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[Bobby]

Meanwhile Chief Inspector Buck Fast investigated the allegations made by Johnnie Walker about Illicit meetings came to the conclusion that Bobby was trying hard to emulate his close friend Medman who apparently had a close encounter of the turd kind that stuck deep in his memory when he finally remembered where he had left the toilet paper which was not in it's usual woolen poodle cover but tucked behind the cistern next to the pink negligee he kept for special purposes. On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly

[Medman]

Meanwhile Chief Inspector Buck Fast investigated the allegations made by Johnnie Walker about Illicit meetings came to the conclusion that Bobby was trying hard to emulate his close friend Medman who apparently had a close encounter of the turd kind that stuck deep in his memory when he finally remembered where he had left the toilet paper which was not in it's usual woolen poodle cover but tucked behind the cistern next to the pink negligee he kept for special purposes. On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided

[Bobby]

Meanwhile Chief Inspector Buck Fast investigated the allegations made by Johnnie Walker about Illicit meetings came to the conclusion that Bobby was trying hard to emulate his close friend Medman who apparently had a close encounter of the turd kind that stuck deep in his memory when he finally remembered where he had left the toilet paper which was not in it's usual woolen poodle cover but tucked behind the cistern next to the pink negligee he kept for special purposes. On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving

[Medman]

Meanwhile Chief Inspector Buck Fast investigated the allegations made by Johnnie Walker about Illicit meetings came to the conclusion that Bobby was trying hard to emulate his close friend Medman who apparently had a close encounter of the turd kind that stuck deep in his memory when he finally remembered where he had left the toilet paper which was not in it's usual woolen poodle cover but tucked behind the cistern next to the pink negligee he kept for special purposes. On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five

[Bobby]

Meanwhile Chief Inspector Buck Fast investigated the allegations made by Johnnie Walker about Illicit meetings came to the conclusion that Bobby was trying hard to emulate his close friend Medman who apparently had a close encounter of the turd kind that stuck deep in his memory when he finally remembered where he had left the toilet paper which was not in it's usual woolen poodle cover but tucked behind the cistern next to the pink negligee he kept for special purposes. On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use

[Medman]

Meanwhile Chief Inspector Buck Fast investigated the allegations made by Johnnie Walker about Illicit meetings came to the conclusion that Bobby was trying hard to emulate his close friend Medman who apparently had a close encounter of the turd kind that stuck deep in his memory when he finally remembered where he had left the toilet paper which was not in it's usual woolen poodle cover but tucked behind the cistern next to the pink negligee he kept for special purposes. On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it

[Bobby]

Meanwhile Chief Inspector Buck Fast investigated the allegations made by Johnnie Walker about Illicit meetings came to the conclusion that Bobby was trying hard to emulate his close friend Medman who apparently had a close encounter of the turd kind that stuck deep in his memory when he finally remembered where he had left the toilet paper which was not in it's usual woolen poodle cover but tucked behind the cistern next to the pink negligee he kept for special purposes. On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for

[Medman]

Meanwhile Chief Inspector Buck Fast investigated the allegations made by Johnnie Walker about Illicit meetings came to the conclusion that Bobby was trying hard to emulate his close friend Medman who apparently had a close encounter of the turd kind that stuck deep in his memory when he finally remembered where he had left the toilet paper which was not in it's usual woolen poodle cover but tucked behind the cistern next to the pink negligee he kept for special purposes. On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight

[Bobby]

Meanwhile Chief Inspector Buck Fast investigated the allegations made by Johnnie Walker about Illicit meetings came to the conclusion that Bobby was trying hard to emulate his close friend Medman who apparently had a close encounter of the turd kind that stuck deep in his memory when he finally remembered where he had left the toilet paper which was not in it's usual woolen poodle cover but tucked behind the cistern next to the pink negligee he kept for special purposes. On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in

[Taylor]

Meanwhile Chief Inspector Buck Fast investigated the allegations made by Johnnie Walker about Illicit meetings came to the conclusion that Bobby was trying hard to emulate his close friend Medman who apparently had a close encounter of the turd kind that stuck deep in his memory when he finally remembered where he had left the toilet paper which was not in it's usual woolen poodle cover but tucked behind the cistern next to the pink negligee he kept for special purposes. On finding it no longer fitted he decided that instead of buying Starling's old one which didn't fit, he decided to knit his own Polka Dot pyjamas, which would be matched with a lovely bobble hat just like the one Benny wore so long ago and was also made famous by the Transvestite Trinny who wore one at The Rocky Horror Picture show International Convention held just before the award ceremony in the ladies toilet where bobble hats are all the rage and used in an emergency as toiletroll holders are banned from being attached to the toilet cubicles for fear of health and safety but more importantly, theft is avoided and a saving of approximately five pence each use before washing it and preparing for the another fortnight of bliss in the Freezer for