This posed a problem for the neighbours, because the animals, which included a very angry lesser spotted ferret, a very spotted dikkop and numerous others, all decided that this was their last chance to rule the World and set about establishing a powerful and elite committee made up of those animals who were deemed superior to the rest of the bunch who quite frankly couldn't give a flying fig who ran the menagerie and just wanted an easy life. Mindful of this, the candidates didn't spare any effort while putting forward bribes and enticements to curry favour with those who liked being enticed by fabulous gifts of high value and great kudos so that they could pretend that they were minted.
The voting took place in the middle of the field for security purposes, as it was very important that no-one was badgered into voting for the elite bunch of plonkers who wanted to rule the World. However, at the final count it was obvious that common sense prevailed and the committee announced that the whole of the estate would be governed by a mixed group of wild and not so wild laughing hyenas with
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