Three words

[Medman]

After considering all the necessary requirements for his latest, even more ridiculous money making scheme. But the victims would have to succumb to his natural Scottish charm and caber tossing, which had always been his downfall previously but now, with his larger caber to toss, assistance would be offered by various imbeciles who had always wanted to see a tosser toss a caber. His problem was transporting his caber, a jock strap provided insufficient support until he realized folding the caber would alter the aerodynamics too much causing his legs to buckle under

[starling]

Re: Three words
After considering all the necessary requirements for his latest, even more ridiculous money making scheme. But the victims would have to succumb to his natural Scottish charm and caber tossing, which had always been his downfall previously but now, with his larger caber to toss, assistance would be offered by various imbeciles who had always wanted to see a tosser toss a caber. His problem was transporting his caber, a jock strap provided insufficient support until he realized folding the caber would alter the aerodynamics too much causing his legs to buckle under and look like

[Medman]

After considering all the necessary requirements for his latest, even more ridiculous money making scheme. But the victims would have to succumb to his natural Scottish charm and caber tossing, which had always been his downfall previously but now, with his larger caber to toss, assistance would be offered by various imbeciles who had always wanted to see a tosser toss a caber. His problem was transporting his caber, a jock strap provided insufficient support until he realized folding the caber would alter the aerodynamics too much causing his legs to buckle under and look like a human tripod

[starling]

Re: Three words
After considering all the necessary requirements for his latest, even more ridiculous money making scheme. But the victims would have to succumb to his natural Scottish charm and caber tossing, which had always been his downfall previously but now, with his larger caber to toss, assistance would be offered by various imbeciles who had always wanted to see a tosser toss a caber. His problem was transporting his caber, a jock strap provided insufficient support until he realized folding the caber would alter the aerodynamics too much causing his legs to buckle under and look like a human tripod, which would be

[Medman]

After considering all the necessary requirements for his latest, even more ridiculous money making scheme. But the victims would have to succumb to his natural Scottish charm and caber tossing, which had always been his downfall previously but now, with his larger caber to toss, assistance would be offered by various imbeciles who had always wanted to see a tosser toss a caber. His problem was transporting his caber, a jock strap provided insufficient support until he realized folding the caber would alter the aerodynamics too much causing his legs to buckle under and look like a human tripod, which would be far too provocative

[Budgie]

After considering all the necessary requirements for his latest, even more ridiculous money making scheme. But the victims would have to succumb to his natural Scottish charm and caber tossing, which had always been his downfall previously but now, with his larger caber to toss, assistance would be offered by various imbeciles who had always wanted to see a tosser toss a caber. His problem was transporting his caber, a jock strap provided insufficient support until he realized folding the caber would alter the aerodynamics too much causing his legs to buckle under and look like a human tripod, which would be far too provocative for sexually frustrated

[Medman]

After considering all the necessary requirements for his latest, even more ridiculous money making scheme. But the victims would have to succumb to his natural Scottish charm and caber tossing, which had always been his downfall previously but now, with his larger caber to toss, assistance would be offered by various imbeciles who had always wanted to see a tosser toss a caber. His problem was transporting his caber, a jock strap provided insufficient support until he realized folding the caber would alter the aerodynamics too much causing his legs to buckle under and look like a human tripod, which would be far too provocative for sexually frustrated multi bird impersonaters

[starling]

Re: Three words
After considering all the necessary requirements for his latest, even more ridiculous money making scheme. But the victims would have to succumb to his natural Scottish charm and caber tossing, which had always been his downfall previously but now, with his larger caber to toss, assistance would be offered by various imbeciles who had always wanted to see a tosser toss a caber. His problem was transporting his caber, a jock strap provided insufficient support until he realized folding the caber would alter the aerodynamics too much causing his legs to buckle under and look like a human tripod, which would be far too provocative for sexually frustrated multi bird impersonaters.

Poor hen-pecked Medman

[Medman]

After considering all the necessary requirements for his latest, even more ridiculous money making scheme. But the victims would have to succumb to his natural Scottish charm and caber tossing, which had always been his downfall previously but now, with his larger caber to toss, assistance would be offered by various imbeciles who had always wanted to see a tosser toss a caber. His problem was transporting his caber, a jock strap provided insufficient support until he realized folding the caber would alter the aerodynamics too much causing his legs to buckle under and look like a human tripod, which would be far too provocative for sexually frustrated multi bird impersonaters.

Poor hen-pecked Medman washed the dishes

[starling]

Poor hen-pecked Medman washed the dishes. Those pesky birds