Santiago]

And you got the last word before Santa Time ....... :c2:

Of course! ................:laugh:

[warbey]

Of course! ................:laugh:

Soup or main meal...?

[Santiago]

Soup or main meal...?

Hi warbs .................. nice one! Hope you had a good day.

[Medman]

Hi warbs .................. nice one! Hope you had a good day.


Happy Boxing Day to one and all ........... :box::boxing::box::boxing::box::boxing::box::boxin g::box::boxing:

[Santiago]

Happy Boxing Day to one and all ........... :box::boxing::box::boxing::box::boxing::box::boxin g::box::boxing:

Nope! Had the OH's family round to empty all the remaining bottles, etc. However, peace now reigns!

[Medman]

Nope! Had the OH's family round to empty all the remaining bottles, etc. However, peace now reigns!

Great to see them ............................. go !:tongue:

[Santiago]

Great to see them ............................. go !:tongue:

And the recycling man/woman will probably pass out with the fumes when I put all the bottles out on Thursday!

:faint:

[warbey]

And the recycling man/woman will probably pass out with the fumes when I put all the bottles out on Thursday!

"Roll out the Barrel/s.......:pray::pray:

:faint:..................



Good Xmas Day

Stopped and breathalised on way Home after Outing at a Club last Night.............ouch....:mad::mad::zzz:.

[Santiago]

..................

Good Xmas Day

Stopped and breathalised on way Home after Outing at a Club last Night.............ouch....:mad::mad::zzz:.

Oops, warbs, hope it wasn't positive! :pray:

[Medman]

Oops, warbs, hope it wasn't positive! :pray:

He sounded pretty sure to me :cheeky:

[Santiago]

He sounded pretty sure to me :cheeky:

Not fair - it should only happen to nasty people!

[Medman]

Not fair - it should only happen to nasty people!

Yes, nasty drunk people

[Santiago]

Yes, nasty drunk people

Or even nasty "not very drunk but just over the limit" people!

[Medman]

Or even nasty "not very drunk but just over the limit" people!

That'll do for me but not just over the limit nice people ?

[Santiago]

That'll do for me but not just over the limit nice people ?

Certainly not! .... Bye:wave:

[Medman]

Certainly not! .... Bye:wave:

On that not ........... night night :sleeping:

[kgbkaz]

Hola earthlings.Hope you all had a fab chrimbo!Soz been absent 4 a while:ashamed:What have i been missing????

[Ecky Thump]

Hola earthlings.Hope you all had a fab chrimbo!Soz been absent 4 a while:ashamed:What have i been missing????

Good to see you back Kaz, if you are not interested about illegal renting or lost dogs and cats, you have not missed much.

[Medman]

Good to see you back Kaz, if you are not interested about illegal renting or lost dogs and cats, you have not missed much.

What a welcome back Ecky :nono:....... :welcome::wave::tiphat::hello::cheer::cheers::lots-jumping::fireworks:

Now that's better !

[Ecky Thump]

What a welcome back Ecky :nono:....... :welcome::wave::tiphat::hello::cheer::cheers::lots-jumping::fireworks:

Now that's better !

You might want to meet Kaz before you welcome her into the fold, she is like a Rottweiler with a toothache!:goodluck::wave:

:hide:
:cheeky:

[warbey]

You might want to meet Kaz before you welcome her into the fold, she is like a Rottweiler with a toothache!:goodluck::wave:

:hide:
:cheeky::agree::welcome::whistle:

Hi Kaz, ni ce to see You back.

As Eckysays.......Nothing much..

[Medman]

You might want to meet Kaz before you welcome her into the fold, she is like a Rottweiler with a toothache!:goodluck::wave:

:hide:
:cheeky:

Thanks for the warning :cheeky:

[Ecky Thump]

thanks for the warning :cheeky:

BE AFRAID......very very AFRAID!!:nursepatient:

[henry]

you know this thread is very good it allmost taste like hp sauce.. that sound like a good idea!! somebody get some hp sauce in here, this is going to be tooo swweeettttt!!!

[Medman]

you know this thread is very good it allmost taste like hp sauce.. that sound like a good idea!! somebody get some hp sauce in here, this is going to be tooo swweeettttt!!!

HP = Henry's Potty :crazy: ............. :laugh:

[Ecky Thump]

you know this thread is very good it allmost taste like hp sauce.. that sound like a good idea!! somebody get some hp sauce in here, this is going to be tooo swweeettttt!!!

Henry, after reading your posts you will probably have the last word.:goodluck:

HP sucks, bring on Heinz sauce.:raspberry:

[Santiago]

Henry, after reading your posts you will probably have the last word.:goodluck:

HP sucks, bring on Heinz sauce.:raspberry:

Have you noticed that we haven't heard from Henry for a while - and now Kaz. Are people getting bored after Christmas?

[Medman]

Have you noticed that we haven't heard from Henry for a while - and now Kaz. Are people getting bored after Christmas?

Will we hear from them again ?

[Ecky Thump]

Will we hear from them again ?

Kaz is like a dog with a bone, she won't let it go.:)

[Medman]

Kaz is like a dog with a bone, she won't let it go.:)

Sounds Promising .......... :whistle:

[Santiago]

Kaz is like a dog with a bone, she won't let it go.:)

Nice to have it spiced up a bit! :laugh:

[Ecky Thump]

Nice to have it spiced up a bit! :laugh:

You need Colemans Mustard for that.:laugh:

[Santiago]

You need Colemans Mustard for that.:laugh:

Or curry powder!! ...................???

[Ecky Thump]

Or curry powder!! ...................???

Only got mild.

[henry]

wow!! these two fine competitors have beaten each other senseless over some curry

[Ecky Thump]

wow!! these two fine competitors have beaten each other senseless over some curry

Eating to much curry destroys your sense of taste.

[henry]

i love curry the hotter it is the better!!!

[Ecky Thump]

i love curry the hotter it is the better!!!

I think you also like hot women, but be careful how you handle them, or you might get your fingers burnt.:nono:

[henry]

I think you also like hot women, but be careful how you handle them, or you might get your fingers burnt.:nono: it okay ecky i be wearing my own over mitts to handle them. with this much heat i can enjoy the tanning saloon...

[Ecky Thump]

it okay ecky i be wearing my own over mitts to handle them. with this much heat i can enjoy the tanning saloon...

I hope they are kId gloves, so smooooooth!

[henry]

I hope they are kId gloves, so smooooooth! might be but why be smooooth if i´m just too swwweeettt just ask jackie.lol

[Ecky Thump]

might be but why be smooooth if i´m just too swwweeettt just ask jackie.lol


You mess there Henry and you will get your fingers burnt.

[Sal]

You mess there Henry and you will get your fingers burnt.

Are you playing up again Henry? x

[Santiago]

You might end up being too hot to handle, Henry. Be careful, be very very careful.

[Ecky Thump]

You might end up being too hot to handle, Henry. Be careful, be very very careful.

Henry is on a mission to self destruct.:spin:

[Medman]

Henry is on a mission to self destruct.:spin:

What a mess that will make

[Santiago]

What a mess that will make

No, he mustn't self destruct - we need him for a little bit of sanity on this Forum!

:woot:

Happy New Year everybody!!

[henry]

No, he mustn't self destruct - we need him for a little bit of sanity on this Forum!

:woot:

Happy New Year everybody!! see broski right here!!! beside how can i blow up!! i´m the tenerife forum champion here not no balloon!!

[Ecky Thump]

No, he mustn't self destruct - we need him for a little bit of sanity on this Forum!

:woot:

Happy New Year everybody!!


The words "a little bit of sanity" and "Henry", are not very often heard together.:lol:

[Santiago]

The words "a little bit of sanity" and "Henry", are not very often heard together.:lol:

No, I know, but it's New Years Eve so a little bit of poetic licence is allowed.

:fireworks::fireworks::fireworks:

[Medman]

No, I know, but it's New Years Eve so a little bit of poetic licence is allowed.

:fireworks::fireworks::fireworks:

Well done ST, last word of 2011 :c2: So I'll just have the first word of 2012 and the word is BEER :cheers:

[Santiago]

Well done ST, last word of 2011 :c2: So I'll just have the first word of 2012 and the word is BEER :cheers:

Didn't think I'd be the last one - just shows what a sad person I am to be sitting by a computer on New Year's Eve, playing games! Hope you enjoy your beer. Don't let it slip out of your hand while you fall asleep in the chair!!
:lol:

[henry]

didn't think i'd be the last one - just shows what a sad person i am to be sitting by a computer on new year's eve, playing games! Hope you enjoy your beer. Don't let it slip out of your hand while you fall asleep in the chair!!
:lol:

one of these days we have to play games!! I can easly fist pump you in winning and i´m not talking no charlie sheen!!!

[Santiago]

one of these days we have to play games!! I can easly fist pump you in winning and i´m not talking no charlie sheen!!!

Oooooooooo! I'll play with you any time, Henry!
:crylaughing:

[henry]

Oooooooooo! I'll play with you any time, Henry!
:crylaughing: i know what you mean santiago but the way you said that it kinda thinking something else and it a bit scary in my book...lol :laugh: if you have a ps3 my username is henrytenerife.
if you have a ps3 add my name.

[Ecky Thump]

one of these days we have to play games!! I can easly fist pump you in winning and i´m not talking no charlie sheen!!!

Have ago at the Cribbage game and if you can beat my score then you will be a champion and can fist pump as much as you like, until then.....:fpull:

[henry]

Have ago at the Cribbage game and if you can beat my score then you will be a champion and can fist pump as much as you like, until then.....:fpull: sorry i more into fighting games...

and beside you don´t have a championship belt like i do!!!!

[Ecky Thump]

sorry i more into fighting games...

and beside you don´t have a championship belt like i do!!!!

Cribbage is a game of skill that needs a strong brain, not one for fist pumpers.:p

[warbey]

Henry for drag racing Champ..

I can just imagine it....woo..wooo..here I come...route 66 champ too..

[Santiago]

i know what you mean santiago but the way you said that it kinda thinking something else and it a bit scary in my book...lol :laugh: if you have a ps3 my username is henrytenerife.
if you have a ps3 add my name.

Nope, Henry, don't have a PS3 or any other game consoles, just a desktop, a laptop, a net book and a blackberry. I can access all the games I need on these. Your games are much too clever for me, I am no technophobe!!

[Medman]

Nope, Henry, don't have a PS3 or any other game consoles, just a desktop, a laptop, a net book and a blackberry. I can access all the games I need on these. Your games are much too clever for me, I am no technophobe!!

Santiago has sufficient equipment to protect herself against Henry.

[Santiago]

Santiago has sufficient equipment to protect herself against Henry.

Don't you know it, woo woo woo - oh grief, I think I have caught something off Henry!!

[Ecky Thump]

Santiago has sufficient equipment to protect herself against Henry.

And what do you know about Santiago's equipment, have you been peeking!:p

[henry]

Nope, Henry, don't have a PS3 or any other game consoles, just a desktop, a laptop, a net book and a blackberry. I can access all the games I need on these. Your games are much too clever for me, I am no technophobe!! you need to get with the times santiago. it the young rasing. you don´t hear a young person saiding ... i remeber the time we had to crack the car to get it started. ... i remember gas use to be 30 cents of the dollar.. etc. lol


Don't you know it, woo woo woo - oh grief, I think I have caught something off Henry!! woo...woo...woo you know it!!!

[Santiago]

you need to get with the times santiago. it the young rasing. you don´t hear a young person saiding ... i remeber the time we had to crack the car to get it started. ... i remember gas use to be 30 cents of the dollar.. etc. lol

woo...woo...woo you know it!!!

Yes, I know Henry, but the trouble is that I DO remember starting the car with a handle, and when the cost of a gallon of petrol (just under five litres) was two shillings and eleven pence which is about 18 cents. It is very sad, but true! However, perhaps you will hold classes for we old folk to make us more modern?

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And what do you know about Santiago's equipment, have you been peeking!:p

Hey, Ecky, I shall have to make sure the curtains are pulled very tightly together in the future! He must have some very strong binoculars!!

[Ecky Thump]

Yes, I know Henry, but the trouble is that I DO remember starting the car with a handle, and when the cost of a gallon of petrol (just under five litres) was two shillings and eleven pence which is about 18 cents. It is very sad, but true! However, perhaps you will hold classes for we old folk to make us more modern?

Hey, Ecky, I shall have to make sure the curtains are pulled very tightly together in the future! He must have some very strong binoculars!!

On the 15th December 1971 a gallon of 5 star Shell petrol was six shillings and eight pence (6s 8d) and on that same day it became 33.333 new pence per gallon or 3 gallons for a pound.
What a memory!:D

[Medman]

On the 15th December 1971 a gallon of 5 star Shell petrol was six shillings and eight pence (6s 8d) and on that same day it became 33.333 new pence per gallon or 3 gallons for a pound.
What a memory!:D

Aye, you didn't have to SHELL out much in 'em days ... :old:

[Santiago]

Aye, you didn't have to SHELL out much in 'em days ... :old:

Oil agree with that!

[Medman]

Oil agree with that!

You dipstick Rodney

[Santiago]

You dipstick Rodney

What a fuel !!!!

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Like the new Avatar, Meddles, but your cheeks are a little pink don't you think?

[Medman]

What a fuel !!!!

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Like the new Avatar, Meddles, but your cheeks are a little pink don't you think?

I'm filling up ....... :crying2: the pink cheeks are caused by the heat off my sideBURNS

[Santiago]

I'm filling up ....... :crying2: the pink cheeks are caused by the heat off my sideBURNS

I think diesel be my last words for a while.

:crylaughing:

[Medman]

I think diesel be my last words for a while.

:crylaughing:

You're a gas :D

[Santiago]

You're a gas :D

I engineered you into saying that! :lol:

[Medman]

I engineered you into saying that! :lol:

Vorsprung Durch Technik :spin:

[Santiago]

Vorsprung Durch Technik :spin:

Audi Pardner!

:laugh:

[Medman]

Audi Pardner!

:laugh:

Auday Murphy ...........the 24 hour cowboy :cowboy:

[warbey]

Some four star replies there Santiago..

Think I need to Shell out on new Binoculars though. :D

[Santiago]

Some four star replies there Santiago..

Think I need to Shell out on new Binoculars though. :D

I think an esprESSO will help us all calm down!

Nice one warbs!

[Medman]

I think an esprESSO will help us all calm down!

Nice one warbs!

It's THAMES like this that in order to keep PACE and avoid making AMOCO the TOTAL thread I will have to JET off and take it upon my ELF to Q8 a new thread but hopefully not BURMAH bridges in doing so. :D

[Santiago]

It's THAMES like this that in order to keep PACE and avoid making AMOCO the TOTAL thread I will have to JET off and take it upon my ELF to Q8 a new thread but hopefully not BURMAH bridges in doing so. :D

In the words of Eric Morcambe - RUBBISH!!

:raspberry2:

[Medman]

In the words of Eric Morcambe - RUBBISH!!

:raspberry2:

Jealousy is such a bad trait ......... :fpull: :raspberry:

[Santiago]

Jealousy is such a bad trait ......... :fpull: :raspberry:

No, exhaustion had set in!

[Medman]

No, exhaustion had set in!

I've told you before to go easy with 'em chores .......... :laundry::dishes::window::washing::mopfloor::zzz:

[Santiago]

I've told you before to go easy with 'em chores .......... :laundry::dishes::window::washing::mopfloor::zzz:

No, yesterday it was emails! Because of the jubilee, the summer half term is now a week later and, because all my regulars come the same weeks every year, there are going to be some unhappy people this year. I can't move anyone because that would mean moving everyone right through the season!! So, hence the emails, facebook chats and pm's. Oh what a life!!!!

:doh:

[Medman]

No, yesterday it was emails! Because of the jubilee, the summer half term is now a week later and, because all my regulars come the same weeks every year, there are going to be some unhappy people this year. I can't move anyone because that would mean moving everyone right through the season!! So, hence the emails, facebook chats and pm's. Oh what a life!!!!

:doh:

Tough at the top !! :D Do you do farm holidays ? ???

[Santiago]

Tough at the top !! :D Do you do farm holidays ? ???

No, holidays on a farm! Not the same thing.

[Medman]

No, holidays on a farm! Not the same thing.

That's a pity, you could have told your guests that it's all part fo the fun mucking out a byre :lol:

[Santiago]

That's a pity, you could have told your guests that it's all part fo the fun mucking out a byre :lol:

No, I just tell the OH that each morning!

[Medman]

No, I just tell the OH that each morning!

"Old Hag" now that's a nice endearment ! :D

[Santiago]

"Old Hag" now that's a nice endearment ! :D

More like "Tubby Hubby"!

[Medman]

More like "Tubby Hubby"!

Now that's cute ........... :superman:

[Santiago]

Now that's cute ........... :superman:

Well, he is rather - and he's very well house trained!!:laugh:

[Medman]

Well, he is rather - and he's very well house trained!!:laugh:

Sounds a bit like me ........ :ashamed: :mopfloor::shower::angel4::D

[Santiago]

Sounds a bit like me ........ :ashamed: :mopfloor::shower::angel4::D

Glad to hear that Mrs. Meddles has you organised!

[Medman]

Glad to hear that Mrs. Meddles has you organised!

That's the down side of working from home !..............domestication :male:

[Santiago]

That's the down side of working from home !..............domestication :male:

So that's what you call it. :laugh:

[Medman]

So that's what you call it. :laugh:

Well at least I clean up my own mess :D

[Santiago]

Well at least I clean up my own mess :D

That leaves a lot to interpretation ...........

[Medman]

That leaves a lot to interpretation ...........

No I do Interpretation's work too ! :laugh:

[Santiago]

No I do Interpretation's work too ! :laugh:

What a noble lad! :whistle:

[Medman]

What a noble lad! :whistle:

I'm the Scottish Cinderella :spin:

[Santiago]

I'm the Scottish Cinderella :spin:

Flora McNorm? .....................

[Medman]

Flora McNorm? .....................

I've been called worse than that in my time :D

[Santiago]

I've been called worse than that in my time :D

Do tell ....................

[Medman]

Do tell ....................

**************************************** too hot for this forum obviously :D

[Santiago]

**************************************** too hot for this forum obviously :D

Nothing's too hot for this forum - it's all under control !
:nono:

[Medman]

Nothing's too hot for this forum - it's all under control !
:nono:

My gas is at a peep. :shy:

[Santiago]

My gas is at a peep. :shy:

You've lost me! ...............

[Medman]

You've lost me! ...............

It's the hot connection to gas and a "peep" is a turned down gas ??? :crazy: Seemples ..... :liar:

[Santiago]

It's the hot connection to gas and a "peep" is a turned down gas ??? :crazy: Seemples ..... :liar:

Too clever for me! Enough to give me the chillies!!

[Medman]

Too clever for me! Enough to give me the chillies!!

Is that what an Eskimo ghost gives you ?

[Santiago]

Is that what an Eskimo ghost gives you ?

Apparently apparitions appear appealingly apposite!

[Medman]

Apparently apparitions appear appealingly apposite!

Better beware big bad bulls

[Santiago]

Better beware big bad bulls

Conveniently crafty cads come cackhanded.

[Medman]

Conveniently crafty cads come cackhanded.

Don't dare dither down deepend

[Santiago]

Don't dare dither down deepend

Efficiently effervescent exponents eliminate ectomorphs.

[Medman]

Efficiently effervescent exponents eliminate ectomorphs.

Funny fat French female fell

[Santiago]

Funny fat French female fell

Generally good gals google gladly

[Medman]

Generally good gals google gladly

Happy Harrys have healthy hearts

[Santiago]

Happy Harrys have healthy hearts

Investigating instant informants invalidates inventory. :zzz:

[Medman]

Investigating instant informants invalidates inventory. :zzz:

Jolly Janis just jangled jewellery :hello:

[Ecky Thump]

Jolly Janis just jangled jewellery :hello:

Karin Kelly Keeps Kings Krispies.........:stupid:

[Medman]

Karin Kelly Keeps Kings Krispies.........:stupid:

Looking lovely leaves ladies longing

[Santiago]

Looking lovely leaves ladies longing

Many mickles mak much muckle

[Medman]

Many mickles mak much muckle

Nifty Norm never needs nothing (suppose that means I always need something :D )

[Santiago]

Nifty Norm never needs nothing (suppose that means I always need something :D )

Only opposing orators ostensibly oscillate.

Ooooo! Grammatical corrections, whatever next?

[Medman]

Only opposing orators ostensibly oscillate.

Ooooo! Grammatical corrections, whatever next? Tieing my own shoelaces ?

Perhaps purely pontificating pleases people

[Santiago]

Tieing my own shoelaces ?

Perhaps purely pontificating pleases people:cheeky:

Questions quickly quelled quirky quips

[Medman]

:cheeky:

Questions quickly quelled quirky quips

Recent revelations report repetitive ramblings

[Santiago]

Recent revelations report repetitive ramblings

Sometimes simple semantics score sublimely.

And if someone else doesn't join in soon - you get the X and Z!:raspberry2:

[Medman]

Sometimes simple semantics score sublimely.

And if someone else doesn't join in soon - you get the X and Z!:raspberry2:

Terrific times today till tomorrow

[Santiago]

Terrific times today till tomorrow

Umpteen unacknowledged ultimately ugly utterances

[Medman]

Umpteen unacknowledged ultimately ugly utterances

Various views verify violent vendettas

[Santiago]

Various views verify violent vendettas

We want whisky without water.