On the journey south for winter it was decided to wrap up warmly, so they firstly put on their woolen undergarments made from mohair followed by a very thick velvet and jewel encrusted corset with leather laces which could be tied so that the wearer was unable to use chopsticks properly. This small problem was not an altogether major hindrance as it became clear that no-one gave a monkeys, so the journey continued southward at a great pace, led by the biggest party animal, known to all by his pseudonym Dan Saul Knight of Camelot city. He had a great sense of smell and soon was able to sniff out the members who were involved in the dubious practice of snail racing held on the sands in the early hours of Saturday in the moonlight bar in Torviscas. Dan had forbidden the use of illegal substances which are readily available
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