Who will have the last word?

[starling]

Well twitterers tweet dont they .... ???

I've no idea what twitterers do....... thought that was more up your street?
I know pheasant pluckers pluck pheasants till the pheasant plucking's done...if that's any good!

[hackney58]

It's not in the Cambridge dictionary so there :raspberry:

It's will not be in yours!!!!! try the Cambridge dictionary the one printed after 1935

[Medman]

I've no idea what twitterers do....... thought that was more up your street?
I know pheasant pluckers pluck pheasants till the pheasant plucking's done...if that's any good!

I'm just more of twit than a twitter :crazy: Your on the right track with the plucking, just don't tweet it too fast

[starling]

It's will not be in yours!!!!! try the Cambridge dictionary the one printed after 1935

Watch it Hackney ...... you're not too far away :neener:

[hackney58]

Watch it Hackney ...... you're not too far away :neener:

Calm down love. Don't get them in a twist. You have my admiration!!!! Anybody who can make that many posts and still find time to visit the library deserves a well done from me x

[Medman]

Calm down love. Don't get them in a twist. You have my admiration!!!! Anybody who can make that many posts and still find time to visit the library deserves a well done from me x

If she gets you, you will be "well done" :lol:

[starling]

If she gets you, you will be "well done" :lol:

......'Av less 'for a set mi ferretts on't pair o' yo' :feret::feret::feret:

[Medman]

......'Av less 'for a set mi ferretts on't pair o' yo' :feret::feret::feret:

Eh up lass, best send for ferret plucker's son

[starling]

Eh up lass, best send for ferret plucker's son

.....Glad you don't think I'm old enough for his father :crylaughing: erruuffff

[Medman]

.....Glad you don't think I'm old enough for his father :crylaughing: erruuffff

The boy needs experience ......... :scared:

[hackney58]

The boy needs experience ......... :scared:

I don't really want to say much more, as I think some Yorkshire girls have issue's.:hole:

[Medman]

I don't really want to say much more, as I think some Yorkshire girls have issue's.:hole:

Aye Big Issues !! :laugh:

[starling]

Aye Big Issues !! :laugh:

Yeah.......... Bigger than you can imagine. :soapbox:

[Medman]

Yeah.......... Bigger than you can imagine. :soapbox:


Is this you ? ...........3943

[starling]

Is this you ? ...........3943

...........Could be - I fell in some custard once..............What is it

[Medman]

...........Could be - I fell in some custard once..............What is it

It's Big Bird

[starling]

It's Big Bird

Nah............... Not me. I'm no yella belly :turkey:

[Medman]

Nah............... Not me. I'm no yella belly :turkey:

Or a fan of Sesame Street :D

[starling]

Or a fan of Sesame Street :D

.......... Is that near Downing Street ???

[Medman]

.......... Is that near Downing Street ???

No, but it's also full of crazy characters :duh:

[warbey]

Well twitterers tweet dont they .... ???


Birds of a Feather.?


Could be, Half of Yorkshire on here Sithee.!

[Santiago]

Birds of a Feather.?


Could be, Half of Yorkshire on here Sithee.!

Yorkshire? Where's that?

[Sal]

Yorkshire? Where's that?

I believe it's up North.........................It's grim up North.............allegedly!

[Santiago]

I believe it's up North.........................It's grim up North.............allegedly!

Isn't the North Pole up north? I don't think it's grim there as it should be all white and snowy!

[Sal]

Isn't the North Pole up north? I don't think it's grim there as it should be all white and snowy!

White and snowy sounds grim to me! Give me wall-to-wall sunshine any day!

[Santiago]

White and snowy sounds grim to me! Give me wall-to-wall sunshine any day!

But it's so pretty, especially with those lovely, cuddly polar bears running all over it!

[starling]

But it's so pretty, especially with those lovely, cuddly polar bears running all over it!

What!!! Polar Bears in Yorkshire ??? Whatever next...Swans in Swanage rolleyes2:

[Santiago]

What!!! Polar Bears in Yorkshire ??? Whatever next...Swans in Swanage rolleyes2:

Cats in Catterick? ..................

[starling]

Cats in Catterick? ..................

Dogs in Barking..........

[Medman]

Dogs in Barking..........

Ants in Antwerp ?

[starling]

Ants in Antwerp ?

Fish in Fishguard ........

[Medman]

Fish in Fishguard ........

Hounds in Hounslow .......:whistle:

[starling]

Hounds in Hounslow .......:whistle:

Cows in Cowes.............. :lol:

[Medman]

Cows in Cowes.............. :lol:

Kids in Kidderminster .......... goat tae be kiddin

[starling]

Kids in Kidderminster .......... goat tae be kiddin

Horses in Horesham

[Santiago]

Horses in Horesham

Swans in Swansea ..........

[Medman]

Swans in Swansea ..........

And we know who put the Corn in Cornwall ........ :lol:

[starling]

And we know who put the Corn in Cornwall ........ :lol:

Ducks in Bath..................:lol:

[Medman]

Ducks in Bath..................:lol:

Hens in Henley .............

[starling]

Hens in Henley .............

Bulls in Hereford

[Medman]

Bulls in Hereford

Yorkies in Yorkshire .......

[Santiago]

Yorkies in Yorkshire .......

Oxen in Oxford ...................

[Medman]

Oxen in Oxford ...................

Turkey in Turkey ............ :sorry:

[Santiago]

Turkey in Turkey ............ :sorry:

Born in Bournemouth .................

[Medman]

Born in Bournemouth .................

What kind of animal is a born ? Well you are the farmhand, so it must be right !:D

[Santiago]

What kind of animal is a born ? Well you are the farmhand, so it must be right !:D

Must have been the turkey!!

Dogs in Dogdyke ..............

[Medman]

Must have been the turkey!!

Dogs in Dogdyke ..............

Barn owl in Barnsley

[Santiago]

Barn owl in Barnsley

Sows in Sowerby .............

[Medman]

Sows in Sowerby .............

Bats in Battersea

[Santiago]

Bats in Battersea

Pekes in Speke .........................

[Medman]

Pekes in Speke .........................

Whales in Wales ................. :twak: (I'll get my coat)

[Santiago]

Whales in Wales ................. :twak: (I'll get my coat)

Seals in Sealand ................. :hi:

[Medman]

Seals in Sealand ................. :hi:

Goose in Goose Green

[starling]

Goose in Goose Green

Shire Horse in Derby-Shire

[Medman]

Shire Horse in Derby-Shire

Shrew in Shrewsbury .......... tamed of course

[starling]

Shrew in Shrewsbury .......... tamed of course

Rams in Ramsgate

[Santiago]

Rams in Ramsgate

Otters in Ottery St. Mary

[Medman]

Otters in Ottery St. Mary

Lamb in Lambeth ............

[Santiago]

Lamb in Lambeth ............

Polecats in Polegate ............

[Medman]

Polecats in Polegate ............

Hamster in Hamstead

[Santiago]

Hamster in Hamstead

Crows in Crowborough

[Medman]

Crows in Crowborough

Ravens in Ravenscraig .......

[Santiago]

Ravens in Ravenscraig .......

Hawks in Hawkesbury ........

[Medman]

Hawks in Hawkesbury ........

Mare in Weston-Super-Mare

[starling]

Mare in Weston-Super-Mare

Sheep in Sheepsbridge

[Medman]

Sheep in Sheepsbridge

Colt in Colchester .............

[starling]

Colt in Colchester .............

Doves in Dover

[Medman]

Doves in Dover

Wolves in Wolverhampton

[starling]

Wolves in Wolverhampton

Rams in Ramsgate

[Medman]

Rams in Ramsgate

Eagles in Eaglesham

[starling]

Eagles in Eaglesham

Lions in Longleat

[Medman]

Lions in Longleat

Cats in Kathmandhu .......... is that a barrel I hear being scraped ? :whistle:

[starling]

Cats in Kathmandhu .......... is that a barrel I hear being scraped ? :whistle:

Panthers in Durham :whistle::whistle:durham:whistle:durham, durham :whistle::whistle:durham:whistle:

[hackney58]

Panthers in Durham :whistle::whistle:durham:whistle:durham, durham :whistle::whistle:durham:whistle:

Whales in Wales

[Medman]

Whales in Wales

Emus in Hull ................ :sorry:

[starling]

Emus in Hull ................ :sorry:

Boars in Borehamwood

[Santiago]

Boars in Borehamwood

Fish in Fishguard .....................

[Medman]

Fish in Fishguard .....................

Dogs in Isle of Dogs .......

[starling]

Dogs in Isle of Dogs .......

Swines in Swineshead

[Medman]

Swines in Swineshead

Bat in Bath ...........

[starling]

Bat in Bath ...........

Water Spaniel in Bath .........

[Medman]

Water Spaniel in Bath .........

Chick in Chickerell .......

[Santiago]

Chick in Chickerell .......

Cocks in Cockermouth .........

[Medman]

Cocks in Cockermouth .........

Duck in Dukinfield .............

[starling]

Duck in Dukinfield .............

Terriers in Airedale.........

[Santiago]

Terriers in Airedale.........

Bulldog from Bulwell ......

[starling]

Bulldog from Bulwell ......

Finches in Finchley

[Medman]

Finches in Finchley

Otter in Otter St Mary

[starling]

Otter in Otter St Mary

Bears in Paddington.........

[Medman]

Bears in Paddington.........

Pigs in Ham pshire

[starling]

Pigs in Ham pshire

Terriers in Boston

[warbey]

Young Horses from Coltishall.

[Santiago]

Young Horses from Coltishall.

Polecat from Polegate ..............

[Medman]

Polecat from Polegate ..............

Bears in Bearsden .......

[starling]

Bears in Bearsden .......

Buzzards in Leighton

[Santiago]

Buzzards in Leighton

Blue tits in Titchfield :whistle:

[Medman]

Blue tits in Titchfield :whistle:

Mussel in Musselburgh ............

[Santiago]

Mussel in Musselburgh ............

Newts in Newtown .........

[Medman]

Newts in Newtown .........

Bucks in Buckhaven .............

[Santiago]

Bucks in Buckhaven .............

Calves in Calne ......................

[Medman]

Calves in Calne ......................

Wrens in Renfrew ...........

[TenerifeFanatic]

Wrens in Renfrew ...........Ankles in Anster

[Medman]

Ankles in Anster

Vat eez an ankle, a burd, animal, fish. Geeza cloo

[TenerifeFanatic]

Vat eez an ankle, a burd, animal, fish. Geeza clooAn ankle of course...how's yours?

[Medman]

An ankle of course...how's yours?

There's something afoot tonight

[TenerifeFanatic]

There's something afoot tonightCould be knee high.....??????

[Medman]

Could be knee high.....??????

I tremble at the thought ....... :whistle:

[TenerifeFanatic]

I tremble at the thought ....... :whistle:Thought so!!!

[Medman]

Thought so!!!

The thigh's the limit (with a lisp)

[Santiago]

Now come on, toe the line!

[Medman]

Now come on, toe the line!

You stick to the calves ST :D

[TenerifeFanatic]

You stick to the calves ST :DLife's "a bummer"!!

[Medman]

Life's "a bummer"!!

Let's not waist this thread

[Santiago]

Life's "a bummer"!!

Cheeky!! .................

[Medman]

Cheeky!! .................

Chest a minute, let's not waist this thread

[TenerifeFanatic]

Let's not waist this threadPlease keep abreast of matter in hand!!!

[Santiago]

Please keep abreast of matter in hand!!!

Hip, hip Hooray! ...................

[Medman]

Hip, hip Hooray! ...................

Is that the breast you can do ?

[Santiago]

Is that the breast you can do ?

I kneeded a break!

[Medman]

I kneeded a break!

It's all 'armless fun anyway

[TenerifeFanatic]

It's all 'armless fun anywayLet's not get Lilly liveried......

[Medman]

Let's not get Lilly liveried......

Or give each other the cold shoulder

[TenerifeFanatic]

Or give each other the cold shoulder"kidney" bear it!!

[Medman]

"kidney" bear it!!

I can't stomach much more of this

[Santiago]

"kidney" bear it!!

Ear, ear!! ...................

[TenerifeFanatic]

I can't stomach much more of thisNo head for heights?

[Medman]

Ear, ear!! ...................

Eye eye .............

[Santiago]

:sleeping:
No head for heights?

Spineless! .............

[Medman]

Spineless! .............

Gutless ............

[TenerifeFanatic]

Spineless! .............I have the "heeling" touch.........

[Medman]

I have the "heeling" touch.........

You lucky sole

[TenerifeFanatic]

You lucky soleMy palm is so handy.......

[Medman]

My palm is so handy.......

I'm not going to point any fingers

[TenerifeFanatic]

I'm not going to point any fingersI'm going to nail you........

[Medman]

I'm going to nail you........

Have a heart

[TenerifeFanatic]

Have a heartDeep throat.......

[Medman]

Deep throat.......

Lip Service .......... :whistle:

[TenerifeFanatic]

M
Lip Service .......... :whistle:Bit of a hairy story......

[Medman]

Bit of a hairy story......

For such a boney lass

[TenerifeFanatic]

For such a boney lassAt such an "eyebrow" affair........

[Medman]

At such an "eyebrow" affair........

As long as no one else nose

[TenerifeFanatic]

As long as no one else noseWot? About this shindig?

[Medman]

Wot? About this shindig?

Don't want to get their back up

[TenerifeFanatic]

Don't want to get their back upYou've got the neck for anything.......

[Medman]

You've got the neck for anything.......

It's just word of mouth actually

[TenerifeFanatic]

It's just word of mouth actuallyAnd who'll give you the elbow?

[Medman]

And who'll give you the elbow?

Some humorous part no doubt

[TenerifeFanatic]

Some humorous part no doubtAnd then you'll be up a gum tree.

[Medman]

And then you'll be up a gum tree.

I'll still keep my chin up

[TenerifeFanatic]

I'll still keep my chin upYou're a bit long in the tooth for that!

[Medman]

You're a bit long in the tooth for that!

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it

[TenerifeFanatic]

I'll cross that bridge when I come to itIs that the bridge over the colonic irrigation system?

[Medman]

Is that the bridge over the colonic irrigation system?

No, the bridge over my troubled waters

[AL JAY]

Is that the bridge over the colonic irrigation system?


Thats a load of ***** .....:bootyshake: :wink2::wow:

[TenerifeFanatic]

Thats a load of ***** .....:bootyshake: :wink2::wow:The thread has been broken!! Ello Al Jay!

[AL JAY]

The thread has been broken!! Ello Al Jay!


Sorry guys didn't realise till i scrolled back... ello Liz & Normski :D

[TenerifeFanatic]

Sorry guys didn't realise till i scrolled back... ello Liz & Normski :DYou are exonerably excused!!!

[AL JAY]

You are exonerably excused!!!


Ta luv mwah mwah!

[TenerifeFanatic]

Ta luv mwah mwah!Ooooooohhh rather enjoyed that!!:whistle:

[AL JAY]

Ooooooohhh rather enjoyed that!!:whistle:


Blushes..... :shy: :wink2:

[TenerifeFanatic]

Blushes..... :shy: :wink2:Yeah.....I do feel the heat up here!!:wow:

[AL JAY]

Yeah.....I do feel the heat up here!!:wow:


*Puts head in ice bucket* :whistle:

[TenerifeFanatic]

*Puts head in ice bucket* :whistle:You'll be a nice cool dude!!

[AL JAY]

You'll be a nice cool dude!!


Just Chillin.....:hightemp: :spin:

[Medman]

Just Chillin.....:hightemp: :spin:

I certainly was chillin'. The Forum kept freezin on me and I gave up. Aplogies for my sudden departure.

[starling]

I certainly was chillin'. The Forum kept freezin on me and I gave up. Aplogies for my sudden departure.

:snore::snore::snore: Sure it wasn't a cop-out :whistle:

[Medman]

:snore::snore::snore: Sure it wasn't a cop-out :whistle:

What ? .......... a young chap like me ? :D

[starling]

What ? .......... a young chap like me ? :D

..............Even more reason :wink2:

[Medman]

..............Even more reason :wink2:

True, us babes need our ugly sleep ........ :cheeky:

[starling]

True, us babes need our ugly sleep ........ :cheeky:

................Sleep with Babes, and you get up with nappy rash!

[Medman]

................Sleep with Babes, and you get up with nappy rash!

Is that what it is ? Ows about that then guys and gals :smoking:

[starling]

Is that what it is ? Ows about that then guys and gals :smoking:

...... Yes! ... And did you hear about the group of dyslexic parents who went and kicked Jimmy Somerville to death?

[Medman]

...... Yes! ... And did you hear about the group of dyslexic parents who went and kicked Jimmy Somerville to death?

No ......................

[starling]

No ......................

..... Well, ye have now!

[Medman]

..... Well, ye have now!

True .............

[Santiago]

True .............

Is it? ...................

[Medman]

Is it? ...................

Yes ..................

[Santiago]

Yes ..................

How do you know? ........

[Medman]

How do you know? ........

A little bird told me ...... :laugh: (starling)

[Santiago]

A little bird told me ...... :laugh: (starling)

But how did starling know?

[Medman]

But how did starling know?

I thought you told her :dontknow:

[Ecky Thump]

I thought you told her :dontknow:



Women don't need telling, they know everything!!:hide:

[Medman]

Women don't need telling, they know everything!!:hide:

Did Carol give you permission to say that ? .. :nono:

[Ecky Thump]

Did Carol give you permission to say that ? .. :nono:



Ooop's now I'm in for a spanking......naughty, but nice!!:D

[Medman]

Ooop's now I'm in for a spanking......naughty, but nice!!:D

Remember to put it on Youtube. Is that your 3 weeks up already ?

[Ecky Thump]

Remember to put it on Youtube. Is that your 3 weeks up already ?


Yep, that's three weeks all done and dusted, flights and apartment booked for May 2013, Carol is at this very moment booking more flights for October 2013!!

This being retired is hard work, but someone has to do it.:D

[Medman]

Yep, that's three weeks all done and dusted, flights and apartment booked for May 2013, Carol is at this very moment booking more flights for October 2013!!

This being retired is hard work, but someone has to do it.:D

And you are both so good at it too ..:respect:

[Ecky Thump]

And you are both so good at it too ..:respect:




To increase our work load, we have decided to book four weeks in Tenerife next October!!:jumping:

[Medman]

To increase our work load, we have decided to book four weeks in Tenerife next October!!:jumping:

Steady on now; don't want to be over-doing it at your time of life and I'm not sure if there is a months supply of Dorada Sin on Tenerife !!

[Santiago]

Steady on now; don't want to be over-doing it at your time of life and I'm not sure if there is a months supply of Dorada Sin on Tenerife !!

They fly it in 'specially for Ecky as long as he gives plenty of notice!!

[Medman]

They fly it in 'specially for Ecky as long as he gives plenty of notice!!

At least he doesn't get a THUMPing headache in the morning :D

[Santiago]

At least he doesn't get a THUMPing headache in the morning :D

And if he did he would never admit to it!

[Medman]

And if he did he would never admit to it!

That's because any headaches are caused by Carol ......... :twak: .......:whistle:

[Santiago]

That's because any headaches are caused by Carol ......... :twak: .......:whistle:

Never!!!!!

[Medman]

Never!!!!!

Eric assures me it's true. She actually has a double-barrel rolling pin :tongue:

[Ecky Thump]

Eric assures me it's true. She actually has a double-barrel rolling pin :tongue:


And she has a electronic cattle probe that she uses to great effect!!:scared:

[Santiago]

And she has a electronic cattle probe that she uses to great effect!!:scared:

Ooooooow! Painful. Made me come over all unnecessary!!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked025.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Ecky Thump]

Tomorrow I am going to buy a new Pentax camera, they say it has a shutter speed so fast,,,,,,that it will take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!!!! :run::hide:

[Santiago]

Tomorrow I am going to buy a new Pentax camera, they say it has a shutter speed so fast,,,,,,that it will take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!!!! :run::hide:

Oh dear, Ecky, you are treading on dangerous ground with that remark!!

[Medman]

Oh dear, Ecky, you are treading on dangerous ground with that remark!!

Carol must be out tonight ! :D

[Santiago]

Carol must be out tonight ! :D

I'm going before the forum explodes!!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sw018.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Ecky Thump]

I'm going before the forum explodes!!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sw018.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)



It has hit the fan already, I asked Carol if she wanted a glass of wine and she told me exactly where to place the bottle.:wow:

[starling]

It has hit the fan already, I asked Carol if she wanted a glass of wine and she told me exactly where to place the bottle.:wow:

.........I'll second that!

[Ecky Thump]

.........I'll second that!

The camera does work as its said in the advert, but Carol was quicker with the bottle!!;)

[starling]

The camera does work as its said in the advert, but Carol was quicker with the bottle!!;)

................ You Men! Y'll never learn will ya :twak:

[Carol55]

................ You Men! Y'll never learn will ya :twak:


I married him in 1966...its too late for Ecky to change now!!:laugh:

[starling]

I married him in 1966...its too late for Ecky to change now!!:laugh:

I've got one the same Carol.... Married him in 1965. Find it much easier training and handling dogs :wow: :dogwalk:

[Medman]

I've got one the same Carol.... Married him in 1965. Find it much easier training and handling dogs :wow: :dogwalk:

Struth ! I'm only a learner at 35 years. Is that why I still do as I'm told ? :D

[starling]

Struth ! I'm only a learner at 35 years. Is that why I still do as I'm told ? :D

.............Mind you! I was VERY young when I married :whistle:

[Medman]

.............Mind you! I was VERY young when I married :whistle:

Child bride, yeh, heard it ........ :crylaughing:

[starling]

Child bride, yeh, heard it ........ :crylaughing:

Yea.... I was so young - I was my own bridesmaid.

[Ecky Thump]

.............Mind you! I was VERY young when I married :whistle:

Mine was a prearranged marriage and I am sure that it was illegal as I was only SEVEN at the time of the forced event!!:whistle:

[Medman]

Mine was a prearranged marriage and I am sure that it was illegal as I was only SEVEN at the time of the forced event!!:whistle:

But what age were you when you got married ? :D

[starling]

But what age were you when you got married ? :D

......I take it your question is for ecky???

[Medman]

......I take it your question is for ecky???

Yip, I'm just envisaging the "forced event" :devil2:

[Ecky Thump]

Yip, I'm just envisaging the "forced event" :devil2:

Envisage no more...The Bridesmaid(s) got five years each from the Judge for the "Forced Event"!!;)

[Santiago]

Envisage no more...The Bridesmaid(s) got five years each from the Judge for the "Forced Event"!!;)

Yes, but look what Carol got!!!!!!!!!!!!:bowdown:

[Medman]

Yes, but look what Carol got!!!!!!!!!!!!:bowdown:

A life sentence !!! :D

[Santiago]

A life sentence !!! :D

Of hard labour!!!!!:mopping::dishes::laundry::washing::win dow:

[Medman]

Of hard labour!!!!!:mopping::dishes::laundry::washing::win dow:

Nah, more like ... :wine::wine::cooking::wine::wine::mopfloor::wine:: wine::laundry::wine::wine::washingline::wine::wine ::nails::reading::wine::wine::boxing::wine::wine:: argue::wine::wine::snooze:

[Santiago]

I just didn't want to overdo it! :laugh:

[Medman]

I just didn't want to overdo it! :laugh:

As if you would ST..... :D

[Santiago]

As if you would ST..... :D

Moi? I am the model for modesty and decorum!

[Ecky Thump]

Moi? I am the model for modesty and decorum!


And known to tell the odd porky!!;)

[Santiago]

And known to tell the odd porky!!;)

OOoooooh! How could you intimate that I am less than honest? And anyway, my porkies aren't odd, they're even!

[warbey]

OOoooooh! How could you intimate that I am less than honest? And anyway, my porkies aren't odd, they're even!


There is reallly no answer to that Statement (without an Infracshun).....lol

[Santiago]

There is reallly no answer to that Statement (without an Infracshun).....lol

I am so glad you realised that!

[Ecky Thump]

I am so glad you realised that!

Did you know that a Jet2 aircraft was found to have smoke in its cabin?
:D

[Santiago]

Did you know that a Jet2 aircraft was found to have smoke in its cabin?
:D

I didn't know you were on it, Skeggy!!:wow:
:crylaughing:

[Ecky Thump]

I didn't know you were on it, Skeggy!!:wow:
:crylaughing:



Miss Marples only travels by bus!!

[Santiago]

Miss Marples only travels by bus!!

Gosh, it must take a time to get to the Reef - and what about the last bit by sea?

[Ecky Thump]

Gosh, it must take a time to get to the Reef - and what about the last bit by sea?

The bus was on a ferry.:duh:

[Santiago]

The bus was on a ferry.:duh:

Clever stuff, Ecky! I prefer to fly.

[Ecky Thump]

Clever stuff, Ecky! I prefer to fly.

But, you get smoke in the cabin!

[Santiago]

But, you get smoke in the cabin!

No, it's okay, they banned smoking ages ago!!

[Ecky Thump]

No, it's okay, they banned smoking ages ago!!

Apparently not on Jet2 planes from Glasgow.

[Santiago]

Apparently not on Jet2 planes from Glasgow.

Well, of course, Scotland is different so I expect that smoking rules are different too!

[Ecky Thump]

Well, of course, Scotland is different so I expect that smoking rules are different too!


The men wear skirts here and no one bothers about it.

[Santiago]

The men wear skirts here and no one bothers about it.

I don't think there is an answer to that - well not one which I can publish!!!!!!!!

[Ecky Thump]

I don't think there is an answer to that - well not one which I can publish!!!!!!!!

From the cleaner in Father Ted.....Go on, Go on, Go On!

[Santiago]

From the cleaner in Father Ted.....Go on, Go on, Go On!

Well, I thought about it but then decided not to just in case I was banished from the Forum!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-scared003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Medman]

Well, I thought about it but then decided not to just in case I was banished from the Forum!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-scared003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Go on, Go on, Go on ........ :crylaughing:........ :scared:

[Ecky Thump]

Go on, Go on, Go on ........ :crylaughing:........ :scared:

Oooo you orrible man.:D

[Medman]

Oooo you orrible man.:D

I try !! I can smell the garlic from here !

[Ecky Thump]

I try !! I can smell the garlic from here !


42 planted today! Pulled up some onions today the size of water melons, carrots like cucumbers.:wow:

[Medman]

42 planted today! Pulled up some onions today the size of water melons, carrots like cucumbers.:wow:

That will make Carol's eyes water ... :D

[Ecky Thump]

That will make Carol's eyes water ... :D

She has always been happy with my gherkin.:o

[Medman]

She has always been happy with my gherkin.:o

Should have gone to Specsavers ........:D

[Ecky Thump]

Should have gone to Specsavers ........:D


All good things come in small packages!

[Medman]

All good things come in small packages!

There's a answer to that but ..................... :bricks: :ban: