She had recently undergone reconstructive surgery and now had a nose on the end of her chin that unfortunately dripped constantly onto her straightjacket and down her Tommee Tippee bib. Despite this, she girded her loins and began to strip off her straightjacket in order to display her most valuable assets, little realising that the rest of the members gathered were far too drunk to even notice she was very well endowed, having had an eyeful though, some of the more educated onlookers realised the Pointer Sisters were pointing at them and inviting them to participate in zeppelin races and to wear something that enhanced their aged bodies.
This proved to be a difficult task as no-one had the vaguest idea what would be powerful enough to disguise their lumps and bumps, so it was with great trepidation
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