Who will have the last word?

[starling]

I'm only pollen your leg :crazy:

.....Well pull the other one then - it's got Canterbury Bells on :lol:

[Medman]

.....Well pull the other one then - it's got Canterbury Bells on :lol:

Ding Dong 2703

[starling]

Ding Dong 2703

...Bell - Pussy's in the well.

[Medman]

...Bell - Pussy's in the well.

Hopefully Tommy Stout will be along shortly ;)

[starling]

Hopefully Tommy Stout will be along shortly ;)
I think he's kinda busy with Miss Muffet :wow:

[Medman]

I think he's kinda busy with Miss Muffet :wow:

Aye, busy fighting off little boy blue and his horn ! :D

[starling]

Aye, busy fighting off little boy blue and his horn ! :D
.....Nah - Too busy chasing Wee Willy Winkie.

[Medman]

.....Nah - Too busy chasing Wee Willy Winkie.

Who was after Betty Boob ....... 2711

[starling]

Who was after Betty Boob ....... 2711


Who was enviously watching Jack & Jill go up the hill.

[Medman]

Who was enviously watching Jack & Jill go up the hill.

For some hanky-panky 2712

[starling]

For some hanky-panky 2712
Was Madonna there too?

[Medman]

Was Madonna there too?

She is always in vogue is our Madge

[Santiago]

She is always in vogue is our Madge

Is everyone mad on this thread? :faint:

[Medman]

Is everyone mad on this thread? :faint:

Not essential but it certainly helps :crazy: :duh:

[starling]

Not essential but it certainly helps :crazy: :duh:
"One flew over the cuckoo's nest" has got nothing on this thread :stupid:

[Medman]

"One flew over the cuckoo's nest" has got nothing on this thread :stupid:

I think a flock flew into the cuckoo's nest :crazy:

[Santiago]

I think a flock flew into the cuckoo's nest :crazy:

Cuckoo's usually fly into other people's nests.

[starling]

Cuckoo's usually fly into other people's nests.
Cuckoo's usually flight into other bird's nests....... Wouldn't want one in mine eek2:

[Santiago]

Cuckoo's usually flight into other bird's nests....... Wouldn't want one in mine eek2:

You live in a nest? :ducky:

[Medman]

You live in a nest? :ducky:

Most starlings do :D

[starling]

Most starlings do :D
What do you think I live in?...............A hutch?

[Medman]

What do you think I live in?...............A hutch?

That would Star-sky not Star-ling :crazy:

[starling]

That would Star-sky not Star-ling :crazy:
How did you know Star-sky was my parents names? Star and Sky came from another planet (of the Apes) and I was named Starling - Star, being my fathers name, and as there is only one sky I couldn't be called after my mother, so 'ling' was added - meaning daughter of Sky :whistle:

[Medman]

How did you know Star-sky was my parents names? Star and Sky came from another planet (of the Apes) and I was named Starling - Star, being my fathers name, and as there is only one sky I couldn't be called after my mother, so 'ling' was added - meaning daughter of Sky :whistle:

What a burd ! :respect:

[starling]

What a burd ! :respect:
..............You'd better believe it! Where do you think my Super Powers came from?

[Medman]

..............You'd better believe it! Where do you think my Super Powers came from?

From way upa sky ................ :alien: :spaceship: :angel4: :angel3:

[starling]

From way upa sky ................ :alien: :spaceship: :angel4: :angel3:

..............There's a Starman waiting in the sky :singing: :stars:

[Medman]

..............There's a Starman waiting in the sky :singing: :stars:

Is that a queue for a song ?

[starling]

Is that a queue for a song ?

Well it's not a snooker queue :spin:

[Medman]

Well it's not a snooker queue :spin:

Or a barber queue

[starling]

Or a barber queue
Not hot enough for that, and the's snow comin' in :cold:

[Medman]

Not hot enough for that, and the's snow comin' in :cold:

Still nice here, a wee bit of rain, but hey, that's nuttin

[Santiago]

Still nice here, a wee bit of rain, but hey, that's nuttin

We could do with some rain, it's just sunshine all the way at the moment.

:sunshine:

[Medman]

We could do with some rain, it's just sunshine all the way at the moment.

:sunshine:

Rain will make your grass grow even quicker

[starling]

Rain will make your grass grow even quicker
..... Always look on the bright side of life..di dum di dum di dum .....:idea:

[Medman]

..... Always look on the bright side of life..di dum di dum di dum .....:idea:

That's what Monty said ...... :whistle:

[starling]

That's what Monty said ...... :whistle:
.... gomery or python?

[Medman]

.... gomery or python?

"And now for something completely different ................"

[starling]

"And now for something completely different ................"

................It's the Holy Grail :pray:

[Medman]

................It's the Holy Grail :pray:

"There's a hole in my grail, dear Liza dear Liza"

[starling]

"There's a hole in my grail, dear Liza dear Liza"
"There's one in my shoe and I don't know what to do?"

[Medman]

"There's one in my shoe and I don't know what to do?"

Mend it dear Starling, dear Starling

[starling]

Mend it dear Starling, dear Starling
With what shall I mend it.......................

[Medman]

With what shall I mend it.......................

Try this ............

2768

[starling]

Try this ............

2768

Ah sole...................

[Medman]

Ah sole...................

Didn't know you spoke Chinese. Velly lubbely. :D

[starling]

Didn't know you spoke Chinese. Velly lubbely. :D
:sorry:- spelt wrong ....meant R sole

[Santiago]

:sorry:- spelt wrong ....meant R sole

Isn't that an Italian song - R Sole Mio?

[Medman]

Isn't that an Italian song - R Sole Mio?

Played by the Big R Soul Band ?

[starling]

Played by the Big R Soul Band ?
.................Wearing 'Smart R's' jeans

[Medman]

.................Wearing 'Smart R's' jeans

and a bum bag

[starling]

and a bum bag
.......'cos they were incontinent

[Medman]

.......'cos they were incontinent

yes,Tenerife

[starling]

yes,Tenerife
Where all the bums are?

[Medman]

Where all the bums are?

On the beach

[starling]

On the beach
...........and Veronica's at night.

[Medman]

...........and Veronica's at night.

Not a patch on The Patch

[Santiago]

Not a patch on The Patch

More like Fixers!

[Medman]

More like Fixers!

Are they all called Jim ?

[Santiago]

Are they all called Jim ?

Jim'll arreglarlo!!!!!!

[Medman]

Jim'll arreglarlo!!!!!!

Wearing a Saville Row suit no doubt .......now then now then

[Santiago]

Wearing a Saville Row suit no doubt .......now then now then

I can almost smell the cigar!!

[Medman]

I can almost smell the cigar!!

I think he wore Cuban heels as well

[Santiago]

I think he wore Cuban heels as well

One thing's for sure, he was a lot more energetic than I am!!

[Medman]

One thing's for sure, he was a lot more energetic than I am!!

Not now :eyebrows:

[Santiago]

Not now :eyebrows:

That's true!! :stupid:

[Medman]

That's true!! :stupid:

Clunk - Click !

[Santiago]

Clunk - Click !

Never missed a trick!

[Medman]

Never missed a trick!

Neither did Debbie McGee ............. well, not a lot

[Santiago]

Neither did Debbie McGee ............. well, not a lot

Do you know that the info on you on this thread shows your gender as "Ayrshire"?
I bet that's a load of bull, isn't it?

:cheeky:

[Medman]

Do you know that the info on you on this thread shows your gender as "Ayrshire"?
I bet that's a load of bull, isn't it?

:cheeky:

It's only since I became the Blocks Champion of the World!! Anyway a bull is male :D

[starling]

It's only since I became the Blocks Champion of the World!! Anyway a bull is male :D
Do you mean a 'boy bull'? And if you said that in Wolverhampton would the people think you were reciting from the scriptures?

[Santiago]

Do you mean a 'boy bull'? And if you said that in Wolverhampton would the people think you were reciting from the scriptures?

A boy bull? What other sorts of bull are there, Starling? :crylaughing:

[Medman]

A boy bull? What other sorts of bull are there, Starling? :crylaughing:

Little white ones ?

[Santiago]

Little white ones ?

Aaaaaaaahhh! Tommy Steele! Oh, those were the days!!

[Medman]

Aaaaaaaahhh! Tommy Steele! Oh, those were the days!!

When you could have a night out with half a sixpence

[starling]

When you could have a night out with half a sixpence
...........And you talk about me belonging to an older generation :twak:

[Medman]

...........And you talk about me belonging to an older generation :twak:

But I'm on second body !

[starling]

But I'm on second body !
............Bionic man eh?

[Medman]

............Bionic man eh?


More iconic ...... :D

[starling]

More iconic ...... :D
...........You spell your 'r's funny :whistle:

[Medman]

...........You spell your 'r's funny :whistle:

You're not the first to say I've got funny r's ....... :bootyshake:

[starling]

You're not the first to say I've got funny r's ....... :bootyshake:
..............Don't think I'll be the last either :eyebrows:

[Medman]

..............Don't think I'll be the last either :eyebrows:

You should see my etchings ............ :painting: :sculptor:

[starling]

:
You should see my etchings ............ :painting: :sculptor:

.......eek2::eek:

[Medman]

:

.......eek2::eek:

There goes your eyesight !! :wow:

[starling]

There goes your eyesight !! :wow:
...........'Spare a penny for the blind Sir'

[Medman]

...........'Spare a penny for the blind Sir'

You should only have risked one eye!

[Santiago]

You should only have risked one eye!

What's that got to do with Etch-a-sketch?

[starling]

What's that got to do with Etch-a-sketch?
.....He wants to send me a 'One I love card' :crylaughing:

[Santiago]

.....He wants to send me a 'One I love card' :crylaughing:

One eye love? That sounds a bit weird!

[Medman]

One eye love? That sounds a bit weird!

I once knew a girl who was so thin that she only needed one eye !

[starling]

I once knew a girl who was so thin that she only needed one eye !
Did they call her Eileen :lol:

[Santiago]

No, Ida - as Ida had two but only one would fit! Notice the clever play on words there - wow, I get better and better!

[Medman]

No, Ida - as Ida had two but only one would fit! Notice the clever play on words there - wow, I get better and better!

Too smart for your own good at times .... :fpull:

[Santiago]

Too smart for your own good at times .... :fpull:

Well, if I don't say it I am darn sure no one else will.

:whistle:

[Medman]

Well, if I don't say it I am darn sure no one else will.

:whistle:

True, true but credit where credit's due (what a poet!) :D

[Santiago]

True, true but credit where credit's due (what a poet!) :D

Credit? Never. I always use cash!

[Medman]

Credit? Never. I always use cash!

Less traceable I presume ... :whistle:

[Santiago]

Less traceable I presume ... :whistle:

Naturally! :laugh:

[Medman]

Naturally! :laugh:

My lips are sealed .............. :tongue:

[Santiago]

My lips are sealed .............. :tongue:

Been chewing the superglue tube again?

[Medman]

Been chewing the superglue tube again?

Lips are sealed but mouse is going mental :crazy:

[starling]

Lips are sealed but mouse is going mental :crazy:
'Thought you were supposed to sniff it not chew it?

[Medman]

'Thought you were supposed to sniff it not chew it?

Stuck on chew ? .........was that not Lionel Richie ?

[Santiago]

Stuck on chew ? .........was that not Lionel Richie ?

Yes, but the real answer for you is Lonnie Donegan - "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight"

[Medman]

Yes, but the real answer for you is Lonnie Donegan - "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight"

More like Alex Ferguson's song .......... what a horrible habit he has, not a pretty sight ...... :v3:

[Santiago]

More like Alex Ferguson's song .......... what a horrible habit he has, not a pretty sight ...... :v3:

Don't know, I don't watch football, only rugby and cricket! Have you seen the 20/20 Indian matches on ITV4 - some of them are hilarious!

[Medman]

Don't know, I don't watch football, only rugby and cricket! Have you seen the 20/20 Indian matches on ITV4 - some of them are hilarious!


Naw, my eyesights not that good

[Santiago]

Naw, my eyesights not that good

Oh, shame. Try Specsavers!!

[Medman]

Oh, shame. Try Specsavers!!

I liked the big black ones with all the dials, but apparently their not for sale :doh:

[Santiago]

I liked the big black ones with all the dials, but apparently their not for sale :doh:

I prefer contacts - much more fun!!!!! :idea:

[Medman]

I prefer contacts - much more fun!!!!! :idea:

Canny beat a big pair o contacts :whistle:

[Santiago]

Canny beat a big pair o contacts :whistle:

Especially when you can keep them in for a month!!

[Medman]

Especially when you can keep them in for a month!!

Especially in the winter

[Santiago]

Especially in the winter

Even better in the summer!!

[Medman]

Even better in the summer!!

Get some in lass .......... :crazy:

[Santiago]

Get some in lass .......... :crazy:

Have a standing order!!

[Medman]

Have a standing order!!

£20.20 a month ?

[starling]

£20.20 a month ?

Is that including VAT?

[Medman]

Is that including VAT?


Naw, you've got to bring yer own wine :cheers2:

[starling]

Naw, you've got to bring yer own wine :cheers2:
But is there a service charge added???

[Medman]

But is there a service charge added???

It depends on what kind of service you need ....... :whistle:

[starling]

It depends on what kind of service you need ....... :whistle:
.......All inclusive - obviously :eyebrows:

[Medman]

.......All inclusive - obviously :eyebrows:

That's definately extras

[starling]

That's definately extras

Will you remove it if I ask for it?

[Medman]

Will you remove it if I ask for it?

Only if you ask nicely :D

[starling]

Only if you ask nicely :D
Puuulllleeeaaassse ...... :v2:

[Medman]

Puuulllleeeaaassse ...... :v2:

Stop begging; I'll take if off :shy:

[starling]

Stop begging; I'll take if off :shy:

..........Pensioners discount????

[Medman]

..........Pensioners discount????

Crinkly Cuts ?

[starling]

Crinkly Cuts ?
It's Wednesday.................. Diamond discount st B&Q

[Medman]

It's Wednesday.................. Diamond discount st B&Q

Getting there with your bus pass ? :dontknow:

[starling]

Getting there with your bus pass ? :dontknow:
Nae...........Chauffeur :steeringwheel:

[Santiago]

Nae...........Chauffeur :steeringwheel:

DIY chauffeur? .............

[Medman]

DIY chauffeur? .............

In a Focus ?

[starling]

In a Focus ?

.................Range Rover

[Medman]

.................Range Rover

More like a B&Q trolley .......... :D

[starling]

More like a B&Q trolley .......... :D
........ You're getting warm.

[Medman]

........ You're getting warm.

It's the thermals ............

[starling]

It's the thermals ............

Didn't think you would need such attire :crylaughing:

[Medman]

Didn't think you would need such attire :crylaughing:

Today's my last day ..........Mayday Mayday

[starling]

Today's my last day ..........Mayday Mayday

R.I.P. :pray:

[Medman]

R.I.P. :pray:


I'll be back :raspberry:

[starling]

I'll be back :raspberry:
Ahhh ....Imitating Big Arnie now eh?.......Terminator :gun:

[Medman]

Ahhh ....Imitating Big Arnie now eh?.......Terminator :gun:

Or the classical music version "I'll be Bach" :laugh:

[starling]

Or the classical music version "I'll be Bach" :laugh:
Is that supposed to be a dog expression ???

[Medman]

Is that supposed to be a dog expression ???

No that was Beethoven :laugh: woof woof

[starling]

No that was Beethoven :laugh: woof woof

I think you're barking up the wrong tree there mate :doggy:

[Medman]

I think you're barking up the wrong tree there mate :doggy:

No that was one of the Two Ronnies

[starling]

No that was one of the Two Ronnies
What's Corbett got to do with Barking Dogs :duh:

[Medman]

What's Corbett got to do with Barking Dogs :duh:

No no Corbett is to do with Sooty ........ you're dawivin me kawazy :fpull:

[starling]

No no Corbett is to do with Sooty ........ you're dawivin me kawazy :fpull:

Sooty Corbett??? Don't you mean Sooty & Sweep :confused::crylaughing:

[Medman]

Sooty Corbett??? Don't you mean Sooty & Sweep :confused::crylaughing:

I don't know what I mean anymore :crazy: Maybe it's Pinky and Perky :pig: :pig:

[starling]

I don't know what I mean anymore :crazy: Maybe it's Pinky and Perky :pig: :pig:
Well that's a new one on me....... barking pigs??? Pehaps you ought to see a doctor Madman - oops! sorry Medman

[Santiago]

See, Meddles, you always get into trouble when I'm not there!!

[Medman]

See, Meddles, you always get into trouble when I'm not there!!

I thought you were trouble ST, but STarling is worse !! :lol:

[Santiago]

I'll be home soon with the fantastic suntan, after a load of sunshine for a week, and then I'll be able to put you right! :nono:

[Medman]

I'll be home soon with the fantastic suntan, after a load of sunshine for a week, and then I'll be able to put you right! :nono:

Can't wait ............ :bootyshake:

[starling]

I thought you were trouble ST, but STarling is worse !! :lol:

Mwwwoooooo trouble ??? :twak:

[Medman]

Mwwwoooooo trouble ??? :twak:

Lucky I'm thick skinned ......... or maybe just thick :doh:

[starling]

Lucky I'm thick skinned ......... or maybe just thick :doh:
..............Huh? What makes you think that?

[Medman]

..............Huh? What makes you think that?

I can handle abuse ! :tongue:

[starling]

I can handle abuse ! :tongue:
You must be used to it then?

[Medman]

You must be used to it then?

When you are as perfect as I am, it creates a lot of jealousy :D

[starling]

When you are as perfect as I am, it creates a lot of jealousy :D
.........So why be so jealous if you're perfect ?

[Medman]

.........So why be so jealous if you're perfect ?

It's not me it's my many adoring followers that are jealous

[starling]

It's not me it's my many adoring followers that are jealous

Oooh! You had me fooled there for a moment. Have you ever thought of seeing a professional about your complex personality?

[Medman]

Oooh! You had me fooled there for a moment. Have you ever thought of seeing a professional about your complex personality?

I don't live in a complex, it's a detached bungalow :raspberry:

[starling]

I don't live in a complex, it's a detached bungalow :raspberry:
Ahh! Got bungalow knees then?

[Medman]

Ahh! Got bungalow knees then?

It's a three storey bungalow so my knees are kept busy :crazy:

[starling]

It's a three storey bungalow so my knees are kept busy :crazy:
With your knees you should be living in a lighthouse.

[Medman]

With your knees you should be living in a lighthouse.

Just sound like ! :lol:

[Santiago]

I don't live in a complex, it's a detached bungalow :raspberry:

What was it detached from?

[Medman]

What was it detached from?

Reality ....... :laugh:

[Santiago]

Reality ....... :laugh:

Now why doesn't that surprise me? :dontknow:

[Medman]

Now why doesn't that surprise me? :dontknow:

Coz you know I'm only a figment of your imagination :spin:

[starling]

Coz you know I'm only a figment of your imagination :spin:
.................Yea - A BIG figment!

[Medman]

.................Yea - A BIG figment!

You been reading my fanmail again ? :D

[starling]

You been reading my fanmail again ? :D
What! all that stuff you send to youself :laugh:
Mind you......... I talk to myself......... Only because I like talking to intelligent people :raspberry:

[Medman]

What! all that stuff you send to youself :laugh:
Mind you......... I talk to myself......... Only because I like talking to intelligent people :raspberry:

All my fans will be raging at you, yes both of them !

[Santiago]

All my fans will be raging at you, yes both of them !

Fans? You wish!!!!

[starling]

Fans? You wish!!!!
.......Electric Fans.......... Am I on the right thread ?

[Medman]

.......Electric Fans.......... Am I on the right thread ?

Are you on the right planet more like ! :laugh:

[starling]

Are you on the right planet more like ! :laugh:
........ No, I'm not actually? :(

[Medman]

........ No, I'm not actually? :(

Time to phone home then

[Santiago]

Time to phone home then

She's not ET, much too pretty for that, aren't you Starling?

[Medman]

She's not ET, much too pretty for that, aren't you Starling?

Not going by her Avatar :lol:

[starling]

She's not ET, much too pretty for that, aren't you Starling?

Yes of course Darling ST .......Absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Look at my Avatar - havent I got beautiful hair?

[Santiago]

Yes of course Darling ST .......Absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Look at my Avatar - havent I got beautiful hair?

Yes, lovely, and all over your body just like Medman - only his is much coarser!

[Medman]

Yes of course Darling ST .......Absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Look at my Avatar - havent I got beautiful hair?

You're certainly not a Brazilian beauty....... :whistle:

[Santiago]

You're certainly not a Brazilian beauty....... :whistle:

Have you been enlarging the photos again?

[Medman]

Have you been enlarging the photos again?

I've got a zoom lense .. :wow: :eyebrows:

[starling]

You're certainly not a Brazilian beauty....... :whistle:
What do you know about Brazilians MM? Waxing perhaps :crylaughing:

[Medman]

What do you know about Brazilians MM? Waxing perhaps :crylaughing:

Nuts !! ................

[starling]

Nuts !! ................
Yes...... we know you are, you don't have to flaunt it!

[Medman]

Yes...... we know you are, you don't have to flaunt it!

Can't hide talent (MGT) :laugh:

[starling]

Can't hide talent (MGT) :laugh:
.........You're not doing too bad - so far!

[Medman]

.........You're not doing too bad - so far!

Don't want to scare the natives by exposing my ability

[starling]

Don't want to scare the natives by exposing my ability
.....Exposing your what :confused:

[Medman]

.....Exposing your what :confused:

My ability to offer love and consideration to the general populous :spin:

[starling]

My ability to offer love and consideration to the general populous :spin:
........Oh no! Not another Joe God bloke!

[Medman]

........Oh no! Not another Joe God bloke!

Who him ? ..............

[starling]

Who him ? ..............
No .....hymn :)

[Medman]

No .....hymn :)

Who Ben Hur ?

[starling]

Who Ben Hur ?
How can Hur be a he? Isn't it a she?

[Medman]

How can Hur be a he? Isn't it a she?

Maybe he's in a harem pretending to be She-ra

[Santiago]

Maybe he's in a harem pretending to be She-ra

Thought he was on the galleys!

[Medman]

Thought he was on the galleys!

Just like you ST, slaving away in the kitchen ........... :washingmachine::mopping::dishes::window:

[Santiago]

Just like you ST, slaving away in the kitchen ........... :washingmachine::mopping::dishes::window:

It's the folks in the Dungeon, always wanting BBQ's, etc.,

[Medman]

It's the folks in the Dungeon, always wanting BBQ's, etc.,

Lock 'em in and throw away the key. That should stop them.

[Santiago]

Lock 'em in and throw away the key. That should stop them.

Fraid to cos they have the keys to the "medicine" cupboard!

[Medman]

Fraid to cos they have the keys to the "medicine" cupboard!

Good point, don't want to be too harsh. Are you now back from your wee surprise holiday ?

[Santiago]

Good point, don't want to be too harsh. Are you now back from your wee surprise holiday ?

Sadly, yes. It was only a week as a special treat for my huge numbered birthday. It was very strange because it was light until about 9pm and we are used to it being dark by 6.30 at the latest. Different clientèle as well, it's usually geriatric old fools like us, but the age group was more 20's, 30's, 40's! Jolly cold at night, too, not a bit like we are used to in the winter. You going out soon?

[Medman]

Sadly, yes. It was only a week as a special treat for my huge numbered birthday. It was very strange because it was light until about 9pm and we are used to it being dark by 6.30 at the latest. Different clientèle as well, it's usually geriatric old fools like us, but the age group was more 20's, 30's, 40's! Jolly cold at night, too, not a bit like we are used to in the winter. You going out soon?

Just booked it today for my huge numbered birthday too. Two weeks from 24th June at TRG. Flights not cheap, but haven't been this year so lah dee dah.

[Santiago]

Just booked it today for my huge numbered birthday too. Two weeks from 24th June at TRG. Flights not cheap, but haven't been this year so lah dee dah.

Same for us with the flights - but what the heck! I hope it's warmed up at night by then - pack a pair of woolly socks just in case!!

[Medman]

Same for us with the flights - but what the heck! I hope it's warmed up at night by then - pack a pair of woolly socks just in case!!

Hopefully use the socks to avoid my feet getting burned ..... :sunburn:

[Santiago]

Hopefully use the socks to avoid my feet getting burned ..... :sunburn:

Yes, the temp got up to 31C during the day, but down to 16C at night with a cold north east wind. It will probably have changed by the end of June! :wave:

[Medman]

Yes, the temp got up to 31C during the day, but down to 16C at night with a cold north east wind. It will probably have changed by the end of June! :wave:

Should do........... :snore:

[starling]

Should do........... :snore:
Wimp............

[Medman]

Wimp............

Some like it hot ! :sunshine:

[starling]

Some like it hot ! :sunshine:
La Mumba perhaps :tongue:

[Medman]

La Mumba perhaps :tongue:

Hotter than that ! :coffee:

[Santiago]

Hotter than that ! :coffee:

Perhaps when you're there it will be chilli at night!!!!:laugh:

[Medman]

Perhaps when you're there it will be chilli at night!!!!:laugh:

I will check the Local Pepper and find out ....... :D

[starling]

I will check the Local Pepper and find out ....... :D

Bitter make it soon......:D

[Medman]

Bitter make it soon......:D

It's gonna be Mild !

[starling]

It's gonna be Mild !

No .... It's gonna be hot, hot, hot......

[Medman]

No .... It's gonna be hot, hot, hot......

I like that a lot lot lot :D

[starling]

QUOTE=Medman;175254]I like that a lot lot lot :D[/QUOTE]
Ole Ole Ole Ole
Ole Ole Ole Ole :band: :afro: :banana: Thats what I'll be singing when I start my cruise

[Medman]

QUOTE=Medman;175254]I like that a lot lot lot :D
Ole Ole Ole Ole
Ole Ole Ole Ole :band: :afro: :banana: Thats what I'll be singing when I start my cruise[/QUOTE]

Don't go too close to the shore, it could costa fortune to get home

[starling]

Ole Ole Ole Ole
Ole Ole Ole Ole :band: :afro: :banana: Thats what I'll be singing when I start my cruise

Don't go too close to the shore, it could costa fortune to get home[/QUOTE]
I'll summon the helicopter....

[Medman]

Or thumb a lift from a passing dinghy ....... :paragliding:

[starling]

Or thumb a lift from a passing dinghy ....... :paragliding:

Ahoy there Pugwash.....Any room for a littlun?

[Medman]

Ahoy there Pugwash.....Any room for a littlun?

Ok, I'll ska--weez you in

[Santiago]

Ok, I'll ska--weez you in

I have had two young men on their knees all day in my lounge! :tongue:

[Medman]

I have had two young men on their knees all day in my lounge! :tongue:

A la Grease............ tell me more, tell me more !

[Santiago]

A la Grease............ tell me more, tell me more !

They've been drinking tea like it's going out of fashion! I had to go out and buy more milk!

[Medman]

They've been drinking tea like it's going out of fashion! I had to go out and buy more milk!

Was that to bathe their knees ?

[Santiago]

Was that to bathe their knees ?

Don't know what they did with it, I just kept making it. They're back again tomorrow as well, so I've got in 160 tea bags just in case!

[Medman]

Don't know what they did with it, I just kept making it. They're back again tomorrow as well, so I've got in 160 tea bags just in case!

Why do you keep your tea bags in a case ? :spin:

[Santiago]

Why do you keep your tea bags in a case ? :spin:

Sorry, was talking to a friend called Justin Case! :crylaughing:

[Medman]

Sorry, was talking to a friend called Justin Case! :crylaughing:

And you are his sister Nut :D

[starling]

And you are his sister Nut :D
Everyone's a fruit & nut case :harp:

[Medman]

Everyone's a fruit & nut case :harp:

Some more than others ........... :spin:

[starling]

Some more than others ........... :spin:
......... you should know :harp:

[Santiago]

......... you should know :harp:

Oh, yes, he's clever that way!

[Medman]

Oh, yes, he's clever that way!

Thanks girls, I am an utter nutter spotter :D

[starling]

Thanks girls, I am an utter nutter spotter :D
Perhaps so........ but you like it :eyebrows:

[Medman]

Perhaps so........ but you like it :eyebrows:

Wouldn't have it any other way ! (but open to suggestions :laugh: )