Reading will most likely take place when the sun is over the yardarm with a glass of local vino and music playing in the background before Big Ron and The Ronettes provide the fantastic afternoon floor show before realising that Big Ron was wearing big fluffy ears that he Had borrowed from Roger Rabbit when Jessica Rabbit framed a naked picture of Bob Hoskins in his pomp and ceremonial photo-shoot and gave it to the blind group of large Bob Hoskin's fans who had decided enough was enough and they promptly
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