It was Starling! It's a miracle! They cried and praised the Lord for the return of their favourite star performer of Good Old Days. Leonard Sachs introduced her as 'The Darling Of The Old and Past It' which of course was not how the old bird imagined her new career as pin-up girl. She had recently undergone reconstructive surgery and now had a nose on the end of her chin that unfortunately dripped constantly onto her straightjacket and down her Tommee Tippee bib. Despite this, she girded her loins and began to strip off her straightjacket in order to display her most valuable assets, little realising that the rest of the members gathered were far too drunk to even notice she was very well endowed, having had an eyeful though, some
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