When the reserve stock ran out, panic set in particularly for those who required a further alcoholic beverage shaken but not stirred, with ice and a slice in a tall glass made by a topless bar assistant, so they had round after round keeping abreast of the illegal still bubbling away in Malty's garden shed tucked away at the bottom of her very overgrown vast estate which more than needed Lucky's green fingers and sweaty palms to sort out the years of utter neglect causing all sorts of wild animals to settle in the undergrowth and trees.
This posed a problem for the neighbours, because the animals, which included a very angry lesser spotted ferret, a very spotted dikkop and numerous others, all decided that this was their last chance to rule the World and set about establishing a powerful and elite committee made up of those animals who were deemed superior to the rest of the bunch who quite frankly couldn't give a flying fig who ran the menagerie
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