The joining fee is £69 monthly which can be upfront or arrears but no cheques although switching is allowed in some bisexual extravaganzas held financial institution where cash is king and to hell with VAT and that sort of enforced bureaucratic nonsense which makes a nation so repressed resulting in the increase of nocturnal activities of a certain type of which little is said regarding the exact nature of these physical jerks and press-ups performed on a regular basis every weekend after leaving church, before Sunday lunch of roast beef and Yorkshire puds, enjoyed by all yummy Yorkshire yokels and other who aspire to be known as local heroes of their area after being banned from every other event being too obscene for the genteel ladies like Starling and that other one who would be Queen if she looked like Medman on a night on the town drinking euro pints and jager bombs before passing out and making a young paramedic cry when he saw his travel insurance only covered his Action Man toy. This was a ploy, Starling & Willo had thought up a devious plot to reduce his extremely over inflated and highly rated plucking movements which got near the pheasant plucker final (Try saying that after a few bevvies) in which there were many plucky lads and lassies eager to pluck all night and never attempting to upset Medman who being his usual irresistible self refused to be plucked and quickly rose tightening his belt then looking around to see if anyone was coming, who was important enough to see him behaving himself, although he refused again to pluck another pheasant whilst being closely observed by a jury of his peers of lower class consisting of several well known Forum members including Bobby who lagged behind due to his painful left leg(true) that was injured during tiddleywink game on Mersey Ferry, whereas Medman was way out front in a league
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