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garlicbread
20-09-2011, 12:28
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed
a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity
music in women's breast implants.


The iTit will cost between £499.00 and £699.00
depending on speaker size.



This is considered to be a major breakthrough because
women have always complained about men staring
at their tits and not listening to them.

Vortex Wake
20-09-2011, 12:48
And the iTouch Tits price?

atlantico
20-09-2011, 12:51
they could call it an iProd

dokgolf
20-09-2011, 12:52
How would you tune it?:whistle:

obs
20-09-2011, 13:05
Do you mean 'Tittivate' ? :whistle:

atlantico
20-09-2011, 18:38
How would you tune it?:whistle:

there's also a port for your headphones . . . . . lower down !

Santiago
27-09-2011, 18:21
there's also a port for your headphones . . . . . lower down !

I hear they are on trial in Bristol's centre.

Medman
27-09-2011, 23:21
I hear they are on trial in Bristol's centre.

Is that the breast you can do ? :tongue:

Santiago
28-09-2011, 22:16
Is that the breast you can do ? :tongue:

Ooops, obviously boobed with that one! :c2:

Medman
29-09-2011, 12:50
Ooops, obviously boobed with that one! :c2:

Chest checking ......... :laugh:

Santiago
29-09-2011, 15:31
Chest checking ......... :laugh:

Oh, not one of those knockers again?

Medman
29-09-2011, 16:52
Oh, not one of those knockers again?

Just feeling a wee bit melon choly ...... :sorry:

Santiago
29-09-2011, 21:09
Just feeling a wee bit melon choly ...... :sorry:

Corsets all changed in recent years!