Today's weather in the UK, as reported by Tenerife Forum members...

[macdonald5]

Sun and cloud here this morning,bit cooler with breeze but 19 degrees forecast

[kingbaker]

Wall to wall job here on Dublinia.:D:D:p:p;) Mornin' Mac!!;)

[macdonald5]

Wall to wall job here on Dublinia.:D:D:p:p;) Mornin' Mac!!;)

Send some sun over on the ferry then kingbaker

[kingbaker]

Will do Mac. I've re~written the weatherforcast for you .......so here goes.
Scattered clouds, clearing up shortly with bright blue skies for the rest of the WEEK, with Brekkie server outdoors by Wimpy hen~pecked other half:(:D:p:D:D:D:p:p:p:cool:;):)

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

It was lovely here yesterday, just like mid summer :) , looking good this morning too. :sunshine:

[Malteser Monkey]

Gorgeous here but I have that nasty cold back and now sinuses possible infected so got the antibiotics !

[kingbaker]

Twas all that thinkin' of Tramps Wott done it!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::cheeky::D: devil2::devil::tiphat::tiphat:

[macdonald5]

Sun lost here ,it's not working KB, and I intended having afternoon tea on the lawn with friends - served on silver by my manservant !! ? lol
Still warm but dull sky

Ps Malteser Monkey your having too many colds , vitamins needed eh??

[kingbaker]

Wott his name? Is it Havershome Mc Donald the 5th ? Or maybe Brabinger?

Sunny but now cloudy here. :D:(:p

[Malteser Monkey]

Sun lost here ,it's not working KB, and I intended having afternoon tea on the lawn with friends - served on silver by my manservant !! ? lol
Still warm but dull sky

Ps Malteser Monkey your having too many colds , vitamins needed eh??


It's the same one !! lol

Ohh I don't know I eat plenty of good stuff and drink plenty of the good stuff ! Thanks MaccieD

[kingbaker]

It's the same one !! lol

Ohh I don't know I eat plenty of good stuff and drink plenty of the good stuff ! Thanks MaccieD

Yeah sign of a miss spent youth:D:(:(:p:D

[melm]

A bit of hay fever Malti?????????


I bit like yesterday the sun is reluctant to come out but its nice and warm so no complaints from me

[Malteser Monkey]

A bit of hay fever Malti?????????


I bit like yesterday the sun is reluctant to come out but its nice and warm so no complaints from me

no hunny I get that in the winter - don't ask, even specialist couldn't sort me out

2 antibiotics and already my nose is starting to clear up !! Roll on tomorrow.

Just a bad cold that won't shift dear

abs scorching outside

[melm]

no hunny I get that in the winter - don't ask, even specialist couldn't sort me out

2 antibiotics and already my nose is starting to clear up !! Roll on tomorrow.

Just a bad cold that won't shift dear

abs scorching outside


Trust you to be different:whistle::hide:

[kingbaker]

Hot and sticky now, with sun gone in. Maybe thunder on the way!!

High pressure to end in a few days time.:p:D:confused::confused:

[kingbaker]

Was waining earlier but now cloudy/sunny. :p:p:confused:

[kingbaker]

no hunny I get that in the winter - don't ask, even specialist couldn't sort me out

2 antibiotics and already my nose is starting to clear up !! Roll on tomorrow.

Just a bad cold that won't shift dear

abs scorching outside

I know a good local vet here in Dublin......I could put on a good word for you.:D:D;)

[Santiago]

no hunny I get that in the winter - don't ask, even specialist couldn't sort me out

2 antibiotics and already my nose is starting to clear up !! Roll on tomorrow.

Just a bad cold that won't shift dear

abs scorching outside

It's also probs hay fever, Malty Mo, in addition to the cold/flu/double pneumonia with complications!! It's the rape you know! I never used to get hay fever, but I do now. It's these damn farmers!!!

Another fabulous day today although I spent most of the morning in hospital having an eye check. Am now passed nearly fit and can get contact lenses in both eyes again. I get to see my dishy consultant in another two month's time when I hope he will sign me off. I think he has shares in the hospital car park. I was in there for just over three hours and it cost me £5.10!!!!!!

Anyway, rant over so back to the weather. Lots of sunshine up till about 6pm when it went a bit hazy. The OH says he smells, oh hang on a minute, he says he smells a change in the weather so I suspect there will be thunderstorms before the end of the week. Top temp today at home was 24.0C (75.2F) with the same light wind as last week.

[kingbaker]

Might be old age.....these Londoners dont last long in country environments..poor things. :p:D:D:p:cool:

[TOTO 99]

Grey + Rainy = Grainy..:laugh:....

[kingbaker]

Gwey and rainey = gwainey......only kidding. Wall job sunshine here.:D:p:confused::cool::)

[macdonald5]

Grey and dull here ,weather not looking very hopeful and I have a scary dentist visit ahhhhhh !

[kingbaker]

Awwwww bless!!:p:D:p:confused:

[Ecky Thump]

Grey and dull here ,weather not looking very hopeful and I have a scary dentist visit ahhhhhh !

It's raining here on the West Coast of Jockland, but the sky appears to be brightening up....false hope?

The only thing I fear from the dentist is the bill that I get, I'm sure that I've been singled out to pay for his holidays!:wink:

[kingbaker]

Yeah but Blonde Mac is a big Scaredy Cat........Meow!!!!
Meanwhile we can have brekkie on her veranda.

More toast Ecky or Monkey?

Brabinger!!! More toast please!!
or is it ....Mr macdonald5??:(:D:p

[macdonald5]

Yeah but Blonde Mac is a big Scaredy Cat........Meow!!!!
Meanwhile we can have brekkie on her veranda.

More toast Ecky or Monkey?

Brabinger!!! More toast please!!
or is it ....Mr macdonald5??:(:D:p

Very true about dentist KB ,not scared of too much but my lovely dentist definately !!!!
The bill will chop a chunk of holiday spends as well !!
Still grey ,dull here so brekkie inside this morn served by my 'devoted' OH !!
Ohhh you are so cynical KB ,must be Dublinshire air ?

[Malteser Monkey]

Grey and dull here ,weather not looking very hopeful and I have a scary dentist visit ahhhhhh !

overcast here but still very warm

Good luck at the dentist - don't forget to floss:D

Good news Santiago finally light at the end of the tunnel ! Not hay fever hun - that's me in winter !!

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Well we've had two days of warm sunshine, so that's probably it for this year, dull this morning but no rain.


What annoys me about the dentist we seem to be the only 2 that have to pay, everybody else seems to be on some benefit or other so they get treatment for free. I think me and my missus paid for his new Merc between us. I cancelled my last appointment, told him I couldn't afford dental treatment and 3 months in Tenerife. :devil:

[kingbaker]

overcast here but still very warm

Good luck at the dentist - don't forget to floss:D

Good news Santiago finally light at the end of the tunnel ! Not hay fever hun -
that's me in winter !!

Dont be silly Monkey, if mac had flossed, then she wouldnt be needin' the Dentist.
Way toooo much Haggis consumed!! ;)

Might have been Flossing instead. :D:D:D:D by mistake!!:D
If ye know wott that means!!

[TOTO 99]

Monkey gets her OH to do hers..If he gets up early enough he just takes them out of the glass on the bedsite cabinet..:laugh:

That's true love that is.......

[Malteser Monkey]

Monkey gets her OH to do hers..If he gets up early enough he just takes them out of the glass on the bedsite cabinet..:laugh:

That's true love that is.......

I'll send 'em out ...bite you on the backside cheeky git

MAy I remind you there are 3 of us youngens on here now !!:jumping:

[TOTO 99]

I'll send 'em out ...bite you on the backside cheeky git

MAy I remind you there are 3 of us youngens on here now !!:jumping:

Well I've seen the other two..I'm not sure who you're trying to kid?

You won't see 40 again even with the Mount Teide telescope.....:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Well I've seen the other two..I'm not sure who you're trying to kid?

You won't see 40 again even with the Mount Teide telescope.....:laugh:

This is true - but what is also true is that I have 50 to reach yet ....what say the rest of you:raspberry2:

[TOTO 99]

This is true - but what is also true is that I have 50 to reach yet ....what say the rest of you:raspberry2:

Shhhhhhhhhh..you'll wake them up.....:laugh:

[melm]

Rain most of the morning here although clearing up a bit now. Is our summer over???

[kingbaker]

yep its all over now!!!!:ashamed::ashamed::ashamed::tiphat:

[TOTO 99]

yep its all over now!!!!:ashamed::ashamed::ashamed::tiphat:

Glastonbury gates open tomorrow...and we all know what that means.....:rain::rain::rain::rain::rain::rain::rai n::rain::rain::rain:

[kingbaker]

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown Great peace this evening...Maccie d can't talk must be the meds!!! ah the tranquility!!:devil::devil::devil::crylaughing::cr ylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing:: crylaughing:

[melm]

Glastonbury gates open tomorrow...and we all know what that means.....:rain::rain::rain::rain::rain::rain::rai n::rain::rain::rain:


Oh no I am going down to the area for the weekend better pack my welliesrolleyes2:

[macdonald5]

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown Great peace this evening...Maccie d can't talk must be the meds!!! ah the tranquility!!:devil::devil::devil::crylaughing::cr ylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing:: crylaughing:


Right kingbaker !!! No peace for you, black and blue jaw where that naughty dentist punched me BUT I will survive !!
Weather stayed bit iffy all day here, nothing great but nothing bad either ,getting brighter asI type

[kingbaker]

Thats loverly.....horse doctor belts you in the mouth and you take it out on me. :p:D

[Santiago]

:tiphat:

Well we've had two days of warm sunshine, so that's probably it for this year, dull this morning but no rain.

What annoys me about the dentist we seem to be the only 2 that have to pay, everybody else seems to be on some benefit or other so they get treatment for free. I think me and my missus paid for his new Merc between us. I cancelled my last appointment, told him I couldn't afford dental treatment and 3 months in Tenerife. :devil:

Hey, Ts, where is all this free dentistry? I have yet to find a dentist who will do anything for free even if I offer him my body!!! And, the OH. Even on the Reef he had to pay out 190 Euros to get a temporary filling!!!!!!!

Oh, well. The weather today was once again blazing hot and sunny and is now beginning to get a bit boring. Top temp 23.7C (74.7F) and almost continuous sunshine apart from the odd wisp of cloud and an occasional slipstream from an aircraft heading across the Atlantic for parts foreign!!

Forecast says it can't last, but then the forecast this year was for a changeable and showery summer so I don't believe a word of it.

NB. Gosh, now the evenings have started drawing in already!!!!!

[kingbaker]

Right kingbaker !!! No peace for you, black and blue jaw where that naughty dentist punched me BUT I will survive !!
Weather stayed bit iffy all day here, nothing great but nothing bad either ,getting brighter asI type

Were you trying to mollest the dentist, as Ive never been thumped by one? :D
Lovely and warm tonite here in the home of the former celtic tiger.:p:p:D;);)

[TOTO 99]

I'll go first today then should I?..:laugh:

When it gets light it will be cloudy but warm..That's not what we were promised when I checked last night but the BBC have changed our weather for today while I was resting.....I'll be writing to them later to change it back...:laugh:

Anyway, someone's gotta put the great back into Britain...Y'all have a nice day now..:tiphat:

[kingbaker]

Yep write them a STINKER!!:(:D:p:p:p:p

[kingbaker]

I'll send 'em out ...bite you on the backside cheeky git

MAy I remind you there are 3 of us youngens on here now !!:jumping:

Who're the other 2 young 'uns? ;):p:D


Grey and dreary here, must've wained overnight!!:p:D

[macdonald5]

Who're the other 2 young 'uns? ;):p:D


Grey and dreary here, must've wained overnight!!:p:D

Decent ,dry morning here but not too sunny.

Dentist wants £160 for manhandling my tooth and jaw with more to follow ,free treatment must be for visitors !!

[Ecky Thump]

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Drizzle, grey & cool here on the West Coast of Jockland.


Just the sort of day for clearing out the garage and hopefully finding the Flymo as it will cut wet grass, as I know Carol will be bored and want something to do,....it helps keep her mind off Marks & Spencer!:laugh:

[kingbaker]

Decent ,dry morning here but not too sunny.

Dentist wants £160 for manhandling my tooth and jaw with more to follow ,free treatment must be for visitors !!

I'd do that job for only £139.99 :D

Still grey and dull here. :confused::confused::confused:

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Nice and sunny but cooler.

If like me you've worked and paid into the system all your life nothing comes free, if you can't work/won't work/got loads of kids/can't speak English/immigrants etc, etc, etc who live off state handouts paid for out of my taxes then you get your teeth fixed for free. The dentist still gets paid whatever. ( No disrespect to anyone disabled BTW)

Sorry, rant over:old::old:

I wonder where Suarez gets his teeth done? :devil:

[Malteser Monkey]

Who're the other 2 young 'uns? ;):p:D

henry and turntup



:tiphat:

I wonder where Suarez gets his teeth done? :devil:

He should be strung up by his coj.............:redcard::gun::smack::ban:

Ohh very dark here now but still warm

[TOTO 99]

We have currant bun now....not for long I'll wager, but at least it's here....:sunny::sunny::sunshine::sunshine::sunny:: sunny:

[kingbaker]

Oh no I am going down to the area for the weekend better pack my welliesrolleyes2:

Hope you're going to behave yourself when there....NO FUNNY BUSINESS!!!! :p:p:p;)

And don't do anyone, that I wouldn't do!!!:D:D:D

[melm]

Hope you're going to behave yourself when there....NO FUNNY BUSINESS!!!! :p:p:p;)

And don't do anyone, that I wouldn't do!!!:D:D:D

Please don't spoil my fun:) Love funny business


Grey day here and getting darker by the minute think we'll have rain this afternoon......yuck

[kingbaker]

Ditto here, except Im not goin' anywhere thats fun! :thumbup:

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Please don't spoil my fun:) Love funny business


Grey day here and getting darker by the minute think we'll have rain this afternoon......yuck

Nuttin' like a bit of funny business on a wet Wednesday!!:crylaughing::crylaughing::laugh::laugh ::nono::bootyshake:

Still waining here!!

[macdonald5]

Heavy drizzly rain now reached here ,just as well had a brolly with me

[melm]

Heavy drizzly rain now reached here ,just as well had a brolly with me


same here and more forecast for the weekend...one is not amused:laugh:

[kingbaker]

Hot stickey and wet here......and the weather is no better, in Dubland. :confused::confused::confused:;)

[macdonald5]

Drizzly rain has now changed to chucking down and now feels chilly

[kingbaker]

Is dat yer other halfs name?
Mr. Chilly Macdonald5. Hmmmm. :D

[macdonald5]

Is dat yer other halfs name?
Mr. Chilly Macdonald5. Hmmmm. :D


NO. KB :twak:

[kingbaker]

Still drizzly rain here. :p

[macdonald5]

Still drizzly rain here. :p

Still dullish and heavy rain here ,heating on for short time as house chilly

[Santiago]

The weather is on the change now. The day started with lots of sunshine again but high cloud drifted in from time to time and then the sky became overcast this evening. However, all the washing was dry so no complaints!! Top temp for the day was 22.3C (72.1F) and the wind was a little stronger at Force 5 and has now moved round to the East! The OH is hoping for rain as long as it isn't too heavy because he needs it for his crops as not much is growing at the moment!

http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smiley_faces/farmer-smiley-face.gif (http://emoticoner.com)

[Malteser Monkey]

raining here and dark but still very warm !

Still sneezing here - cannot shift this cold :sick::sick3::surrender::snooze:

[TOTO 99]

raining here and dark but still very warm !

Still sneezing here - cannot shift this cold :sick::sick3::surrender::snooze:

Me too missus...:sick2: and only a month since my last one..perhaps it never went away?..grrrrrrrrrrr

Moving on to the weather....dull and overcast but very warm...feels like rain but we might escape it fingers crossed..

[Malteser Monkey]

Me too missus...:sick2: and only a month since my last one..perhaps it never went away?..grrrrrrrrrrr

Moving on to the weather....dull and overcast but very warm...feels like rain but we might escape it fingers crossed..

I don't think so not today bound to be a few drops around we have drizzle here

[kingbaker]

Dry 'ish here still, not lookin tooooo gooood tho':p;)

[Malteser Monkey]

Dry 'ish here still, not lookin tooooo gooood tho':p;)

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/radar/

run for cover:dog::doggy:

[kingbaker]

Didnt melm say that she was going to Glastonweiser to rock her head off for the weekend, hope she can swim. :D:p

[TOTO 99]

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/radar/

run for cover:dog::doggy:

That radar picture is just the tracker on Angusjim 's car....:laugh:

[macdonald5]

Decent day here after last evenings heavy rain, sun just about managing to show its face now

[kingbaker]

Dull and a bit cooler here now but no rain. :p

[melm]

Didnt melm say that she was going to Glastonweiser to rock her head off for the weekend, hope she can swim. :D:p


No not Glasto but pretty close in the lovely Cotswold area.........guess what its raining.

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Dull morning, a bit of sun this afternoon, bit of a rain this evening, not that warm.

[Santiago]

Nice drop of rain this morning but all gone now. The OH was happy for an hour or two but wants more rain tonight!!

Top temp today was 20.9C (69.6F) and we managed a whole 8mm of rain. Nice afternoon and evening though!!

[kingbaker]

:tiphat:

Dull morning, a bit of sun this afternoon, bit of a rain this evening, not that warm.

Is this todays or tomorrow weather?:p:D:p

[kingbaker]

Nice drop of rain this morning but all gone now. The OH was happy for an hour or two but wants more rain tonight!!

Top temp today was 20.9C (69.6F) and we managed a whole 8mm of rain. Nice afternoon and evening though!!

Well done ! Soaking wet here:p:D;)

[Santiago]

Is this todays or tomorrow weather?:p:D:p

Depends which side of the dateline you live! :whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:

[Tshirt]

Is this todays or tomorrow weather?:p:D:p

"This" is the clue [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]

[kingbaker]

You've lost me now!! ;)

[kingbaker]

Sunshine and clouds here in the city of U2. :p

[macdonald5]

Mostly cloudy,top temp of 14 and 20% chance of rain is forecast for here
Dullish and dry at minute ....(..not too happy as another dentist visit this am temp filling came out ! Agggrrrr )

[TOTO 99]

Cloudy and a definite feeling of rain on the way.

14 / 15 degrees so it's not cold but it's not as good as sunshine is it?..:sunny:

[macdonald5]

Cloudy and a definite feeling of rain on the way.

14 / 15 degrees so it's not cold but it's not as good as sunshine is it?..:sunny:

Yes sun is good but dry big bonus, farmers and gardeners want some rain though !

[TOTO 99]

Yes sun is good but dry big bonus, farmers and gardeners want some rain though !

And that's why they're always miserable people....:lol:

Let's face it, we don't go short of rain in the UK. If they can't harness it then they're not doing it properly...

The sun cheers us all up..:sunshine::sunshine::sunshine::sunshine::sunsh ine::sunshine::sunshine::sunshine:

[Malteser Monkey]

raining on and off here and more to come - cooler !

[kingbaker]

Sun still shining on me! :D:D

[Malteser Monkey]

Sun still shining on me! :D:D

not for much longer

[melm]

Think the rain follows me.??? Mild but wet here in the Cotswolds

[TOTO 99]

Think the rain follows me.??? Mild but wet here in the Cotswolds

Still a lovely place to be though eh?

I've worked in Moreton-in-Marsh. Quite possibly the nicest place we've ever worked. :tiphat:

[kingbaker]

not for much longer

Still shining on me!! :(:D:p

[kingbaker]

Think the rain follows me.??? Mild but wet here in the Cotswolds

If it does then don't come to Ireland any time soon. You can go to Norf Whales......cos they're used to loadsa wain!! :D:D:p:p

[macdonald5]

Still dry here, trying to brighten but cool 12 degrees

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Dull, no rain yet

[TOTO 99]

:tiphat:

Dull, no rain yet

Lucky you...

We have plenty you can borrow if you like?

Today is Warrington Walking Day...lol. I'm sure something similar will happen in Oldham. Basically the town grinds to a halt for a few hours while a million schoolkids and brass bands parade through the town centre and people run out and give them money. It's a church thing and goes back years.

Anyway one thing you can always count on is the weather on this day...:rain::rain::rain::rain::rain::rain::rain::r ain::rain:

[Tshirt]

Lucky you...

We have plenty you can borrow if you like?

Today is Warrington Walking Day...lol. I'm sure something similar will happen in Oldham. Basically the town grinds to a halt for a few hours while a million schoolkids and brass bands parade through the town centre and people run out and give them money. It's a church thing and goes back years.

Anyway one thing you can always count on is the weather on this day...:rain::rain::rain::rain::rain::rain::rain::r ain::rain:


Started to rain at 4 pm thank you very much,

We have Whit walks here, which would you believe takes place on Whit Sunday and then the Saddleworth Band contests the following friday. Oldham carnival used to be a huge affair held in August with marching bands and floats from all over the north of England, reduced now to a bit of do in the local park. It was last Saturday. My OH is from Leigh, used to be a big thing there years ago.

[TOTO 99]

Started to rain at 4 pm thank you very much,

We have Whit walks here, which would you believe takes place on Whit Sunday and then the Saddleworth Band contests the following friday. Oldham carnival used to be a huge affair held in August with marching bands and floats from all over the north of England, reduced now to a bit of do in the local park. It was last Saturday. My OH is from Leigh, used to be a big thing there years ago.

Small world Ted, my OH is from Leigh too..:tiphat:...Elton John played there last weekend. I never thought I'd see the day..lol

[kingbaker]

Yiz may be married to the same woman.......:(:D:D

[melm]

Still a lovely place to be though eh?

I've worked in Moreton-in-Marsh. Quite possibly the nicest place we've ever worked. :tiphat:


It is a lovely part of the country to explore. We have been to Moreton-in-Marsh on a previous visit and agree its a lovely place. The rain went off early afternoon and its been nice and bright...........no sunshine
but not really bothered as long as its dry. Thinking about Windsor Castle tomorrow.

[Tshirt]

Yiz may be married to the same woman.......:(:D:D


Hmmm, I don't think they would be the same age. :wink:

[kingbaker]

It is a lovely part of the country to explore. We have been to Moreton-in-Marsh on a previous visit and agree its a lovely place. The rain went off early afternoon and its been nice and bright...........no sunshine
but not really bothered as long as its dry. Thinking about Windsor Castle tomorrow.

Me thinks you'll need an invitation. :D:D

[marbro8]

Still a lovely place to be though eh?

I've worked in Moreton-in-Marsh. Quite possibly the nicest place we've ever worked. :tiphat:"WHAT" better than walsall???:lol::lol::lol::lol: and to stay on thread it has absolutely hammered it down here today, thunder lightning and at one point we had to pause the tv tonight in the middle of emmerdale because of the rain bouncing off the conservatory roof:lol:

[kingbaker]

When you paused emmerdale did the rain stop.?
Was it remote control rain?:D:p

[Santiago]

Pretty good down here today. A little bit of rumbling at lunchtime, but I gave the OH some Rennies and it soon stopped!! :crylaughing:

Lovely sunshine from lunchtime onwards, all the washing dry and the OH mowed the caravan park and the garden, so we are looking all pretty!! Top temp for the day was 19.6C (67.3F) and we achieved 7mm of rain last night and this morning.

[kingbaker]

No wain here at all at all,.to be sure!! :p:p:p:(:D

[kingbaker]

Forecast for today....dry and sunny all day!!:D:p;)

In Dublin that is, not Norf Whales or Jockland. :D:D

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Wet. :rain::rain:

[kingbaker]

Ha!!ha!! Now raining in Dublin new weather forecast (11am) is for.............scattered showers!!!
:D:D:D:confused:

[Ecky Thump]

Forecast for today....dry and sunny all day!!:D:p;)

In Dublin that is, not Jockland. :D:D


Ha!!ha!! Now raining in Dublin new weather forecast (11am) is for.............scattered showers!!!
:D:D:D:confused:


You seemto have got it wrong.....wall to wall sunshine here on the West Coast of Jockland!:cheeky:

[melm]

wet wet wet :crazy:

[Ecky Thump]

"WHAT" better than walsall???:lol::lol::lol::lol: and to stay on thread it has absolutely hammered it down here today, :lol:

Hammering Down is not the words that you were taught by the Glaswegian waitress in Manhattans!

Come on now, tell us all how she taught you to say it!!:D

[marbro8]

Hammering Down is not the words that you were taught by the Glaswegian waitress in Manhattans!

Come on now, tell us all how she taught you to say it!!:Dok it's been "pishing" it down:lol::lol:

[Ecky Thump]

ok it's been "pishing" it down:lol::lol:

That sounds more like it and if Angusjim sees this he will tell you another way of saying it, ......East Coasters have a language all of their own.:wink:

[Malteser Monkey]

waining ! :D

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That sounds more like it and if Angusjim sees this he will tell you another way of saying it, ......East Coasters have a language all of their own.:wink:

one that no one can understand :cheeky:

[kingbaker]

Hammering Down is not the words that you were taught by the Glaswegian waitress in Manhattans!

Come on now, tell us all how she taught you to say it!!:D

I kissed a Glaswegian girl at the Munchen Bier Fest in 1978.
She might be a member here.....

Just sayin' like!! :D:p

Wasn't waining then, but it is now!!!! :D:D;)

[Ecky Thump]

I kissed a Glaswegian girl at the Munchen Bier Fest in 1978.
She might be a member here.....

Just sayin' like!! :D:p

Wasn't waining then, but it is now!!!! :D:D;)

I think it was probably her that kissed you with a "Glasgow Kiss"!:twak:

[kingbaker]

No!! deffo I kissed her.

Btw she was a real Blonde!! No bottle jobs then!!

Couldnt understand a word she said........should've married her!!:D:D:D

[Malteser Monkey]

Btw she was a real Blonde!! No bottle jobs then!!

she just punched your lights out then eh:cheeky:

[kingbaker]

No no no!:D
From a sunny dry (for now) Dublin. :p:p:p

[macdonald5]

Has been ok day here till now (3pm ish)
Rain chucking down now and much chillier

[Ecky Thump]

Has been ok day here till now (3pm ish)
Rain chucking down now and much chillier

Move west to "Gods Country" for as the saying goes " The sun shines on the righteous"!:cheeky:

[marbro8]

No!! deffo I kissed her.

Btw she was a real Blonde!! No bottle jobs then!!

Couldnt understand a word she said........should've married her!!:D:D:Dso she wasn't an airplane blond then:D and it has gone lovely here now:beach:

[kingbaker]

Wotts the airplane bit?? ;)

[marbro8]

Wotts the airplane bit?? ;):lol::lol::lol: she hadn't got a black box:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing: and the sun is still shining here in the west mids;)

[Malteser Monkey]

:lol::lol::lol: she hadn't got a black box:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing: and the sun is still shining here in the west mids;)

did you really say that :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl:

[marbro8]

did you really say that :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl:i know i did think about editing it:shy:, because the sun's not shining realy :D

[kingbaker]

Oh Dear!! oh Dear!! oh Dear!!:p:p:p

[kingbaker]

If my memory serves me correctly, an aircraft black box is actually ORANGE. :D:D:D

[Santiago]

Or RED!!!!!!!

Another nice day today after a bit of rain overnight. Top temp was 20.4C (68.7F) and the evenings have started drawing in!!!

[kingbaker]

Sun going to bed now here, dry all evening. :p:D:D:D:p:p:p

[macdonald5]

Sun going to bed now here, dry all evening. :p:D:D:D:p:p:p

Night night sun and KB then !!:sleeping: Was dry evening here but still chilly 10 degrees

[kingbaker]

Night night sun and KB then !!:sleeping: Was dry evening here but still chilly 10 degrees

KB in bar listening to band playing and Columbia winning!!:p:D:p;)
Nite nite Mac! ;);)
Dont forget the horlicks and Sterident!!! :D:D

[macdonald5]

KB in bar listening to band playing and Columbia winning!!:p:D:p;)
Nite nite Mac! ;);)
Dont forget the horlicks and Sterident!!! :D:D

Nite KB, don't like Horlicks (prefer gin) and Sterident for teeth in a jar ( mine black and blue at minute but in mouth) So there !!

Dark here now and still dry

[marbro8]

KB in bar listening to band playing and Columbia winning!!:p:D:p;)
Nite nite Mac! ;);)
Dont forget the horlicks and Sterident!!! :D:Dnite nite KB watching the shadows on sky arts(that should give my age away) and i have given up on betting on footy:( lost a bit on brazil not beating chile :wow:;) and a balmy 14 deg here in the midlands;)

[kingbaker]

Who're the shadow:D:D:D:D:D:D;)

[kingbaker]

Nite KB, don't like Horlicks (prefer gin) and Sterident for teeth in a jar ( mine black and blue at minute but in mouth) So there !!

Dark here now and still dry

Gin'll take the pain away deffo. Take a few shots to be sure to be sure! :p:p;)

[kingbaker]

nite nite KB watching the shadows on sky arts(that should give my age away) and i have given up on betting on footy:( lost a bit on brazil not beating chile :wow:;) and a balmy 14 deg here in the midlands;)

Dont know why yer saying nite nite to me, I'm in the bar doing quality control on Heineken.;);)

[marbro8]

Who're the shadow:D:D:D:D:D:D;)a fantastic group that used to support cliff richards back in the 60's;)and i have been doing quality control on tyskie polish lager since 6.00 pm tonight:lol:

[kingbaker]

My Granny used to tell me about Clifford Rich, when I was in my perambulator. That was many moons ago. Is he still alive?? He must be nearly 100 ysars old now eh!!:p:D:p:D:p

[Angusjim]

Cloudy at the moment 9degs

[macdonald5]

Mixed sky here, blue/ dark clouds, temp 10 degrees
Forecast is for 18 degrees and mostly sunny so hope correct

[clearwell]

Lovely clear blue skies , here on the North Wales coast.

[Angusjim]

That sounds more like it and if Angusjim sees this he will tell you another way of saying it, ......East Coasters have a language all of their own.:wink:

oot wakin roond the loch yesterday an we had a fair gandiegow we got fair drookit but had great fun wakin thru the dubs but didnae like the glaur :wave:

[TOTO 99]

oot wakin roond the loch yesterday an we had a fair gandiegow we got fair drookit but had great fun wakin thru the dubs but didnae like the glaur :wave:

I assume some of that means you had a lot to drink cos you're seriously slurring your words AJ..:lol:

[Angusjim]

I assume some of that means you had a lot to drink cos you're seriously slurring your words AJ..:lol:

Its quite clear to me:fpull: and this weekend has been alcohol free ( well has been so far ):wink:

[macdonald5]

oot wakin roond the loch yesterday an we had a fair gandiegow we got fair drookit but had great fun wakin thru the dubs but didnae like the glaur :wave:


So AJ ,you were out walking round the loch when a heavy downpour got you very wet but was fun walking through the puddles but you didn't like the mud !!
Sounds like fun day out though
Just incase them non Scotchlanders didnae get it !!

[Tshirt]

oot wakin roond the loch yesterday an we had a fair gandiegow we got fair drookit but had great fun wakin thru the dubs but didnae like the glaur :wave:


:tiphat:

Whatever you did yesterday I hope you enjoyed it.???

Drier this morning but not much sun about. Hope I don't have to put the heating on again like I did last night.

[Angusjim]

So AJ ,you were out walking round the loch when a heavy downpour got you very wet but was fun walking through the puddles but you didn't like the mud !!
Sounds like fun day out though
Just incase them non Scotchlanders didnae get it !!

That's it exactly Mrs Mac whats their problem :tiphat::wave:

[Ecky Thump]

Here in "Gods Country" it's a brilliant sunny start to the day.

Just the sort of weather that allows the wife to cut the grass & wash the car!:cheeky:

And before Angusjim gives one of his smart replies, ....
Yes it does allow Carol time to be at the Star Hotel tonight!:D

[kingbaker]

oot wakin roond the loch yesterday an we had a fair gandiegow we got fair drookit but had great fun wakin thru the dubs but didnae like the glaur :wave:

wott? We gonna maybe need an Ambassador wott speaks Jocklish at the end of September. Where we gonna find one??????:D

[junglejim]

wott !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shame, it was dry around Helensburgh yesterday and a good drookin would have gone down well to wash the glaur aff a few merrymakers !

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/row-as-thousands-are-set-to-join-disputed-orange-parade.1403788860

[marbro8]

wott !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!they were out walking around the loch yesterday and they had a fair old downpour,resulting in them getting very wet, they thoroughly enjoyed themselves walking through the puddles but they didn't much care for the muddy conditions;)

[junglejim]

they were out walking around the loch yesterday and they had a fair old downpour,resulting in them getting very wet, they thoroughly enjoyed themselves walking through the puddles but they didn't much care for the muddy conditions;)

In a Brummy accent too!!

[Angusjim]

they were out walking around the loch yesterday and they had a fair old downpour,resulting in them getting very wet, they thoroughly enjoyed themselves walking through the puddles but they didn't much care for the muddy conditions;)
Could not have put it better myself old chap :tiphat: although I have the feeling I have read this some where before???

[marbro8]

wott? We gonna maybe need an Ambassador wott speaks Jocklish at the end of September. Where we gonna find one??????:Dyow wo understand me eitha cup cake:lol:

[kingbaker]

I lived in Brummietown recently, so not so difficult. Still not easy tho' :(:D:p

[Angusjim]

See yea a, I am aff hame noo for my denner then will gan tae the gym and fae there tae the pub to get minkit :scotland::c2:

[junglejim]

Think I'll miss the Gym and walk on the beach it's nice dry day , then bevvy & Footie !

[Malteser Monkey]

a fantastic group that used to support cliff richards back in the 60's;)and i have been doing quality control on tyskie polish lager since 6.00 pm tonight:lol:

Do you think that when his parents named him Hank Marvin they were starvin ?:cheeky:


Lovely clear blue skies , here on the North Wales coast.

You are right are you an east coaster, west coaster or in the middle . I'm a west coaster

Welcome !


:tiphat:

Whatever you did yesterday I hope you enjoyed it.???

Ohhhh good T not just me eh

Blinkin gorgeous here - 2 mins get me shorts on and out I go :sunburn:

[kingbaker]

I'm blinkin gorgeous toooo, and great weather here also. :p:p

[melm]

Much better day here in the lovely Cotswolds. Had a nice day visiting Blenheim Palace its quite a place:wave:

[Santiago]

Do you think that when his parents named him Hank Marvin they were starvin ?:cheeky:
You are right are you an east coaster, west coaster or in the middle . I'm a west coaster
Welcome !
Ohhhh good T not just me eh

Blinkin gorgeous here - 2 mins get me shorts on and out I go :sunburn:

Only your shorts, Malty Mo, didn't that frighten the natives?

Another lovely day down here except for a chilly north west wind. Top temp of the day 21.4C (70.5F) and the glass has gone up 7 points!!

[macdonald5]

Beautiful very sunny morning here 15 degrees now but will get warmer
Plenty of planes going over but it is start of Edinburgh Trade holidays

[kingbaker]

Wall job here in Dubland. Mornin' Mac. ;)

[macdonald5]

Blue ,blue sky here, lovely Good morning KB ,glad weather nice there too

[marbro8]

just started to warm up here in the middle, the conservatory has started to creek:laugh:

[Ecky Thump]

Another great start to the day here in the West Coast of Jockland.

Good weather for Carol to start painting the upstairs window frames.
I have a aversion to ladders since breaking my back, but I will get them out of the garage for her and stir the paint!rolleyes2:

[kingbaker]

She could clean out the gutters while she's there. Save her going up there later on. :p:p

[Ecky Thump]

She could clean out the gutters while she's there. Save her going up there later on. :p:p

I'm not that heartless, she can reach them by hanging out of the windows.....stupid man.:nono:

[Malteser Monkey]

just started to warm up here in the middle, the conservatory has started to creek:laugh:

nope that's your knees !

wall to wall here too

[TOTO 99]

nope that's your knees !

wall to wall here too

Wall to wall here too....but that's my job...:laugh:....Don't mention knees.........

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Nice in the sun, bit chilly in the shade

[Malteser Monkey]

:tiphat:

Nice in the sun, bit chilly in the shade

yes Ted here in work there's a right cold draught through the windows !!

[Tshirt]

yes Ted here in work there's a right cold draught through the windows !!


Even when they're shut? rolleyes2:

[TOTO 99]

Even when they're shut? rolleyes2:

There's a joke in here somewhere but I'm not doing it....:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Even when they're shut? rolleyes2:

We have them open coz there's a lot of us in here and it gets stuffy mate but you can still get a draught

[kingbaker]

Sun just going down now 10.21 here. ;););)
Beautiful sunshine all day!!;):p

[macdonald5]

Lovely day & evening here, managed to eat lunch and dinner outside ,very pleasant with bottle of red !!

[Santiago]

Yes, lovely here too although a bit of clud for a time in the afternoon. Top temp today was 21.9C (71.4F) and it's still 15C at the moment.

[kingbaker]

Wall job here again......hope it lasts. :p:p;)

[macdonald5]

Lovely blue sky morning here too !!

[kingbaker]

S'posed to be like this for the week. ;);)

[macdonald5]

S'posed to be like this for the week. ;);)

That's good, dear OH has plenty of outside work needing done !! (front wall ,gates, deck & greenhouse to keep him busy)
Not a cloud in sky !

[kingbaker]

Good job he's your OH, poor gitt!! and not me. Im still single and HAPPY!!:p:(:cool:;):)
Cloud free here also!:p

[marbro8]

beautiful here in the middle:sunburn:, just got the car out for the wife and put the roof down so she can get the wind in her hair before work:convertible:

[kingbaker]

Any sign of melm....or is she recovering from all that mischief wott she got up to last week. :D

[Malteser Monkey]

Lovely but still that nip in the air

[Ecky Thump]

Here on the West Coast of Jockland it's yet another brilliant sunny start to the day.

Perfect weather for Carol to cut some of the lower branches of the chestnut tree that overhangs our patio,....well, she should have put the ladders away after yesterday's painting the window frames.:dontknow:

[macdonald5]

Here on the West Coast of Jockland it's yet another brilliant sunny start to the day.

Perfect weather for Carol to cut some of the lower branches of the chestnut tree that overhangs our patio,....well, she should have put the ladders away after yesterday's painting the window frames.:dontknow:

When your precious done that send her through here my OH going too slow with his work schedule ,keeps gabbing to passer byes !

Getting sunnier here now too

[Malteser Monkey]

Here on the West Coast of Jockland it's yet another brilliant sunny start to the day.

Perfect weather for Carol to cut some of the lower branches of the chestnut tree that overhangs our patio,....well, she should have put the ladders away after yesterday's painting the window frames.:dontknow:

Well I'm just glad she left you instructions on the washing machine !:washingmachine::washing:

[Ecky Thump]

Well I'm just glad she left you instructions on the washing machine !:washingmachine::washing:



WASHING MACHINE!! I've just bought her a new bar of soap and a scrubbing board.:wow:

[kingbaker]

Still wall job here on Dubland.:(:p;)

[junglejim]

WASHING MACHINE!! I've just bought her a new bar of soap and a scrubbing board.:wow:
As long as she keeps the unmentionables clear of the wringer , she'll be fine!

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:


Been over to check on LUCKY 's ferrets today, lovely and warm in Yorkshire. Got back to rain.

[kingbaker]

:tiphat:


Been over to check on LUCKY 's ferrets today, lovely and warm in Yorkshire. Got back to rain.

Wall to wall sun still, here in Dublin.:D:D:D

[melm]

Home from my travels, and very nice it was too, we have a beautiful sunny evening and by the state of my pot plants there has not been much rain in my part of the world over the weekend

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:


Been over to check on LUCKY 's ferrets today, lovely and warm in Yorkshire. Got back to rain.

It was only a shower, enough to clean the windscreen though.

[warbey]

It was only a shower, enough to clean the windscreen though.

Keeps the dust down Mate,,,,??

[Santiago]

Keeps the dust down Mate,,,,??

Makes the OH happy!

Another nice and mainly sunny day again down here in the hub of Celtic civilization. Top temp 23.1C (73.6F) - although on the car it said 27C!!!!

[macdonald5]

After yesterday's roasting weather this morning bit fresher ,rain forecast for later but might miss us !!
OH then needs to hose the plants too bad !

[Ecky Thump]

On the West Coast of Gods Country it's a lot duller and cooler than yesterday.

I'm considering cancelling the work planned for Carol on the garden shed roof, as I noticed yesterday when I went into the spare bedroom for my afternoon nap, that there was quite a pile of ironing to be done!rolleyes2:

[kingbaker]

Home from my travels, and very nice it was too, we have a beautiful sunny evening and by the state of my pot plants there has not been much rain in my part of the world over the weekend

I thought growing pot was illegal??:D:D:D

[kingbaker]

On the West Coast of Gods Country it's a lot duller and cooler than yesterday.

I'm considering cancelling the work planned for Carol on the garden shed roof, as I noticed yesterday when I went into the spare bedroom for my afternoon nap, that there was quite a pile of ironing to be done!rolleyes2:

A lack of discipline!!!!!¡!!!:D:p

Grey, warm and sunny here on Paddyville.:D:D:p:p

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Lot's of sunshine, looks like we're in for a nice day.

[kingbaker]

Still grey and warm with warnings of scattered showers and winds from the south west. :p:p;)

[Malteser Monkey]

overcast here - cooler and the wind whipping up !

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Lot's of sunshine, looks like we're in for a nice day.

Spoke too soon, Maureen put the washing out, told her not to. :twak:

[kingbaker]

Good help is hard to get nowadays.:p:p

Still dull and dry here!!:p:(

[melm]

I thought growing pot was illegal??:D:D:D


OOOOps I've been caught:wow:

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overcast here - cooler and the wind whipping up !


same here in my neck of the woods. Rain not far off me thinks

[kingbaker]

Still warm and grey here.:D

[melm]

The rain has come on as I thought. More like a March day here:cold::woot:

[macdonald5]

What a difference a day makes !
After super balmy evening last night tonight is almost black and rain chucking down ,only consolation it is not cold !!
Lovely British June weather ?

[Santiago]

An absolute scorcher today with wall to wall sunshine all the way. Top temp 25.6C (78.1F) and the pressure is still rising. However, the weather forecast is for all of July to be hot and sunny down here, so I'm worried. Last year they said we would have ten years of very wet summers and look what happened!! Let's hope that El Niño does his stuff as the Americans have been predicting and those northern Celts could be growing pineapples next year!!!

[kingbaker]

Grey and dull with westerly winds here, forecast for showers. :confused::confused:

[macdonald5]

Light grey here too,doesn't look too promising though dry at moment

[Malteser Monkey]

Cold ! overcast

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Cr@p

[Malteser Monkey]

It's Spitting - everybody in !:laugh:

[kingbaker]

Still grey with a little sunshine :D:D:D

[melm]

A bright reasonable warm day here if a shade windy. A few spots of rain now with lots more to come tomorrow:)

[warbey]

Lovely here.

All this Sun with a few gentle Showers means

My Bougainvillea is in full Bloom..!

[Santiago]

Yet another lovely warm day, although a bit cloudy in the early evening. Still warm here - 16C - but the hottest during the day was 22.3C (72.1F). We could do with a nice long light shower overnight, but so far nothing has happened.

[macdonald5]

Slightly dull sky ,15 degrees and just a spit of rain in wind now, forecast for heavy rain
Our fuchsias only budding ' glad your Bougainvillea doing better warbey

[kingbaker]

You might get your gardener or Manservant, to talk or sing to the fuchsia....that'll bring them on. Maybe even a hug!!:D:D:D

:p;)

[Malteser Monkey]

blowing a gale here and just about to start raining

[macdonald5]

You might get your gardener or Manservant, to talk or sing to the fuchsia....that'll bring them on. Maybe even a hug!!:D:D:D

:p;)

Rain now piddling down here,still mild 15 degrees
Oh KB, my dearest OH does speak to the plants - warns them if they don't behave the brown bin for them !

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Dull and windy, rain not far away methinks.

They're saying yesterday was the hottest day of the year, errr not here it wasn't ???

[kingbaker]

Rain now piddling down here,still mild 15 degrees
Oh KB, my dearest OH does speak to the plants - warns them if they don't behave the brown bin for them !

So you deserve each other... :confused::p:D

[LUCKY]

blowing a gale here and just about to start raining

Yer wll be needing yer brolly . I saw your weather forecast on the BBC this morning at just before 6am over here at Lower GDS. and its not looking good.:rain:

[kingbaker]

Grey and dodgy looking here now........rained overnight.... Garth Brooks concerts cancelled....Woman to lead Irish Labour Party (maybe)......ugh!!
Where will it all end!!:(:p;):confused:

[Malteser Monkey]

cuidado !

Esta lloviendo aqui ahora :rain::rain::rain::rain:

y fuerte !

[kingbaker]

Podría ser peor, podría estar lloviendo aquí!

[macdonald5]

Podría ser peor, podría estar lloviendo aquí!

Basura,basura,basura aqui!!!

[kingbaker]

Wotts up missus?????:p:p:(:D:p

[macdonald5]

Wotts up missus?????:p:p:(:D:p

Rain, rain and heavier rain but happy cos new sofas ordered since January - now here :jumping::jumping:

[melm]

:rain::rain: Nah its worse than that its torrential:eyebrows:

[Tshirt]

:rain::rain: Nah its worse than that its torrential:eyebrows:

Same here, flaming June my bum

[melm]

Same here, flaming June my bum


July even:lol:

[Malteser Monkey]

Basura,basura,basura aqui!!!

She needs the bin quickly - she's got all the wrapping from the sofa !!!:wink:

and none of that jumping up and down malarky on the new sofa - well not until Mr Maccie gets home:lol:


Same here, flaming June my bum

Ohhh Ted and what year is it ? 19..........:lol:


July even:lol:

exactamente, glad someone's with it

[kingbaker]

Basura,basura,basura aqui!!!

You slaggin' mi Espanol chica??:D

[macdonald5]

You slaggin' mi Espanol chica??:D
No no amigo, asi, asi

Weather absolute rubbish and getting mas basura ! I'm off to Tenerife

[kingbaker]

She needs the bin quickly - she's got all the wrapping from the sofa !!!:wink:

and none of that jumping up and down malarky on the new sofa - well not until Mr Maccie gets home:lol:



Ohhh Ted and what year is it ? 19..........:lol:



exactamente, glad someone's with it

Wotts a 'jumping up and down malarky' when its at home??:D:D:D

[macdonald5]

Wotts a 'jumping up and down malarky' when its at home??:D:D:D

Just testing the springs ,they claim to be super duper !

Rain stopped here now

[kingbaker]

Does this mean you can now throw out the orange boxes? :D

[Tshirt]

July even:lol:


Ohhh Ted and what year is it ? 19..........:lol:


Oh dear, so it is, senior moment on my part :old: :laugh:

[melm]

Oh dear, so it is, senior moment on my part :old: :laugh:


A CRAFT moment............Know the feeling well:hi:

[warbey]

Yer wll be needing yer brolly . I saw your weather forecast on the BBC this morning at just before 6am over here at Lower GDS. and its not looking good.:rain:

Thought thou'd be cheering the Tour LUCKY.

The Economy must be looking up between Yourself and the Essex fella.....?

My Fuschias are Opening now Mac.

Surprising what a couple of hundred Miles difference does......................


The best Day was Wednesday here Ted. it was 24 just after 12 bur cooled to 19 or so by 4...

[martincrabb99]

Raining in Warwickshire today

[macdonald5]

Very bright here now in mid Jockland ( the Lothians) rain stopped for now