Three words

[Medman]

Kilts weren't always compulsory but many chose to follow the tradition of wearing them with such gay abandon and pride whenever the opportunity arose, that the rare and ancient tartan was in short supply the substitute had to be strong enough to make hammocks in case the four poster beds were too small for the giant hairy legs of the Ladies-in-Waiting whose limbs and other regions required delicate handling, as they had only recently been waxed and moisturised by Ecky and Medman whose delicate handling wasn't delicate resulting in chaffing of their sensitive parts. Using pumice stone certainly solved most rough edges from the affected areas, but unfortunately had a detrimental affect on all things bright and beautiful for at least a few days, leading to the vital climate change which Barrack Obama had predicted would cause such a kerfuffle in Congress

[lynno52]

Kilts weren't always compulsory but many chose to follow the tradition of wearing them with such gay abandon and pride whenever the opportunity arose, that the rare and ancient tartan was in short supply the substitute had to be strong enough to make hammocks in case the four poster beds were too small for the giant hairy legs of the Ladies-in-Waiting whose limbs and other regions required delicate handling, as they had only recently been waxed and moisturised by Ecky and Medman whose delicate handling wasn't delicate resulting in chaffing of their sensitive parts. Using pumice stone certainly solved most rough edges from the affected areas, but unfortunately had a detrimental affect on all things bright and beautiful for at least a few days, leading to the vital climate change which Barrack Obama had predicted would cause such a kerfuffle in Congress so Ecky and Medman

[LindaD]

Kilts weren't always compulsory but many chose to follow the tradition of wearing them with such gay abandon and pride whenever the opportunity arose, that the rare and ancient tartan was in short supply the substitute had to be strong enough to make hammocks in case the four poster beds were too small for the giant hairy legs of the Ladies-in-Waiting whose limbs and other regions required delicate handling, as they had only recently been waxed and moisturised by Ecky and Medman whose delicate handling wasn't delicate resulting in chaffing of their sensitive parts. Using pumice stone certainly solved most rough edges from the affected areas, but unfortunately had a detrimental affect on all things bright and beautiful for at least a few days, leading to the vital climate change which Barrack Obama had predicted would cause such a kerfuffle in Congress so Ecky and Medman bought plane tickets

[hackney58]

Kilts weren't always compulsory but many chose to follow the tradition of wearing them with such gay abandon and pride whenever the opportunity arose, that the rare and ancient tartan was in short supply the substitute had to be strong enough to make hammocks in case the four poster beds were too small for the giant hairy legs of the Ladies-in-Waiting whose limbs and other regions required delicate handling, as they had only recently been waxed and moisturised by Ecky and Medman whose delicate handling wasn't delicate resulting in chaffing of their sensitive parts. Using pumice stone certainly solved most rough edges from the affected areas, but unfortunately had a detrimental affect on all things bright and beautiful for at least a few days, leading to the vital climate change which Barrack Obama had predicted would cause such a kerfuffle in Congress so Ecky and Medman bought plane tickets. And on arriving

[LindaD]

Kilts weren't always compulsory but many chose to follow the tradition of wearing them with such gay abandon and pride whenever the opportunity arose, that the rare and ancient tartan was in short supply the substitute had to be strong enough to make hammocks in case the four poster beds were too small for the giant hairy legs of the Ladies-in-Waiting whose limbs and other regions required delicate handling, as they had only recently been waxed and moisturised by Ecky and Medman whose delicate handling wasn't delicate resulting in chaffing of their sensitive parts. Using pumice stone certainly solved most rough edges from the affected areas, but unfortunately had a detrimental affect on all things bright and beautiful for at least a few days, leading to the vital climate change which Barrack Obama had predicted would cause such a kerfuffle in Congress so Ecky and Medman bought plane tickets. And on arriving back and beyond

[lynno52]

Using pumice stone certainly solved most rough edges from the affected areas, but unfortunately had a detrimental affect on all things bright and beautiful for at least a few days, leading to the vital climate change which Barrack Obama had predicted would cause such a kerfuffle in Congress so Ecky and Medman bought plane tickets. And on arriving back and beyond their normal destination,

[Medman]

Using pumice stone certainly solved most rough edges from the affected areas, but unfortunately had a detrimental affect on all things bright and beautiful for at least a few days, leading to the vital climate change which Barrack Obama had predicted would cause such a kerfuffle in Congress so Ecky and Medman bought plane tickets. And on arriving back and beyond their normal destination, they both decided

[lynno52]

Using pumice stone certainly solved most rough edges from the affected areas, but unfortunately had a detrimental affect on all things bright and beautiful for at least a few days, leading to the vital climate change which Barrack Obama had predicted would cause such a kerfuffle in Congress so Ecky and Medman bought plane tickets. And on arriving back and beyond their normal destination, they both decided the best plan

[Medman]

Using pumice stone certainly solved most rough edges from the affected areas, but unfortunately had a detrimental affect on all things bright and beautiful for at least a few days, leading to the vital climate change which Barrack Obama had predicted would cause such a kerfuffle in Congress so Ecky and Medman bought plane tickets. And on arriving back and beyond their normal destination, they both decided the best plan was to sue

[LindaD]

Using pumice stone certainly solved most rough edges from the affected areas, but unfortunately had a detrimental affect on all things bright and beautiful for at least a few days, leading to the vital climate change which Barrack Obama had predicted would cause such a kerfuffle in Congress so Ecky and Medman bought plane tickets. And on arriving back and beyond their normal destination, they both decided the best plan was to sue The Prime Minister