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Ian55
01-08-2011, 16:53
Ok all as this died in the last Tenerife forum, I'll have another go ;)

The object is to have the Last Word,and Ecky its not for chatting up all the single women either ;)


Happy posting and will it be you ?

Medman
01-08-2011, 16:55
Ok all as this died in the last Tenerife forum, I'll have another go ;)

The object is to have the Last Word,and Ecky its not for chatting up all the single women either ;)


Happy posting and will it be you ?

Yes ! :bootyshake:

Goforgold
01-08-2011, 17:11
Yes ! :bootyshake:

Me!! :twak:

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 17:15
Ok all as this died in the last Tenerife forum, I'll have another go ;)

The object is to have the Last Word,and Ecky its not for chatting up all the single women either ;)


Happy posting and will it be you ?

Who is this Ian55? Is he a good moderator or a bad one.... and why don't I know about him ??? :D

Oh, by the way.... I will have the last word :raspberry2:

Goforgold
01-08-2011, 17:17
Who is this Ian55? Is he a good moderator or a bad one.... and why don't I know about him ??? :D

Oh, by the way.... I will have the last word :raspberry2:

Ooops!!! I didn't look at the Avatar, but then I never do, so didn't notice he is a Moderator !!:bowdown:

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 17:23
Ooops!!! I didn't look at the Avatar, but then I never do, so didn't notice he is a Moderator !!:bowdown:

Eagle eyes Max strikes again.... a newbie too. Umm, this is obviously somebody we know using a new name.... Le plot thickens :eyebrows:

Goforgold
01-08-2011, 17:26
Eagle eyes Max strikes again.... a newbie too. Umm, this is obviously somebody we know using a new name.... Le plot thickens :eyebrows:

Did you mean new Moderator, I don't think so - in my opinion of course!! Not like the 'new' one on the other thread - rat ;)

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 17:29
Did you mean new Moderator, I don't think so - in my opinion of course!! Not like the 'new' one on the other thread - rat ;)

Have you been drinking this afternoon, GFG.... :D

Goforgold
01-08-2011, 17:30
Have you been drinking this afternoon, GFG.... :D

No, that must be the problem - withdrawals!!!! ;)

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 17:34
No, that must be the problem - withdrawals!!!! ;)


Quite possibly.... go and get some alcohol down your throat! ;)

Medman
01-08-2011, 17:38
Quite possibly.... go and get some alcohol down your throat! ;)

Sound advice from max once again :trink2:............. It's me again .... :raspberry2:

Goforgold
01-08-2011, 17:39
Sound advice from max once again :trink2:............. It's me again .... :raspberry2:

On a diet!!......................... to many cakes!! :(

Medman
01-08-2011, 17:41
On a diet!!......................... to many cakes!! :(

Is there such a thing as too many cakes ??

Goforgold
01-08-2011, 17:42
Is there such a thing as too many cakes ??

Yes, when things are too tight!! :)

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 17:46
Yes, when things are too tight!! :)

Pass the cakes and alcohol over here then, I need to put some weight on....

Medman, do you know who Ian55 is.... ;)

Medman
01-08-2011, 17:55
Pass the cakes and alcohol over here then, I need to put some weight on....

Medman, do you know who Ian55 is.... ;)

Nope, seems strange it's a first post. Slodgedad where are you ?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 17:58
Nope, seems strange it's a first post. Slodgedad where are you ?

We need a public inquiry... :D

Ian55
01-08-2011, 17:59
Not new all was a Mod on 'tother Forum before we came here and I still have the last word :bootyshake::bootyshake:

Medman
01-08-2011, 17:59
We need a public inquiry... :D

Ian55 does seem familiar. Maybe he's been away ??

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 18:03
Not new all was a Mod on 'tother Forum before we came here and I still have the last word :bootyshake::bootyshake:

I don't believe you... are you an imposter? Did you know having more than one profile is against the rules... :D

Are you a good guy or bad guy, and are you open to bribery... :eyebrows:

Medman
01-08-2011, 18:05
I don't believe you... are you an imposter? Did you know having more than one profile is against the rules... :D

Are you a good guy or bad guy, and are you open to bribery... :eyebrows:

I think he is a mod who is off his rocker ..........

Ian55
01-08-2011, 18:05
Ian55 does seem familiar. Maybe he's been away ??



I have been away , they only let me out of Holloway last week :devil2:

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 18:08
Aha, a criminal mod... marvellous, he should be up for a bit of bribery :eyebrows:

Hang on a minute, isn't Holloway a womans prison... Are you a transvestite :eek:

Medman
01-08-2011, 18:09
I have been away , they only let me out of Holloway last week :devil2:

Welcome Home :wave:

Ian55
01-08-2011, 18:13
Aha, a criminal mod... marvellous, he should be up for a bit of bribery :eyebrows:

Hang on a minute, isn't Holloway a womans prison... Are you a transvestite :eek:


Only on Odd months Maxine

Medman
01-08-2011, 18:16
Only on Odd months Maxine

Just helps them out when they're busy ......... :bellydancer:

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 18:19
I could get to like this mystery mod... he has a sense of humour like my own :D




Arrggghhhh my cocker spaniel has just caught a huge lizard, and I now have a lizards tale throwing itself around with blood spurting out of it... :v3:

Somebody come and take it away.... Pleeaassseeeee

Medman
01-08-2011, 18:22
I could get to like this mystery mod... he has a sense of humour like my own :D




Arrggghhhh my cocker spaniel has just caught a huge lizard, and I now have a lizards tale throwing itself around with blood spurting out of it... :v3:

Somebody come and take it away.... Pleeaassseeeee

Inticing an offer as it may seem, on this occasion I must decline

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 18:26
Inticing an offer as it may seem, on this occasion I must decline


Wimp.... I thought you were supposed to be my brave knight in shining armour :rolleyes:

Medman
01-08-2011, 18:36
Wimp.... I thought you were supposed to be my brave knight in shining armour :rolleyes:

Oops bloomin halo's slipped already. I only slay dragons, I don't clear up the mess. I have staff for that.

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 18:39
Oops bloomin halo's slipped already. I only slay dragons, I don't clear up the mess. I have staff for that.

It was the size of a dragon, and I believe they are related...

I've managed to rescue the lizard, but his tail was still dancing away last time i looked... Pffft, who needs brave knights! My cocker spaniel better watch out, if the lizard goes and gets his dad, he's in BIIIGGGG trouble... :D

Medman
01-08-2011, 18:43
It was the size of a dragon, and I believe they are related...

I've managed to rescue the lizard, but his tail was still dancing away last time i looked... Pffft, who needs brave knights! My cocker spaniel better watch out, if the lizard goes and gets his dad, he's in BIIIGGGG trouble... :D

A la "Jaws" ............ I think we will need a bigger dog :doggy2::dog::grufalo:

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 18:48
Anybody got a Great Dane I can borrow.... Oh, that sounds rude! :eek:

slodgedad
01-08-2011, 20:31
Welcome back, Ian, and taraaaaa....:bootyshake::whistle:

Sal
01-08-2011, 20:39
Ho-hum............I wonder? :wink2:

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 20:40
Slodge.... Do you have a confession or two to make? :D

Leam_Lin
01-08-2011, 20:43
There used to be an "ian_55 in the games, he was the top scorer on the pontoon type game, if I remember correctly.

slodgedad
01-08-2011, 20:44
Slodge.... Do you have a confession or two to make? :D

?????????. I'm welcoming back to the fold a highly respected member of the old Mod team, nothing more.

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 20:46
?????????. I'm welcoming back to the fold a highly respected member of the old Mod team, nothing more.

We've been teasing him this afternoon... now he's gone it's your turn! ;)

Ian55
01-08-2011, 21:00
We've been teasing him this afternoon... now he's gone it's your turn! ;)

I was gone Maxine.................................... and still am !!

Goforgold
01-08-2011, 21:05
We've been teasing him this afternoon... now he's gone it's your turn! ;)

I told you he wasn't new - but you wouldn't believe me!! ;)

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 22:36
I told you he wasn't new - but you wouldn't believe me!! ;)

You're such a creep at times GFG... :D

Ecky Thump
01-08-2011, 22:45
Ok all as this died in the last Tenerife forum, I'll have another go ;)

The object is to have the Last Word,and Ecky its not for chatting up all the single women either ;)


Happy posting and will it be you ?

Ah, the return of Mr Supa Dupa Mod Ian55 the man who jumps to the aid of all women....young or old!:laugh:

Welcome back Ian and are you back at Camping Naughty or in the UK?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 22:56
Ah, the return of Mr Supa Dupa Mod Ian55 the man who jumps to the aid of all women....young or old!:laugh:

Welcome back Ian and are you back at Camping Naughty or in the UK?


He's just come out of Holloway... :D

Ecky Thump
01-08-2011, 23:03
He's just come out of Holloway... :D

Mr Supa Dupa would go to any lengths to be in the company of you ladies.:bowdown:

Maxine, be aware that he also has a foot fetish.

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 23:10
Mr Supa Dupa would go to any lengths to be in the company of you ladies.:bowdown:

Maxine, be aware that he also has a foot fetish.


What, another one!!! Between you, Medman and him, I'm going to have my work cut out for me... :D

Ecky Thump
01-08-2011, 23:13
What, another one!!! Between you, Medman and him, I'm going to have my work cut out for me... :D

Medman and I have no hope now that we have the return of Mr Supa Dupa Mod Ian55!

admin
01-08-2011, 23:13
Ian55 was a mod on the old forum. He had some time off for a while, but was always very measured in his modding, which is valuable in this line of work, so when i found an unanswered PM from him to Zarion the other day, asking why he could not access the forum, I contacted him and invited him back as a moderator as he know the ropes and does not need training :D

Ian, You forgot to mention in the rules that in order to win, your post must go 24 hours without a reply. :D

PS: I will ALWAYS have the last word ;)

Ecky Thump
01-08-2011, 23:16
Ian55 was a mod on the old forum. He had some time off for a while, but was always very measured in his modding, which is valuable in this line of work, so when i found an unanswered PM from him to Zarion the other day, asking why he could not access the forum, I contacted him and invited him back as a moderator as he know the ropes and does not need training :D

Ian, You forgot to mention in the rules that in order to win, your post must go 24 hours without a reply. :D

PS: I will ALWAYS have the last word ;)

In his case, the last word was always a challenge.

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 23:17
Ian55 was a mod on the old forum. He had some time off for a while, but was always very measured in his modding, which is valuable in this line of work, so when i found an unanswered PM from him to Zarion the other day, asking why he could not access the forum, I contacted him and invited him back as a moderator as he know the ropes and does not need training :D

Ian, You forgot to mention in the rules that in order to win, your post must go 24 hours without a reply. :D

PS: I will ALWAYS have the last word ;)


Oh no you won't.... Anyway, haven't you got some work you should be doing, I'm much better qualified to sort these foot fetishists out... :raspberry2:

Goforgold
02-08-2011, 00:21
Too hot to sleep!! :( ........................... :)

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 00:27
I'm knackered, but can't be bothered to move.... and i need to sort the kitchen out yet :cry:

Ecky Thump
02-08-2011, 00:33
I'm knackered, but can't be bothered to move.... and i need to sort the kitchen out yet :cry:

Excuses.......;)

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 00:39
Excuses.......;)

Aw, come and do it for me Ecky... I'll show you my shoes! :D

Medman
02-08-2011, 08:53
Aw, come and do it for me Ecky... I'll show you my shoes! :D

Did Ecky arrive or is it a load of cobblers ? :D

Ecky Thump
02-08-2011, 08:57
Did Ecky arrive or is it a load of cobblers ? :D

In my dreams.;)

Medman
02-08-2011, 09:05
In my dreams.;)

Ecky is a daydream believer and Maxine is his home coming Queen ......... :cloud9: :queen:

Leam_Lin
02-08-2011, 09:08
Ecky is a daydream believer and Maxine is his home coming Queen ......... :cloud9: :queen:

Medman is the new Musical Director.................

Medman
02-08-2011, 09:22
Medman is the new Musical Director.................

Leam_Lin recognises dormant creativity :guitar2:

Ian55
02-08-2011, 09:29
Maxine

I have a refreshing cure for feet fetishes it involves ice cubes :yum:


And Ecky you know that no matter how hard you try the last word is mine :devil2:

Medman
02-08-2011, 09:43
Maxine

I have a refreshing cure for feet fetishes it involves ice cubes :yum:


And Ecky you know that no matter how hard you try the last word is mine :devil2:

Ian and Ecky have history

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 10:49
Maxine

I have a refreshing cure for feet fetishes it involves ice cubes :yum:


And Ecky you know that no matter how hard you try the last word is mine :devil2:


Sounds interesting.... But I'll out gab you any day! :raspberry2:

Medman
02-08-2011, 11:29
Sounds interesting.... But I'll out gab you any day! :raspberry2:

My money's on MaxineC ( C for chatterbox ? ) :D

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 11:33
My money's on MaxineC ( C for chatterbox ? ) :D


That's one of the kinder things it stands for... :whistle:

Medman
02-08-2011, 13:33
Any other "C" suggestions for MaxineC ????

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 13:55
Any other "C" suggestions for MaxineC ????

Yes, but they'd get starred out.... :whistle:

TenerifeFanatic
02-08-2011, 14:05
Maxine

I have a refreshing cure for feet fetishes it involves ice cubes :yum:


And Ecky you know that no matter how hard you try the last word is mine :devil2:No it's not......I am going to have the last word!! Welcome back!:welcome:

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 14:09
No it's not......I am going to have the last word!! Welcome back!:welcome:


Oh no you're not, I'm going to out-gab you all.... :raspberry2:

Medman
02-08-2011, 14:59
Oh no you're not, I'm going to out-gab you all.... :raspberry2:

The smart money is on Max :idea:

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 16:18
You know a safe bet when you see one... ;)

Medman
02-08-2011, 17:26
You know a safe bet when you see one... ;)

MC has the gift of the gab ............:bunny::bunny::bunny:

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 18:55
I have many gifts, gabbing is just one of them.... :D

Ecky Thump
02-08-2011, 21:10
Will this be the last word before the forum closes?

TenerifeFanatic
02-08-2011, 22:24
Will this be the last word before the forum closes?Probably, so I'll have the first word since it returned!rolleyes2:

Ecky Thump
02-08-2011, 22:27
Probably, so I'll have the first word since it returned!rolleyes2:


Has it been away and if it has, where has it been?;)

TenerifeFanatic
02-08-2011, 22:30
Has it been away and if it has, where has it been?;)Into an "admin abyss"!

MaxineC
03-08-2011, 01:09
Dunno, I missed it too Ecky....

Medman
03-08-2011, 08:14
Dunno, I missed it too Ecky....

It's back but different. What's happened to our smileys ? :o

MaxineC
03-08-2011, 14:14
Oh, I haven't looked at the smileys today.... I'm off to investigate!

EDIT: What happened? Where are they all? :wow: Kirssstttttyyyyyy :cry:

Medman
03-08-2011, 21:26
Oh, I haven't looked at the smileys today.... I'm off to investigate!

EDIT: What happened? Where are they all? :wow: Kirssstttttyyyyyy :cry:

Gonna try a smiley again ...........:nono:

Ian55
03-08-2011, 21:31
You lot are hopeless :raspberry2: I've still got it :whistle:

Ecky Thump
03-08-2011, 21:35
You lot are hopeless :raspberry2: I've still got it :whistle:

Got What!:confused:

If its what I think it is that you still have, I would recommend that you visit your doctor ASAP.

Ian55
03-08-2011, 21:40
Got What!:confused:

If its what I think it is that you still have, I would recommend that you visit your doctor ASAP.


Ecky , its incurable :raspberry2:

Medman
03-08-2011, 21:40
Got What!:confused:

If its what I think it is that you still have, I would recommend that you visit your doctor ASAP.

At least Ian55 is quarantined on an island far far away .....:bootyshake:

Ecky Thump
03-08-2011, 21:42
At least Ian55 is quarantined on an island far far away .....:bootyshake:

If its contagious then, it's the wild animals that I worry about.

slodgedad
03-08-2011, 21:43
Hola. Thought I'd put in my two penn'orth:tongue:

Medman
03-08-2011, 21:44
Hola. Thought I'd put in my two penn'orth:tongue:

Why not, supermods are always welcome :bowdown::tiphat:

Ecky Thump
03-08-2011, 21:44
Hola. Thought I'd put in my two penn'orth:tongue:

Whats new!

Medman
03-08-2011, 21:48
Whats new!

My Suit !..........

slodgedad
03-08-2011, 21:50
Used to post on the old one regularly but haven't had the time lately.

All my time s taken up looking after the reprobates..(Present company excepted)..:crylaughing:

Ian55
03-08-2011, 21:52
My Suit !..........

Just for Maxine, i've got a sparkly new ball gown :fpull: And as for the rest of you pfft its still mine !!!

Medman
03-08-2011, 21:54
Just for Maxine, i've got a sparkly new ball gown :fpull: And as for the rest of you pfft its still mine !!!

Awe naw it isnae :bootyshake:

Ian55
03-08-2011, 21:56
Awe naw it isnae :bootyshake:

It is :bootyshake: and if you disagree I'm gonna get Slodge to batter yer bum :tongue:

slodgedad
03-08-2011, 21:58
It is :bootyshake: and if you disagree I'm gonna get Slodge to batter yer bum :tongue:

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::thanx:

Medman
03-08-2011, 21:59
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::thanx:

My bum is considered battered .............. hey that wasn't that bad ???????????????

slodgedad
03-08-2011, 22:03
My bum is considered battered .............. hey that wasn't that bad ???????????????

Oops sorry, I misread it. I thought it was Maxine's bum that needed battering...:whistle:

Medman
03-08-2011, 22:07
Oops sorry, I misread it. I thought it was Maxine's bum that needed battering...:whistle:

Shucks, always the bridesmaid ..............:crying2:

Ecky Thump
03-08-2011, 23:37
Its nearly Thursday.

sunspot
03-08-2011, 23:39
Have you just got up Ecky?

slodgedad
03-08-2011, 23:40
Its nearly Thursday.Sure is.....................

Medman
04-08-2011, 07:11
Sure is.....................

It is Thursday ........... at least I've got the first word ..... :tiphat:

Ecky Thump
04-08-2011, 08:11
Have you just got up Ecky?

Nope...its now 8.10am and I have watered the allotment, planted some more veg, had breakfast, walked the dog, made Carol a cuppa, been to Prestwick Airport, checked my emails, phoned my son, watched some TV, had a shower, put rubbish in the bin, paid a couple of bills, copied a CD and the important bit...Booked another two holidays for next year.:jumping:

Medman
04-08-2011, 10:16
Nope...its now 8.10am and I have watered the allotment, planted some more veg, had breakfast, walked the dog, made Carol a cuppa, been to Prestwick Airport, checked my emails, phoned my son, watched some TV, had a shower, put rubbish in the bin, paid a couple of bills, copied a CD and the important bit...Booked another two holidays for next year.:jumping:

Who are you kidding it's chucking it down no need for watering of allotment :nono:

Ecky Thump
04-08-2011, 10:22
Who are you kidding it's chucking it down no need for watering of allotment :nono:

I'm in Fairlie and yes its coming down in buckets, but unfortunately the rain doesn't hit the plants in the greenhouse.:fpull:

Where are you?:)

Medman
04-08-2011, 10:26
I'm in Fairlie and yes its coming down in buckets, but unfortunately the rain doesn't hit the plants in the greenhouse.:fpull:

Where are you?:)

Very posh Ecky; an indoor allotment :D I'm in Kilmarnock (rain city) Great day yesterday but back to usual today. :o

Ecky Thump
04-08-2011, 10:31
Very posh Ecky; an indoor allotment :D I'm in Kilmarnock (rain city) Great day yesterday but back to usual today. :o

Have a look at www.organicgrowersfairlie.co.uk

Not posh, but great fun.:spin:

Medman
04-08-2011, 10:46
Have a look at www.organicgrowersfairlie.co.uk

Not posh, but great fun.:spin:

Now that's what I call an allotment. What a brilliant use of derelict land. Never realised it existed. Must drop in the next time I go to Nardinis for my fish tea. Looks great fun and loads of community "spirit" going on too.

Ian55
04-08-2011, 11:02
Now that's what I call an allotment. What a brilliant use of derelict land. Never realised it existed. Must drop in the next time I go to Nardinis for my fish tea. Looks great fun and loads of community "spirit" going on too.


Stop going off topic you lot or i'll throw you in the Tenerife Dungeon :crazy:

Ecky Thump
04-08-2011, 11:05
Stop going off topic you lot or i'll throw you in the Tenerife Dungeon :crazy:

Cabbages to you MR SUPA DUPA.:raspberry:

Medman
04-08-2011, 12:27
Stop going off topic you lot or i'll throw you in the Tenerife Dungeon :crazy:

There is no topic to go off ya wassock :bootyshake:

Ecky Thump
04-08-2011, 12:31
[QUOTE=Medman;74396]There is no topic to go off ya wassock :bootyshake:[/QUOTE

Its stopped raining, so I'm off to see if my "wassocks" have sprouted.:idea:

Medman
04-08-2011, 12:42
[QUOTE=Medman;74396]There is no topic to go off ya wassock :bootyshake:[/QUOTE

Its stopped raining, so I'm off to see if my "wassocks" have sprouted.:idea:

Ye canny whack wonderfully well watered wild wassocks :D

Pink shoes
04-08-2011, 12:43
Raining here in Hampshire

Medman
04-08-2011, 12:47
Raining here in Hampshire

Ideal weather for wassock propagation

Ecky Thump
04-08-2011, 13:40
[QUOTE=Ecky Thump;74398]

Ye canny whack wonderfully well watered wild wassocks :D

They are best if you feed them on horse manure.

Medman
04-08-2011, 14:27
[QUOTE=Medman;74411]

They are best if you feed them on horse manure.

And wind them up tight next to an English rose :D

sunspot
04-08-2011, 18:57
Have a look at www.organicgrowersfairlie.co.uk

Not posh, but great fun.:spin:

Just had a look at the website Ecky and fair play to you all its looks great with alot of community spirit,is that you burning the burgers?

Ecky Thump
04-08-2011, 19:12
Just had a look at the website Ecky and fair play to you all its looks great with alot of community spirit,is that you burning the burgers?

Yes, thats me doing the burger tossing.:yum:

Medman
04-08-2011, 19:26
Yes, thats me doing the burger tossing.:yum:

Silly burger ...............:shy:

Ecky Thump
04-08-2011, 19:52
Silly burger ...............:shy:

Well burger me, it took you a while to reply.:snore:

Ian55
04-08-2011, 21:29
As per normal here its degenerated into a farce :devil2: goody goody :fpull:


In that case i'm having the 'Last Word'

slodgedad
04-08-2011, 21:40
Nah. I will. Been a busy day today, mate, annit???:ashamed:

AL JAY
04-08-2011, 21:41
I wanna know if ecky is growing Haggis on his allotment :wink2:

slodgedad
04-08-2011, 21:44
I wanna know if ecky is growing Haggis on his allotment :wink2:Eckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Allotment question.

Where are you?

Ian55
04-08-2011, 21:45
I wanna know if ecky is growing Haggis on his allotment :wink2:


Ecky growing Haggis :laugh: Nay lad Whisky :D

Medman
04-08-2011, 22:01
Ecky growing Haggis :laugh: Nay lad Whisky :D

Haggi (plural of haggis) are not plants but animals that have two long legs on one side of their body and two shorter ones on the other side. This unique attribute facilitates running round hills while keeping the torso level to maintain optimum balance and stabilize blood pressure. (extract from Scotland Wildlife Journal)

Ian55
04-08-2011, 22:07
Haggi (plural of haggis) are not plants but animals that have two long legs on one side of their body and two shorter ones on the other side. This unique attribute facilitates running round hills while keeping the torso level to maintain optimum balance and stabilize blood pressure. (extract from Scotland Wildlife Journal)


Methinks Medman has been on Scotlands finest export :yum: everyone knows the Haggis is an endangered animal, :crazy:

Medman
04-08-2011, 22:10
Methinks Medman has been on Scotlands finest export :yum: everyone knows the Haggis is an endangered animal, :crazy:

Not really coz ye canny catch the blighters. So they are endearing not endangered.

slodgedad
04-08-2011, 22:13
In the true spirit of this thread, my last word is 'goodnight'. I'm off for a kip.:snore:

Andy76
04-08-2011, 22:15
In the true spirit of this thread, my last word is 'goodnight'. I'm off for a kip.:snore:

Good night....

Medman
04-08-2011, 22:20
Good night....

And it's goodnight from me and .............:sleeping:

Ecky Thump
05-08-2011, 08:47
And it's goodnight from me and .............:sleeping:


.......top of the morning from me.........:jumping:

Medman
05-08-2011, 10:26
.......top of the morning from me.........:jumping:

TGIF ................. :bowdown:

TenerifeFanatic
05-08-2011, 14:36
TGIF ................. :bowdown:Afternoon......

Ian55
05-08-2011, 23:21
It was morning when i woke up ! its now silly o clock at night looks like the last word is mine :thanx:

Ecky Thump
05-08-2011, 23:43
It was morning when i woke up ! its now silly o clock at night looks like the last word is mine :thanx:

I think you might be right.:bowdown:

Santiago
06-08-2011, 17:11
I think you might be right.:bowdown:

Oh, no, you're not! ..................

Medman
06-08-2011, 18:30
Oh, no, you're not! ..................

You're right ST :D

lozzie1821
06-08-2011, 18:47
Evening Everyone............... x

Medman
06-08-2011, 18:54
Evening Everyone............... x

Evening Lozzie. I see you STILL haven't got the hang of using the "reply with quote" button to give us half a chance of knowing what the **** you are talking about. :D

Ecky Thump
06-08-2011, 20:39
The last word is often my wifes....when she says "NO"!

Medman
06-08-2011, 20:43
The last word is often my wifes....when she says "NO"!

Ah but she means yes you know

Ecky Thump
06-08-2011, 21:20
Ah but she means yes you know

Maybe occasionally and that's after a bottle or two of wine.:D

Medman
07-08-2011, 11:10
Maybe occasionally and that's after a bottle or two of wine.:D

Canny whack a bit o teasin

Santiago
07-08-2011, 15:14
Canny whack a bit o teasin

Says who? ...............

Medman
07-08-2011, 16:26
Says who? ...............

Me :raspberry2: .................

Santiago
07-08-2011, 22:07
Me :raspberry2: .................

Who? ........................:neener:

Medman
07-08-2011, 22:47
Who? ........................:neener:

Are you deaf ? It's me ! The MEDMAN :D

Santiago
08-08-2011, 13:52
Are you deaf ? It's me ! The MEDMAN :D

Sorry, just returned from Specsavers hearing department! - Who were you again? :whistle:

Medman
08-08-2011, 20:56
Sorry, just returned from Specsavers hearing department! - Who were you again? :whistle:

Ah, that's the place where to bump into EVERYBODY :D It's me big meddies :jumping:

Ecky Thump
08-08-2011, 21:10
Ah, that's the place where to bump into EVERYBODY :D It's me big meddies :jumping:

Interesting post.:crazy:

Medman
08-08-2011, 21:12
Interesting post.:crazy:

Life should be interesting :D

Ecky Thump
08-08-2011, 21:17
Life should be interesting :D

Bluebells should be pink, now that would be interesting.:agree:

Medman
08-08-2011, 22:34
Bluebells should be pink, now that would be interesting.:agree:

Burgers should be flipped anti-clockwise to seal in the organic flavour :crazy:

Ecky Thump
08-08-2011, 22:40
Burgers should be flipped anti-clockwise to seal in the organic flavour :crazy:

Burgers are great when turned upside down.

Andy76
08-08-2011, 23:53
Good Night :snore:

Medman
09-08-2011, 10:13
Good Night :snore:

Good Morning ..........Andy76, your avatar gives me the creeps. Can't wait to click away :(

Andy76
09-08-2011, 10:45
Good Morning ..........Andy76, your avatar gives me the creeps. Can't wait to click away :(

So, is the avatar better now then?

Medman
09-08-2011, 10:52
So, is the avatar better now then?

As Churchill would say "Oh yes" Can't beat watching tennis over a fence :D :thanx:

MaxineC
09-08-2011, 11:33
Just when you thought it was safe to come on the forum.... I'M BACK!! :D

Santiago
09-08-2011, 13:51
Just when you thought it was safe to come on the forum.... I'M BACK!! :D

So, where you been, Maxie?

Added after 3 minutes:


Ah, that's the place where to bump into EVERYBODY :D It's me big meddies :jumping:

Oh, and there was me thinking you were Little Meddies - small and perfectly formed! :crylaughing:

MaxineC
09-08-2011, 15:02
So, where you been, Maxie?

Added after 3 minutes:



Oh, and there was me thinking you were Little Meddies - small and perfectly formed! :crylaughing:

In hospital.... :(

However, I'm back now and I WILL have the last word... :raspberry2:

Medman
09-08-2011, 19:03
In hospital.... :(

However, I'm back now and I WILL have the last word... :raspberry2:

Not while I'm around....... the omni-present Medman (big and perfectly formed) :crylaughing:

Santiago
09-08-2011, 22:24
In hospital.... :(

However, I'm back now and I WILL have the last word... :raspberry2:

Glad you're back and, hopefully, fit and well.


Not while I'm around....... the omni-present Medman (big and perfectly formed) :crylaughing:

Sorry Mr Big and Perfectly Formed - the last word today is mine :neener::neener: (Sorry not to have any different smileys, but most of mine have disappeared!!)

Medman
10-08-2011, 00:00
Glad you're back and, hopefully, fit and well.



Sorry Mr Big and Perfectly Formed - the last word today is mine :neener::neener: (Sorry not to have any different smileys, but most of mine have disappeared!!)

Just in time it's me again

slodgedad
10-08-2011, 00:10
Hola. Not a lot of time to post lately. Nitey nite..:tiphat:

My post count should read in the thousands...:cry:

Medman
10-08-2011, 09:19
Hola. Not a lot of time to post lately. Nitey nite..:tiphat:

My post count should read in the thousands...:cry:

It's quality not quantity that counts SD

MaxineC
10-08-2011, 12:05
Howdy boys & girls... :hat:

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 12:31
Howdy boys & girls... :hat:

Hello from your number one foot fetish fan.:wave:

Medman
10-08-2011, 12:40
Hello from your number one foot fetish fan.:wave:

And the ankle one too :tiphat:

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 12:42
And the ankle one too :tiphat:

Ok, I will go for "thighs", any advance?:goodluck:

Medman
10-08-2011, 12:53
Ok, I will go for "thighs", any advance?:goodluck:

What's wrong with a good old knees up ? (you by-passed them)

No need for outside watering today Ecky :whistle:

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 13:01
What's wrong with a good old knees up ? (you by-passed them)

No need for outside watering today Ecky :whistle:

I always enjoy high altitude exploits.;)

I still had to water the poly tunnels, but not much else to do.

Medman
10-08-2011, 13:08
I always enjoy high altitude exploits.;)

I still had to water the poly tunnels, but not much else to do.

Once past the geegle gap, yer laughin :crylaughing:

MaxineC
10-08-2011, 13:50
Now, now boys... :nono:

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 15:30
Now, now boys... :nono:

I think you would be disappointed if we did not pay homage to you and those long legs.:bowdown:

MaxineC
10-08-2011, 16:04
I think you would be disappointed if we did not pay homage to you and those long legs.:bowdown:

Now you're making me blush.... :D

Medman
10-08-2011, 16:44
Now you're making me blush.... :D

Now you're making me laugh ......... :crylaughing:

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 16:47
Now you're making me laugh ......... :crylaughing:

Is there any thing better than a good laugh?:devil:

Medman
10-08-2011, 16:49
Is there any thing better than a good laugh?:devil:

Yip ........ sharing a good laugh :D

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 19:25
Its my turn to wash the dinner dishes, the wife said that it was her final words to me.

lozzie1821
10-08-2011, 22:28
Its my turn to wash the dinner dishes, the wife said that it was her final words to me.

Ive just finished washing my dishes... I need 2 find myself a man who does as i say and does my dishes... then again maybe i should just invest in a dish washer...............

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 22:37
Ive just finished washing my dishes... I need 2 find myself a man who does as i say and does my dishes... then again maybe i should just invest in a dish washer...............

The dish washer is the simplest option, it makes no demands.;)

lozzie1821
10-08-2011, 22:41
The dish washer is the simplest option, it makes no demands.;)

Im the only one who does demanding in my house haha

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 22:45
Im the only one who does demanding in my house haha

It sounds like you are a Dominatric!:twak::D

lozzie1821
10-08-2011, 22:52
It sounds like you are a Dominatric!:twak::D

ha ha that would be telling!!
i need to find someone to dominate haha !

slodgedad
10-08-2011, 23:02
supercalifrag......sod it, fingers have stopped working...:sorry:

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 23:04
supercalifrag......sod it, fingers have stopped working...:sorry:

The brain?......:raspberry:

slodgedad
10-08-2011, 23:06
The brain?......:raspberry:Probably right..

lozzie1821
10-08-2011, 23:10
supercalifrag......sod it, fingers have stopped working...:sorry:

oh my god i aint seen that film in ages.... downloadin as we speak hehe!!

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 23:11
Probably right..

Its the stress that comes with being a Mod.:spin:

slodgedad
10-08-2011, 23:19
Its the stress that comes with being a Mod.:spin:Nice to have an hour or two spare to join in the drivel, once again..:cheeky:

Medman
10-08-2011, 23:42
Nice to have an hour or two spare to join in the drivel, once again..:cheeky:

Plenty of drivel to be had here. :tongue:

slodgedad
10-08-2011, 23:46
Plenty of drivel to be had here. :tongue:Don't I know it.

That's why I haven't had time to join in lately..:raspberry:


Don't I know it.

That's why I haven't had time to join in lately..:raspberry:There would be a lot more if I relaxed

Medman
10-08-2011, 23:53
Don't I know it.

That's why I haven't had time to join in lately..:raspberry:

There would be a lot more if I relaxed

Relax, go to it, if you wanna do it. Drivel is easy peasy

sunspot
10-08-2011, 23:54
Relax, go to it, if you wanna do it. Drivel is easy peasy

99% drivel, 1% tosh, we are so good at it on here:cheeky:

Medman
10-08-2011, 23:56
99% drivel, 1% tosh, we are so good at it on here:cheeky:

Sounds like a well balanced thread to me

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 00:10
It sounds like you are a Dominatric!:twak::D


Dominatrix, Ecky, not dominatric... :rolleyes:

Anyway, I refuse to allow anybody to threaten my dominatrix role here... otherwise I'll have to brandish my whip!! :whip:

Medman
11-08-2011, 00:13
Dominatrix, Ecky, not dominatric... :rolleyes:

Anyway, I refuse to allow anybody to threaten my dominatrix role here... otherwise I'll have to brandish my whip!! :whip:

As long as it's not a walnut one !

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 00:17
As long as it's not a walnut one !

No, I only eat those.... :whistle:

Medman
11-08-2011, 00:20
No, I only eat those.... :whistle:

Probably only on a cold night :D

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 00:21
Probably only on a cold night :D


On a cold night I like something hot... :whistle:

Medman
11-08-2011, 00:25
On a cold night I like something hot... :whistle:

And I know it's not an electric blanket !

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 00:26
And I know it's not an electric blanket !

No it isn't, they make me feel :v3:

Medman
11-08-2011, 00:29
No it isn't, they make me feel :v3:

Well I'm off to for my ugly sleep. Early start in the morning ...........:sleeping:

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 00:31
Well I'm off to for my ugly sleep. Early start in the morning ...........:sleeping:


Goodnoght ugly, sleep well.... ;)

Medman
11-08-2011, 00:33
Goodnoght ugly, sleep well.... ;)

Don't need beauty sleep. Once perfection has been achieved it's all downhill from here :D

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 00:35
Don't need beauty sleep. Once perfection has been achieved it's all downhill from here :D


I wouldn't know, I'm still perfect... :D

Medman
11-08-2011, 00:36
I wouldn't know, I'm still perfect... :D

The mighty will fall :sleeping:

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 00:38
The mighty will fall :sleeping:


I thought you were going to bed... off you trot! :D

longtallalice
11-08-2011, 01:01
think you two need to get a room lol

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 01:21
think you two need to get a room lol


You're presuming we haven't already... :raspberry2: :D

lozzie1821
11-08-2011, 14:10
Had an afternoon in Santa Cruz today... weather was lovely and cool... i wanted to stay up there haha

Medman
11-08-2011, 15:20
Had an afternoon in Santa Cruz today... weather was lovely and cool... i wanted to stay up there haha

Come over to Scotland and I'll show you cold :D

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 16:37
Come over to Scotland and I'll show you cold :D


You're such a tart Medman... :whistle:

Medman
11-08-2011, 16:42
You're such a tart Medman... :whistle:

Got some hot etchings on display :crazy:

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 16:43
Got some hot etchings on display :crazy:


I'm a but fussy who I let see my etchings.... NOT! :D

Medman
11-08-2011, 16:49
I'm a but fussy who I let see my etchings.... NOT! :D

If you got em flaunt em ............ :ashamed:

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 19:04
If you got em flaunt em ............ :ashamed:


Panic not, they get a regular flaunting... I was trying to sound ladylike in my previous post! ;)

Medman
11-08-2011, 19:36
Panic not, they get a regular flaunting... I was trying to sound ladylike in my previous post! ;)

Nice TRY ........:raspberry::laugh:

Carol55
11-08-2011, 20:36
Come over to Scotland and I'll show you cold :D

Where the women are all woman and the men wear skirts.:crylaughing:

TenerifeFanatic
11-08-2011, 20:56
Where the women are all woman and the men wear skirts.:crylaughing:And at the moment the place where we all go around in boats!!!:wow:

Carol55
11-08-2011, 20:58
And at the moment the place where we all go around in boats!!!:wow:

The roads by us were closed last night.

TenerifeFanatic
11-08-2011, 21:00
The roads by us were closed last night.We've been bad but I think you have been whole lot worse! Just spitting here at present...Tenerife seems like a dream at the moment.:wink2:

Carol55
11-08-2011, 21:01
We've been bad but I think you have been whole lot worse! Just spitting here at present...Tenerife seems like a dream at the moment.:wink2:

Its finally stopped here.:)

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 21:14
Bloody boiling over here ladies... :D

TenerifeFanatic
11-08-2011, 21:15
Bloody boiling over here ladies... :DOhhh how I wish.........:crying2:

Carol55
11-08-2011, 21:16
Bloody boiling over here ladies... :D

What, is that the men that cause that?

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 21:19
What, is that the men that cause that?


Que.... ???

Carol55
11-08-2011, 21:20
Que.... ???


Is it the men that make the women HOT.

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 21:21
Is it the men that make the women HOT.

Ohhh, erm.... NO! :D

Carol55
11-08-2011, 21:23
Ohhh, erm.... NO! :D

They have that affect on me....., well some of them.

sunspot
11-08-2011, 21:25
They have that affect on me....., well some of them.


It is the men always moaning and spitting out hot air...................

Medman
11-08-2011, 22:10
It is the men always moaning and spitting out hot air...................

It's cool to be hot :devil2:

Santiago
11-08-2011, 22:29
It's cool to be hot :devil2:

Isn't that an oxymoron? ................

Medman
11-08-2011, 22:31
Isn't that an oxymoron? ................

What did you call me ?

Santiago
11-08-2011, 22:35
What did you call me ?

Who? Me? rolleyes2:

Medman
11-08-2011, 22:37
Who? Me? rolleyes2:

Yeh you capital of Chile :D

Santiago
11-08-2011, 22:44
Yeh you capital of Chile :D

Oh, getting into the intelligent stuff now, are we? :confused:

Medman
11-08-2011, 22:49
Oh, getting into the intelligent stuff now, are we? :confused:

Yeh and my head hurts :raspberry2:

Santiago
11-08-2011, 22:53
Yeh and my head hurts :raspberry2:

Time to sleep it off. :nono:

Medman
11-08-2011, 22:56
Time to sleep it off. :nono:

Nah; time for beer :idea:

Santiago
11-08-2011, 23:03
Nah; time for beer :idea:

Deffo too late for me - :snore::snore::snore::snore::snore:

Medman
11-08-2011, 23:11
Deffo too late for me - :snore::snore::snore::snore::snore:

Must be an age thing :crylaughing:

MaxineC
12-08-2011, 00:01
I'm drinking.... Became a Glam-Ma for the 4th time tonight! :heyhey:

Medman
12-08-2011, 08:37
I'm drinking.... Became a Glam-Ma for the 4th time tonight! :heyhey:

Four kids in one night !! I take it all back ! :bowdown:

MaxineC
12-08-2011, 11:51
Four kids in one night !! I take it all back ! :bowdown:


I keep telling you, I'm a woman of many talents... :D

Medman
12-08-2011, 12:39
I keep telling you, I'm a woman of many talents... :D

Keep up the good work and we will out number the locals in a year ! :D

MaxineC
12-08-2011, 12:44
Keep up the good work and we will out number the locals in a year ! :D


Thinking you should change your name to Madman.... :D

Medman
12-08-2011, 12:57
Thinking you should change your name to Madman.... :D

It has been said ..........:fpull: ............ better that than Dullman .......... :D