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We want whisky without water.
Xanthochroic xanthippes x-ray xeric xiphosurans :whistle:
Santiago
16-01-2012, 15:13
Xanthochroic xanthippes x-ray xeric xiphosurans :whistle:Well done! Now for the Z!!!!!
You youthful yeomen yachting yonder ............
Well done! Now for the Z!!!!!
You youthful yeomen yachting yonder ............
Zoetic zappy zany zoologists zizz :crazy::zzz:
Santiago
16-01-2012, 17:30
Zoetic zappy zany zoologits zizz :crazy::zzz:
Brilliant - 10 out of 10 - or A* as it is nowadays!
:bowdown:
Brilliant - 10 out of 10 - or A* as it is nowadays!
:bowdown:
Not a bad wee thread, think I'll start one for this and see how it goes. Will make it six so as not to confuse with the 5 letter one.
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Does that mean Normal People can post on here again..?...:wow:.
Does that mean Normal People can post on here again..?...:wow:.
Yes, will you tell any that you know please ..:D
Santiago
17-01-2012, 00:07
Does that mean Normal People can post on here again..?...:wow:.
Well, Norm has posted very regularly but Al much less so!eek2:
Well, Norm has posted very regularly but Al much less so!eek2:
Was it something we said ? Al was a stalwart of the Fun & Games. :cry:
Was it something we said ? Al was a stalwart of the Fun & Games. :cry:
:hide: Hiya funster's ,I still flit in and out but its seems so quiet on here,its great when its busy and i doff my cap to you 2 for keeping things rolling,:bowdown::bowdown::D
:hide: Hiya funster's ,I still flit in and out but its seems so quiet on here,its great when its busy and i doff my cap to you 2 for keeping things rolling,:bowdown::bowdown::D
Ya big numpty, get back on here and it will be busier :D Miss oor wee exchanges :cry:
So do i Norm!!!
Us little ? boy blues have got to stick together. Let's get the banter goin again
Us little ? boy blues have got to stick together. Let's get the banter goin again
I enjoy it but its tough when its quiet, ive been on the mini clip pool :D
I enjoy it but its tough when its quiet, ive been on the mini clip pool :D
Tell me about it ! Gotta go now; she who must be obeyed is up early to go to Aberdeen so I have been beckoned. See you back soon Al.. :hello:
OK... Nice one Norm.
Home Alone :laugh:
Santiago
17-01-2012, 23:37
Home Alone :laugh:
Gosh, what have I missed? Has the alphabetical films suddenly moved to here?
Nice to see Al posting again - more please!!:hello:
Gosh, what have I missed? Has the alphabetical films suddenly moved to here?
Nice to see Al posting again - more please!!:hello:
Al doesn't know what he's missing. Loads of new fairly regular posters on here now as well as us old stalwarts.
Santiago
18-01-2012, 14:47
Al doesn't know what he's missing. Loads of new fairly regular posters on here now as well as us old stalwarts.
Old? Who's old? Although on second thoughts - maybe me!!!
2194
Old? Who's old? Although on second thoughts - maybe me!!!
2194
Old = Experienced :bowdown:
Old = Experienced :bowdown:
Experience = Knowledge.....;)
Experience = Knowledge.....;)
Knowledge = Power ....... :p
Santiago
18-01-2012, 23:56
Knowledge = Power ....... :p
Power = Computer ......:devil2:
Power = Computer ......:devil2:
Computer = Google :typing:
Computer = Google :typing:
Google=Beerfan........:crylaughing:
Google=Beerfan........:crylaughing:
Beerfan = a device for cooling your lager ???
Beerfan = a device for cooling your lager ???
Confused??? Beerfan Googles most of his replies.;)
Confused??? Beerfan Googles most of his replies.;)
It's ok Carol, I knew what you meant. Just my usual drivel although I'm not as daft as Ecky looks :crylaughing:
It's ok Carol, I knew what you meant. Just my usual drivel although I'm not as daft as Ecky looks :crylaughing:
You should see him today, five teeth broken at the front, two of those have been taken out, he is in agony, but wont take any more pain killers, silly sod!;)
You should see him today, five teeth broken at the front, two of those have been taken out, he is in agony, but wont take any more pain killers, silly sod!;)
You've been a bit rough with him then ?
You've been a bit rough with him then ?
He was moving a big rock down at the allotment with a couple of friends and a steel bar broke and hit him, at least he is quiet for a change, but still not a pretty sight.( He never was!);)
He was moving a big rock down at the allotment with a couple of friends and a steel bar broke and hit him, at least he is quiet for a change, but still not a pretty sight.( He never was!);)
Maybe help him get into shape for June as we won't be able to eat as much :D
Ecky Thump
19-01-2012, 10:14
Maybe help him get into shape for June as we won't be able to eat as much :D
My body has been compared with that of Charles Atlas.:bowdown:
But, unfortunately it has been decomposing in a grave since 1972!
My body has been compared with that of Charles Atlas.:bowdown:
But, unfortunately it has been decomposing in a grave since 1972!
Aye, my body is a temple ----------------------- of doom ! :D
Sounds a bit sore the old teeth thing. Didn't think gardening was as dangerous ! Take care. :scared:
Santiago
19-01-2012, 23:58
Sorry to hear about your teeth Ecky. Not a happy thing, however whisky will deaden the pain as long as you use plenty!
Sorry to hear about your teeth Ecky. Not a happy thing, however whisky will deaden the pain as long as you use plenty!
Mixed with a bit of Polyfilla should do the trick
Santiago
20-01-2012, 15:11
Mixed with a bit of Polyfilla should do the trick
And some ceramic chips .....................
And some ceramic chips .....................
With plenty of vinegar
Santiago
20-01-2012, 15:36
With plenty of vinegar
There's a word which goes with that but I am not about to get thrown off the forum by using it!! Back to filling in my tax form.
There's a word which goes with that but I am not about to get thrown off the forum by using it!! Back to filling in my tax form.
Geez a kloo :dontknow:
Santiago
20-01-2012, 23:45
Geez a kloo :dontknow:
It has liquid connections..........
Ecky Thump
21-01-2012, 01:01
It has liquid connections..........
Sewage.......:D
Sewage.......:D
Must be a West country thing :dontknow: :doh:
Santiago
21-01-2012, 23:54
Must be a West country thing :dontknow: :doh:
Indubitably .............................
Indubitably .............................
Is it salt ?
Santiago
22-01-2012, 16:33
Is it salt ?
No! ...........................
No! ...........................
Mustard ? .................
Santiago
22-01-2012, 23:38
Mustard ? .................
No, nor is it pepper!
No, nor is it pepper!
Is it something dirty ? :p
Santiago
23-01-2012, 23:54
Is it something dirty ? :p
All depends on how you define "dirty".
All depends on how you define "dirty".
I forget what the question was .......... :doh:
Santiago
24-01-2012, 15:08
I forget what the question was .......... :doh:
I forgot what the answer was!!!!!!!
Now, just play nice ......
I forgot what the answer was!!!!!!!
Now, just play nice ......
Don't know any other way ........ :devil2:
Santiago
24-01-2012, 23:18
Don't know any other way ........ :devil2:
Oh, yes, you do!
Oh, yes, you do!
Oh------------ no I don't !!
Santiago
25-01-2012, 15:01
Oh------------ no I don't !!
Oooooooh, yes, you dooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Oooooooh, yes, you dooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
This is becoming a pantomime (oh yes it is)
Santiago
25-01-2012, 22:50
Ecky doesnt think so..
Oh, yes, he does!
Oh, yes, he does!
Look behind You..!
Look behind You..!
I've checked my mirrors and it's only me :spin:
I've checked my mirrors and it's only me :spin:
Would You blow into this please Sir.?
Would You blow into this please Sir.?
Best offer today so far ..... :D
Santiago
26-01-2012, 22:13
Best offer today so far ..... :D
You've started again, haven't you?
You've started again, haven't you?
The fun never stops in Med Land :fpull:
Santiago
26-01-2012, 23:31
The fun never stops in Med Land :fpull:
So you say! ................
So you say! ................
And so do I .............
And so do I .............
Do We have a consortium though.?:D
Santiago
27-01-2012, 23:09
Do We have a consortium though.?:D
Well, warbs, do we want to achieve a common goal?
Well, warbs, do we want to achieve a common goal?
I much prefer unusual penalties
Santiago
29-01-2012, 15:53
I much prefer unusual penalties
All in favour say "Aye".
All in favour say "Aye".
Neigh to that Maam.
Keep away from politicky suubject/s or Beerfan will blind Us with Google/s..
The only Chamber I like is the "Pot"....:D:devil2:
Neigh to that Maam.
Keep away from politicky suubject/s or Beerfan will blind Us with Google/s..
The only Chamber I like is the "Pot"....:D:devil2:
Canny beat a bit o' toilet humour
Santiago
29-01-2012, 23:42
Canny beat a bit o' toilet humour
You would know!! :wink2:
You would know!! :wink2:
My speciality apparently :devil2:
Mine is more refined
Ah, a porcelain lavvy :D
Santiago
30-01-2012, 15:29
Ah, a porcelain lavvy :D
I think Fender is flushed with success!
I think Fender is flushed with success!
Hope it doesn't start a chain reaction
Santiago
30-01-2012, 23:54
Hope it doesn't start a chain reaction
Might give us a sink-ing feeling ..............
Might give us a sink-ing feeling ..............
We could always plug our tap dancing
Santiago
02-02-2012, 00:14
We could always plug our tap dancing
Or shower us with praise, the old flanneller!
Has Someone put You on a Drip..?
Has Someone put You on a Drip..?
Probably should, as I'm feeling a bit drained
Santiago
03-02-2012, 14:45
Probably should, as I'm feeling a bit drained
A couple of Harpics and you'll feel a lot better!
A couple of Harpics and you'll feel a lot better!
I have a Camera for the Pics, do You have a Har..?
Santiago
03-02-2012, 23:29
I have a Camera for the Pics, do You have a Har..? :laugh:
Har, har, har, Sam sung while the Cannon went off.
:laugh:
Har, har, har, Sam sung while the Cannon went off.
Clean round the bend the pair of you !
Santiago
05-02-2012, 15:40
Clean round the bend the pair of you !
It's a chain link! ..............
It's a chain link! ..............
Pull the other one
Santiago
05-02-2012, 16:10
Pull the other one
I'll get my cister - n to help if U bend over!
I'll get my cister - n to help if U bend over!
I'm bowl ed over with excitement
Santiago
05-02-2012, 23:38
I'm bowl ed over with excitement
Soap many fun words, I'd lather not razor laugh!
Soap many fun words, I'd lather not razor laugh!
Gillette people talk to you like that? I'd be foaming at the month and put up my right guard
Santiago
06-02-2012, 00:05
Gillette people talk to you like that? I'd be foaming at the month and put up my right guard
..... :snore: .....
..... :snore: .....
As you're sleeping like a baby oil do the same.
Santiago
06-02-2012, 14:47
As you're sleeping like a baby oil do the same.
Take your sham poo-dle and give its Head and Shoulders a wash.
Take your sham poo-dle and give its Head and Shoulders a wash.
Without being too dogmatic I think you are barking up the wrong tree and you mastiff hounded and up setter so much that she said chow chow for now.
Santiago
07-02-2012, 23:58
Without being too dogmatic I think you are barking up the wrong tree and you mastiff hounded and up setter so much that she said chow chow for now.
Retriever, Jack Russell, 'cos Kerry Blue the lot in Newfoundland and it went to Rottweiler back was turned!
Retriever, Jack Russell, 'cos Kerry Blue the lot in Newfoundland and it went to Rottweiler back was turned!
Will have to Pointer in the right direction and Shepherd her in case they Pinscher her Corgi toy car and she would then have to take Beagle action against you.
Santiago
09-02-2012, 23:27
Will have to Pointer in the right direction and Shepherd her in case they Pinscher her Corgi toy car and she would then have to take Beagle action against you.
She'd whippet back and pinscher, those fingernails are shar-pei?
She'd whippet back and pinscher, those fingernails are shar-pei?
The BITCH was feeling melanCOLLIE so I had to RETRIEVER and SETTER straight and LEAD her away before all hell and DALMATION broke loose.
Santiago
12-02-2012, 16:31
The BITCH was feeling melanCOLLIE so I had to RETRIEVER and SETTER straight and LEAD her away before all hell and DALMATION broke loose.
Her friend, Dandie Dinmont, wolfed everything down and would affenpinscher husky friend who'd howl and boxer ears without a cairn the world!
Her friend, Dandie Dinmont, wolfed everything down and would affenpinscher husky friend who'd howl and boxer ears without a cairn the world!
The dog's chum said he would winalot of prizes and he would be proud of his pal.
Santiago
13-02-2012, 15:21
The dog's chum said he would winalot of prizes and he would be proud of his pal.
Cesar gave the Applaws and said "Iams dogged by Organipets
Cesar gave the Applaws and said "Iams dogged by Organipets
The feline expert Mr Kit E Cat seems a nice Chappie and apparently can knock out a fair tune on his slide Jumbone, :doh:
Santiago
14-02-2012, 23:33
The feline expert Mr Kit E Cat seems a nice Chappie and apparently can knock out a fair tune on his slide Jumbone, :doh:
Bonio, oh Bonio, wherefore art thou Bonio? :c2:
Bonio, oh Bonio, wherefore art thou Bonio? :c2:
You should be bard for that one :D
Santiago
15-02-2012, 23:58
You should be bard for that one :D
Was it just a Midsummer Night's Dream?
:ashamed:
Was it just a Midsummer Night's Dream?
:ashamed:
More "Much ado about nothing" if you ask me
Santiago
16-02-2012, 23:03
More "Much ado about nothing" if you ask me
Nah, I think it was a Comedy of Errors!
Nah, I think it was a Comedy of Errors!
Ham letting you off with that one :D
Santiago
16-02-2012, 23:25
Ham letting you off with that one :D
Oh, well, As You Like It!
Oh, well, As You Like It!
Oh I suppose All's well that ends well
Santiago
16-02-2012, 23:51
Oh I suppose All's well that ends well
It will be after the Twelfth Night has passed.
It will be after the Twelfth Night has passed.
Let's celebrate and drink measure for measure
Santiago
17-02-2012, 00:02
Let's celebrate and drink measure for measure
Okay, but don't let Julius Caesar
Okay, but don't let Julius Caesar
Tempest fugit when you are enjoying yourself
Santiago
17-02-2012, 22:15
Tempest fugit when you are enjoying yourself
That's what happens when you get caught up with a Winter's Tale!
That's what happens when you get caught up with a Winter's Tale!
Give me a Big Mac Beth please, I'm starving
Santiago
18-02-2012, 17:48
Give me a Big Mac Beth please, I'm starving
Is she one of the Merry Wives of Windsor?
Is she one of the Merry Wives of Windsor?
I think she was the shrew tamed by King John :dontknow:
Santiago
19-02-2012, 16:50
I think she was the shrew tamed by King John :dontknow:
Bottom, who is Oberon a bank in Athens, has a Hermia caused by a Starveling Robin who was Snug as a Puck!
Bottom, who is Oberon a bank in Athens, has a Hermia caused by a Starveling Robin who was Snug as a Puck!
You're Avon a laugh
Santiago
19-02-2012, 21:20
You're Avon a laugh
Yes! .
Yes! .
Can't beat a play on words, worth every penny.
Santiago
22-02-2012, 14:36
Can't beat a play on words, worth every penny.
Or shilling? ............
Or shilling? ............
I'll just bob along now
Let the red red robin keep bob bob bobbin' along !!!
Let the red red robin keep bob bob bobbin' along !!!
Just singing a song .................
Santiago
27-02-2012, 23:48
Let the red red robin keep bob bob bobbin' along !!!
Make sure he doesn't pound you into the ground.
Make sure he doesn't pound you into the ground.
It's that in Poundland ?
Santiago
29-02-2012, 00:02
It's that in Poundland ?
Eur only making cents occasionally, Meddles!!
Eur only making cents occasionally, Meddles!!
It de pence on how I'm feeling
Santiago
29-02-2012, 23:19
It de pence on how I'm feeling
Or whether it's fiver more, kept under your two pee.
Or whether it's fiver more, kept under your two pee.
Two pee or not two pee; that is the question :whistle:
Santiago
01-03-2012, 22:48
Two pee or not two pee; that is the question :whistle:
Had a yen you would Mark the pes o my friend!!
Had a yen you would Mark the pes o my friend!!
As Mr Diamond said "Money Talks"
Santiago
02-03-2012, 22:54
As Mr Diamond said "Money Talks"
Did he? .....................
Did he? .....................
Yes, but it can't sing a song of sixpence
Santiago
04-03-2012, 22:42
Was Elsie a Tanner.?
Was she a relative of Bob's? .........
Was she a relative of Bob's? .........
Yes and she was a barmaid in The Crown
Santiago
05-03-2012, 23:36
Yes and she was a barmaid in The Crown
It's back to pounding cents into people again!
It's back to pounding cents into people again!
That's a pesa nonsense
Santiago
06-03-2012, 15:08
That's a pesa nonsense
This thread is just going rand and rand to be franc.
This thread is just going rand and rand to be franc.
You can say that a yen
You can say that a yen
I prefer to sing,....a song of sixpence..
I prefer to sing,....a song of sixpence..
I prefer to eat ....... my dinar
Santiago
06-03-2012, 23:55
I prefer to eat ....... my dinar
Is this the rial thing, shekel-ed
Is this the rial thing, shekel-ed
Lats it, you have burst my ruble
Santiago
07-03-2012, 23:36
Lats it, you have burst my ruble
Pula 'nother one, you old krone
Pula 'nother one, you old krone
Your's asking for a Baht in the mouth
Your's asking for a Baht in the mouth
Who couldnt care a Tuppenny Toss.?
Go and complain to Franc....:D:D
Santiago
09-03-2012, 00:02
Who couldnt care a Tuppenny Toss.?
Go and complain to Franc....:D:D
Oh, dirham going to get a dram ........
Oh, dirham going to get a dram ........
I wasn't trying to Riyal you
starling
09-03-2012, 18:33
I wasn't trying to Riyal you
Are you sure you wasn't taking the pes-ata?
Are you sure you wasn't taking the pes-ata?
No I wasn't trying to gourde dalasi
starling
09-03-2012, 19:01
No I wasn't trying to gourde dalasi
What about a ring git
What about a ring git
Naw, I'd rather Taka Dram ........ :cheers2:
starling
09-03-2012, 22:19
Naw, I'd rather Taka Dram ........ :cheers2:
.........Go at it then rolleyes2:
Santiago
10-03-2012, 00:00
.........Go at it then rolleyes2:
. :sleeping:
. :sleeping:
It' all right for Som ................wake up ST it's Saturday :twak:
starling
10-03-2012, 12:20
It' all right for Som ................wake up ST it's Saturday :twak:
Is vatu talking Medman?
Santiago
10-03-2012, 16:23
It' all right for Som ................wake up ST it's Saturday :twak:
Sorry, I went all zloty! :scared:
Sorry, I went all zloty! :scared:
Got to go; there's a Manat the door . :run:
Got to go; there's a Manat the door . :run:
I can hear the POUNDing
I can hear the POUNDing
I'm certainly shilling and able for a change
Santiago
10-03-2012, 23:14
I'm certainly shilling and able for a change
What a sterling fellow! .........
What a sterling fellow! .........
I do enjoy a good exchange ............ Evening ST ma wee pastie :spin:
Santiago
10-03-2012, 23:35
I do enjoy a good exchange ............ Evening ST ma wee pastie :spin:
You can always bank on that ............ Evening Meddles, how's yourself?
You can always bank on that ............ Evening Meddles, how's yourself?
I'll teller that later ..... fine thanks, just chilling after and a big dinner a few beers (quiet night)
Santiago
10-03-2012, 23:50
I'll teller that later ..... fine thanks, just chilling after and a big dinner a few beers (quiet night)
Just for a change ... Quiet here too!
Just for a change ... Quiet here too!
It all counts ............... doesn't seem like Saturday, and certainly not like Tenerife :cry:
Santiago
11-03-2012, 22:51
It all counts ............... doesn't seem like Saturday, and certainly not like Tenerife :cry:
Wallet get any better if you purse your lips?
Wallet get any better if you purse your lips?
I will take notes later
Ecky Thump
12-03-2012, 09:37
I will take notes later
Thats a stirling idea.
Thats a stirling idea.
Aye, a huv money a gid wan ................morning Eric
Ecky Thump
12-03-2012, 09:51
Aye, a huv money a gid wan ................morning Eric
Morning to you, I am just going to have breakfast and as the man said...."has cost thee mony a weary nibble":cheeky:
Morning to you, I am just going to have breakfast and as the man said...."has cost thee mony a weary nibble":cheeky:
Aye, money Burns a hole in pocket tae
Santiago
12-03-2012, 23:51
Aye, money Burns a hole in pocket tae
If you put on your MacIntosh you might get off Scott free!
If you put on your MacIntosh you might get off Scott free!
You've got a Braveheart talking tae us like that
starling
13-03-2012, 20:27
Ah Ken Too.!
Tai Kwon Do :D
Tai Kwon Do :D
I too have a T Shirt.
starling
13-03-2012, 20:37
I too have a T Shirt.
I too have tattoo
starling
13-03-2012, 20:53
A story in Pictures.?
And definitely 3d because of lumps & bumps
And definitely 3d because of lumps & bumps
A braille T shirt ....... cool, can't wait to get my hands on one of them :whistle:
Santiago
14-03-2012, 23:31
A braille T shirt ....... cool, can't wait to get my hands on one of them :whistle:
Does it have handles?
Does it have handles?
Just "luuuuv" ones :whistle:
starling
15-03-2012, 18:40
Just "luuuuv" ones :whistle:
..............What other types are there?:eyebrows:
Santiago
15-03-2012, 23:21
..............What other types are there?:eyebrows:
Manhandles ........................
Manhandles ........................
Bag Handles ?
Santiago
16-03-2012, 23:40
Bag Handles ?
Door handles ..................
Door handles ..................
Fork Handles .......... :crylaughing: a la two ronnies
Santiago
17-03-2012, 21:54
Fork Handles .......... :crylaughing: a la two ronnies
Fork Lift .......................... Loved that skit by the two Ronnies - my favourite was the 0's!!
Ford Lift .......................... Loved that skit by the two Ronnies - my favourite was the 0's!!
Masters of comedy timing and all clean stuff too (unless you have a dirty mind) :laugh:
starling
18-03-2012, 18:14
Masters of comedy timing and all clean stuff too (unless you have a dirty mind) :laugh:
Know idea what this threads about but............
Fork lift truck :dontknow:
Santiago
19-03-2012, 15:00
Know idea what this threads about but............
Fork lift truck :dontknow:
This thread is about whatever comes to mind when you want to be the one who has the last word!
starling
19-03-2012, 15:04
This thread is about whatever comes to mind when you want to be the one who has the last word!
......Oh, Goodbye then :hello:
Santiago
19-03-2012, 15:23
......Oh, Goodbye then :hello:
Bye ...............:agree:
Bye ...............:agree:
Sell ! ............
Santiago
19-03-2012, 15:35
Sell ! ............
Purchase? ...............
Purchase? ...............
You want to purchase a cell ?
starling
19-03-2012, 17:09
You want to purchase a cell ?
.................Phone or prison?
.................Phone or prison?
I'll take the phone thank you
starling
19-03-2012, 17:14
I'll take the phone thank you
...............American Express ?
...............American Express ?
Send it as fast as you like :D
starling
19-03-2012, 22:48
Send it as fast as you like :D
I'll text it then.
Santiago
19-03-2012, 23:30
I'll text it then.
I've got lost ........................
starling
20-03-2012, 09:04
I've got lost ........................
....Psst, wanna buy a sat-nav ?
....Psst, wanna buy a sat-nav ?
No looky looky on here please :ban:
starling
20-03-2012, 14:35
No looky looky on here please :ban:
......And a Rolex..... Asda price?
......And a Rolex..... Asda price?
Lovely Jubbly ....... 2664
starling
20-03-2012, 16:23
Lovely Jubbly ....... 2664
................and no VAT
................and no VAT
Vat Free Diet for Del
Santiago
21-03-2012, 00:09
Vat Free Diet for Del
Del? Short for Delicious?
And definitely 3d because of lumps & bumps
Age tells.
Years ago 3 dimensional would read Three Pence.......doh.....:D:devil2::D
Age tells.
Years ago 3 dimensional would read Three Pence.......doh.....:D:devil2::D
And buy you single ciggy (match included)
Ecky Thump
22-03-2012, 08:24
I'm sure I won't get the last word today, but I am sure I will get the first word, as the wife is still in her bed snoring.:zzz::zzz:
I'm sure I won't get the last word today, but I am sure I will get the first word, as the wife is still in her bed snoring.:zzz::zzz:
Where all sensible people should be. Morning Eric :hi:
Ecky Thump
22-03-2012, 08:55
Where all sensible people should be. Morning Eric :hi:
Good Morning to you too and a lovely one it is, I'm afraid to wake Carol up, she will see the sunshine and think what a great day to got to Ayr (shops:(), me I am happy with the allotment!;)
Good Morning to you too and a lovely one it is, I'm afraid to wake Carol up, she will see the sunshine and think what a great day to got to Ayr (shops:(), me I am happy with the allotment!;)
Sounds like a plan - let sleeping dogs lie :doh: :scared: :sorry: Lovely morning here. Great for alloting. :agree:
Santiago
22-03-2012, 23:48
Sounds like a plan - let sleeping dogs lie :doh: :scared: :sorry: Lovely morning here. Great for alloting. :agree:
Could you please push some of that sunshine down here? We have had a cloudy day with a little rain this evening!
Could you please push some of that sunshine down here? We have had a cloudy day with a little rain this evening!
Looks like we are finished with the sunshine so it must be on it's way. Still keeping the dryness at the moment.
Santiago
23-03-2012, 17:50
Looks like we are finished with the sunshine so it must be on it's way. Still keeping the dryness at the moment.
Thanks for the sunshine, been an absolutely glorious day and 18C - time to get the shorts aired!
Thanks for the sunshine, been an absolutely glorious day and 18C - time to get the shorts aired!
What a brilliant weekend of weather. We were in Keswick for a couple of days and it was 20 degrees. Back home today and it was the same. Hope this is not our Summer.
Santiago
26-03-2012, 22:18
What a brilliant weekend of weather. We were in Keswick for a couple of days and it was 20 degrees. Back home today and it was the same. Hope this is not our Summer.
It was, and still is, absolutely lovely. I was mowing grass on Saturday and Sunday and have a nice line where the T-shirt ended and the sun shone on my arms. That was the first cut of the season, seven hours, and I've got to do it all again tomorrow!!
It was, and still is, absolutely lovely. I was mowing grass on Saturday and Sunday and have a nice line where the T-shirt ended and the sun shone on my arms. That was the first cut of the season, seven hours, and I've got to do it all again tomorrow!!
Could certainly get used to it. Better get a wee bit of gardening done tomorrow between working, cooking, housework etc
Santiago
26-03-2012, 22:27
Could certainly get used to it. Better get a wee bit of gardening done tomorrow between working, cooking, housework etc
Yeah!! Right!! You can come and mow my grass if you like!
Yeah!! Right!! You can come and mow my grass if you like!
Do it tomorrow .......... :tongue:
Santiago
26-03-2012, 22:34
Do it tomorrow .......... :tongue:
You're on - only an acre and a half to cut!
You're on - only an acre and a half to cut!
I'll need a ride-on mower for that
Santiago
26-03-2012, 22:41
I'll need a ride-on mower for that
What do you think I use - scissors?
What do you think I use - scissors?
If it took you 7 hours ....... then yes :laugh:
Santiago
26-03-2012, 22:48
If it took you 7 hours ....... then yes :laugh:
You didn't see the height of the grass, let alone the fact that it was wet!!
You didn't see the height of the grass, let alone the fact that it was wet!!
Ah, sorry didn't allow for that. I'll check Google Earth next time :idea:
Santiago
26-03-2012, 22:54
Ah, sorry didn't allow for that. I'll check Google Earth next time :idea:
That won't help, it's not live you know!
Can't stay awake any longer - night all! :wave:
That won't help, it's not live you know!
Can't stay awake any longer - night all! :wave:
Ok, I'll just listen carefully ............. :zzz:
Santiago
27-03-2012, 20:37
Ok, I'll just listen carefully ............. :zzz:
Gosh the weather has been superb all day again. Judging by every forecast I have read, there isn't going to be much of a change either. Yippeeeee!!!!!
Gosh the weather has been superb all day again. Judging by every forecast I have read, there isn't going to be much of a change either. Yippeeeee!!!!!
It's good for the grass apparently.
Santiago
28-03-2012, 14:11
It's good for the grass apparently.
Yes, but not for those who have to mow it as it's growing too fast!
Yes, but not for those who have to mow it as it's growing too fast!
:singing: One girl went to mow, went to mow a meadow :guitar2:
starling
28-03-2012, 17:36
:dog:
:singing: One girl went to mow, went to mow a meadow :guitar2:
...... One man, two men, and his dog went to mow a meadow :dog:
:dog:
...... One man, two men, and his dog went to mow a meadow :dog:
I feel a bout of hayfever coming on ....... :(
starling
28-03-2012, 20:55
I feel a bout of fever coming on ....... :(
...............Everybodies got the fever
That is somethin you all know
Fever is'nt such a new thing
Fever start long ago........
.............................
But what a lovely way to burn !
FEVER
..... Sorry - Get well soon Medman :eyebrows:
...............Everybodies got the fever
That is somethin you all know
Fever is'nt such a new thing
Fever start long ago........
.............................
But what a lovely way to burn !
FEVER
..... Sorry - Get well soon Medman :eyebrows:
I'm only pollen your leg :crazy:
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