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    One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
    Satan: "Why so glum?"
    Biker : "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
    Satan:...
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    Four military guys were on a bike tour, 3 young and one older Vet, he was a tanned, older biker, a man's man. They set off on their journey but nobody wanted to room with Mick from the Paras because...
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    A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced by 50...
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    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a 20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
    Noticing...
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    Manchester Weather


    Wednesday: ⚠️ Gusty winds and showers - Max 8C.

    Good morning!

    Today we have gusty winds to contend with as Storm Eleanor continues to affect the UK. Winds gusts could...
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    Young lad goes to the doctor who spots something really bad and before he knows it the young lad is standing in front of a specialist in Harley street.

    The specialist shakes his head and says...
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    Manchester Weather

    New Year’s Eve & New Year’s Day Weather.

    New Year’s Eve: �� High 10C

    The final day of 2017 brings windy weather along with a mixture of sunny spells and showers. Winds...
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    Weather update for Oldham

    Just in case youre flying home tomorrow

    Weather forecast alert

    Severe weather warning issued for snow for our area tomorrow morning with up to 15cm on high...
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    Manchester Weather

    Thursday: ��Wintry showers & sunny spells - Max 5C.
    Good morning!
    Today we start on a very cold note with a few showers of sleet/snow around, mostly to the South-West of...
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    We hope everybody had a nice Christmas Day! Today we are back in cold air with temperatures struggling with only a high of 5C. Boxing Day afternoon will see a few showers but also plenty of bright...
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    My Grandkids keep taking the **** saying I've got Alzheimers
    They won't be laughing Christmas Day
    when they wake up and there's no eggs under the bonfire
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    Manchester Weather


    Thursday: ☁️ Foggy/Cloudy - Max 11C.

    Good morning! Quick update today as there really is not much change in the conditions we have had the last few days.

    All areas...
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    Re: what was your worst holiday

    Portugal, a few years ago. We had a ground floor apartment with entry through the patio doors. About 7 am on the first morning we were woken by a loud banging on the glass doors, it was some drunken...
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    A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger girl at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his...
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    Stevie Wonder meets up with Tiger Woods
    hows it going Tiger, asks Stevie
    Great, replies Tiger, Ive been working hard, got the swing back into rhythm and the back is holding up. What about...
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    Manchester Weather


    Wednesday: [emoji942] Heavy showers/Windy - Max 6C.

    Good morning! We have a change to some more traditional Manchester weather today with frequent heavy showers, some of...
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    A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi were sitting around drinking coffee.
    Someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to...
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    Oldham Weather

    You know its cold but.....


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    Since it’s started snowing ❄️ wifey has spent the last two hours looking through the window .


    If it doesn’t stop soon I’ll have to let her in .
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    Oldham Weather

    Heavy snow on and off all morning

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    A Frenchman, an Englishman and an Aussie were lost in the jungle. They came across a clear pool of water and jumped in to cool off. They were suddenly surrounded by natives who dragged them from the...
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    Manchester Weather


    Thursday: [emoji942] Showers/Windy - Max 10C.

    Good morning! Today starts mild with some rain around with winds being quite gusty. It will turn increasingly colder as the...
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    A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his...
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