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Stoney
14-12-2011, 14:29
Close it was a nice ice cold beer and god was it good, the view was really good as well. Apart from all these women who kept walking about in bikinis blocking my sea view:liar:

Ecky Thump
14-12-2011, 14:34
Close it was a nice ice cold beer and god was it good, the view was really good as well. Apart from all these women who kept walking about in bikinis blocking my sea view:liar:

Where in Tenerife are you, I'm here in Jockland sitting looking out of my window at the sea and thats all I can see, apart from waves and cold looking mountains (snow covered).

Stoney
14-12-2011, 15:00
Just up above Island Village, got a great view of the mountains to the rear only a bit of snow on Tiede and a beautiful clear blue sea to the front, its about 23C just nice, got the sun on the side balcony

Medman
14-12-2011, 21:05
Just up above Island Village, got a great view of the mountains to the rear only a bit of snow on Tiede and a beautiful clear blue sea to the front, its about 23C just nice, got the sun on the side balcony

Far too hot ............. :liar:

Santiago
15-12-2011, 23:43
Just up above Island Village, got a great view of the mountains to the rear only a bit of snow on Tiede and a beautiful clear blue sea to the front, its about 23C just nice, got the sun on the side balcony

Not fair, Stoney!

Ecky Thump
15-12-2011, 23:51
Not fair, Stoney!

No, its not fair at all!

Medman
16-12-2011, 00:00
No, its not fair at all!

It's very unfair :tongue:

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 00:04
It's very unfair :tongue:

Unfair is the word.:spin:

Medman
16-12-2011, 00:06
Unfair is the word.:spin:

That's a fair assessment of an unfair situation

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 00:09
That's a fair assessment of an unfair situation

Is it fair to assess a unfair situation????

Santiago
16-12-2011, 00:12
Is it fair to assess a unfair situation????

Yes, if it's done unfairly!

Medman
16-12-2011, 00:12
Is it fair to assess a unfair situation????

Only during the Glasgow Fair apparently :crazy:

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 00:13
Yes, if it's done unfairly!

Well that could be fair.


Only during the Glasgow Fair apparently :crazy:


Only when the weather is fair.

Medman
16-12-2011, 00:17
Well that could be fair.




Only when the weather is fair.

My mate got the sack from his job on the dodgems.............. he's taking them for funfair dismissal :crylaughing:

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 00:25
My mate got the sack from his job on the dodgems.............. he's taking them for funfair dismissal :crylaughing:

Now that was a fairly good post.

Medman
16-12-2011, 00:26
Now that was a fairly good post.

Fair comment from Fairlie !! :eyebrows:

Stoney
16-12-2011, 00:28
Got no answer to that one, by the way just been outside its 23.27 and 19C and the weather is fair

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 00:29
Fair comment from Fairlie !! :eyebrows:

It took a fair amount of time for "Fairlie" to come out.


Got no answer to that one, by the way just been outside its 23.27 and 19C and the weather is fair

Fairlie is a small village by the sea in Ayrshire, Jockland.:scotland:

Medman
16-12-2011, 00:32
It took a fair amount of time for "Fairlie" to come out.




Fairlie is a small village by the sea in Ayrshire, Jockland.


For my age I'm still fair headed to be fair

Stoney
16-12-2011, 00:33
Does it have a golf course with nice fairways

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 00:33
For my age I'm still fair headed to be fair

I would be fair headed, but I am fairly bald.

Santiago
16-12-2011, 00:35
Does it have a golf course with nice fairways

And a fun fair? ............

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 00:35
Does it have a golf course with nice fairways


Oh yes!, its called Kelburn Golf Course, its in Largs and its fairly close to Fairlie.


And a fun fair? ............

No fair!.......

Stoney
16-12-2011, 00:36
Its fair to say I still have a good head of hair and its fairly grey

Medman
16-12-2011, 00:37
Oh yes!, its called Kelburn Golf Course, its in Largs and its fairly close to Fairlie.




No fair!.......

I'm fair chuffed that Fairlie is a fair place to be in these days of unfairness :tongue:

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 00:38
I'm fair chuffed that Fairlie is a fair place to be in these days of unfairness :tongue:

And the fare to Fairlie is fairly fair.....on the bus.

Stoney
16-12-2011, 00:39
What a shame that Fairlie doesn't have a funfair, maybe if the weather was more fair in Fairlie the funfair people would be fair to Fairlie and stop this unfairness and give them a fair. Just a thought does Fairlie have a Fur coat shop, if so the unfairness to Fairlie has already stopped as no doubt it will have funfurs for sale

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 00:45
What a shame that Fairlie doesn't have a funfair, maybe if the weather was more fair in Fairlie the funfair people would be fair to Fairlie and stop this unfairness and give them a fair.

That would be very fair for the people of Fairlie and if the train fares were more fair then the folk of Fairlie would be fair content on a Greenock Fare Holiday which is close to Glasgow Fare Holidays and is a fairly short journey to Fairlie.

Medman
16-12-2011, 00:45
What a shame that Fairlie doesn't have a funfair, maybe if the weather was more fair in Fairlie the funfair people would be fair to Fairlie and stop this unfairness and give them a fair. Just a thought does Fairlie have a Fur coat shop, if so the unfairness to Fairlie has already stopped as no doubt it will have funfurs for sale

I think I will advertise for a Fairlie fair in the Australian Vanity Fair where it's fair to say the Aussies will think it's fair dinkum.

Stoney
16-12-2011, 00:47
Did you know that Fairlie was Scotland's first fairtrade village

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 00:48
Now I am fair knackered and away to my pit...Night all.

Medman
16-12-2011, 00:50
Now I am fair knackered and away to my pit...Night all.

No fairs and graces with Ecky. :sleeping:

Stoney
16-12-2011, 01:18
I know a little fairy her name is nuff - Fairynuff

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 12:02
I know a little fairy her name is nuff - Fairynuff

Fair enough.

Stoney
16-12-2011, 14:48
Its hot again and the exchange rate is 1.17 more bikinis today life is hard but fair

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 15:48
Picking up my pal from the airport this evening, I hope the plane is on time, as he has never heard the Ryanair fanfare before.

Santiago
16-12-2011, 17:04
In all fairness, we need to be fair minded about this, say farewell to the ennui of fair and square simplicity and return to the enthusiasm which, fair enough, our fair-weather friends enjoy as fair game by fair means or foul and insist on fair-play.

Medman
16-12-2011, 19:04
In all fairness, we need to be fair minded about this, say farewell to the ennui of fair and square simplicity and return to the enthusiasm which, fair enough, our fair-weather friends enjoy as fair game by fair means or foul and insist on fair-play.

Fair doos ST ... ???

Stoney
16-12-2011, 19:21
See the BBC says Bonny Scotland has some snow, still none on Tiede though and its still Daylight 18.20 and 22C, I know that's not fair Stoney (do I get a sense of De ja vu)

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 19:32
Well considering the time of year I think the weather is fairly mild, now any one who argues over this is not being fair minded.:tiphat:

Stoney
16-12-2011, 19:38
Just wondering if you are warm have you got a fair isle sweater on?:pray:

Ecky Thump
16-12-2011, 19:58
Just wondering if you are warm have you got a fair isle sweater on?:pray:

Not yet, my fair lass has her knitting needles at the ready, but with the nocturnal activities of the fairies there could be a fair delay in it being completed, also with the fare on the ferry being so high the carriers from the fair isles predict a fairly long delay in the transportation of the yarn.???

Santiago
16-12-2011, 23:24
Not yet, my fair lass has her knitting needles at the ready, but with the nocturnal activities of the fairies there could be a fair delay in it being completed, also with the fare on the ferry being so high the carriers from the fair isles predict a fairly long delay in the transportation of the yarn.???

Will the ferry be able to fare forth? How fare's the weather? If it's fair to middling then a fair way could probably be found to transport the fair-isle wool to you. Farewell.

Stoney
17-12-2011, 16:00
Should we move onto to ginger now?

Ecky Thump
17-12-2011, 18:48
Should we move onto to ginger now?

Now your talking....I love ginger nuts.

sunspot
17-12-2011, 18:50
Now your talking....I love ginger nuts.

Did someone mention ginger nuts,go down really well with my cuppa just now

Ecky Thump
17-12-2011, 18:53
Did someone mention ginger nuts,go down really well with my cuppa just now

You cant beat a cuppa, while eating nuts.

Stoney
17-12-2011, 20:01
Yorkshire Tea with dunked ginger nuts " Heaven ":wave:

Ecky Thump
17-12-2011, 20:11
Yorkshire Tea with dunked ginger nuts " Heaven ":wave:

Yorkshire Tea with bits of dunked Digestive biscuits floating in it!.....Yuck.

Stoney
17-12-2011, 20:37
You don't dunk digestives it ruins the chocolate

Ecky Thump
17-12-2011, 22:11
You don't dunk digestives it ruins the chocolate

Not if you lick the chocolate off first.:eyebrows:

Stoney
17-12-2011, 22:22
nothing cannier than a Scot

Ecky Thump
17-12-2011, 22:31
Just tried for the first time...Caramel KitKat....Sickly!

Sal
17-12-2011, 22:58
Just tried for the first time...Caramel KitKat....Sickly!

Mmmm? I like caramel and KitKat..............but maybe not together! Think I will give that one a miss.

Ecky Thump
17-12-2011, 23:04
Mmmm? I like caramel and KitKat..............but maybe not together! Think I will give that one a miss.

Carol said she loves them....127 calories a time.

Santiago
17-12-2011, 23:19
Carol said she loves them....127 calories a time.

Per Kit Kat? or per mouthful?

Ecky Thump
17-12-2011, 23:21
Per Kit Kat? or per mouthful?

I suppose that would depend on..if its a large KitKat or a large mouth.:devil:

Santiago
17-12-2011, 23:26
I suppose that would depend on..if its a large KitKat or a large mouth.:devil:

Whichever, it's too many calories for me!

Stoney
17-12-2011, 23:26
Before this gets out of hand can we ban any discussion of dunking mars bars

Santiago
17-12-2011, 23:32
Before this gets out of hand can we ban any discussion of dunking mars bars

Oooooooooo! That sounds disgusting. Rich tea biscuits in coffee are the best.

Ecky Thump
17-12-2011, 23:33
Before this gets out of hand can we ban any discussion of dunking mars bars

Can we in the true tradition of the Scots talk about deep fried Mars Bars?:laugh:

Stoney
17-12-2011, 23:34
Sorry Morning Coffee hold that honour in a cup of hot chocolate

Medman
18-12-2011, 00:32
Sorry Morning Coffee hold that honour in a cup of hot chocolate

Ginger nuts are good for dunking.

Ecky Thump
18-12-2011, 00:42
Ginger nuts are good for dunking.

Please go back to post #1048!:zzz::zzz:

Medman
18-12-2011, 00:46
Please go back to post #1048!:zzz::zzz:

I was too busy grouting at that time. Ok ginger nuts are rubbish then :raspberry2:

Ecky Thump
18-12-2011, 00:50
I was too busy grouting at that time. Ok ginger nuts are rubbish then :raspberry2:

Carol is good at grouting, my son's bathroom is 15'x12' and she grouted the walls and the floor, the problem was the floor wasn't tiled!:laugh:

Medman
18-12-2011, 01:00
Carol is good at grouting, my son's bathroom is 15'x12' and she grouted the walls and the floor, the problem was the floor wasn't tiled!:laugh:

My wife's good at shouting about grouting. "Let's freshen it up for Christmas" Thank God it's only once a bloomin year.

Ecky Thump
18-12-2011, 01:14
My wife's good at shouting about grouting. "Let's freshen it up for Christmas" Thank God it's only once a bloomin year.

I think Christmas is a bit commercialised, but I still like it when the kids open their pressies.

Stoney
18-12-2011, 10:24
Bah Humbug

Medman
18-12-2011, 11:36
Bah Humbug

I like humbugs. Not good for dunking though.

Ecky Thump
18-12-2011, 12:01
Bah Humbug


:santa::pray:
I bet your one, just like me on Christmas Eve that hangs a stocking up before going to bed. also just like me, you have never found the next morning a pretty 19yr old wearing it.:devil:

Medman
18-12-2011, 12:07
:santa::pray:
I bet your one, just like me on Christmas Eve that hangs a stocking up before going to bed. also just like me, you have never found the next morning a pretty 19yr old wearing it.:devil:

It's used be an orange and some chocolate coins. Nothing wrong with a 19 year old malt ??

Ecky Thump
18-12-2011, 12:14
It's used be an orange and some chocolate coins. Nothing wrong with a 19 year old malt ??

I liked the orange and the chocolate coins, I also liked a bottle of Malt, but now I like my nuts,












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that nestle at the bottom of the Christmas stocking.:cheeky:

Stoney
18-12-2011, 12:20
My mind is running riot, can't think of anything to say thats not too rude for the forum

Medman
18-12-2011, 12:30
I liked the orange and the chocolate coins, I also liked a bottle of Malt, but now I like my nuts,













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that nestle at the bottom of the Christmas stocking.:cheeky:

I remember the walnuts. We spent most of Christmas morning tried to break the damn things. :wall:

Santiago
18-12-2011, 17:52
I remember the walnuts. We spent most of Christmas morning tried to break the damn things. :wall:

And then spent the new year in the dentists!

Stoney
18-12-2011, 18:19
Ok where is that pub ?

Medman
18-12-2011, 22:14
Ok where is that pub ?

It's next to the building where they hold the Alcoholics Annonymous meetings. :vodkamachine:

Santiago
18-12-2011, 22:27
It's next to the building where they hold the Alcoholics Annonymous meetings. :vodkamachine:

Well, you would know! ..............:laugh:

Medman
18-12-2011, 22:58
Well, you would know! ..............:laugh:

I have always preferred the AA to the RAC (Raving Alcoholics Club)

Santiago
18-12-2011, 23:01
I have always preferred the AA to the RAC (Raving Alcoholics Club)

I reiterate my previous remarks. :raspberry2:

Medman
18-12-2011, 23:06
I reiterate my previous remarks. :raspberry2:

Oh no my double vision is back !

Santiago
18-12-2011, 23:17
Oh no my double vision is back !

Try putting your glasses on the right way round!

Medman
18-12-2011, 23:34
Try putting your glasses on the right way round!

Ah that's better, my God I'm looking good tonight.

Santiago
18-12-2011, 23:37
Ah that's better, my God I'm looking good tonight.

That's the television not a mirror!

Medman
18-12-2011, 23:43
That's the television not a mirror!

I thought Brad Pitt did look a bit dingey

Santiago
19-12-2011, 15:10
I thought Brad Pitt did look a bit dingey

On second thoughts, maybe it was the mirror!

Stoney
19-12-2011, 15:24
looks more like Jack Nicholson:sorry:

Medman
19-12-2011, 16:00
looks more like Jack Nicholson:sorry:

Is that suppossed to be funny. I have feelings too ..... :raspberry2:

Stoney
19-12-2011, 19:06
Just think though, he could get a stocking with a 19 year old in it

Medman
19-12-2011, 20:18
Just think though, he could get a stocking with a 19 year old in it

Knowing my luck I would get one that looked like Jack Nicholson :(

Santiago
19-12-2011, 23:42
Knowing my luck I would get one that looked like Jack Nicholson :(

Probably in tights!

Medman
20-12-2011, 09:15
Probably in tights!

Aye, over their face !

Santiago
20-12-2011, 12:48
Aye, over their face !

You would know!

Medman
20-12-2011, 16:53
You would know!

Strictly holds up myself ducky :whistle:

Santiago
20-12-2011, 23:29
Strictly holds up myself ducky :whistle:

Oh, were you in "Strictly"? Which one were you? Silly me, obviously Nancy!!

Medman
21-12-2011, 00:48
Oh, were you in "Strictly"? Which one were you? Silly me, obviously Nancy!!

Big Nancy to you ......... :bellydancer:

Santiago
21-12-2011, 16:21
Big Nancy to you ......... :bellydancer:

Whatever floats your boat!
:boat1:

Medman
21-12-2011, 16:34
Whatever floats your boat!
:boat1:

Strictly speaking I'm not a good sailer or should that be sailor ?:crazy:

Santiago
21-12-2011, 21:33
Strictly speaking I'm not a good sailer or should that be sailor ?:crazy:

Well, whatever trips your trigger!

Medman
21-12-2011, 23:13
Well, whatever trips your trigger!

Santiago get your gun

Santiago
21-12-2011, 23:26
Santiago get your gun

Which one?........................

Medman
21-12-2011, 23:40
Which one?........................

The one your hubby shoots the crows with

Santiago
22-12-2011, 23:13
The one your hubby shoots the crows with

Aaah! The double barrelled shotgun. Covers a fairly wide area and you don't need to aim straight.

Medman
23-12-2011, 00:36
Aaah! The double barrelled shotgun. Covers a fairly wide area and you don't need to aim straight.

Now where have I heard that expression before ? :dontknow:

Santiago
23-12-2011, 23:48
Now where have I heard that expression before ? :dontknow:

I can't imagine - I've never been in a place like that!
:tiphat:

Medman
24-12-2011, 00:22
I can't imagine - I've never been in a place like that!
:tiphat:

That was convenient :laugh:

Santiago
24-12-2011, 22:48
That was convenient :laugh:

But a bit public ..................

Medman
24-12-2011, 23:00
But a bit public ..................

As Henry Cooper used to say ...........

Santiago
24-12-2011, 23:13
As Henry Cooper used to say ...........

Did he? .....................

Medman
24-12-2011, 23:49
Did he? .....................

Yeh, but it was before he died :raspberry2:

Santiago
24-12-2011, 23:57
Yeh, but it was before he died :raspberry2:

Are you sure? ..........

Medman
25-12-2011, 00:02
Are you sure? ..........

Yeh I'm sure he's still dead :eyebrows:

Santiago
25-12-2011, 00:16
Yeh I'm sure he's still dead :eyebrows:

He was a lovely chap - they don't make 'em like that any more, sadly.

Well, I'm off to wait for Santa! :wave:

Medman
25-12-2011, 01:29
He was a lovely chap - they don't make 'em like that any more, sadly.

Well, I'm off to wait for Santa! :wave:

And you got the last word before Santa Time ....... :c2:

Santiago
25-12-2011, 16:45
And you got the last word before Santa Time ....... :c2:

Of course! ................:laugh:

warbey
25-12-2011, 21:30
Of course! ................:laugh:

Soup or main meal...?

Santiago
25-12-2011, 23:18
Soup or main meal...?

Hi warbs .................. nice one! Hope you had a good day.

Medman
26-12-2011, 17:10
Hi warbs .................. nice one! Hope you had a good day.


Happy Boxing Day to one and all ........... :box::boxing::box::boxing::box::boxing::box::boxin g::box::boxing:

Santiago
26-12-2011, 23:29
Happy Boxing Day to one and all ........... :box::boxing::box::boxing::box::boxing::box::boxin g::box::boxing:

Nope! Had the OH's family round to empty all the remaining bottles, etc. However, peace now reigns!

Medman
27-12-2011, 00:55
Nope! Had the OH's family round to empty all the remaining bottles, etc. However, peace now reigns!

Great to see them ............................. go !:tongue:

Santiago
27-12-2011, 18:00
Great to see them ............................. go !:tongue:

And the recycling man/woman will probably pass out with the fumes when I put all the bottles out on Thursday!

:faint:

warbey
27-12-2011, 19:42
And the recycling man/woman will probably pass out with the fumes when I put all the bottles out on Thursday!

"Roll out the Barrel/s.......:pray::pray:

:faint:..................



Good Xmas Day

Stopped and breathalised on way Home after Outing at a Club last Night.............ouch....:mad::mad::zzz:.

Santiago
27-12-2011, 23:49
..................

Good Xmas Day

Stopped and breathalised on way Home after Outing at a Club last Night.............ouch....:mad::mad::zzz:.

Oops, warbs, hope it wasn't positive! :pray:

Medman
28-12-2011, 09:16
Oops, warbs, hope it wasn't positive! :pray:

He sounded pretty sure to me :cheeky:

Santiago
28-12-2011, 23:55
He sounded pretty sure to me :cheeky:

Not fair - it should only happen to nasty people!

Medman
28-12-2011, 23:56
Not fair - it should only happen to nasty people!

Yes, nasty drunk people

Santiago
29-12-2011, 00:09
Yes, nasty drunk people

Or even nasty "not very drunk but just over the limit" people!

Medman
29-12-2011, 00:11
Or even nasty "not very drunk but just over the limit" people!

That'll do for me but not just over the limit nice people ?

Santiago
29-12-2011, 00:20
That'll do for me but not just over the limit nice people ?

Certainly not! .... Bye:wave:

Medman
29-12-2011, 00:22
Certainly not! .... Bye:wave:

On that not ........... night night :sleeping:

kgbkaz
29-12-2011, 13:40
Hola earthlings.Hope you all had a fab chrimbo!Soz been absent 4 a while:ashamed:What have i been missing????

Ecky Thump
29-12-2011, 13:55
Hola earthlings.Hope you all had a fab chrimbo!Soz been absent 4 a while:ashamed:What have i been missing????

Good to see you back Kaz, if you are not interested about illegal renting or lost dogs and cats, you have not missed much.

Medman
29-12-2011, 20:14
Good to see you back Kaz, if you are not interested about illegal renting or lost dogs and cats, you have not missed much.

What a welcome back Ecky :nono:....... :welcome::wave::tiphat::hello::cheer::cheers::lots-jumping::fireworks:

Now that's better !

Ecky Thump
29-12-2011, 20:35
What a welcome back Ecky :nono:....... :welcome::wave::tiphat::hello::cheer::cheers::lots-jumping::fireworks:

Now that's better !

You might want to meet Kaz before you welcome her into the fold, she is like a Rottweiler with a toothache!:goodluck::wave:

:hide:
:cheeky:

warbey
29-12-2011, 20:47
You might want to meet Kaz before you welcome her into the fold, she is like a Rottweiler with a toothache!:goodluck::wave:

:hide:
:cheeky::agree::welcome::whistle:

Hi Kaz, ni ce to see You back.

As Eckysays.......Nothing much..

Medman
29-12-2011, 21:03
You might want to meet Kaz before you welcome her into the fold, she is like a Rottweiler with a toothache!:goodluck::wave:

:hide:
:cheeky:

Thanks for the warning :cheeky:

Ecky Thump
29-12-2011, 21:19
thanks for the warning :cheeky:

BE AFRAID......very very AFRAID!!:nursepatient:

henry
29-12-2011, 21:33
you know this thread is very good it allmost taste like hp sauce.. that sound like a good idea!! somebody get some hp sauce in here, this is going to be tooo swweeettttt!!!

Medman
29-12-2011, 21:48
you know this thread is very good it allmost taste like hp sauce.. that sound like a good idea!! somebody get some hp sauce in here, this is going to be tooo swweeettttt!!!

HP = Henry's Potty :crazy: ............. :laugh:

Ecky Thump
29-12-2011, 21:49
you know this thread is very good it allmost taste like hp sauce.. that sound like a good idea!! somebody get some hp sauce in here, this is going to be tooo swweeettttt!!!

Henry, after reading your posts you will probably have the last word.:goodluck:

HP sucks, bring on Heinz sauce.:raspberry:

Santiago
30-12-2011, 00:02
Henry, after reading your posts you will probably have the last word.:goodluck:

HP sucks, bring on Heinz sauce.:raspberry:

Have you noticed that we haven't heard from Henry for a while - and now Kaz. Are people getting bored after Christmas?

Medman
30-12-2011, 11:40
Have you noticed that we haven't heard from Henry for a while - and now Kaz. Are people getting bored after Christmas?

Will we hear from them again ?

Ecky Thump
30-12-2011, 11:52
Will we hear from them again ?

Kaz is like a dog with a bone, she won't let it go.:)

Medman
30-12-2011, 12:09
Kaz is like a dog with a bone, she won't let it go.:)

Sounds Promising .......... :whistle:

Santiago
30-12-2011, 14:59
Kaz is like a dog with a bone, she won't let it go.:)

Nice to have it spiced up a bit! :laugh:

Ecky Thump
30-12-2011, 15:23
Nice to have it spiced up a bit! :laugh:

You need Colemans Mustard for that.:laugh:

Santiago
30-12-2011, 17:16
You need Colemans Mustard for that.:laugh:

Or curry powder!! ...................???

Ecky Thump
30-12-2011, 17:21
Or curry powder!! ...................???

Only got mild.

henry
30-12-2011, 19:00
wow!! these two fine competitors have beaten each other senseless over some curry

Ecky Thump
30-12-2011, 19:39
wow!! these two fine competitors have beaten each other senseless over some curry

Eating to much curry destroys your sense of taste.

henry
30-12-2011, 19:49
i love curry the hotter it is the better!!!

Ecky Thump
30-12-2011, 19:54
i love curry the hotter it is the better!!!

I think you also like hot women, but be careful how you handle them, or you might get your fingers burnt.:nono:

henry
30-12-2011, 19:59
I think you also like hot women, but be careful how you handle them, or you might get your fingers burnt.:nono: it okay ecky i be wearing my own over mitts to handle them. with this much heat i can enjoy the tanning saloon...

Ecky Thump
30-12-2011, 20:03
it okay ecky i be wearing my own over mitts to handle them. with this much heat i can enjoy the tanning saloon...

I hope they are kId gloves, so smooooooth!

henry
30-12-2011, 20:11
I hope they are kId gloves, so smooooooth! might be but why be smooooth if im just too swwweeettt just ask jackie.lol

Ecky Thump
30-12-2011, 20:18
might be but why be smooooth if im just too swwweeettt just ask jackie.lol


You mess there Henry and you will get your fingers burnt.

Sal
30-12-2011, 21:22
You mess there Henry and you will get your fingers burnt.

Are you playing up again Henry? x

Santiago
30-12-2011, 22:56
You might end up being too hot to handle, Henry. Be careful, be very very careful.

Ecky Thump
30-12-2011, 23:36
You might end up being too hot to handle, Henry. Be careful, be very very careful.

Henry is on a mission to self destruct.:spin:

Medman
31-12-2011, 15:42
Henry is on a mission to self destruct.:spin:

What a mess that will make

Santiago
31-12-2011, 16:15
What a mess that will make

No, he mustn't self destruct - we need him for a little bit of sanity on this Forum!

:woot:

Happy New Year everybody!!

henry
31-12-2011, 18:28
No, he mustn't self destruct - we need him for a little bit of sanity on this Forum!

:woot:

Happy New Year everybody!! see broski right here!!! beside how can i blow up!! im the tenerife forum champion here not no balloon!!

Ecky Thump
31-12-2011, 18:46
No, he mustn't self destruct - we need him for a little bit of sanity on this Forum!

:woot:

Happy New Year everybody!!


The words "a little bit of sanity" and "Henry", are not very often heard together.:lol:

Santiago
31-12-2011, 23:48
The words "a little bit of sanity" and "Henry", are not very often heard together.:lol:

No, I know, but it's New Years Eve so a little bit of poetic licence is allowed.

:fireworks::fireworks::fireworks:

Medman
01-01-2012, 13:16
No, I know, but it's New Years Eve so a little bit of poetic licence is allowed.

:fireworks::fireworks::fireworks:

Well done ST, last word of 2011 :c2: So I'll just have the first word of 2012 and the word is BEER :cheers:

Santiago
01-01-2012, 15:59
Well done ST, last word of 2011 :c2: So I'll just have the first word of 2012 and the word is BEER :cheers:

Didn't think I'd be the last one - just shows what a sad person I am to be sitting by a computer on New Year's Eve, playing games! Hope you enjoy your beer. Don't let it slip out of your hand while you fall asleep in the chair!!
:lol:

henry
01-01-2012, 16:19
didn't think i'd be the last one - just shows what a sad person i am to be sitting by a computer on new year's eve, playing games! Hope you enjoy your beer. Don't let it slip out of your hand while you fall asleep in the chair!!
:lol:

one of these days we have to play games!! I can easly fist pump you in winning and im not talking no charlie sheen!!!

Santiago
01-01-2012, 16:32
one of these days we have to play games!! I can easly fist pump you in winning and im not talking no charlie sheen!!!

Oooooooooo! I'll play with you any time, Henry!
:crylaughing:

henry
01-01-2012, 16:37
Oooooooooo! I'll play with you any time, Henry!
:crylaughing: i know what you mean santiago but the way you said that it kinda thinking something else and it a bit scary in my book...lol :laugh: if you have a ps3 my username is henrytenerife.
if you have a ps3 add my name.

Ecky Thump
01-01-2012, 17:11
one of these days we have to play games!! I can easly fist pump you in winning and im not talking no charlie sheen!!!

Have ago at the Cribbage game and if you can beat my score then you will be a champion and can fist pump as much as you like, until then.....:fpull:

henry
01-01-2012, 17:16
Have ago at the Cribbage game and if you can beat my score then you will be a champion and can fist pump as much as you like, until then.....:fpull: sorry i more into fighting games...

and beside you dont have a championship belt like i do!!!!

Ecky Thump
01-01-2012, 17:22
sorry i more into fighting games...

and beside you dont have a championship belt like i do!!!!

Cribbage is a game of skill that needs a strong brain, not one for fist pumpers.:p

warbey
01-01-2012, 21:05
Henry for drag racing Champ..

I can just imagine it....woo..wooo..here I come...route 66 champ too..

Santiago
01-01-2012, 23:58
i know what you mean santiago but the way you said that it kinda thinking something else and it a bit scary in my book...lol :laugh: if you have a ps3 my username is henrytenerife.
if you have a ps3 add my name.

Nope, Henry, don't have a PS3 or any other game consoles, just a desktop, a laptop, a net book and a blackberry. I can access all the games I need on these. Your games are much too clever for me, I am no technophobe!!

Medman
02-01-2012, 10:41
Nope, Henry, don't have a PS3 or any other game consoles, just a desktop, a laptop, a net book and a blackberry. I can access all the games I need on these. Your games are much too clever for me, I am no technophobe!!

Santiago has sufficient equipment to protect herself against Henry.

Santiago
02-01-2012, 15:06
Santiago has sufficient equipment to protect herself against Henry.

Don't you know it, woo woo woo - oh grief, I think I have caught something off Henry!!

Ecky Thump
02-01-2012, 16:22
Santiago has sufficient equipment to protect herself against Henry.

And what do you know about Santiago's equipment, have you been peeking!:p

henry
02-01-2012, 21:45
Nope, Henry, don't have a PS3 or any other game consoles, just a desktop, a laptop, a net book and a blackberry. I can access all the games I need on these. Your games are much too clever for me, I am no technophobe!! you need to get with the times santiago. it the young rasing. you dont hear a young person saiding ... i remeber the time we had to crack the car to get it started. ... i remember gas use to be 30 cents of the dollar.. etc. lol


Don't you know it, woo woo woo - oh grief, I think I have caught something off Henry!! woo...woo...woo you know it!!!

Santiago
03-01-2012, 00:08
you need to get with the times santiago. it the young rasing. you dont hear a young person saiding ... i remeber the time we had to crack the car to get it started. ... i remember gas use to be 30 cents of the dollar.. etc. lol

woo...woo...woo you know it!!!

Yes, I know Henry, but the trouble is that I DO remember starting the car with a handle, and when the cost of a gallon of petrol (just under five litres) was two shillings and eleven pence which is about 18 cents. It is very sad, but true! However, perhaps you will hold classes for we old folk to make us more modern?

Added after 3 minutes:


And what do you know about Santiago's equipment, have you been peeking!:p

Hey, Ecky, I shall have to make sure the curtains are pulled very tightly together in the future! He must have some very strong binoculars!!

Ecky Thump
03-01-2012, 00:31
Yes, I know Henry, but the trouble is that I DO remember starting the car with a handle, and when the cost of a gallon of petrol (just under five litres) was two shillings and eleven pence which is about 18 cents. It is very sad, but true! However, perhaps you will hold classes for we old folk to make us more modern?

Hey, Ecky, I shall have to make sure the curtains are pulled very tightly together in the future! He must have some very strong binoculars!!

On the 15th December 1971 a gallon of 5 star Shell petrol was six shillings and eight pence (6s 8d) and on that same day it became 33.333 new pence per gallon or 3 gallons for a pound.
What a memory!:D

Medman
03-01-2012, 09:21
On the 15th December 1971 a gallon of 5 star Shell petrol was six shillings and eight pence (6s 8d) and on that same day it became 33.333 new pence per gallon or 3 gallons for a pound.
What a memory!:D

Aye, you didn't have to SHELL out much in 'em days ... :old:

Santiago
03-01-2012, 22:38
Aye, you didn't have to SHELL out much in 'em days ... :old:

Oil agree with that!

Medman
03-01-2012, 23:12
Oil agree with that!

You dipstick Rodney

Santiago
03-01-2012, 23:50
You dipstick Rodney

What a fuel !!!!

Added after 7 minutes:

Like the new Avatar, Meddles, but your cheeks are a little pink don't you think?

Medman
04-01-2012, 00:01
What a fuel !!!!

Added after 7 minutes:

Like the new Avatar, Meddles, but your cheeks are a little pink don't you think?

I'm filling up ....... :crying2: the pink cheeks are caused by the heat off my sideBURNS

Santiago
04-01-2012, 12:37
I'm filling up ....... :crying2: the pink cheeks are caused by the heat off my sideBURNS

I think diesel be my last words for a while.

:crylaughing:

Medman
04-01-2012, 12:40
I think diesel be my last words for a while.

:crylaughing:

You're a gas :D

Santiago
04-01-2012, 14:17
You're a gas :D

I engineered you into saying that! :lol:

Medman
04-01-2012, 14:36
I engineered you into saying that! :lol:

Vorsprung Durch Technik :spin:

Santiago
04-01-2012, 15:54
Vorsprung Durch Technik :spin:

Audi Pardner!

:laugh:

Medman
04-01-2012, 16:15
Audi Pardner!

:laugh:

Auday Murphy ...........the 24 hour cowboy :cowboy:

warbey
04-01-2012, 20:33
Some four star replies there Santiago..

Think I need to Shell out on new Binoculars though. :D

Santiago
04-01-2012, 23:48
Some four star replies there Santiago..

Think I need to Shell out on new Binoculars though. :D

I think an esprESSO will help us all calm down!

Nice one warbs!

Medman
05-01-2012, 10:13
I think an esprESSO will help us all calm down!

Nice one warbs!

It's THAMES like this that in order to keep PACE and avoid making AMOCO the TOTAL thread I will have to JET off and take it upon my ELF to Q8 a new thread but hopefully not BURMAH bridges in doing so. :D

Santiago
05-01-2012, 18:09
It's THAMES like this that in order to keep PACE and avoid making AMOCO the TOTAL thread I will have to JET off and take it upon my ELF to Q8 a new thread but hopefully not BURMAH bridges in doing so. :D

In the words of Eric Morcambe - RUBBISH!!

:raspberry2:

Medman
05-01-2012, 18:17
In the words of Eric Morcambe - RUBBISH!!

:raspberry2:

Jealousy is such a bad trait ......... :fpull: :raspberry:

Santiago
05-01-2012, 23:49
Jealousy is such a bad trait ......... :fpull: :raspberry:

No, exhaustion had set in!

Medman
05-01-2012, 23:55
No, exhaustion had set in!

I've told you before to go easy with 'em chores .......... :laundry::dishes::window::washing::mopfloor::zzz:

Santiago
06-01-2012, 00:05
I've told you before to go easy with 'em chores .......... :laundry::dishes::window::washing::mopfloor::zzz:

No, yesterday it was emails! Because of the jubilee, the summer half term is now a week later and, because all my regulars come the same weeks every year, there are going to be some unhappy people this year. I can't move anyone because that would mean moving everyone right through the season!! So, hence the emails, facebook chats and pm's. Oh what a life!!!!

:doh:

Medman
06-01-2012, 00:12
No, yesterday it was emails! Because of the jubilee, the summer half term is now a week later and, because all my regulars come the same weeks every year, there are going to be some unhappy people this year. I can't move anyone because that would mean moving everyone right through the season!! So, hence the emails, facebook chats and pm's. Oh what a life!!!!

:doh:

Tough at the top !! :D Do you do farm holidays ? ???

Santiago
06-01-2012, 00:16
Tough at the top !! :D Do you do farm holidays ? ???

No, holidays on a farm! Not the same thing.

Medman
06-01-2012, 00:23
No, holidays on a farm! Not the same thing.

That's a pity, you could have told your guests that it's all part fo the fun mucking out a byre :lol:

Santiago
06-01-2012, 00:27
That's a pity, you could have told your guests that it's all part fo the fun mucking out a byre :lol:

No, I just tell the OH that each morning!

Medman
06-01-2012, 00:36
No, I just tell the OH that each morning!

"Old Hag" now that's a nice endearment ! :D

Santiago
06-01-2012, 12:35
"Old Hag" now that's a nice endearment ! :D

More like "Tubby Hubby"!

Medman
06-01-2012, 13:11
More like "Tubby Hubby"!

Now that's cute ........... :superman:

Santiago
06-01-2012, 23:30
Now that's cute ........... :superman:

Well, he is rather - and he's very well house trained!!:laugh:

Medman
07-01-2012, 01:01
Well, he is rather - and he's very well house trained!!:laugh:

Sounds a bit like me ........ :ashamed: :mopfloor::shower::angel4::D

Santiago
07-01-2012, 22:32
Sounds a bit like me ........ :ashamed: :mopfloor::shower::angel4::D

Glad to hear that Mrs. Meddles has you organised!

Medman
09-01-2012, 15:28
Glad to hear that Mrs. Meddles has you organised!

That's the down side of working from home !..............domestication :male:

Santiago
09-01-2012, 23:37
That's the down side of working from home !..............domestication :male:

So that's what you call it. :laugh:

Medman
09-01-2012, 23:39
So that's what you call it. :laugh:

Well at least I clean up my own mess :D

Santiago
09-01-2012, 23:49
Well at least I clean up my own mess :D

That leaves a lot to interpretation ...........

Medman
10-01-2012, 00:02
That leaves a lot to interpretation ...........

No I do Interpretation's work too ! :laugh:

Santiago
10-01-2012, 00:08
No I do Interpretation's work too ! :laugh:

What a noble lad! :whistle:

Medman
10-01-2012, 00:17
What a noble lad! :whistle:

I'm the Scottish Cinderella :spin:

Santiago
10-01-2012, 00:21
I'm the Scottish Cinderella :spin:

Flora McNorm? .....................

Medman
10-01-2012, 00:39
Flora McNorm? .....................

I've been called worse than that in my time :D

Santiago
10-01-2012, 14:58
I've been called worse than that in my time :D

Do tell ....................

Medman
10-01-2012, 21:21
Do tell ....................

**************************************** too hot for this forum obviously :D

Santiago
11-01-2012, 00:00
**************************************** too hot for this forum obviously :D

Nothing's too hot for this forum - it's all under control !
:nono:

Medman
11-01-2012, 09:11
Nothing's too hot for this forum - it's all under control !
:nono:

My gas is at a peep. :shy:

Santiago
11-01-2012, 14:47
My gas is at a peep. :shy:

You've lost me! ...............

Medman
11-01-2012, 16:49
You've lost me! ...............

It's the hot connection to gas and a "peep" is a turned down gas ??? :crazy: Seemples ..... :liar:

Santiago
11-01-2012, 17:04
It's the hot connection to gas and a "peep" is a turned down gas ??? :crazy: Seemples ..... :liar:

Too clever for me! Enough to give me the chillies!!

Medman
11-01-2012, 17:10
Too clever for me! Enough to give me the chillies!!

Is that what an Eskimo ghost gives you ?

Santiago
11-01-2012, 17:33
Is that what an Eskimo ghost gives you ?

Apparently apparitions appear appealingly apposite!

Medman
11-01-2012, 17:37
Apparently apparitions appear appealingly apposite!

Better beware big bad bulls

Santiago
11-01-2012, 17:55
Better beware big bad bulls

Conveniently crafty cads come cackhanded.

Medman
11-01-2012, 18:00
Conveniently crafty cads come cackhanded.

Don't dare dither down deepend

Santiago
11-01-2012, 23:41
Don't dare dither down deepend

Efficiently effervescent exponents eliminate ectomorphs.

Medman
11-01-2012, 23:46
Efficiently effervescent exponents eliminate ectomorphs.

Funny fat French female fell

Santiago
12-01-2012, 00:08
Funny fat French female fell

Generally good gals google gladly

Medman
12-01-2012, 00:14
Generally good gals google gladly

Happy Harrys have healthy hearts

Santiago
12-01-2012, 00:20
Happy Harrys have healthy hearts

Investigating instant informants invalidates inventory. :zzz:

Medman
12-01-2012, 00:34
Investigating instant informants invalidates inventory. :zzz:

Jolly Janis just jangled jewellery :hello:

Ecky Thump
12-01-2012, 09:34
Jolly Janis just jangled jewellery :hello:

Karin Kelly Keeps Kings Krispies.........:stupid:

Medman
12-01-2012, 14:52
Karin Kelly Keeps Kings Krispies.........:stupid:

Looking lovely leaves ladies longing

Santiago
12-01-2012, 15:43
Looking lovely leaves ladies longing

Many mickles mak much muckle

Medman
12-01-2012, 15:54
Many mickles mak much muckle

Nifty Norm never needs nothing (suppose that means I always need something :D )

Santiago
12-01-2012, 16:04
Nifty Norm never needs nothing (suppose that means I always need something :D )

Only opposing orators ostensibly oscillate.

Ooooo! Grammatical corrections, whatever next?

Medman
12-01-2012, 16:14
Only opposing orators ostensibly oscillate.

Ooooo! Grammatical corrections, whatever next? Tieing my own shoelaces ?

Perhaps purely pontificating pleases people

Santiago
12-01-2012, 23:20
Tieing my own shoelaces ?

Perhaps purely pontificating pleases people:cheeky:

Questions quickly quelled quirky quips

Medman
13-01-2012, 09:04
:cheeky:

Questions quickly quelled quirky quips

Recent revelations report repetitive ramblings

Santiago
13-01-2012, 23:38
Recent revelations report repetitive ramblings

Sometimes simple semantics score sublimely.

And if someone else doesn't join in soon - you get the X and Z!:raspberry2:

Medman
14-01-2012, 12:48
Sometimes simple semantics score sublimely.

And if someone else doesn't join in soon - you get the X and Z!:raspberry2:

Terrific times today till tomorrow

Santiago
14-01-2012, 18:00
Terrific times today till tomorrow

Umpteen unacknowledged ultimately ugly utterances

Medman
14-01-2012, 19:14
Umpteen unacknowledged ultimately ugly utterances

Various views verify violent vendettas

Santiago
14-01-2012, 23:29
Various views verify violent vendettas

We want whisky without water.