Who would you come back as and Why?

[Ian55]

Ok if you could come back ie Reincarnation who would you come back as and why :spin:

[Malteser Monkey]

Me - why would I want to be anyone else:D:cheeky:

[Ian55]

Me - why would I want to be anyone else:D:cheeky:

Oh come on MM ;) but there again looking at you posting's in the Dungeon maybe you may be right :whistle::agree:

[Malteser Monkey]

Oh come on MM ;) but there again looking at you posting's in the Dungeon maybe you may be right :whistle::agree:

Ahhh thank you

ok I'd wanna come back as Pippa M - just to have that wonderful derrier ! Not saying that mine ain't far off:D:D:bootyshake:

[Ian55]

Ahhh thank you

ok I'd wanna come back as Pippa M - just to have that wonderful derrier ! Not saying that mine ain't far off:D:D:bootyshake:

You could put it up in the thread MM:bootyshake:

[lozzie1821]

Katie Price........ she is my idol x

[KirstyJay]

Shakira... because her hips don't lie, so it'd be great to have something you can always rely on for the truth :D

[AL JAY]

Katie Price........ she is my idol x

Thats quite sad that lozzie...she was ok before she turned into a freak, she will end up looking worse than Liza Minnelli...:eek::monster:

[lozzie1821]

Thats quite sad that lozzie...she was ok before she turned into a freak, she will end up looking worse than Liza Minnelli...:eek::monster:

No way.. hes a business woman - ok she took her clothes off which aint anything spectacular like a doctor or a lawyer but 1 thing that can be said is all the money she has earned shes done herself - she hasnt needed a footballer boyfriend to get her noticed... She may have had to invest in big boobs but if she was ugly she wouldnt have got where she is today and made the millions she has..
also having a son with disabiliies means her feet are kept firmly on the ground as he makes her realise she things in common and can relate to those in not such a fortunate position as she is in..

i admit some surgeries shes had done are ridiculous but i admire her & if i was dyig my 1 wish would be to meet her again! :-).

Id rather her be my idol than the likes of Kerry Katona....

[Goforgold]

I would like to come back as a man, for many reasons. :)

The hobbies for men are endless: football, cricket, darts, snooker, motor racing, motor bikes, rugby, hockey, porn.
The list is endless and most men seem to be able to sit for hours just watching it and the porn!! :)

I could stand at the bar for hours, alone, drinking and eyeing up the tottie and probably chatting it up and maybe getting lucky? ;)

I could go to bed when I have flu or just slightly under the weather.

I could take my time doing whatever it is, whilst the lucky woman ran around like a headless chicken, putting washing on, ironing, cooking, cleaning, shopping, looking after children.....

I wouldn't have had to give birth, just enjoy the bits before!!

No painful monthly bits and menopause and everything else that goes with it. :(

I would get grey hair and wrinkles and look distinguished.

As I said the list is endless - Yes!! I'm coming back as a man!

PS. I wouldn't have to wait to ask someone else to help me pick up that heavy box either!!

PPS - I could have virtually no hair and therefore go swimming whenever without spending hours drying the stuff.

I wouldn't have to bother with clothes - just throw on a pair of trousers and a shirt and off I go!! :)

[anegib]

My dog he is spoilt rotten.

[Greg]

Hugh Hefner, no need to explain is there? :devil2:

[ali marshall]

hmmm proberly a dog,but not here in tenrife lol,because i could have fun where ever i wanted,have kids and dont worry about them,get fed and not worry about the bills,and also pee where i wanted.Have a cuddle when i like,get taken for a walk every day.Oh wouldnt it be lovely not to have to worry about anything in life lol

Could of said someone rich but i do not belive money comes without any worries lol

[dokgolf]

I'd come back as Brad Pitt. The reason why..... Angelina Jolie. You can work out why for yourselves!!:devil::devil2:

[Malteser Monkey]

I would like to come back as a man, for many reasons. :)

The hobbies for men are endless: football, cricket, darts, snooker, motor racing, motor bikes, rugby, hockey, porn.
The list is endless and most men seem to be able to sit for hours just watching it and the porn!! :)

I could stand at the bar for hours, alone, drinking and eyeing up the tottie and probably chatting it up and maybe getting lucky? ;)

I could go to bed when I have flu or just slightly under the weather.

I could take my time doing whatever it is, whilst the lucky woman ran around like a headless chicken, putting washing on, ironing, cooking, cleaning, shopping, looking after children.....

I wouldn't have had to give birth, just enjoy the bits before!!

No painful monthly bits and menopause and everything else that goes with it. :(

I would get grey hair and wrinkles and look distinguished.

As I said the list is endless - Yes!! I'm coming back as a man!

PS. I wouldn't have to wait to ask someone else to help me pick up that heavy box either!!

PPS - I could have virtually no hair and therefore go swimming whenever without spending hours drying the stuff.

I wouldn't have to bother with clothes - just throw on a pair of trousers and a shirt and off I go!! :)

Ok apart from the hair, Football, motor bike and racing - no difference for me !!:crylaughing::dontknow::cheeky::lol:

[sunseeker]

my son, as he get spoilt rotten the lucky git. grandparents have their uses.

[marbro8]

not someone but something, a toilet seat in a womens modeling agency:eyebrows:

[Goforgold]

Ok apart from the hair, Football, motor bike and racing - no difference for me !!:crylaughing::dontknow::cheeky::lol:

What? You stand at the bar chatting up tottie ? :crazy:

[sunseeker]

not someone but something, a toilet seat in a womens modeling agency:eyebrows:pervert :D

[Goforgold]

not someone but something, a toilet seat in a womens modeling agency:eyebrows:

What and get p ******d on? Are you mad?? ;)

Wouldn't you prefer to come back as the chair in their dressing room? :)

[marbro8]

pervert :Dyep:eyebrows:


What and get p ******d on? Are you mad?? ;)

Wouldn't you prefer to come back as the chair in their dressing room? :)never thought of that:tiphat:

[sunseeker]

What and get p ******d on? Are you mad?? ;)he may be german ;)



Wouldn't you prefer to come back as the chair in their dressing room? :)theyd have knickers on ;)

[Goforgold]

he may be german ;) Thinking about it, not necessarily German - I think he may have let the cat out of the bag ?!!

theyd have knickers on ;)

Yes, but if he was a chair he could watch them getting changed?!! - I think we're going too far now!!! :ashamed:

[marbro8]

Yes, but if he was a chair he could watch them getting changed?!! - I think we're going too far now!!! :ashamed:aw no we aint:crylaughing:

[Goforgold]

aw no we aint:crylaughing:

I think you need to get your Speedos on and cool down!! ......:swimming:

[marbro8]

I think you need to get your Speedos on and cool down!! ......:swimming:ups:ashamed: to late:eyebrows:

[Goforgold]

ups:ashamed: to late:eyebrows:

..............................:nono:.............. ........:smack:

[marbro8]

..............................:nono:.............. ........:smack:lmao great reply as always:crylaughing: only joking, i have a wicked sense of humour and my wife says it will get me into trouble one day:eyebrows:

[dokgolf]

yep:eyebrows:

never thought of that:tiphat:

how about soap in their shower?

[Goforgold]

lmao great reply as always:crylaughing: only joking, i have a wicked sense of humour and my wife says it will get me into trouble one day:eyebrows:

Well your wife was right - as usual!! :)


how about soap in their shower?

Now don't you start Dokgolf, we've had enough with Marbro!!! :)

If you're going to go the whole hog, then you might as well be the sponge!!!! :spin:

Just don't ask to be what Prince Charles said he wanted to be when he was talking to Camilla during that phone tapping episode - how embarrassing was that??!!! :)

[marbro8]

Well your wife was right - as usual!! :)



Now don't you start Dokgolf, we've had enough with Marbro!!! :)

If you're going to go the whole hog, then you might as well be the sponge!!!! :spin:

Just don't ask to be what Prince Charles said he wanted to be when he was talking to Camilla during that phone tapping episode - how embarrassing was that??!!! :)a? must av missed that?

[dokgolf]

You don't want to know!

[Goforgold]

You don't want to know!

I was just going to say that myself!!