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    Re: Three words

    On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in the Freezer for like temperature of Outer Slabovia where strange black boxes contain the remains of extremely ugly pieces of eight and nine not counting the half eaten ones. Now a thought occurred to Bobby that ugly means the thoughts others have may differ from one's own as uglyness is in the mind of the beholder and spiteful thoughts are fairly normal in those of pretty girls who parade around in a trance with half eaten candyfloss stuck to their ample lady lumps just asking to be taken for granted and shown in the best po--ssible taste that on any occasion while doing cartwheels around the dance floor one should always wear knickers so that eyes are diverted from exotic tatoos on thigh
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    Re: Three words

    On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in the Freezer for like temperature of Outer Slabovia where strange black boxes contain the remains of extremely ugly pieces of eight and nine not counting the half eaten ones. Now a thought occurred to Bobby that ugly means the thoughts others have may differ from one's own as uglyness is in the mind of the beholder and spiteful thoughts are fairly normal in those of pretty girls who parade around in a trance with half eaten candyfloss stuck to their ample lady lumps just asking to be taken for granted and shown in the best po--ssible taste that on any occasion while doing cartwheels around the dance floor one should always wear knickers so that eyes are diverted from exotic fishnet tights that

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    Re: Three words

    On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in the Freezer for like temperature of Outer Slabovia where strange black boxes contain the remains of extremely ugly pieces of eight and nine not counting the half eaten ones. Now a thought occurred to Bobby that ugly means the thoughts others have may differ from one's own as uglyness is in the mind of the beholder and spiteful thoughts are fairly normal in those of pretty girls who parade around in a trance with half eaten candyfloss stuck to their ample lady lumps just asking to be taken for granted and shown in the best po--ssible taste that on any occasion while doing cartwheels around the dance floor one should always wear knickers so that eyes are diverted from exotic fishnet tights that have designated peepholes
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    Re: Three words

    On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in the Freezer for like temperature of Outer Slabovia where strange black boxes contain the remains of extremely ugly pieces of eight and nine not counting the half eaten ones. Now a thought occurred to Bobby that ugly means the thoughts others have may differ from one's own as uglyness is in the mind of the beholder and spiteful thoughts are fairly normal in those of pretty girls who parade around in a trance with half eaten candyfloss stuck to their ample lady lumps just asking to be taken for granted and shown in the best po--ssible taste that on any occasion while doing cartwheels around the dance floor one should always wear knickers so that eyes are diverted from exotic fishnet tights that have designated peepholes used only by

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    Re: Three words

    On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in the Freezer for like temperature of Outer Slabovia where strange black boxes contain the remains of extremely ugly pieces of eight and nine not counting the half eaten ones. Now a thought occurred to Bobby that ugly means the thoughts others have may differ from one's own as uglyness is in the mind of the beholder and spiteful thoughts are fairly normal in those of pretty girls who parade around in a trance with half eaten candyfloss stuck to their ample lady lumps just asking to be taken for granted and shown in the best po--ssible taste that on any occasion while doing cartwheels around the dance floor one should always wear knickers so that eyes are diverted from exotic fishnet tights that have designated peepholes used only by Fishermen and nasty
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    Re: Three words

    On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in the Freezer for like temperature of Outer Slabovia where strange black boxes contain the remains of extremely ugly pieces of eight and nine not counting the half eaten ones. Now a thought occurred to Bobby that ugly means the thoughts others have may differ from one's own as uglyness is in the mind of the beholder and spiteful thoughts are fairly normal in those of pretty girls who parade around in a trance with half eaten candyfloss stuck to their ample lady lumps just asking to be taken for granted and shown in the best po--ssible taste that on any occasion while doing cartwheels around the dance floor one should always wear knickers so that eyes are diverted from exotic fishnet tights that have designated peepholes used only by Fishermen and nasty who have a

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    Re: Three words

    On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in the Freezer for like temperature of Outer Slabovia where strange black boxes contain the remains of extremely ugly pieces of eight and nine not counting the half eaten ones. Now a thought occurred to Bobby that ugly means the thoughts others have may differ from one's own as uglyness is in the mind of the beholder and spiteful thoughts are fairly normal in those of pretty girls who parade around in a trance with half eaten candyfloss stuck to their ample lady lumps just asking to be taken for granted and shown in the best po--ssible taste that on any occasion while doing cartwheels around the dance floor one should always wear knickers so that eyes are diverted from exotic fishnet tights that have designated peepholes used only by Fishermen and nasty who have a vested intetest in
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    Re: Three words

    On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in the Freezer for like temperature of Outer Slabovia where strange black boxes contain the remains of extremely ugly pieces of eight and nine not counting the half eaten ones. Now a thought occurred to Bobby that ugly means the thoughts others have may differ from one's own as uglyness is in the mind of the beholder and spiteful thoughts are fairly normal in those of pretty girls who parade around in a trance with half eaten candyfloss stuck to their ample lady lumps just asking to be taken for granted and shown in the best po--ssible taste that on any occasion while doing cartwheels around the dance floor one should always wear knickers so that eyes are diverted from exotic fishnet tights that have designated peepholes used only by Fishermen and nasty who have a vested intetest in the sights on

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    Re: Three words

    On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in the Freezer for like temperature of Outer Slabovia where strange black boxes contain the remains of extremely ugly pieces of eight and nine not counting the half eaten ones. Now a thought occurred to Bobby that ugly means the thoughts others have may differ from one's own as uglyness is in the mind of the beholder and spiteful thoughts are fairly normal in those of pretty girls who parade around in a trance with half eaten candyfloss stuck to their ample lady lumps just asking to be taken for granted and shown in the best po--ssible taste that on any occasion while doing cartwheels around the dance floor one should always wear knickers so that eyes are diverted from exotic fishnet tights that have designated peepholes used only by Fishermen and nasty who have a vested intetest in the sights on top of the
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    Re: Three words

    On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in the Freezer for like temperature of Outer Slabovia where strange black boxes contain the remains of extremely ugly pieces of eight and nine not counting the half eaten ones. Now a thought occurred to Bobby that ugly means the thoughts others have may differ from one's own as uglyness is in the mind of the beholder and spiteful thoughts are fairly normal in those of pretty girls who parade around in a trance with half eaten candyfloss stuck to their ample lady lumps just asking to be taken for granted and shown in the best po--ssible taste that on any occasion while doing cartwheels around the dance floor one should always wear knickers so that eyes are diverted from exotic fishnet tights that have designated peepholes used only by Fishermen and nasty who have a vested intetest in the sights on top of the patch of flesh

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