This trick impressed even the local anti-partial detachment association who annually awarded all semi-detached households a free pair fire retardant pants in the hope the heat would make the wearers break out in the most awful spotty rash with the result being no one wanted to rub cream in certain areas especially Ayrshire where pants were only changed once a fortnight except when their luck was in with Willo-the-wisp who always insisted on wearing the most well laundered pristine and up to date bloomers with blue lace trim and velvet turn-ups all matched with sprayed tanned legs which were long and very silky. Medman was instantly attracted to this
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