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  1. Thread: Hola from me

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    Re: Hola from me

    Welcome Mags, don't be frightened, just ask away. There are plenty of helpful people on here. :welcome:
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    Health Re: Do you drink the water?

    We do the same as canarybird. I suppose it depends where you are, in Adeje (county) the water is allegedly safe to drink from the tap since last year, since they opened the new treatment plant.
    link...
  3. Home and Garden Re: Curtains

    Don't know where you are Amanda, but most towns have a shop called 'El Kilo'they are very good, and reasonable. :goodluck:
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    Sticky: Re: Tenerife Forum joke thread: Post all your jokes here

    Life explained


    Life

    This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times:


    "Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free . . .
    it's women who make it...
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    Found a new resturant last night -

    Had an Irish mixed grill !!


    New potatoes, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes, waffles and hash browns with chips.
    :stpaddy:
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    National Orgasm Day

    He turns to his wife in bed and whispers "Did you
    know it's National Orgasm Day?"


    "Oh, what a pity," she smiled, "Right in the middle of
    National Headache Week !!
  7. Re: I will be at the Wold Premier of 'The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel'

    Enjoy Tailor :)
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    Entertainment Re: Carnival 2015 up and running with sound

    Oh no, not more karaoke :headbang::headbang:
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    Restaurants Re: Restaurant Paraiso, Valle San Lorenzo

    It's still there, and growing in popularity. Good food, and reasonably priced drinks. Can't really fault it :)
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    Other Re: Do you have the heating on?

    My aircon includes an inverter, provides warm air, is on now, and I won't be switching it off any time soon, it's damn cold up here ... :cold:
  11. Paperwork Re: Spanish Driving Licence

    Contact forum member golden maniac...:goodluck:
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    Shopping Re: Cobblers

    There is one In La Camella, next door to the petrol station, behind the bus stop. He is quick, reliable and inexpensive.
  13. Paperwork Re: Car Paperwork

    Contact forum member golden maniac. :goodluck:
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    Paperwork Re: Certified copy of passport

    Hi Snowdrop, they won't do it.
    You will have to go to a notary. The one opposite Los Crisianos church square is good.
  15. Re: Can you spell the most confusing words in English?

    Full marks also :c2:
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    Re: Happy Birthday to TheBloke

    Have a good day Gordon :tiphat: :party4::party2::cheers:
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    Walking On The Grass


    The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

    The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It...
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    Other Re: The bike on the Los Cristianos WebCam

    Aye, but a pole with a bike!!
  19. Re: looking for old friends

    We will keep an eye out out for them, and let them know you are seeking them. :tiphat:
  20. Re: looking for old friends

    Hi Terry, we know them, but haven't seen them yet this autumn.
    Wifey is more likely to see them than me, and if she does she will tell them you are looking.

    Are you over here as well?
  21. Home and Garden Re: fridge repair

    Try Graham on 687 694 580. Top man. :tiphat:
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    HOME Needed! Re: companion horse

    Hi sunset, you have a pm. :tiphat:
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    HOME Needed! Re: 2 Kittens Abandoned In Private apartment

    Hi Claire, where is the apartment (for cleaning purposes) ?
  24. Re: What do you think of the new Monarch non-reclining seats?

    Living dangerously there Tshirt :respect:
  25. Thread: Home Network.

    by obs
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    Other Re: Home Network.

    I would suggest getting in touch with Martin (forum member 'ofimart')
    Very well qualified and reasonable. Tel 922 721320 - for the mods this is his advertised number
    Good luck
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