Men... What do you wear, Speedos or Shorts...?

[KirstyJay]

In reply to the 'bikini' thread,

Blokes... what do you wear? Speedos or shorts? I personally think that one must NOT wear speedos unless one has a 6 pack... and not of Doradas ;) :D

It has to be this...

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Not this....!

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[dokgolf]

Billy Connolly said of Speedos that "it makes your mickey look like a baby's arm hanging out over the side of the pram"! Shorts for me, I haven't either the body or the ego for Speedos!

[imablue]

yep that me ..........i,m in that bracket..........

[karinagal]

Speedos - budgie smugglers - banana hammocks..... are acceptable in most cases but thongs.... (not the flip flop kind..) are just plain wrong on the larger man.... Especially if the wearer bends over to pick something up...... Ass flossing..... Yeuch!!

[kieraj]

my other half WILL always wear shorts on my advice, would look a treat in speedo's , I won't post a pic it may offend x

[dokgolf]

yep that me ..........i,m in that bracket..........

:D Which?:D

[lozzie1821]

I totally agree with you here kirstyJay...

The male species should not wear speedos unless A a small boy in which case speedos or shorts dont matter or B they have the body to pull it off...

I would rather see a heavy woman in a bikini than a heavy man in speedos..

My ex who has a fantastic body took me the beach when we 1st got together i thought nothing of it till i noticed my boyf was wearing a thong like speedo!!
I burst out laughing in shock as i wasnt expecting it but i did enjoy being the girlhe was all over on the beach whilst other girls just got to look!
I believe this is similar 2 how i looked all day!! :raspberry2:

[KirstyJay]

Speedos - budgie smugglers - banana hammocks..... are acceptable in most cases but thongs.... (not the flip flop kind..) are just plain wrong on the larger man.... Especially if the wearer bends over to pick something up...... Ass flossing..... Yeuch!!

What? Like this.... :D :rofl: :v2:

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[atlantico]

well . . . . . i wear Speedos . . . . But I think you're referring to the 'style' not brand name, as mine are always 'trunks' not 'knickers' style !

[karinagal]

What? Like this.... :D :rofl: :v2:

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YES (unfortunately) exactly like that!! Ewwww.. Bit like the Simpsons episode where Homer puts one on and it disappears so he repeats the process saying "I don't know where they're going but I hope it's a good place" (or something like that!!) :D

[TOTO 99]

My trunks were Speedo but when I went in the water the "S" came off..:laugh:

[Goforgold]

well . . . . . i wear Speedos . . . . But I think you're referring to the 'style' not brand name, as mine are always 'trunks' not 'knickers' style !

I'm a bit confused ??? What's the difference between the trunk style Speedo and the 'knicker' type? Can someone post pics please so I can see.

[atlantico]

speedo 'smalls' and speedo 'large' . . . . and 'knickers'

http://www.acasports.co.uk/images/products/full/speedo_trunks_sportsbrief.jpg = 'smalls' / briefs

http://www.body360.co.uk/shopimages/products/thumbnails/Speedo_Endurance_4c08e97610bce1.jpg = trunks

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ho/hom-fredy-string.jpg = 'knickers' / G Strings

[DJ Dangerous]

Shorts, only shorts... Speedos just can't keep the package secure...

[Goforgold]

speedo 'smalls' and speedo 'large' . . . . and 'knickers'

http://www.acasports.co.uk/images/products/full/speedo_trunks_sportsbrief.jpg = 'smalls' / briefs

http://www.body360.co.uk/shopimages/products/thumbnails/Speedo_Endurance_4c08e97610bce1.jpg = trunks

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ho/hom-fredy-string.jpg = 'knickers' / G Strings

Well with a bottom like that, I prefer the 3rd picture ;)

I heard on the radio ages ago that it was a no, no for men to wear the Speedo type briefs and so I told OH he had to get something else to wear (he is very slim by the way) but when I went to the gym everyone was wearing the brief type. There was only one old man wearing some horrible yellow shorts!

Now I do keep checking these men out every time I go swimming, purely for research purposes of course, and virtually no-one wears shorts for swimming.

Men - where what you want. Women do and you don't half see some sights!! :)

[YOUNG GOLFER]

Shorts now since i have been married wife told me i should not show off.;)

[karinagal]

Shorts, only shorts... Speedos just can't keep the package secure...

I..... erm.... ahem..... speechless for once!!!!!! ;)

[marbro8]

i have always worn shorts, but have brought some speedo trunks to try in october, i tried them on to show my inlaws what they looked like last week and my sister in law shouted out " oh look you can see his little helmet" so i think i will leave them at home:o

[doreen]

And just what was Daniel Craig wearing that time .... cue picture, pretty please ;)

[KirstyJay]

And just what was Daniel Craig wearing that time .... cue picture, pretty please ;)Well... if you insist! :D

It would have to be these...

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or these!...

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or these...

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[Goforgold]

Well... if you insist! :D

It would have to be these...

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or these!...

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or these...

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He seems to have a bit of an itch?! :)


i have always worn shorts, but have brought some speedo trunks to try in october, i tried them on to show my inlaws what they looked like last week and my sister in law shouted out " oh look you can see his little helmet" so i think i will leave them at home:o

We're over in October - whereabouts will you be wearing them and I'll see if your sister in law is right!! ;)

[marbro8]

He seems to have a bit of an itch?! :)



We're over in October - whereabouts will you be wearing them and I'll see if your sister in law is right!! ;):crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing: class

[Goforgold]

:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing: class

and you'll be swimming where ?? :swimming:....:wow:

[marbro8]

and you'll be swimming where ?? :swimming:....:wow:the compostella beach, i just hope it's a heated pool:D

[warbey]

It must be Shorts.

Always easy if You have an itch..

[Goforgold]

the compostella beach, i just hope it's a heated pool:D

Dates please ;)

[marbro8]

Dates please ;)7th october-17 october 9 of us, first time we have been away together as a family since we all went to turkey about 5 years ago, me the wife her sister and hubby, 4 of their kids and the one's girlfriend

[Goforgold]

7th october-17 october 9 of us, first time we have been away together as a family since we all went to turkey about 5 years ago, me the wife her sister and hubby, 4 of their kids and the one's girlfriend

We're out around that time - keep a look out, you never know who'll be watching !! ;)

Sounds as though you'll all have a great time together. Let's hope the weather brightens up by then!! Mind you, it probably has by now.

[marbro8]

We're out around that time - keep a look out, you never know who'll be watching !! ;)

Sounds as though you'll all have a great time together. Let's hope the weather brightens up by then!! Mind you, it probably has by now.lol ye looking forward to it(even the arguing) i didn't know the weather had been bad? where are you staying?

[Santiago]

Well... if you insist! :D

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Where did you get all these pictures from, Kirsty? Made me come over all unnecessary!

[Sundowner]

Very few men have the body to wear speedos.......................but I can honestly say I am not one of them:)

[Goforgold]

lol ye looking forward to it(even the arguing) i didn't know the weather had been bad? where are you staying?

Palm Mar with the tumbleweed :)

[henry]

humm?? speedo or shorts... that´s a very good question!!! for all the ladies members thinking of me of speedo or shorts. all i going to said is LET´S YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD!!! bazinga!!!!

[Goforgold]

humm?? speedo or shorts... that´s a very good question!!! for all the ladies members thinking of me of speedo or shorts. all i going to said is LET´S YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD!!! bazinga!!!!

My mind is running wild Henry, very wild!! ;)

I'm off for a lie down, too much excitement for one day with this thread!! :)

[ali marshall]

My other half wears speedos,i hate them,ewww,if i could burn them without him missing them i would lol.You can see everything in them and he always says no one looks,okay of course not lol.I mean if women wore bikinis what showed off there camel toe would men not look?????

Okay 6 pack and nice tanned body very nice but gets a stage when i think ,no this just does not look nice.Find it very old fashioned and it reminds me of men that use to wear them with the big medallion necklaces ewww,as my dad says get rid of the budgie hammock.

[Goforgold]

Where have I been all these years? I'm hearing expressions I've never heard before!! Camel's Toes? Budgie Smugglers? Hilarious!

I still say if men are wanting to do 'proper swimming' then Speedos are the order of the day.

I'm off to the gym in a while and I'll look out for the Budgie Smugglers!! Well after all this talk, where else would I be looking? I don't think I'll be able to look a Speedo wearer in the face again!! :crazy:

[dokgolf]

Where have I been all these years? I'm hearing expressions I've never heard before!! Camel's Toes? Budgie Smugglers? Hilarious!

I still say if men are wanting to do 'proper swimming' then Speedos are the order of the day.

I'm off to the gym in a while and I'll look out for the Budgie Smugglers!! Well after all this talk, where else would I be looking? I don't think I'll be able to look a Speedo wearer in the face again!! :crazy:

:crylaughing::crylaughing:Where will you be looking then?? :crylaughing: I just hope I don't do the same next time I meet a bloke in Speedos:ashamed:

[marbro8]

:crylaughing::crylaughing:Where will you be looking then?? :crylaughing: I just hope I don't do the same next time I meet a bloke in Speedos:ashamed:i did last time we were over, there was this old spanish guy(about 80) with the tightest smallest you have ever seen, and it looked like he had an elephants trunk holding an apple down there, and i thought "what a waste":crylaughing:

[Goforgold]

Right!! I went specially into the swimming area after the gym to do my research, a bit difficult because I couldn't sit with my prescription goggles on in the jacuzzi and so everything was a bit blurred!!

It was a shame because there wasn't the usual amount of men there today, but the few I did see were wearing 'shorts'. Mind you all of them were well overweight and Speedos would have disappeared in the rolls of fat!! I have to say being overweight even in shorts, isn't a good look!!

I will force myself to go back Monday and check a few more out! ;)

[KirstyJay]

Where did you get all these pictures from, Kirsty? Made me come over all unnecessary!Google images. Fantastic :D

[sunseeker]

bloody hate speedos. germans seem to like wearing them on the beaches here in tenerife. none of them seem to have the body for it though. lol

[Goforgold]

I can't stand those 'long' legged shorts, if you know what I mean. :)

[sunseeker]

I can't stand those 'long' legged shorts, if you know what I mean. :)i know exactly what you mean. :v2:

[Goforgold]

My OH is very slim and still wears Speedos, but to bow down to all you Speedo haters, we've ordered him some Speedo shorts - they'll be here in time for our hols :)

1 of Speedo Men's Endurance and Classic Aquashort - Black Size 34"

Shipping Carrier: Royal Mail
Ship Date: September 26, 2011
Shipping Speed: Standard

[Goforgold]

Speedo update - no, I haven't been looking for Budgies, that's on Saturday!! However, OH's new Speedo swim shorts arrived today - WOW!!! They are much sexier than the Speedo briefs and they aren't those horrible things with long legs either - fantastic. ...........:inlove:

Thanks very much for this thread - I would never have known about them.

[Suej]

My OH does both! he put´s speedos on to sunbathe then puts shorts on to go swimming or walk around! Hmmm!:wink:

I prefer shorts on my OH!

[Malteser Monkey]

I prefer shorts on my OH!

as opposed to off ?:crylaughing:

:cheeky: sorry - I couldn't resist

[Suej]

as opposed to off ?:crylaughing:

:cheeky: sorry - I couldn't resist

What and let the budgie out you mean!!!!:lol::p

[Goforgold]

My OH does both! he put´s speedos on to sunbathe then puts shorts on to go swimming or walk around! Hmmm!:wink:

I prefer shorts on my OH!

I don't think your OH would be walking around in these Speedo shorts - they are very short, not the sort to go walking around the streets, very sexy!! ;) If your OH does wear this type for walking around, can you let me know when he's out please? :) - for research purposes only of course!! :D

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Speedo-Mens-Endurance-Classic-Aquashort/dp/B001DMQAU8

[Suej]

I don't think your OH would be walking around in these Speedo shorts - they are very short, not the sort to go walking around the streets, very sexy!! ;) If your OH does wear this type for walking around, can you let me know when he's out please? :) - for research purposes only of course!! :D

Oooooh cheeky!!! OH´s are just normal type so don´t get excited GFG! but he has got some nice pairs! :p

[Goforgold]

Oooooh cheeky!!! OH´s are just normal type so don´t get excited GFG! but he has got some nice pairs! :p

A nice pair of what ? ;)

[Malteser Monkey]

Easy you two - this thread is getting outt hand

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Nite xxxx

[Suej]

Easy you two - this thread is getting outt hand

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Hey MM! why don´t you download Firefox or chrome! you won´t be sorry hun!:)

[Malteser Monkey]

Ok sorted now Mum has Safari and that's working tickety boo !

Wow what a scorcher here today - think it's going to be the hottest one. 24deg in what is usually a cold front room !

[lozzie1821]

pppphhheew!
I seen a lovely looking bloke today in a pair of speedos today!!! I couldnt help but stare, he had the FITTEST body ever and even managed to show off a little by making his pecks move!!!!!!!! mmmmm A lovely saturday afternoon treat it was
Im away 2 dream about him tonight hehe :snore:

[Goforgold]

Ok sorted now Mum has Safari and that's working tickety boo !

Wow what a scorcher here today - think it's going to be the hottest one. 24deg in what is usually a cold front room !

Hope you're having a great weekend!! ;)

It was around 28 degs here today, I had to put the aircon on in the living room!!


pppphhheew!
I seen a lovely looking bloke today in a pair of speedos today!!! I couldnt help but stare, he had the FITTEST body ever and even managed to show off a little by making his pecks move!!!!!!!! mmmmm A lovely saturday afternoon treat it was
Im away 2 dream about him tonight hehe :snore:

We notice you haven't divulged where you saw this hunk - I was pleased to read that he only made his pecks move!! ;)

[Malteser Monkey]

it's so hot down here GFG I am waiting for my bedroom to cool down/just having another wine so I don't care basically

26 deg inside

[Goforgold]

it's so hot down here GFG I am waiting for my bedroom to cool down/just having another wine so I don't care basically

26 deg inside

:D - sounds good to me. I'm going to bed now, it's a bit late for an oldun like me!! :)

[Malteser Monkey]

ok nite hun off now xx

[lozzie1821]

We notice you haven't divulged where you saw this hunk - I was pleased to read that he only made his pecks move!! ;)

It was in Los Cristianos along the beach front showering himself coming off the beach!!! :D and yes i will be taking a stroll down there more often

[kingbaker]

It was in Los Cristianos along the beach front showering himself coming off the beach!!! :D and yes i will be taking a stroll down there more often

Thanks Lozzie much obliged........you can watch me anytime!!! HA!HA!:tiphat:

[Vortex Wake]

What I wear.........................


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nA_SjIdfXI

[Davie Thistle]

............hmmmmmm

well now, I wear the old type swimming trunks,
under my shorts and change at the venue!
either at the beach or pool - coff!:ashamed:,

D, says they are speedo but they are not!
and shorts at any other time!

[Goforgold]

It was in Los Cristianos along the beach front showering himself coming off the beach!!! :D and yes i will be taking a stroll down there more often

Well? Have you seen him again Lozzie?

We went on the beach first time this holiday - I did a lot of research and I think my OH might have done too - never seen so many topless ladies!!

My conclusion on the Speedos is, that although the briefs are ok if the man is slim, they look a bit dated. I think the Speedo short shorts are the way forward!! :)

[kingbaker]

Well? Have you seen him again Lozzie?

We went on the beach first time this holiday - I did a lot of research and I think my OH might have done too - never seen so many topless ladies!!

My conclusion on the Speedos is, that although the briefs are ok if the man is slim, they look a bit dated. I think the Speedo short shorts are the way forward!! :)

'Suppose it's difficult for you ladies when you are with someone who looks better IN shorts, than someone like me (rare model), who looks better WITHOUT them HA!!! HA!!!!:tiphat:

[Goforgold]

'Suppose it's difficult for you ladies when you are with someone who looks better IN shorts, than someone like me (rare model), who looks better WITHOUT them HA!!! HA!!!!:tiphat:

I've just been woken up!!!! :) :) :)

So are you telling us you look like that fantastic photo that KJ put on this thread earlier?? If so, we want proof!!! ;)

I need to chat to you about the German market and your hols. I'll have to put a post on about the Bob Dive tomorrow and then we can go Off Topic on that thread as it's mine!! ;)

[kingbaker]

Hasta Manana mi amigo

[lozzie1821]

I seen him again and yes my plan of attack worked haha i managed to speak 2 him & was unlucky enough to meet his PARTNER!! his name was carlos..

why are the fit ones gay or married? ha

[Goforgold]

I seen him again and yes my plan of attack worked haha i managed to speak 2 him & was unlucky enough to meet his PARTNER!! his name was carlos..

why are the fit ones gay or married? ha

That's a shame Lozzie, but don't give up !! :)

[kingbaker]

Right!! I went specially into the swimming area after the gym to do my research, a bit difficult because I couldn't sit with my prescription goggles on in the jacuzzi and so everything was a bit blurred!!

It was a shame because there wasn't the usual amount of men there today, but the few I did see were wearing 'shorts'. Mind you all of them were well overweight and Speedos would have disappeared in the rolls of fat!! I have to say being overweight even in shorts, isn't a good look!!

I will force myself to go back Monday and check a few more out! ;)


Very cruel!!!!!!!!!! I must say I'm shocked

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i know exactly what you mean. :v2:

Charming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goforgold]

Very cruel!!!!!!!!!! I must say I'm shocked

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Charming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you trying to say that you are well overweight and actually wear tight Speedo briefs??!!! :D

That was an old post Kingbaker and I notice I use the word 'blurred' - BEFORE Dr Fox did!!! ;) - maybe he read the forum for some inspiration for his get out speech?!! ;)

Just re-read your earlier post and it would seem that I'm incorrect in my assumption - any photos from your recent trip to Tenerife? :)

[kingbaker]

Are you trying to say that you are well overweight and actually wear tight Speedo briefs??!!! :D

That was an old post Kingbaker and I notice I use the word 'blurred' - BEFORE Dr Fox did!!! ;) - maybe he read the forum for some inspiration for his get out speech?!! ;)

Just re-read your earlier post and it would seem that I'm incorrect in my assumption - any photos from your recent trip to Tenerife? :)


I think I'm being found out here HA!!!!HA!!!!HA!!!!I think I'm about to be beaten up by Lozzie and Jackie and you Goforgold mmmmmmmmmmmmmm what
a four-some

Dr Fox what a clown...........to think he'd get away with it? What a clot. Photos? How much money you got??????:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy: