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starling
05-06-2011, 15:13
:idea: This is similar to the 'Story' thread that was on the old forum where you had to add 3 words. But this time you have to copy and paste and add a line. Not sure how it will go - we might have to tweek it, or perhaps state how many lines the poem has to have so that the person who writes the last line starts a new poem, and therefore changes the rhythm.
Poem 12 lines maximum
'Good grief' said mother looking at Dad ----
Harmonicaman
05-06-2011, 15:28
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...
His teeth in the glass at the side of the bed...
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...
you used to be slim and quite a catch
starling
05-06-2011, 15:32
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...
you used to be slim and quite a catch
with your own teeth and a really good thatch
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...
you used to be slim and quite a catch
with your own teeth and a really good thatch
Look at him now, what went wrong
starling
05-06-2011, 15:44
...look at that belly, I think I've been had...
you used to be slim and quite a catch
with your own teeth and a really good thatch
Look at him now, what went wrong
Not like my hubby - more like King Kong
Not like my hubby - more like King Kong
and what the hell is that disgusting pong
and what the hell is that disgusting pong
His **** looks disgusting in that pvc thong
starling
05-06-2011, 16:44
His **** looks disgusting in that pvc thong
Pass me the camera I must get a shot.....
Pass me the camera I must get a shot.....
No one believes that it all went to pot!
starling
05-06-2011, 17:44
No one believes that it all went to pot!
He was just so handsome a long time ago (next line is last - so make it good, then start another poem - state how many lines it has to have)
He was just so handsome a long time ago
Now im after a toyboy,i'll give that a go!!!
new poem... Now just last week stepping off the plane... 12 lines again!
sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 18:30
He was just so handsome a long time ago
Now im after a toyboy,i'll give that a go!!!
new poem... Now just last week stepping off the plane... 12 lines again!
I couldn't believe my eyes....
sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 19:12
It just started to rain,
Grey and leaden skies..........
starling
05-06-2011, 19:43
Grey and leaden skies..........
Befell my eyes, and blurred the whole terrain
sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 19:47
Befell my eyes, and blurred the whole terrain
Couldn't see Mount Teide.......
starling
05-06-2011, 19:49
Couldn't see Mount Teide.......
Neither La Gomera
sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 19:57
Neither La Gomera
Might be better tomorrow....
starling
05-06-2011, 20:03
Might be better tomorrow....
Yet over in Grand Canaria
sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 20:06
Yet over in Grand Canaria
Where the locals are even hairier....
starling
05-06-2011, 20:09
Where the locals are even hairier....
The weather there is warm and fair..........
(Next line is last one - so make it good and start next poem - state how many lines for your poem)
sundownersvince
05-06-2011, 20:17
The weather there is warm and fair..........
(Next line is last one - so make it good and start next poem - state how many lines for your poem)
But still warm here so I dont care.
7 lines
I'm now going to eat me dinner.......
starling
05-06-2011, 20:31
But still warm here so I dont care.
7 lines
I'm now going to eat me dinner.......
None fattening food to make me slimmer....
None fattening food to make me slimmer....cus if i eat any more i will be on a zimmer!!
starling
05-06-2011, 21:41
cus if i eat any more i will be on a zimmer!!
But for chocolate bars I am a Sinner
But for chocolate bars I am a Sinner
I think i fancy a bottle of wine.....
But for chocolate bars I am a Sinner
so will not end up being thinner.............
starling
05-06-2011, 21:49
so will not end up being thinner.............
So I'll go and join Vince and share his dinner.
END>>>>>>>>>>>>
New Poem - 5 verses 4 lines each (20 in total)
I wish I was a Pop Star.........
So I'll go and join Vince and share his dinner.
END>>>>>>>>>>>>
New Poem - 5 verses 4 lines each (20 in total)
I wish I was a Pop Star.........
Singing on BGT
TenerifeFanatic
05-06-2011, 23:08
Singing on BGTI'd cut a DVD
I'd cut a DVD
But its x rated "dearie me"..... *Legs it*
But its x rated "dearie me"..... *Legs it*
So there I am left to see..........
TenerifeFanatic
05-06-2011, 23:29
So there I am left to see..........If I can record an old LP
If I can record an old LP
Plug in your guitar, you know your'e a star...
TenerifeFanatic
05-06-2011, 23:34
Plug in your guitar, you know your'e a star...A musical geinus..the best by far..............
A musical geinus..the best by far.............. 3rd verse
Once i busked on the streets
TenerifeFanatic
05-06-2011, 23:59
3rd verse
Once i busked on the streetsBut the police on certain beats
But the police on certain beats
Said "hey" whats your game
TenerifeFanatic
06-06-2011, 00:10
Said "hey" whats your gameThat racket will put you in the frame.................
That racket will put you in the frame.................
So with 10p in my pocket i went "Hame":eek:
TenerifeFanatic
06-06-2011, 00:17
So with 10p in my pocket i went "Hame":eek:I hurried back far from the nick
I hurried back far from the nick
With the uniform on i was "Slick"
TenerifeFanatic
06-06-2011, 00:38
With the uniform on i was "Slick"To avoid PC Plod's powerful kick
To avoid PC Plod's powerful kick
Now back on my patch.....
with cheese
06-06-2011, 00:42
I bumped in to a forum member, named D*ck..
I bumped in to a forum member, named D*ck..
Who often went on the sick...
starling
06-06-2011, 08:40
Who often went on the sick...
Because of an oversized - boil on his neck!
Because of an oversized - boil on his neck!
He took antibiotics what the heck???
He took antibiotics what the heck???
And now he's a physical wreck
starling
07-06-2011, 15:42
And now he's a physical wreck
End of poem Medman....start a new one please - state how many verses and how many lines.
End of poem Medman....start a new one please - state how many verses and how many lines.
Was it ? Mmmmmmmmm wasn't sure what this was all about seemed a bit of a hash.. so I kept it that way :lol:
Ok, here goes
One day while I was strolling in the woods
Was it ? Mmmmmmmmm wasn't sure what this was all about seemed a bit of a hash.. so I kept it that way :lol:
Ok, here goes
One day while I was strolling in the woods
I spotted Starling covered in suds
starling
07-06-2011, 16:01
I spotted Starling covered in suds
A Spotted Starling is rare indeed
A Spotted Starling is rare indeed
So towards her I did proceed
starling
07-06-2011, 16:05
So towards her I did proceed
With ruffled feathers under the suds
So towards her I did proceed
But she ran away swinging her beads..... the end
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share
Some were quit stunning, but
starling
07-06-2011, 16:13
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share
With his sporran 'a jigglin' the front of his kilt
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share
Some were quit stunning, but
They soon started running
There once was a canny Scot fae Ayrshire... 12 lines
When it came to women got his fair share
Some were quit stunning, but
They soon started running
With his sporran 'a jigglin' the front of his kilt
He had to be careful so nothing was spilt
starling
07-06-2011, 16:19
With his sporran 'a jigglin' the front of his kilt
He had to be careful so nothing was spilt
The girls lapped it up for no man could match him
The girls lapped it up for no man could match him
I just got concerned when he started scratching
starling
07-06-2011, 16:23
I just got concerned when he started scratching
With his wrist a'shaking he got all of a lather
With his wrist a'shaking he got all of a lather
And that saved him becoming a father !!
With his wrist a'shaking he got all of a lather
But the smile on his face meant it didn't matter
starling
07-06-2011, 16:27
And that saved him becoming a father !!
End ....... Best poem Yet :lol:
Start next
End ....... Best poem Yet :lol:
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Down yonderr green valley 8 lines
Down yonderr green valley 8 lines
In deepest Welsh Wales
Down yonder green valley 8 lines
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally
Down yonder green valley 8 lines
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally
With long scary nails
Down yonder green valley (8 lines)
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally
With long scary nails
She never did clean them
Down yonder green valley (8 lines)
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally
With long scary nails
She never did clean them
Oh what a cow
starling
07-06-2011, 16:51
Down yonder green valley (8 lines)
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally
With long scary nails
She never did clean them
Oh what a cow
The dirtiest bitch .........(Next line is last - Make it good :lol:)
Down yonder green valley (8 lines)
In deepest Welsh Wales
There stayed my Aunt Sally
With long scary nails
She never did clean them
Oh what a cow
The dirtiest bitch .........
Is on X Factor now
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass ......... 8 lines
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass
starling
07-06-2011, 17:14
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass
Careful Medman - she's a Campbell no less!
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her *ss
She's a Campbell no less
So she made such a mess
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass
Careful Medman - she's a Campbell no less!
If she says today is Monday,i would always say YES!
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass
Careful Medman - she's a Campbell no less!
If she says today is Monday,i would always say YES!
So I decided to show her my moves
So I decided to show her my moves
But she much preferred looking at my shoes
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass
Careful Medman - she's a Campbell no less!
If she says today is Monday,i would always say YES!
So I decided to show her my moves
But she much preferred looking at my shoes
Which were polished to perfection to show my reflection
starling
07-06-2011, 18:00
Over in Yorkshire i spied a nice lass
Who never stood up just sat on her ass
Careful Medman - she's a Campbell no less!
If she says today is Monday,i would always say YES!
So I decided to show her my moves
But she much preferred looking at my shoes
Which were polished to perfection to show my reflection
Of a perfect Scottish Dude.
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New One - 8 lines
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
starling
07-06-2011, 18:16
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
My bum started glowing im feeling quite dire
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It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre
I bent further still and noticed my knees
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre
I bent further still and noticed my knees
I had to be careful because of the breeze
It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre
I bent further still and noticed my knees
I had to be careful because of the breeze
That blew up my kilt at one awful tilt
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It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre
I bent further still and noticed my knees
I had to be careful because of the breeze
That blew up my kilt at one awful tilt
The breeze was quite sharp, some parts started to wilt
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08-06-2011, 08:28
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It was a cold Sunday morning, the air was quite still
The heating was on, but I still felt a chill
Warming my backside in front of the fire
I noticed the size of my michelin tyre
I bent further still and noticed my knees
I had to be careful because of the breeze
That blew up my kilt at one awful tilt
The breeze was quite sharp, some parts started to wilt
EXCELLENT :lol:
Heres next one - 8 lines again
My boyfriend said to me one day
Heres next one - 8 lines again
My boyfriend said to me one day
Do you want to go outside to play
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