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starling
05-06-2011, 15:13
:idea: This is similar to the 'Story' thread that was on the old forum where you had to add 3 words. But this time you have to copy and paste and add a line. Not sure how it will go - we might have to tweek it, or perhaps state how many lines the poem has to have so that the person who writes the last line starts a new poem, and therefore changes the rhythm.

Poem 12 lines maximum

'Good grief' said mother looking at Dad ----

Harmonicaman
05-06-2011, 15:28
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...

AL JAY
05-06-2011, 15:30
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...


...look at that belly, I think I've been had...

His teeth in the glass at the side of the bed...

sunspot
05-06-2011, 15:31
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...
you used to be slim and quite a catch

starling
05-06-2011, 15:32
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...
you used to be slim and quite a catch
with your own teeth and a really good thatch

AL JAY
05-06-2011, 15:41
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...
you used to be slim and quite a catch
with your own teeth and a really good thatch

Look at him now, what went wrong

starling
05-06-2011, 15:44
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...
you used to be slim and quite a catch
with your own teeth and a really good thatch

Look at him now, what went wrong

Not like my hubby - more like King Kong

sunspot
05-06-2011, 15:50
Not like my hubby - more like King Kong

and what the hell is that disgusting pong

AL JAY
05-06-2011, 15:56
and what the hell is that disgusting pong


His **** looks disgusting in that pvc thong

starling
05-06-2011, 16:44
His **** looks disgusting in that pvc thong
Pass me the camera I must get a shot.....

DeeD
05-06-2011, 17:31
Pass me the camera I must get a shot.....

No one believes that it all went to pot!

starling
05-06-2011, 17:44
No one believes that it all went to pot!
He was just so handsome a long time ago (next line is last - so make it good, then start another poem - state how many lines it has to have)

AL JAY
05-06-2011, 18:01
He was just so handsome a long time ago

Now im after a toyboy,i'll give that a go!!!


new poem... Now just last week stepping off the plane... 12 lines again!

sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 18:30
He was just so handsome a long time ago

Now im after a toyboy,i'll give that a go!!!


new poem... Now just last week stepping off the plane... 12 lines again!

I couldn't believe my eyes....

reggie
05-06-2011, 18:39
It just started to rain,

sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 19:12
It just started to rain,

Grey and leaden skies..........

starling
05-06-2011, 19:43
Grey and leaden skies..........

Befell my eyes, and blurred the whole terrain

sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 19:47
Befell my eyes, and blurred the whole terrain

Couldn't see Mount Teide.......

starling
05-06-2011, 19:49
Couldn't see Mount Teide.......
Neither La Gomera

sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 19:57
Neither La Gomera

Might be better tomorrow....

starling
05-06-2011, 20:03
Might be better tomorrow....
Yet over in Grand Canaria

sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 20:06
Yet over in Grand Canaria

Where the locals are even hairier....

starling
05-06-2011, 20:09
Where the locals are even hairier....
The weather there is warm and fair..........
(Next line is last one - so make it good and start next poem - state how many lines for your poem)

sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 20:17
The weather there is warm and fair..........
(Next line is last one - so make it good and start next poem - state how many lines for your poem)

But still warm here so I dont care.

7 lines

I'm now going to eat me dinner.......

starling
05-06-2011, 20:31
But still warm here so I dont care.

7 lines

I'm now going to eat me dinner.......
None fattening food to make me slimmer....

marbro8
05-06-2011, 21:36
None fattening food to make me slimmer....cus if i eat any more i will be on a zimmer!!

starling
05-06-2011, 21:41
cus if i eat any more i will be on a zimmer!!
But for chocolate bars I am a Sinner

AL JAY
05-06-2011, 21:43
But for chocolate bars I am a Sinner


I think i fancy a bottle of wine.....

Megaloo
05-06-2011, 21:43
But for chocolate bars I am a Sinner

so will not end up being thinner.............

starling
05-06-2011, 21:49
so will not end up being thinner.............
So I'll go and join Vince and share his dinner.
END>>>>>>>>>>>>

New Poem - 5 verses 4 lines each (20 in total)

I wish I was a Pop Star.........

DeeD
05-06-2011, 22:14
So I'll go and join Vince and share his dinner.
END>>>>>>>>>>>>

New Poem - 5 verses 4 lines each (20 in total)

I wish I was a Pop Star.........

Singing on BGT

TenerifeFanatic
05-06-2011, 23:08
Singing on BGTI'd cut a DVD

AL JAY
05-06-2011, 23:17
I'd cut a DVD


But its x rated "dearie me"..... *Legs it*

Megaloo
05-06-2011, 23:26
But its x rated "dearie me"..... *Legs it*

So there I am left to see..........

TenerifeFanatic
05-06-2011, 23:29
So there I am left to see..........If I can record an old LP

AL JAY
05-06-2011, 23:32
If I can record an old LP


Plug in your guitar, you know your'e a star...

TenerifeFanatic
05-06-2011, 23:34
Plug in your guitar, you know your'e a star...A musical geinus..the best by far..............

AL JAY
05-06-2011, 23:55
A musical geinus..the best by far.............. 3rd verse


Once i busked on the streets

TenerifeFanatic
05-06-2011, 23:59
3rd verse


Once i busked on the streetsBut the police on certain beats

AL JAY
06-06-2011, 00:08
But the police on certain beats


Said "hey" whats your game

TenerifeFanatic
06-06-2011, 00:10
Said "hey" whats your gameThat racket will put you in the frame.................

AL JAY
06-06-2011, 00:15
That racket will put you in the frame.................


So with 10p in my pocket i went "Hame":eek:

TenerifeFanatic
06-06-2011, 00:17
So with 10p in my pocket i went "Hame":eek:I hurried back far from the nick

AL JAY
06-06-2011, 00:21
I hurried back far from the nick


With the uniform on i was "Slick"

TenerifeFanatic
06-06-2011, 00:38
With the uniform on i was "Slick"To avoid PC Plod's powerful kick

AL JAY
06-06-2011, 00:42
To avoid PC Plod's powerful kick


Now back on my patch.....

with cheese
06-06-2011, 00:42
I bumped in to a forum member, named D*ck..

AL JAY
06-06-2011, 00:54
I bumped in to a forum member, named D*ck..


Who often went on the sick...

starling
06-06-2011, 08:40
Who often went on the sick...
Because of an oversized - boil on his neck!

Megaloo
06-06-2011, 09:34
Because of an oversized - boil on his neck!

He took antibiotics what the heck???

Medman
07-06-2011, 15:36
He took antibiotics what the heck???

And now he's a physical wreck

starling
07-06-2011, 15:42
And now he's a physical wreck

End of poem Medman....start a new one please - state how many verses and how many lines.

Medman
07-06-2011, 15:47
End of poem Medman....start a new one please - state how many verses and how many lines.

Was it ? Mmmmmmmmm wasn't sure what this was all about seemed a bit of a hash.. so I kept it that way :lol:
Ok, here goes

One day while I was strolling in the woods

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 15:58
Was it ? Mmmmmmmmm wasn't sure what this was all about seemed a bit of a hash.. so I kept it that way :lol:
Ok, here goes

One day while I was strolling in the woods

I spotted Starling covered in suds

starling
07-06-2011, 16:01
I spotted Starling covered in suds
A Spotted Starling is rare indeed

Medman
07-06-2011, 16:02
A Spotted Starling is rare indeed

So towards her I did proceed

starling
07-06-2011, 16:05
So towards her I did proceed
With ruffled feathers under the suds

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 16:08
So towards her I did proceed


But she ran away swinging her beads..... the end

There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines

Medman
07-06-2011, 16:10
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 16:12
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share

Some were quit stunning, but

starling
07-06-2011, 16:13
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share
With his sporran 'a jigglin' the front of his kilt

Medman
07-06-2011, 16:14
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share
Some were quit stunning, but
They soon started running

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 16:16
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share
Some were quit stunning, but
They soon started running

With his sporran 'a jigglin' the front of his kilt
He had to be careful so nothing was spilt

starling
07-06-2011, 16:19
With his sporran 'a jigglin' the front of his kilt
He had to be careful so nothing was spilt
The girls lapped it up for no man could match him

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 16:21
The girls lapped it up for no man could match him

I just got concerned when he started scratching

starling
07-06-2011, 16:23
I just got concerned when he started scratching
With his wrist a'shaking he got all of a lather

Medman
07-06-2011, 16:25
With his wrist a'shaking he got all of a lather

And that saved him becoming a father !!

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 16:25
With his wrist a'shaking he got all of a lather


But the smile on his face meant it didn't matter

starling
07-06-2011, 16:27
And that saved him becoming a father !!

End ....... Best poem Yet :lol:

Start next

Medman
07-06-2011, 16:31
End ....... Best poem Yet :lol:

Start next

Down yonderr green valley 8 lines

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 16:32
Down yonderr green valley 8 lines



In deepest Welsh Wales

Medman
07-06-2011, 16:34
Down yonder green valley 8 lines
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 16:39
Down yonder green valley 8 lines
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally
With long scary nails

Medman
07-06-2011, 16:41
Down yonder green valley (8 lines)
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally
With long scary nails
She never did clean them

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 16:42
Down yonder green valley (8 lines)
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally
With long scary nails
She never did clean them

Oh what a cow

starling
07-06-2011, 16:51
Down yonder green valley (8 lines)
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally
With long scary nails
She never did clean them
Oh what a cow
The dirtiest bitch .........(Next line is last - Make it good :lol:)

Medman
07-06-2011, 16:54
Down yonder green valley (8 lines)
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally
With long scary nails
She never did clean them
Oh what a cow
The dirtiest bitch .........
Is on X Factor now

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 16:56
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass ......... 8 lines

Medman
07-06-2011, 17:03
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass

starling
07-06-2011, 17:14
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass
Careful Medman - she's a Campbell no less!

Medman
07-06-2011, 17:24
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her *ss
She's a Campbell no less
So she made such a mess

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 17:27
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass
Careful Medman - she's a Campbell no less!
If she says today is Monday,i would always say YES!

Medman
07-06-2011, 17:33
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass
Careful Medman - she's a Campbell no less!
If she says today is Monday,i would always say YES!
So I decided to show her my moves

Megaloo
07-06-2011, 17:47
So I decided to show her my moves

But she much preferred looking at my shoes

Medman
07-06-2011, 17:55
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass
Careful Medman - she's a Campbell no less!
If she says today is Monday,i would always say YES!
So I decided to show her my moves
But she much preferred looking at my shoes
Which were polished to perfection to show my reflection

starling
07-06-2011, 18:00
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass
Careful Medman - she's a Campbell no less!
If she says today is Monday,i would always say YES!
So I decided to show her my moves
But she much preferred looking at my shoes
Which were polished to perfection to show my reflection
Of a perfect Scottish Dude.

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New One - 8 lines

It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still

christa
07-06-2011, 18:05
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill

starling
07-06-2011, 18:16
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire

christa
07-06-2011, 18:19
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre

AL JAY
07-06-2011, 18:19
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
My bum started glowing im feeling quite dire

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07-06-2011, 18:25
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It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre
I bent further still and noticed my knees

Megaloo
07-06-2011, 19:39
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre
I bent further still and noticed my knees
I had to be careful because of the breeze

Medman
07-06-2011, 20:57
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre
I bent further still and noticed my knees
I had to be careful because of the breeze
That blew up my kilt at one awful tilt

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07-06-2011, 21:46
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It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre
I bent further still and noticed my knees
I had to be careful because of the breeze
That blew up my kilt at one awful tilt
The breeze was quite sharp, some parts started to wilt

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08-06-2011, 08:28
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It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre
I bent further still and noticed my knees
I had to be careful because of the breeze
That blew up my kilt at one awful tilt
The breeze was quite sharp, some parts started to wilt

EXCELLENT :lol:

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My boyfriend said to me one day

Medman
08-06-2011, 08:55
Heres next one - 8 lines again

My boyfriend said to me one day
Do you want to go outside to play