THE INTERVIEW WITH SEAN CONNERY
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that even though he was 72 he could still have fantastic sex 3 times a night, Cilla Black who was also a guest was intrigued by this.
After the show, Cilla approached Sean and said " I 'ope I'm not bein too forward but I'd like to take you back to my 'ouse and have sex with yer, we could ave a Lorra fun"
They went back to Cillas house and got comfortable. After a couple of stiff drinks they went upstairs and had an hour of mad passionate sex.
Afterwards Sean said "if you think that was good let me shleep for half an hour and we'll have better shex. While I'm shleeping hold me balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand. Cilla looked perplexed but said "okay"
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens and they have better sex than before.
Sean says "that was brilliant Cilla, but if you let me shleep for an hour we can have even better Shex, you'll have to....."
" I know Sean, you want me to hold onto yer bat and balls again, no problem Hun"
Cilla complies with the routine
They have mind blowing sex and after Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me dis oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in my other, does it really stimulate yer that much??"
"Not at all Cilla, just the last time I had Shex with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet"
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