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KirstyJay
22-09-2011, 23:42
A reply on one of the other threads reminded me of this old chestnut, so what's your porn name? This is the name you would use if you were an adult movie star :D

You take the name of your first pet, and your mother's maiden name.

I am Benny Brown :D

Who are you?....
slodgedad
23-09-2011, 02:38
Bluey Hocking. (Bluey was a budgie)
KirstyJay
23-09-2011, 07:40
No bad... the bloke's is Butch Calder
Goforgold
23-09-2011, 08:32
Scamp Griffin .................
Malteser Monkey
23-09-2011, 09:15
Our pet dog as a child was called Ruff ............so as they say in Dragon's Den - I'm out !:D
dokgolf
23-09-2011, 09:27
Our pet dog as a child was called Ruff ............so as they say in Dragon's Den - I'm out !:D

:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughin g:
karinagal
23-09-2011, 09:34
Dinky McGreskin - Dinky was also a budgie.... Could have been worse - second pet was a guinea pig called Tufty...... :p
cjd01
23-09-2011, 09:59
Oh dear!
Blackie Martin!!! Dont think I could get away with that in these days of PC!! :laugh:
seanocelt
23-09-2011, 11:07
Mary's Prayer............well, my mum was Mary, and when you sang the song Kirsty, I thought of the 80s....my porn star years! Sean.
Suej
23-09-2011, 12:16
IŽd be Su-ling White :laugh:
Malteser Monkey
23-09-2011, 12:49
IŽd be Su-ling White :laugh:

Sounds like "you love long time":D:cheeky:
Suej
23-09-2011, 13:22
Su-ling can ruve all night rong!:laugh: It wasnŽt my first cat but my first Siamese!:wave:
Malteser Monkey
23-09-2011, 13:34
Su-ling can ruve all night rong!:laugh: It wasnŽt my first cat but my first Siamese!:wave:

:laugh: Ohh I see - was wondering !
Suej
23-09-2011, 13:41
:laugh: Ohh I see - was wondering !

I can remember a pet cat we had when I was small! but Stinky White didnŽt have the same ring to it!:D
doreen
23-09-2011, 13:57
... and please welcome the alluring ... Fred Joyce :lol:
Santiago
23-09-2011, 14:00
...........Paddy Burgess! ........ Paddy was a small wire haired terrier who kept running away. That name doesn't sound very alluring either!!
Suej
23-09-2011, 14:03
... and please welcome the alluring ... Fred Joyce :lol:

Unusual maiden name D? or was that her christian name?

Fred? Ah so youŽre one of those Lady boys eh?!:wink2:
doreen
23-09-2011, 14:04
No, check with dokgolf ... Joyce is a good Connemara surname :) .... Fred was a gorgeous Chow
Suej
23-09-2011, 14:08
No, check with dokgolf ... Joyce is a good Connemara surname :) .... Fred was a gorgeous Chow

Top of the afternoon to ya D!:stpaddy:
cowen1000
23-09-2011, 14:51
I would be Sunny Harrison :)
sunspot
23-09-2011, 16:30
Bert Golding...........its not got an edge,has it?
canarybird
23-09-2011, 17:46
Sparky Rodgers......sound interesting?
YOUNG GOLFER
23-09-2011, 17:47
Rebel Johnson............
KirstyJay
23-09-2011, 19:26
Rebel Johnson............Sounds more like a character from a Stephen Segal movie!!!
doreen
23-09-2011, 19:30
They are mostly male sounding names ... says something about how we name our pets :)
marbro8
23-09-2011, 19:37
peter cottrill? sounds more like a double glazing salesman than a porn star, i use the name driller brookes in real life:D
Bobby
23-09-2011, 23:15
Mine would be Paddy Punch - my first pet dog and my dear Irish Mother.
CaribeCelt
23-09-2011, 23:44
Darkie Kelly:D
Medman
24-09-2011, 02:18
Snowy Millar ....... cool ?