Teacher asks her junior class 'What part of the body expands up to 10 times in size when stimulated?'
Little Janie puts up her hand & says 'Miss you're disgusting, you shouldn't be teaching us stuff like that!'.
Johnny raises & says 'Is it the iris of the eye?'
Teacher says 'Well done Johhny, & Janie -
1, You didn't do your homework,
2, You have a dirty mind &
3, One day you are going to be VERY disappointed!!..
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