Three words

[lynno52]

This lead to a general lack of good wine and good behaviour because Buckfast was a cocktail that fizzed up your nose and caused a huge reaction akin to a huge custard explosion in your pants requiring a hasty exit for a satisfying sit down on the nearest convenience. Because of this embarrassing little problem it was decided that in future they would all refrain from indulging in such flagrant abuse of dessert toppings after cocktails but instead would take some Bisto and whipped cream to thicken the sun tan lotion thereby ensuring that custard explosions remained securely in the bowels where they would never again cause such devastation to the poor wretches who had all been involved in creating large numbers of the uncontrolled explosive eruptions when least expected. This embarrassing situation had previously led to a pungent but somehow sweet aroma which wafted into outer space on a wave of fluffy clouds full of 'sex on the beach cocktails which had a disastrous effect on Medman causing him to eject the contents of his sporran. Lynno52 fell to her knees in admiration of his large and magnificent healthy eating lunchbox which was obviously full of nutrition and couldn't wait to see what would happen if Starling should appear. If he did keep exposing his fruit and fibre, Lynno and Starling would surely take the appropriate action to smother them in the most appetising Mexican guacamole.. As this was fairly standard procedure for this crime

[starling]

Re: Three words

This lead to a general lack of good wine and good behaviour because Buckfast was a cocktail that fizzed up your nose and caused a huge reaction akin to a huge custard explosion in your pants requiring a hasty exit for a satisfying sit down on the nearest convenience. Because of this embarrassing little problem it was decided that in future they would all refrain from indulging in such flagrant abuse of dessert toppings after cocktails but instead would take some Bisto and whipped cream to thicken the sun tan lotion thereby ensuring that custard explosions remained securely in the bowels where they would never again cause such devastation to the poor wretches who had all been involved in creating large numbers of the uncontrolled explosive eruptions when least expected. This embarrassing situation had previously led to a pungent but somehow sweet aroma which wafted into outer space on a wave of fluffy clouds full of 'sex on the beach cocktails which had a disastrous effect on Medman causing him to eject the contents of his sporran. Lynno52 fell to her knees in admiration of his large and magnificent healthy eating lunchbox which was obviously full of nutrition and couldn't wait to see what would happen if Starling should appear. If he did keep exposing his fruit and fibre, Lynno and Starling would surely take the appropriate action to smother them in the most appetising Mexican guacamole.. As this was fairly standard procedure for this crime and would definitely

[lynno52]

Re: Three words

This lead to a general lack of good wine and good behaviour because Buckfast was a cocktail that fizzed up your nose and caused a huge reaction akin to a huge custard explosion in your pants requiring a hasty exit for a satisfying sit down on the nearest convenience. Because of this embarrassing little problem it was decided that in future they would all refrain from indulging in such flagrant abuse of dessert toppings after cocktails but instead would take some Bisto and whipped cream to thicken the sun tan lotion thereby ensuring that custard explosions remained securely in the bowels where they would never again cause such devastation to the poor wretches who had all been involved in creating large numbers of the uncontrolled explosive eruptions when least expected. This embarrassing situation had previously led to a pungent but somehow sweet aroma which wafted into outer space on a wave of fluffy clouds full of 'sex on the beach cocktails which had a disastrous effect on Medman causing him to eject the contents of his sporran. Lynno52 fell to her knees in admiration of his large and magnificent healthy eating lunchbox which was obviously full of nutrition and couldn't wait to see what would happen if Starling should appear. If he did keep exposing his fruit and fibre, Lynno and Starling would surely take the appropriate action to smother them in the most appetising Mexican guacamole.. As this was fairly standard procedure for this crime and would definitely result in the

[starling]

Re: Three words
Re: Three words

This lead to a general lack of good wine and good behaviour because Buckfast was a cocktail that fizzed up your nose and caused a huge reaction akin to a huge custard explosion in your pants requiring a hasty exit for a satisfying sit down on the nearest convenience. Because of this embarrassing little problem it was decided that in future they would all refrain from indulging in such flagrant abuse of dessert toppings after cocktails but instead would take some Bisto and whipped cream to thicken the sun tan lotion thereby ensuring that custard explosions remained securely in the bowels where they would never again cause such devastation to the poor wretches who had all been involved in creating large numbers of the uncontrolled explosive eruptions when least expected. This embarrassing situation had previously led to a pungent but somehow sweet aroma which wafted into outer space on a wave of fluffy clouds full of 'sex on the beach cocktails which had a disastrous effect on Medman causing him to eject the contents of his sporran. Lynno52 fell to her knees in admiration of his large and magnificent healthy eating lunchbox which was obviously full of nutrition and couldn't wait to see what would happen if Starling should appear. If he did keep exposing his fruit and fibre, Lynno and Starling would surely take the appropriate action to smother them in the most appetising Mexican guacamole.. As this was fairly standard procedure for this crime and would definitely result in the disgraced culprit being

[lynno52]

Re: Three words

This lead to a general lack of good wine and good behaviour because Buckfast was a cocktail that fizzed up your nose and caused a huge reaction akin to a huge custard explosion in your pants requiring a hasty exit for a satisfying sit down on the nearest convenience. Because of this embarrassing little problem it was decided that in future they would all refrain from indulging in such flagrant abuse of dessert toppings after cocktails but instead would take some Bisto and whipped cream to thicken the sun tan lotion thereby ensuring that custard explosions remained securely in the bowels where they would never again cause such devastation to the poor wretches who had all been involved in creating large numbers of the uncontrolled explosive eruptions when least expected. This embarrassing situation had previously led to a pungent but somehow sweet aroma which wafted into outer space on a wave of fluffy clouds full of 'sex on the beach cocktails which had a disastrous effect on Medman causing him to eject the contents of his sporran. Lynno52 fell to her knees in admiration of his large and magnificent healthy eating lunchbox which was obviously full of nutrition and couldn't wait to see what would happen if Starling should appear. If he did keep exposing his fruit and fibre, Lynno and Starling would surely take the appropriate action to smother them in the most appetising Mexican guacamole.. As this was fairly standard procedure for this crime and would definitely result in the disgraced culprit being sent to a

[starling]

Re: Three words
Re: Three words

This lead to a general lack of good wine and good behaviour because Buckfast was a cocktail that fizzed up your nose and caused a huge reaction akin to a huge custard explosion in your pants requiring a hasty exit for a satisfying sit down on the nearest convenience. Because of this embarrassing little problem it was decided that in future they would all refrain from indulging in such flagrant abuse of dessert toppings after cocktails but instead would take some Bisto and whipped cream to thicken the sun tan lotion thereby ensuring that custard explosions remained securely in the bowels where they would never again cause such devastation to the poor wretches who had all been involved in creating large numbers of the uncontrolled explosive eruptions when least expected. This embarrassing situation had previously led to a pungent but somehow sweet aroma which wafted into outer space on a wave of fluffy clouds full of 'sex on the beach cocktails which had a disastrous effect on Medman causing him to eject the contents of his sporran. Lynno52 fell to her knees in admiration of his large and magnificent healthy eating lunchbox which was obviously full of nutrition and couldn't wait to see what would happen if Starling should appear. If he did keep exposing his fruit and fibre, Lynno and Starling would surely take the appropriate action to smother them in the most appetising Mexican guacamole.. As this was fairly standard procedure for this crime and would definitely result in the disgraced culprit being sent to a Tenerife brothel where

[Medman]

This lead to a general lack of good wine and good behaviour because Buckfast was a cocktail that fizzed up your nose and caused a huge reaction akin to a huge custard explosion in your pants requiring a hasty exit for a satisfying sit down on the nearest convenience. Because of this embarrassing little problem it was decided that in future they would all refrain from indulging in such flagrant abuse of dessert toppings after cocktails but instead would take some Bisto and whipped cream to thicken the sun tan lotion thereby ensuring that custard explosions remained securely in the bowels where they would never again cause such devastation to the poor wretches who had all been involved in creating large numbers of the uncontrolled explosive eruptions when least expected. This embarrassing situation had previously led to a pungent but somehow sweet aroma which wafted into outer space on a wave of fluffy clouds full of 'sex on the beach cocktails which had a disastrous effect on Medman causing him to eject the contents of his sporran. Lynno52 fell to her knees in admiration of his large and magnificent healthy eating lunchbox which was obviously full of nutrition and couldn't wait to see what would happen if Starling should appear. If he did keep exposing his fruit and fibre, Lynno and Starling would surely take the appropriate action to smother them in the most appetising Mexican guacamole.. As this was fairly standard procedure for this crime and would definitely result in the disgraced culprit being sent to a Tenerife brothel where extras were standard

[lynno52]

This lead to a general lack of good wine and good behaviour because Buckfast was a cocktail that fizzed up your nose and caused a huge reaction akin to a huge custard explosion in your pants requiring a hasty exit for a satisfying sit down on the nearest convenience. Because of this embarrassing little problem it was decided that in future they would all refrain from indulging in such flagrant abuse of dessert toppings after cocktails but instead would take some Bisto and whipped cream to thicken the sun tan lotion thereby ensuring that custard explosions remained securely in the bowels where they would never again cause such devastation to the poor wretches who had all been involved in creating large numbers of the uncontrolled explosive eruptions when least expected. This embarrassing situation had previously led to a pungent but somehow sweet aroma which wafted into outer space on a wave of fluffy clouds full of 'sex on the beach cocktails which had a disastrous effect on Medman causing him to eject the contents of his sporran. Lynno52 fell to her knees in admiration of his large and magnificent healthy eating lunchbox which was obviously full of nutrition and couldn't wait to see what would happen if Starling should appear. If he did keep exposing his fruit and fibre, Lynno and Starling would surely take the appropriate action to smother them in the most appetising Mexican guacamole.. As this was fairly standard procedure for this crime and would definitely result in the disgraced culprit being sent to a Tenerife brothel where extras were standard , he decided to

[martincrabb99]

[QUOTE=lynno52;410241]This lead to a general lack of good wine and good behaviour because Buckfast was a cocktail that fizzed up your nose and caused a huge reaction akin to a huge custard explosion in your pants requiring a hasty exit for a satisfying sit down on the nearest convenience. Because of this embarrassing little problem it was decided that in future they would all refrain from indulging in such flagrant abuse of dessert toppings after cocktails but instead would take some Bisto and whipped cream to thicken the sun tan lotion thereby ensuring that custard explosions remained securely in the bowels where they would never again cause such devastation to the poor wretches who had all been involved in creating large numbers of the uncontrolled explosive eruptions when least expected. This embarrassing situation had previously led to a pungent but somehow sweet aroma which wafted into outer space on a wave of fluffy clouds full of 'sex on the beach cocktails which had a disastrous effect on Medman causing him to eject the contents of his sporran. Lynno52 fell to her knees in admiration of his large and magnificent healthy eating lunchbox which was obviously full of nutrition and couldn't wait to see what would happen if Starling should appear. If he did keep exposing his fruit and fibre, Lynno and Starling would surely take the appropriate action to smother them in the most appetising Mexican guacamole.. As this was fairly standard procedure for this crime and would definitely result in the disgraced culprit being sent to a Tenerife brothel where extras were standard , he decided to undertake enlarging surgery

[lynno52]

This lead to a general lack of good wine and good behaviour because Buckfast was a cocktail that fizzed up your nose and caused a huge reaction akin to a huge custard explosion in your pants requiring a hasty exit for a satisfying sit down on the nearest convenience. Because of this embarrassing little problem it was decided that in future they would all refrain from indulging in such flagrant abuse of dessert toppings after cocktails but instead would take some Bisto and whipped cream to thicken the sun tan lotion thereby ensuring that custard explosions remained securely in the bowels where they would never again cause such devastation to the poor wretches who had all been involved in creating large numbers of the uncontrolled explosive eruptions when least expected. This embarrassing situation had previously led to a pungent but somehow sweet aroma which wafted into outer space on a wave of fluffy clouds full of 'sex on the beach cocktails which had a disastrous effect on Medman causing him to eject the contents of his sporran. Lynno52 fell to her knees in admiration of his large and magnificent healthy eating lunchbox which was obviously full of nutrition and couldn't wait to see what would happen if Starling should appear. If he did keep exposing his fruit and fibre, Lynno and Starling would surely take the appropriate action to smother them in the most appetising Mexican guacamole.. As this was fairly standard procedure for this crime and would definitely result in the disgraced culprit being sent to a Tenerife brothel where extras were standard , he decided to undertake enlarging surgery by Dr Crabbie who]