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garlicbread
20-09-2011, 12:28
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed
a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity
music in women's breast implants.


The iTit will cost between 499.00 and 699.00
depending on speaker size.



This is considered to be a major breakthrough because
women have always complained about men staring
at their tits and not listening to them.

Vortex Wake
20-09-2011, 12:48
And the iTouch Tits price?

atlantico
20-09-2011, 12:51
they could call it an iProd

dokgolf
20-09-2011, 12:52
How would you tune it?:whistle:

obs
20-09-2011, 13:05
Do you mean 'Tittivate' ? :whistle:

atlantico
20-09-2011, 18:38
How would you tune it?:whistle:

there's also a port for your headphones . . . . . lower down !

Santiago
27-09-2011, 18:21
there's also a port for your headphones . . . . . lower down !

I hear they are on trial in Bristol's centre.

Medman
27-09-2011, 23:21
I hear they are on trial in Bristol's centre.

Is that the breast you can do ? :tongue:

Santiago
28-09-2011, 22:16
Is that the breast you can do ? :tongue:

Ooops, obviously boobed with that one! :c2:

Medman
29-09-2011, 12:50
Ooops, obviously boobed with that one! :c2:

Chest checking ......... :laugh:

Santiago
29-09-2011, 15:31
Chest checking ......... :laugh:

Oh, not one of those knockers again?

Medman
29-09-2011, 16:52
Oh, not one of those knockers again?

Just feeling a wee bit melon choly ...... :sorry:

Santiago
29-09-2011, 21:09
Just feeling a wee bit melon choly ...... :sorry:

Corsets all changed in recent years!