The offenders were quickly rounded up and the punishments handed out alphabetically so that they work out when each one was due to be publicly revealed as a Willo worshiper and thereby given a right good embarrassing and bucketful of yellow gunge which contained rather offensive smelling sewage, cabbage leaves and Willo's old perfume. Those who survived were then subjected to total humiliation by Willo's assistant who decided that the previous punishment was inadequate therefore dunking them in a nasty concoction of secret ingredients known only to The Martin Crabbe groupies. Emergency measures were taken so that the innocent parties were not implicated in this heinous debacle which could continue for longer than was originally planned when lots of people wrongly confessed to filming the many covert movements that allegedly took place
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