I was standing at the bar when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you
Weather great here
Ok then as it's the end of the month we'll push the boat out and have both !!
Weather rubbish here, heavy showers on/off
Island Connections newspaper has today reported on an attempted armed (with Knifes) robbery with Three men wearing Balaclavas entering a Hotel Reception
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