Its not what you know but who you know. I have relatives in the Adeje ,Arona and Granadilla police forces. Good for parking fine removals ( Standard acceptable excuse as quoted by the officer who told me the wording to use to contest the fine was...you parked illegally , quickly as you have a weak bladder, ). I will bring the subject up and see what they say. I know my Brother in law in the Poli local of Arona takes great pleasure in nicking the African street sellers, and confiscating all of their wears that are later distributed among the officers of the shift. It is thanks to him that I have an impressive Rolex collection and his wife always has the latest Gucci bag..