Three words

[LindaD]

Those guests who arrived late missed the spectacular opening which included flying trapeze artists who flew dangerously close to the magnificent ice sculpture that looked like a dog eating beans beside a large statue of Morrissey. This had been specially commissioned by The Wizard Of Wigan who was best known for his impressive wand and very large pair of maracas which were used specifically to impress the Women's Guild Members who expected to be titillated to ensure that their husbands got no loss of sense of worth as the women were very independent when it suited.
After making foolish remarks, Medman apologised and generously donated and old ten Pound note

[Medman]

Those guests who arrived late missed the spectacular opening which included flying trapeze artists who flew dangerously close to the magnificent ice sculpture that looked like a dog eating beans beside a large statue of Morrissey. This had been specially commissioned by The Wizard Of Wigan who was best known for his impressive wand and very large pair of maracas which were used specifically to impress the Women's Guild Members who expected to be titillated to ensure that their husbands got no loss of sense of worth as the women were very independent when it suited.
After making foolish remarks, Medman apologised and generously donated and old ten Pound note he had saved

[lynno52]

Those guests who arrived late missed the spectacular opening which included flying trapeze artists who flew dangerously close to the magnificent ice sculpture that looked like a dog eating beans beside a large statue of Morrissey. This had been specially commissioned by The Wizard Of Wigan who was best known for his impressive wand and very large pair of maracas which were used specifically to impress the Women's Guild Members who expected to be titillated to ensure that their husbands got no loss of sense of worth as the women were very independent when it suited.
After making foolish remarks, Medman apologised and generously donated and old ten Pound note he had saved with the intention

[Medman]

Those guests who arrived late missed the spectacular opening which included flying trapeze artists who flew dangerously close to the magnificent ice sculpture that looked like a dog eating beans beside a large statue of Morrissey. This had been specially commissioned by The Wizard Of Wigan who was best known for his impressive wand and very large pair of maracas which were used specifically to impress the Women's Guild Members who expected to be titillated to ensure that their husbands got no loss of sense of worth as the women were very independent when it suited.
After making foolish remarks, Medman apologised and generously donated and old ten Pound note he had saved with the intention of treating all

[lynno52]

Those guests who arrived late missed the spectacular opening which included flying trapeze artists who flew dangerously close to the magnificent ice sculpture that looked like a dog eating beans beside a large statue of Morrissey. This had been specially commissioned by The Wizard Of Wigan who was best known for his impressive wand and very large pair of maracas which were used specifically to impress the Women's Guild Members who expected to be titillated to ensure that their husbands got no loss of sense of worth as the women were very independent when it suited.
After making foolish remarks, Medman apologised and generously donated and old ten Pound note he had saved with the intention of treating all Forum Members to

[LindaD]

Those guests who arrived late missed the spectacular opening which included flying trapeze artists who flew dangerously close to the magnificent ice sculpture that looked like a dog eating beans beside a large statue of Morrissey. This had been specially commissioned by The Wizard Of Wigan who was best known for his impressive wand and very large pair of maracas which were used specifically to impress the Women's Guild Members who expected to be titillated to ensure that their husbands got no loss of sense of worth as the women were very independent when it suited.
After making foolish remarks, Medman apologised and generously donated and old ten Pound note he had saved with the intention of treating all Forum Members to a new pencil

[Medman]

Those guests who arrived late missed the spectacular opening which included flying trapeze artists who flew dangerously close to the magnificent ice sculpture that looked like a dog eating beans beside a large statue of Morrissey. This had been specially commissioned by The Wizard Of Wigan who was best known for his impressive wand and very large pair of maracas which were used specifically to impress the Women's Guild Members who expected to be titillated to ensure that their husbands got no loss of sense of worth as the women were very independent when it suited.
After making foolish remarks, Medman apologised and generously donated and old ten Pound note he had saved with the intention of treating all Forum Members to a new pencil among them all

[LindaD]

Those guests who arrived late missed the spectacular opening which included flying trapeze artists who flew dangerously close to the magnificent ice sculpture that looked like a dog eating beans beside a large statue of Morrissey. This had been specially commissioned by The Wizard Of Wigan who was best known for his impressive wand and very large pair of maracas which were used specifically to impress the Women's Guild Members who expected to be titillated to ensure that their husbands got no loss of sense of worth as the women were very independent when it suited.
After making foolish remarks, Medman apologised and generously donated and old ten Pound note he had saved with the intention of treating all Forum Members to a new pencil between them all with extra lead

[Medman]

Those guests who arrived late missed the spectacular opening which included flying trapeze artists who flew dangerously close to the magnificent ice sculpture that looked like a dog eating beans beside a large statue of Morrissey. This had been specially commissioned by The Wizard Of Wigan who was best known for his impressive wand and very large pair of maracas which were used specifically to impress the Women's Guild Members who expected to be titillated to ensure that their husbands got no loss of sense of worth as the women were very independent when it suited.
After making foolish remarks, Medman apologised and generously donated and old ten Pound note he had saved with the intention of treating all Forum Members to a new pencil between them all with extra lead for special occassions

[LindaD]

Re: Three words
Those guests who arrived late missed the spectacular opening which included flying trapeze artists who flew dangerously close to the magnificent ice sculpture that looked like a dog eating beans beside a large statue of Morrissey. This had been specially commissioned by The Wizard Of Wigan who was best known for his impressive wand and very large pair of maracas which were used specifically to impress the Women's Guild Members who expected to be titillated to ensure that their husbands got no loss of sense of worth as the women were very independent when it suited.
After making foolish remarks, Medman apologised and generously donated and old ten Pound note he had saved with the intention of treating all Forum Members to a new pencil between them all with extra lead for special occassions also an eraser