Went into my local the other day. Couldn't help noticing a fella chatting to himself. So i said to the landlord, who's the fella talking to himself. never seen him before, said the landlord. Out of curiousity i went up to the fella and asked if he was ok. So i said i couldn't help noticing you talking to yourself. No, No, my mates a tech wiz at electronics and he just invented this phone that is implanted into your hand, have a listen. Wow i said thats brilliant. After a brief chat i went back to the bar and told the landlord what it was all about. Anyway i finished my drink and had to have a wee. Walked into the Gents and saw this fella with the phone with his hands up on the wall, trouser round his ankles and paper hanging out his backside. I said you alright mate. Hang on he said, Ive just got a fax coming through.
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