Anyway back at The Forum HQ, an extraordinary meeting was called by the remaining unaffected members to discuss the best way to rid themselves of pathetic scroungers who had regularly lived off donations given at the monthly fundraising events held in a suitably sized venue with extensive bar facilities and well worn old clothes previously owned by Tenerife entertainers who were once very popular with Ecky Thump and Carol when they were not as old and more capable of buying a round of drinks and managing to make sure that they didn't get shortchanged by the Wicked Witch who worked behind the sumptuous canteen counter serving all-day breakfasts which had enough calories to kill an elephant but not enough to satisfy the gigantic appetites of fellow holiday makers who met up with
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