Funny Sayings...

[Ed3229]

Why do we POP to the shop??
Why do we go UP or Down a flat road??

Do you have any funny sayings......

Added after 5 minutes:

Forgot one I get at work.....Im a Butcher and people always ask for dog bones but we don't butcher dogs.

[AL JAY]

Are you reading that paper your sitting on????

[mhtenerife]

I´ll wipe that smile off your face.

[cjd01]

A blind man would be pleased to see it! (One of Nan's favourite):lol:

[AL JAY]

If you fall and break yer leg, Don't come running to me...:doh: