The bike on the Los Cristianos WebCam

[Ecky Thump]

Who owns the bike, for months now, when time I look at the webcam there is a bike chained to a lamp post, then later it's gone, I can look at the picture for hours and never see it arriving or leaving,....

Help me find this owner! ......it's bugging me!!:jumping:


http://www.canarylive24.com/es/webcam-live-playa-los-cristianos

[Malteser Monkey]

Who owns the bike, for months now, when time I look at the webcam there is a bike chained to a lamp post, then later it's gone, I can look at the picture for hours and never see it arriving or leaving,....

Help me find this owner! ......it's bugging me!!:jumping:


http://www.canarylive24.com/es/webcam-live-playa-los-cristianos

Firstly it's Los Cristianos !:cheeky:

It's the bloke .... no not the bloke :laugh: .... the bloke who turns the camera on then he goes for brekkie and a large baraquito !

[Ecky Thump]

Firstly it's Los Cristianos !:cheeky:

It's the bloke .... no not the bloke :laugh: .... the bloke who turns the camera on then he goes for brekkie and a large baraquito !

They make nice ones at the Linaris2 Restaurant/cafe, which is where the camera is. In three weeks time, I will be able to sit there and keep watch!:laugh:

I'm sure (maybe!) admin will be along and change the pelling mithtake on the title.:p

[Malteser Monkey]

They make nice ones at the Linaris2 Restaurant/cafe, which is where the camera is. In three weeks time, I will be able to sit there and keep watch!:laugh:

I'm sure (maybe!) admin will be along and change the Pellng mithtake on the title.:p


will you lot go there and:wave: to us ??

[Ecky Thump]

will you lot go there and:wave: to us ??

I certainly will and I'm sure that marbro8 will as well.....he is there before me and knows the Linaris2, it's his favourite place for a Chateaubriand Steak.....Rich Git!!;)





Is the bike still there? I'm not looking, it's driving me crazy!:lol:

http://www.canarylive24.com/es/webca...los-cristianos

[LUCKY]

will you lot go there and:wave: to us ??

Who is that waving at us now ? :flatcap: He is wearing a pink shirt and shorts

[Malteser Monkey]

Who is that waving at us now ? :flatcap: He is wearing a pink shirt and shorts

kingbaker:laugh:

[LUCKY]

The bike appears to be chained up with a code numbered padlock :flatcap:

[Ecky Thump]

Who is that waving at us now ? :flatcap: He is wearing a pink shirt and shorts

Its Angusjim he's gone out earlier than he said, just so that he doesn't have to buy me a drink!:p

[TOTO 99]

Who is that waving at us now ? :flatcap: He is wearing a pink shirt and shorts

So let's see if I've got this right.....

You've spotted a man in pink shorts....and you're now asking around to find out who he is?....:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

I certainly will and I'm sure that marbro8 will as well.....he is there before me and knows the Linaris2, it's his favourite place for a Chateaubriand Steak.....Rich Git!!;)

oooo nice !

[LUCKY]

So let's see if I've got this right.....

You've spotted a man in pink shorts....and you're now asking around to find out who he is?....:laugh:

Yes you are correct, It is a case for the Tenerife CSI or FBI , But i think Inspector martincrabb99 will crack the mystery.:flatcap:

[Malteser Monkey]

Yes you are correct, It is a case for the Tenerife CSI or FBI , But i think Inspector martincrabb99 will crack the mystery.:flatcap:

does he know the code to the chain ?

[martincrabb99]

I am out of the office at the moment but please leave a message and I will get back to you.....beep....beep ....beep

[LUCKY]

I am out of the office at the moment but please leave a message and I will get back to you.....beep....beep ....beep

Martin is allready on the case, A message as been left, I am sure this case will be cracked by tea time.:flatcap:

[Ecky Thump]

Martin is allready on the case, A message as been left, I am sure this case will be cracked by tea time.:flatcap:

Last time I heard from him, he was still cutting the grass in Warwickshire!???

[Malteser Monkey]

Last time I heard from him, he was still cutting the grass in Warwickshire!???

We need a rota drawing up - I have the cam on in the background - you have me hooked now to see what happens.

by what time is it normally gone

[Ecky Thump]

We need a rota drawing up - I have the cam on in the background - you have me hooked now to see what happens.

by what time is it normally gone

It normally arrives about 9am until 9pm, but it comes and goes at various times during the day....a restaurant worker?

[LUCKY]

It normally arrives about 9am until 9pm, but it comes and goes at various times during the day....a restaurant worker?
I am now having to leave 'Operation Bike' but rest assured i have now got the web cam under survilance. I have my 24 hour recording system up and running, the tapes will be passed on to our man in authority.:flatcap:

[Malteser Monkey]

I am now having to leave 'Operation Bike' but rest assured i have now got the web cam under survilance. I have my 24 hour recording system up and running, the tapes will be passed on to our man in authority.:flatcap:

ever the professional:tiphat:

[melm]

check out the web cam covering the harbour area in Puerto . Off down there now just have a look for the tall leggy blonde...thats me:laugh: will give you all a wave:hi:

[Angusjim]

check out the web cam covering the harbour area in Puerto . Off down there now just have a look for the tall leggy blonde...thats me:laugh: will give you all a wave:hi:

Blootered at Midday you bring disgrace to our nation:laugh:

[Ecky Thump]

check out the web cam covering the harbour area in Puerto . Off down there now just have a look for the tall leggy blonde...thats me:laugh: will give you all a wave:hi:

On yer bike then!!:cheeky::cheeky:

[Malteser Monkey]

check out the web cam covering the harbour area in Puerto . Off down there now just have a look for the tall leggy blonde...thats me:laugh: will give you all a wave:hi:

im watching :wave: don't be long !

[melm]

Blootered at Midday you bring disgrace to our nation:laugh:

No sober at the moment its early yet:shy: but you never know what the day will bring:jumping:

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im watching :wave: don't be long !


where did I leave my zimmer??????

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On yer bike then!!:cheeky::cheeky:


nae bike still looking for that zimmer:wave:

[martincrabb99]

Good work, the incident room is up and running, CCTV monitoring in place and a female agent on the ground. I'll be in the pub seeking information......page me with any developments.

[Malteser Monkey]

I keep getting an error page popping up - anyone else

[Ecky Thump]

I keep getting an error page popping up - anyone else


Use the link on post #1 that appears to work every time, then bookmark it.

Unless you have broken it!:lol::lol:

[TOTO 99]

Blootered at Midday you bring disgrace to our nation:laugh:

Agreed....any self respecting Jock would never leave it that late in the day...:laugh:..:scotland:

[Malteser Monkey]

self respecting Jock

First time I've ever seen those three words in a sentence:lol:

[LUCKY]

check out the web cam covering the harbour area in Puerto . Off down there now just have a look for the tall leggy blonde...thats me:laugh: will give you all a wave:hi:

Great news melm i have set up a fmale alert system . :flatcap: So when you arrive i will be alert :flatcap:

[blondie]

Great news melm i have set up a fmale alert system . :flatcap: So when you arrive i will be alert :flatcap:

You are all barking mad ...but yes , I too have wondered who owns the bike Ecky. Us retired folk should really get a life !!!

[martincrabb99]

Who is that waving at us now ? :flatcap: He is wearing a pink shirt and shorts

Database records indicate this is the Pink Panther a well known Cat burglar who has no scruples. This individual is a well known minesweeper of drinks left unattended by unsuspecting tourists in Los Cristianos.[emoji78]

[Malteser Monkey]

Bike's still there :laugh:

8.50 tongiht I'll be there watching see what happens :lol:

[Angusjim]

Database records indicate this is the Pink Panther a well known Cat burglar who has no scruples. This individual is a well known minesweeper of drinks left unattended by unsuspecting tourists in Los Cristianos.[emoji78]

I heard it was pink pussy but I could be getting mixed up:lol::eyebrows:

[Malteser Monkey]

I heard it was pink pussy but I could be getting mixed up:lol::eyebrows:

ohhh not another cat thread:cheeky:

[martincrabb99]

I heard it was pink pussy but I could be getting mixed up:lol::eyebrows:

Pink pussy is his accomplice....good work Angusjim!

[Angusjim]

Pink pussy is his accomplice....good work Angusjim!
Yea something smells a bit fishy about this:jumping:

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ohhh not another cat thread:cheeky:

DJ Dangerous will be along in a minute looking for donations:laugh:

[martincrabb99]

1551031014 still in Situ

[Malteser Monkey]

1551031014 still in Situ

que ?.............

[martincrabb99]

Nine minutes to four on the 3rd October 2014[emoji605]

[melm]

Great news melm i have set up a fmale alert system . :flatcap: So when you arrive i will be alert :flatcap:


was down at the harbour waving at the webcam like an eejit and nobody waved back:laugh:

[Ecky Thump]

was down at the harbour waving at the webcam like an eejit and nobody waved back:laugh:

I was busy watching a "sleekit looking" individual hoverig about the bike, was that you?:laugh:

[melm]

I was busy watching a "sleekit looking" individual hoverig about the bike, was that you?:laugh:

Nah i'm in Puerto:laugh: Not guilty

[Tshirt]

You're all assuming the bike is chained to the lamp post, it could be the other way round you know. :dontknow:

[LUCKY]

You're all assuming the bike is chained to the lamp post, it could be the other way round you know. :dontknow:

Elementary my dear Ted :flatcap:
please imagine the :flatcap: As a deerstalker

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You are all barking mad ...but yes , I too have wondered who owns the bike Ecky. Us retired folk should really get a life !!!

Strange that is not the first time i have been called Barking :flatcap:

[kingbaker]

was down at the harbour waving at the webcam like an eejit and nobody waved back:laugh:

I'dve waved at ye but ye left me behind in Prestingham. :D:D

[warbey]

Database records indicate this is the Pink Panther a well known Cat burglar who has no scruples. This individual is a well known minesweeper of drinks left unattended by unsuspecting tourists in Los Cristianos.[emoji78]

Ecky, is He talking about You.? :tiphat::tiphat::nono:



Let the Tyres Down melm, it's a gettaway Bike for a Lookie Man........Asda Price.........

[Ecky Thump]

Ecky, is He talking about You.? :tiphat::tiphat::nono:



Let the Tyres Down melm, it's a gettaway Bike for a Lookie Man........Asda Price.........

It's now 20:23 and the bikes still there.

The tension is almost unbearable....who owns this bike?:jumping:

[marbro8]

I certainly will and I'm sure that marbro8 will as well.....he is there before me and knows the Linaris2, it's his favourite place for a Chateaubriand Steak.....Rich Git!!;)





Is the bike still there? I'm not looking, it's driving me crazy!:lol:

http://www.canarylive24.com/es/webca...los-cristianos:lol: it is san that has the expensive tastes,i just tag along and pay for it:doh::lol:

[Ecky Thump]

:lol: it is san that has the expensive tastes,i just tag along and pay for it:doh::lol:

That's a load of Cobblers (Carol just said) we were there the night that YOU ordered it, but I must admit, Sandra did eat her fair share of it!:laugh:

Are you going there for another one, if you are, then you can look out for the bike!

[warbey]

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The Dog Handler has just arrived....

[Tshirt]

The fact that the bike's still there reflects on the honesty of the good people of Tenerife. If that had been here in Oldham it would have been nicked within 5 minutes of being left, lamp post an' all. :laugh:

[marbro8]

check out the web cam covering the harbour area in Puerto . Off down there now just have a look for the tall leggy blonde...thats me:laugh: will give you all a wave:hi:TALL LEGGY BLONDE??? i would have been glued to it if i had known:lol:

[Ecky Thump]

The fact that the bike's still there reflects on the honesty of the good people of Tenerife. If that had been here in Oldham it would have been nicked within 5 minutes of being left, lamp post an' all. :laugh:


It's connected to the mains electricity supply from the lamp post....honesty has nothing to do with it,...it's sheer fear that's keeping it there!:idea:

[warbey]

The fact that the bike's still there reflects on the honesty of the good people of Tenerife. If that had been here in Oldham it would have been nicked within 5 minutes of being left, lamp post an' all. :laugh:

In sophisticated Areas, they Pinch the Lock and leave the Bike....(Honest)....



Who is the Fella riding around the Bike, dressed in a White dress...

Is that a need to know Martin.??

[marbro8]

That's a load of Cobblers (Carol just said) we were there the night that YOU ordered it, but I must admit, Sandra did eat her fair share of it!:laugh:

Are you going there for another one, if you are, then you can look out for the bike!well thats the kind of guy i am ecky,i ordered it not for myself but out of the kindness of my heart because i love her that much i would eat something that i wouldn't normally eat just to please her:wink: and what is this about a bike:dontknow:

[Ecky Thump]

well thats the kind of guy i am ecky,i ordered it not for myself but out of the kindness of my heart because i love her that much i would eat something that i wouldn't normally eat just to please her:wink: and what is this about a bike:dontknow:

Go to post #1 and all will be clear.

Also looking at the Web Cam, Los Cristianos is quite busy tonight.

[Tshirt]

There's that many of us watching that bike i'm surprised the website's not crashed.

[Ecky Thump]

There's that many of us watching that bike i'm surprised the website's not crashed.

It's linked to the "Alfred Real Estate" Los Cristianos web site, he will be getting that many hits, that he will start wondering what's happening.:lol:

[trevorife2]

Ive just realised that my daughter will be wanting one of those chuck in the air flashing light thingys that the chinese sell ..

[Ecky Thump]

The Bike.....it's Gone!:crying2:

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Ive just realised that my daughter will be wanting one of those chuck in the air flashing light thingys that the chinese sell ..

A little child just bought one and it's stuck at the top of the palm tree on the left hand side of the picture. :-(

[marbro8]

Ive just realised that my daughter will be wanting one of those chuck in the air flashing light thingys that the chinese sell ..don't bother they last about 37 minute's and never work as well as they do when the chinese demonstrate them:nono:

[trevorife2]

don't bother they last about 37 minute's and never work as well as they do when the chinese demonstrate them:nono: thanks mate , i will take your advice on board .... And get one from a looky looky man

[marbro8]

that woman left the pushchair on it's own for a bit longer than was comfortable :laugh:

[Angusjim]

I am sure I saw Junglejim offering hair braiding:laugh: he has went doon hill badly since oor Ecky gave him a bit o verbals and has no been seen on here since and I am told he now just wanders around aimlessly all day. Shame on you Ecky:shy:

[Ecky Thump]

I am sure I saw Junglejim offering hair braiding:laugh: he has went doon hill badly since oor Ecky gave him a bit o verbals and has no been seen on here since and I am told he now just wanders around aimlessly all day. Shame on you Ecky:shy:


I've come to the conclusion that it wasn't JungleJimm at all, but KB masquerading as him, as all you could here was someone shouting "Yes Yes Yes" it was either him or Malteser Monkey in a very self satisfied mood!;)

We must be blind, it's definetly not JJ or MM, it's KingBaker still wondering the streets looking for a late night job, I found his old thread and "Bumped it" for him.....someone please help this wondering Irishman find a job!:p

[martincrabb99]

I think it is a decoy bike to tempt a potential thief into committing the heinous crime of theft of a pedal cycle.

[TOTO 99]

I think it is a decoy bike to tempt a potential thief into committing the heinous crime of theft of a pedal cycle.

Keep up the good work Martin...

You've been spotted interviewing the staff at the Margarita Restaurant..........

5576

[martincrabb99]

Keep up the good work Martin...

You've been spotted interviewing the staff at the Margarita Restaurant..........

5576

He didn't cough, but he was an excellent source of information about those who dine there[emoji6]

[Malteser Monkey]

was down at the harbour waving at the webcam like an eejit and nobody waved back:laugh:

Oi I did with a big smile on my face

Bike's not there - maybe they don't work weekends...another clue:lol:

[TOTO 99]

Oi I did with a big smile on my face

Bike's not there - maybe they don't work weekends...another clue:lol:

Or maybe they Only work weekends and they've gone to work on it.....:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Or maybe they Only work weekends and they've gone to work on it.....:laugh:

or maybe KB eventually found the code:laugh:

[Ecky Thump]

or maybe KB eventually found the code:laugh:

I thought that you were going to say that eventually KB found his job, but I noticed in his thread, that he wanted late night work.....Why???;)

[trevorife2]

Its back .. Ive been checking all day and missed it arrive haha

[Ecky Thump]

I think it is a decoy bike to tempt a potential thief into committing the heinous crime of theft of a pedal cycle.

The decoy is back chained to the lamp post and no one noticed it arriving, but next week we will have marbro8 out there in the sunshine,...we've read the book, Our Man in Havana....then we will have "Our Man in Los Cristianos":lol:

[macdonald5]

15.20 the bike was unchained and moved away !!

[tfs1]

we are being waved at !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gone at 1528, heading towards Las Vistas beach - at speed !

[trevorife2]

Im having my pic taken with the latest tenerife attraction tomorow night or monday morn .. ( this bike has to be more famous than bradley wiggins bike now ??

[macdonald5]

Yes I saw that too !!!!

[tfs1]

Im having my pic taken with the latest tenerife attraction tomorow night or monday morn .. ( this bike has to be more famous than bradley wiggins bike now ??

we arrive tomorrow - no bike just the wife - must be a joke there somewhere !

[martincrabb99]

I'm really enjoying this bit of humorous detective work! Any description of the suspect and was it that individual who waved?

[Ecky Thump]

we are being waved at !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gone at 1528, heading towards Las Vistas beach - at speed !

Can you give us a description of the offending cyclist?


Im having my pic taken with the latest tenerife attraction tomorow night or monday morn .. ( this bike has to be more famous than bradley wiggins bike now ??

I'll give a €10 Charity Donation to the best posted forum members picture, the Charity of the winners choice. :-)

[Angusjim]

Can you give us a description of the offending cyclist?



I'll give a €10 Charity Donation to the best posted forum members picture, the Charity of the winners choice. :-)
Hes sma wee a bald heid and has a Largs accent seemingly he is also offering hair braiding

[tfs1]

is someone having a laugh - there is another bike !!

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Can you give us a description of the offending cyclist?

seemed odd that he waved, once as he was getting on the bike and next as he adjusted his backpack before leaving at speed - clearly someone in the know he was being watched !

He was tall, thin, typical cyclist, cycle helmet etc- not a tourist having a bike ride.

[martincrabb99]

is someone having a laugh - there is another bike !!

So there is and two suspicious characters wearing white hats at this posting time

[tfs1]

someones at the bike !! - unchained it and gone, could be the same guy but no wave this time.

[trevorife2]

Breaking news !!! The bike goes !! A man with white cap and back pack heads off to the right .. !! No wave !!!

[martincrabb99]

Who was that man in the White hat, was Tonto with him?

[trevorife2]

Hahahahaha brilliant

[TOTO 99]

Who was that man in the White hat, was Tonto with him?

No I wasn't....:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Yes I saw that too !!!!

what what did you see too hun


Hes sma wee a bald heid and has a Largs accent seemingly he is also offering hair braiding

I dunnae wtf you saed bit I thanked you for it

[Ecky Thump]

what what did you see too hun



I dunnae wtf you saed bit I thanked you for it

He said that....the man was of a exceedingly small stature, alas suffering from a hair follicle condition and was speaking with a very much refined Scottish Ayrshire accent, while following his employment as a tonsorial.:p

[marbro8]

what what did you see too hun



I dunnae wtf you saed bit I thanked you for ithe said he was small with a bald head and an accent that sounds like he comes from a place in scotland called largs,which is the hometown of eric and carol;)

[warbey]

he said he was small with a bald head and an accent that sounds like he comes from a place in scotland called largs,which is the hometown of eric and carol;)

So, am I right. A big Bike for a wee Man..?? Name TonTo. ?

Can't get the sound up though so cannae tell His Accent.......

[Malteser Monkey]

he said he was small with a bald head and an accent that sounds like he comes from a place in scotland called largs,which is the hometown of eric and carol;)


He said that....the man was of a exceedingly small stature, alas suffering from a hair follicle condition and was speaking with a very much refined Scottish Ayrshire accent, while following his employment as a tonsorial.:p


So, am I right. A big Bike for a wee Man..?? Name TonTo. ?

Can't get the sound up though so cannae tell His Accent.......

So can I sum this up

we ain't got a scooby !:crazy:

[macdonald5]

Just to add to the confusion ..... There are 2 different men and 2 bikes I saw a male unchain and peddle off , the man who waved was a difference man !!!!

[Malteser Monkey]

Just to add to the confusion ..... There are 2 different men and 2 bikes I saw a male unchain and peddle off , the man who waved was a difference man !!!!

The plot thickens ......... is it me or does everyone walk really quickly :dontknow::cheeky:

think they're all in on it. Who's on late night watch ?

[Ecky Thump]

The plot thickens ......... is it me or does everyone walk really quickly :dontknow::cheeky:

think they're all in on it. Who's on late night watch ?

I'll do the night watch, it's not because I'm a insomniac, it's because I like to watch the x rated amorous goings on at 3am.....

Now I've put that on, there will be a flood of volunteers to keep watch!:sleeping:

[Malteser Monkey]

Beats the Xfactor crap rather watch the x rated :jumping:

[Angusjim]

I believe that MM used to be a webcam star in London:callme: but had to leave in a hurry :eek:hence the move to a hillside in Wales but that may only be a rumour:laugh:

[mamamaz]

No bike today - but man in white cap, white T shirt and beige shorts was waving to the camera at 9.30am. I was watching the Fred Olsen go out with my daughter and son in law on board and
off to La Palma for a short break with their 6 dogs.

[Malteser Monkey]

No bike today - but man in white cap, white T shirt and beige shorts was waving to the camera at 9.30am. I was watching the Fred Olsen go out with my daughter and son in law on board and
off to La Palma for a short break with their 6 dogs.

Ooooo nice - welcome to you not see you around before. I used to go to Gomera a lot - how long does it take to Get to La Palma ?

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I believe that MM used to be a webcam star in London:callme: but had to leave in a hurry :eek:hence the move to a hillside in Wales but that may only be a rumour:laugh:

hmmmm you'll regret that one ! :goodluck:

[Ecky Thump]

No bike today - but man in white cap, white T shirt and beige shorts was waving to the camera at 9.30am. I was watching the Fred Olsen go out with my daughter and son in law on board and
off to La Palma for a short break with their 6 dogs.

Look again,.....

There are now TWO bikes chained to the lamp post!!:cry:

[trevorife2]

Unbelievable jeff

[Malteser Monkey]

Look again,.....

There are now TWO bikes chained to the lamp post!!:cry:

I know I just saw :faint::faint::faint:


Unbelievable jeff

Jeff who's Jeff ? Does he own one of the bikes ?

[Angusjim]

I know I just saw :faint::faint::faint:



Jeff who's Jeff ? Does he own one of the bikes ?

Jeff is the pimp for Tenerife Bikes:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Jeff is the pimp for Tenerife Bikes:laugh:

I wouldn't like to see that type chained up to a lamp post:bootyshake:

[Angusjim]

I wouldn't like to see that type chained up to a lamp post:bootyshake:
Sorry did I stir memories for you:crylaughing::raspberry2:

[trevorife2]

On the live sky sprts footie feed which is presented by jeff stelling .. Chris kamara comments on games and usually or more often than not says "unbelievable jeff"... Just thought id pinch the saying when i saw there was now 2 bikes ha

[Malteser Monkey]

Sorry did I stir memories for you:crylaughing::raspberry2:

Just a few indents I don't care to mention:crazy:

[mamamaz]

Think it takes about 3 hrs to La Palma - I'm sat watching webcam from cold but sunny autumn day in Wiltshire. I don't think these bikes look like the usual one and who was the man on his mobile looking at webcam and waving?- think he was with a female companion in a red top !!!!

[Malteser Monkey]

Think it takes about 3 hrs to La Palma - I'm sat watching webcam from cold but sunny autumn day in Wiltshire. I don't think these bikes look like the usual one and who was the man on his mobile looking at webcam and waving?- think he was with a female companion in a red top !!!!

3 hours hmmm ok !

OMG there are now 4 Bikes !! another 2 in the top right hand corner Ecky Thump

[LUCKY]

Its getting hectic now 2 more bikes by the seat, What the Hell is going on !!!!! :flatcap:

[marbro8]

well that's dun it,i was going out mountaineering up the beautiful snowdonia with it's lovely national park today,but now there are 2 bikes i can't leave this computerrolleyes2::laugh:

[LUCKY]

well that's dun it,i was going out mountaineering up the beautiful snowdonia with it's lovely national park today,but now there are 2 bikes i can't leave this computerrolleyes2::laugh:
Stay tuned there maybe further developments :flatcap:

[Malteser Monkey]

well that's dun it,i was going out mountaineering up the beautiful snowdonia with it's lovely national park today,but now there are 2 bikes i can't leave this computerrolleyes2::laugh:

Really I'll put kettle on what time you coming

there are four bikes Marbro

[Ecky Thump]

3 hours hmmm ok !

OMG there are now 4 Bikes !! another 2 in the top right hand corner Ecky Thump

It's all a false alarm. Looking closely at all the bikes, not one of them is our target bike.....eyes peeled for its arrival, plus will it cause our target any inconvenience as to find a parking lamp post in view of the webcam????

[Malteser Monkey]

just witnessed the other two bikers leaving !! oopps exclamation marks !!!

ohh no these are deffo not our bike !

[marbro8]

Really I'll put kettle on what time you coming

there are four bikes Marbrooh nooooooooo i may have to throw a sicky 2mora:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Me tooo............


oh nooooooooo i may have to throw a sicky 2mora:laugh:

[TOTO 99]

If any more bikes show up I think we can assume Boris has taken over as Arona Mayor.....:laugh:

[Tshirt]

Do I watch Man U or the bikes? :dontknow:

[marbro8]

is it me or is that bloke in the yellow t shirt holding that tree up?:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Do I watch Man U or the bikes? :dontknow:

you have to ask :whistle:

it's very dark there

[martincrabb99]

On the live sky sprts footie feed which is presented by jeff stelling .. Chris kamara comments on games and usually or more often than not says "unbelievable jeff"... Just thought id pinch the saying when i saw there was now 2 bikes ha

I like it[emoji6]

[Ecky Thump]

you have to ask :whistle:

it's very dark there

At the moment it looks brighter here in Scotland than in Tenerife, the difference is there it's 33c and here only 13c. I know where I would rather be.

[LUCKY]

At the moment it looks brighter here in Scotland than in Tenerife, the difference is there it's 33c and here only 13c. I know where I would rather be.

On yer bike !!!

[Malteser Monkey]

they've gone and I missed it - now there's a bike tied to the palm tree :crying2:

[LUCKY]

they've gone and I missed it - now there's a bike tied to the palm tree :crying2:

Try my recognition test, It may help with the addication :flatcap:

http://www.evanscycles.com/pages/clearance#bikes

[martincrabb99]

Try my recognition test, It may help with the addication :flatcap:

http://www.evanscycles.com/pages/clearance#bikes

I am now going to refurbish my bike, there are some good bargains on there, thanks Lucky[emoji106]

[Ecky Thump]

they've gone and I missed it - now there's a bike tied to the palm tree :crying2:

Our bike in question is now securely anchored to its rightful lamp post.

[Malteser Monkey]

Our bike in question is now securely anchored to its rightful lamp post.

Ohhh no it's not - it's gawn !

what's at the bottom of the post on the far right

[primrose]

Ohhh no it's not - it's gawn !

what's at the bottom of the post on the far right

Is it a Police Motorbike, perhaps he has gone for a pee like one did on Friday when I went to the Craft Fair, parked his bike and went on the beach behind a sand hill and had a pee.

[warbey]

It's all a false alarm. Looking closely at all the bikes, not one of them is our target bike.....eyes peeled for its arrival, plus will it cause our target any inconvenience as to find a parking lamp post in view of the webcam????


Ecky, someone will be out there shortly.

Why not put a Tracker under the Seat/Saddle...??

I bet Martin has a Pocket-Full.................................:D:D:devil2:

[martincrabb99]

Ecky, someone will be out there shortly.

Why not put a Tracker under the Seat/Saddle...??

I bet Martin has a Pocket-Full.................................:D:D:devil2:

CCTV, Trackers, female agents, observation teams, decoys,.....we are just so good!

[jen wren]

Don't know if i need to a trip to spec savers or just looking at a different web cam but i cannot see a bike, where is it?

[marbro8]

Don't know if i need to a trip to spec savers or just looking at a different web cam but i cannot see a bike, where is it?it just comes and goes,don't worry it will be back and more with it:laugh:

[martincrabb99]

Don't know if i need to a trip to spec savers or just looking at a different web cam but i cannot see a bike, where is it?

It has been removed to have the tracking device fitted....as requested.

[jen wren]

pmsl, you are all totally mad, coming over on 16th so not long now, will have to take a trip to see this sodding bike

[Ecky Thump]

It has been removed to have the tracking device fitted....as requested.

I'm not sure about all this high tec talk, I'm quite looking forward to 18 days from now, sitting outside the Linaris2 cafe and simply watching for its arrival and departure while drinking a cool refreshment.:)

[primrose]

The Bike.....it's Gone!:crying2:

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A little child just bought one and it's stuck at the top of the palm tree on the left hand side of the picture. :-(

I cannot believe that none of you saw it go, it went at 21-18.

[martincrabb99]

I'm not sure about all this high tec talk, I'm quite looking forward to 18 days from now, sitting outside the Linaris2 cafe and simply watching for its arrival and departure while drinking a cool refreshment.:)

Feet on the ground.....unheard of in the 21st Century!

[martincrabb99]

I cannot believe that none of you so it go, it went at 21-18.

And it's still only 1912hrs we are so good we can see into the future now[emoji3]

[LUCKY]

And it's still only 1912hrs we are so good we can see into the future now[emoji3]

:flatcap: Do the time and do the crime in reverse

[primrose]

And it's still only 1912hrs we are so good we can see into the future now[emoji3]

Please don't try to put me down with a so called clever comment, the post was in reply to Ecky's post from the other night. And you wonder why people are leaving the Forum.

[LUCKY]

Please don't try to put me down with a so called clever comment, the post was in reply to Ecky's post from the other night. And you wonder why people are leaving the Forum.

I must have been mistaken when i thought you could see into the future.:sorry::flatcap::flatcap:

[martincrabb99]

Please don't try to put me down with a so called clever comment, the post was in reply to Ecky's post from the other night. And you wonder why people are leaving the Forum.

Blimey don't be so sensitive, the thought was never in my mind to put you down. That's it for me on this thread and the forum. I've tried to give it a go but there are some really awful people on here. I haven't got a bad bone in my body and I would never intentionally put someone down. I am a straightforward individual who may be a bit brusque but really your comment takes the biscuit.
Goodnight.

[LUCKY]

Blimey don't be so sensitive, the thought was never in my mind to put you down. That's it for me on this thread and the forum. I've tried to give it a go but there are some really awful people on here. I haven't got a bad bone in my body and I would never intentionally put someone down. I am a straightforward individual who may be a bit brusque but really your comment takes the biscuit.
Goodnight.

I want your badge and gun handing in at the office, now this is where you go out and crack this case in the next 24hrs. The citizens of the forum are waiting :flatcap:

[Chine]

Blimey don't be so sensitive, the thought was never in my mind to put you down. That's it for me on this thread and the forum. I've tried to give it a go but there are some really awful people on here. I haven't got a bad bone in my body and I would never intentionally put someone down. I am a straightforward individual who may be a bit brusque but really your comment takes the biscuit.

Goodnight.

Whoa there man , don't be rushing off everybody is a bit sensitive now and again ! It's a forum your entitled to say what you like don't just p off , it's cool on here you know you'll miss us !

[warbey]

Blimey don't be so sensitive, the thought was never in my mind to put you down. That's it for me on this thread and the forum. I've tried to give it a go but there are some really awful people on here. I haven't got a bad bone in my body and I would never intentionally put someone down. I am a straightforward individual who may be a bit brusque but really your comment takes the biscuit.
Goodnight.



I believe I know You both.

Both Nice People I am very sure.

Reading this Thread, I can see where primrose takes umbrage, it reads a llttle Off.

I also know You didn't intend any offence with Your Post, I just hope You can make things right.

[Chine]

I want your badge and gun handing in at the office, now this is where you go out and crack this case in the next 24hrs. The citizens of the forum are waiting :flatcap:

Hilarious ! :crylaughing:It sounds to me like you've been at the waterfall this pm ???

[LUCKY]

Hilarious ! :crylaughing:It sounds to me like you've been at the waterfall this pm ???

Mistaken. I have just had dinner with a bottle of red, here at the Rose covered cottage. But should not be long now till i am frequenting the Waterfall. :trink::trink::trink: :flatcap:

[warbey]

.

.

No Bike Yet.

Ecky, is it His Night off......?

[LUCKY]

.

.

No Bike Yet.

Ecky, is it His Night off......?

Think he may be out and about in plain clothes... Lycra....:flatcap:

[Ecky Thump]

.

.

No Bike Yet.

Ecky, is it His Night off......?

I'm not sure, but I thInk this thread has now gone "Viral" on the Internet, there is now a constant crowd standing by the lamp post with cameras poised to view the bike and it's mysterious owner, maybe it's the €10 Charity prize that is the attraction!:D

[warbey]

I'm not sure, but I thInk this thread has now gone "Viral" on the Internet, there is now a constant crowd standing by the lamp post with cameras poised to view the bike and it's mysterious owner, maybe it's the €10 Charity prize that is the attraction!:D


Do They know it's Carol who decides if it's the right Bike. ?

[TOTO 99]

Please don't try to put me down with a so called clever comment, the post was in reply to Ecky's post from the other night. And you wonder why people are leaving the Forum.

Have you left the forum Primrose?.................I only ask because you're accusing someone of causing that to happen when in fact this was one of the few light hearted threads that to the best of my knowledge no newbie has been made fun of. I consider you to be one of our erstwhile members who by now should be able to read the tone of a thread.

Why the hell would you join in a thread that is full of humour, smilies and good hearted banter if you're touchy about what might be said at any point?.........Oh yeah, and sorry about the serious tone of this post but the funny me got voted off earlier today. I'm now anxiously awaiting all the new interesting threads that will now come flowing in.........Good luck with that because from where I'm standing if people are leaving it's definitely not because of innocent humour....

[essexeddie]

Well that went off the rails a bit. :)

[Ecky Thump]

Do They know it's Carol who decides if it's the right Bike. ?

With the amount of alcohol that Carol will consume over the four weeks that we are there, then she will be seeing MULTIPLE bikes!:devil2:

[primrose]

Have you left the forum Primrose?.................I only ask because you're accusing someone of causing that to happen when in fact this was one of the few light hearted threads that to the best of my knowledge no newbie has been made fun of. I consider you to be one of our erstwhile members who by now should be able to read the tone of a thread.

Why the hell would you join in a thread that is full of humour, smilies and good hearted banter if you're touchy about what might be said at any point?.........Oh yeah, and sorry about the serious tone of this post but the funny me got voted off earlier today. I'm now anxiously awaiting all the new interesting threads that will now come flowing in.........Good luck with that because from where I'm standing if people are leaving it's definitely not because of innocent humour....

I will answer your question when you come back and type something I can make sense of.

[Ecky Thump]

Well that went off the rails a bit. :)

Not at all, it's partly a temperamental glitch that will sort it's self out...I know these things Eddie, because I've been married for 48 years!...The year that England won the World Cup!:cheeky:

[marbro8]

martin has got you all believing that he has left,he's not fooling me,it is all part of his plan to go undercover to find the owner of the bike:wink2:

[warbey]

martin has got you all believing that he has left,he's not fooling me,it is all part of his plan to go undercover to find the owner of the bike:wink2:



As well as the Bike.?............:devil2: :D:D:laugh:

[essexeddie]

Not at all, it's purely a temperamental glitch that will sort it's self out...I know these things Eddie, because I've been married for 48 years!...The year that England won the World Cup!:cheeky:

Year before us. Good job you didn't wait for Scotland to win it :) he he he


.I think Martin has taken it hard after taking them pills.

.

[marbro8]

Year before us. Good job you didn't wait for Scotland to win it :) he he he


.I think Martin has taken it hard after taking them pills.

.he will be back,i think he is bigger than that,to let a little misunderstanding get in the way of having a bit of banter with his new forum muckers:wink2:

[Malteser Monkey]

pmsl, you are all totally mad, coming over on 16th so not long now, will have to take a trip to see this sodding bike

Yes we try hun x



Please don't try to put me down with a so called clever comment, the post was in reply to Ecky's post from the other night. And you wonder why people are leaving the Forum.

Yes we know mate some are a little newer and take a little time to back page:)


Blimey don't be so sensitive, the thought was never in my mind to put you down. That's it for me on this thread and the forum. I've tried to give it a go but there are some really awful people on here. I haven't got a bad bone in my body and I would never intentionally put someone down. I am a straightforward individual who may be a bit brusque but really your comment takes the biscuit.
Goodnight.

This is where this sh##t happens.... don't all jump the gun :)


Whoa there man , don't be rushing off everybody is a bit sensitive now and again ! It's a forum your entitled to say what you like don't just p off , it's cool on here you know you'll miss us !


No puerdo decir mas:)



Have you left the forum Primrose?.................I only ask because you're accusing someone of causing that to happen when in fact this was one of the few light hearted threads that to the best of my knowledge no newbie has been made fun of. I consider you to be one of our erstwhile members who by now should be able to read the tone of a thread.

Why the hell would you join in a thread that is full of humour, smilies and good hearted banter if you're touchy about what might be said at any point?.........Oh yeah, and sorry about the serious tone of this post but the funny me got voted off earlier today. I'm now anxiously awaiting all the new interesting threads that will now come flowing in.........Good luck with that because from where I'm standing if people are leaving it's definitely not because of innocent humour....


I will answer your question when you come back and type something I can make sense of.

You were jumped on - maybe when we post we should make sure we read back a few pages just like I have - even though I had to put me wine down to do so:whistle:

[Ecky Thump]

This is only my opinion and will not be saying any more on the matter. Martin I feel is a man with high principles, who would not malign anyone and will not (rightly) accept anyone being offensive to others here on this forum or in his own personal life and I think we should all try to take a lead from his stance and respect each other.

[Malteser Monkey]

Goodnight everyone no more bikes to be seen. Let's start afresh tomorrow as nothing bad has really happened, just a slight misunderstanding.

Anyway isn't melm due back so no more waves from Puerto

Oh and Medman hmmmm:whistle:

[Ecky Thump]

It's now 22:10 on a warm balmy evening in Los Cristianos and there a still a few people lingering for a siting of the mysterious bike.

Here again is the link for viewing.......


http://www.canarylive24.com/es/webca...los-cristianos

Grrr. It's not working! Go to post #1 for a working link.:laugh:

[marbro8]

It's now 22:10 on a warm balmy evening in Los Cristianos and there a still a few people lingering for a siting of the mysterious bike.

Here again is the link for viewing.......


http://www.canarylive24.com/es/webca...los-cristianoslooked like those 2 guy's were pointing at the camera?

[Malteser Monkey]

No Bike !!!:crazy:

ahhh Hoy es dia de fiesta

anyone know what day it is ??

So the owner doesn't work weekends or fiestas ! Double M at your servicio

[Tshirt]

No Bike !!!:crazy:

ahhh Hoy es dia de fiesta

anyone know what day it is ??

So the owner doesn't work weekends or fiestas ! Double M at your servicio


Perhaps he just hate's Mondays. :(

[Malteser Monkey]

Perhaps he just hate's Mondays. :(

So Bob Geldof is the owner ?:whistle:

[Tshirt]

So Bob Geldof is the owner ?:whistle:

Wrong thread MM

[Malteser Monkey]

Wrong thread MM

why mate - Bob didn't like Mondays:D

[LUCKY]

why mate - Bob didn't like Mondays:D

I just think weekends come round too quickly. :flatcap:

The question today is . How many Ladies or Gents bicycles will appear ?

[Tshirt]

why mate - Bob didn't like Mondays:D


Neither did his daughter. :sorry:


Can't get on the webcam this morning, I said you lot would crash the website.

[primrose]

Neither did his daughter. :sorry:


Can't get on the webcam this morning, I said you lot would crash the website.

Working OK on mine, no bike and very few people about.

[Tshirt]

Working OK on mine, no bike and very few people about.

Must of been me, it's OK now.

[Malteser Monkey]

Neither did his daughter. :sorry:


Can't get on the webcam this morning, I said you lot would crash the website.

not using IE are you as I can not get it to wirk with that - Google Chrome does tho and working on min

[Ecky Thump]

There is a bike by one of the Palm trees, I'm not sure if it's the one we are looking for or not, maybe he/she knows we are watching and is lulling us into a false sense of security.:D

[LUCKY]

There is a bike by one of the Palm trees, I'm not sure if it's the one we are looking for or not, maybe he/she knows we are watching and is lulling us into a false sense of security.:D

Can't see no bike. But i am now training the :feret::feret::feret::feret: , to become Watchferrets , They have been watching the screen non stop for the last four hours,. Plus they used to chase people on a bike.:flatcap:

[Tshirt]

not using IE are you as I can not get it to wirk with that - Google Chrome does tho and working on min

I use Safari, it was me, a senior moment.:old:

[Malteser Monkey]

I use Safari, it was me, a senior moment.:old:

ahhh that's ok

[melm]

This is only my opinion and will not be saying any more on the matter. Martin I feel is a man with high principles, who would not malign anyone and will not (rightly) accept anyone being offensive to others here on this forum or in his own personal life and I think we should all try to take a lead from his stance and respect each other.

well said:agree: where is our martincrabb99????????? still on that secret mission? come in Martin and let us have the latest information

[Malteser Monkey]

Not one bleedin' bike today

Melm was it you ? since you've been back there no bikes !

[Ecky Thump]

If the Lamp post is vacant when Angusjim toto99 and I go for a drink, we can always chain our wives to it and those of you back home can keep a eye on them for us!:idea:

[melm]

If the Lamp post is vacant when Angusjim toto99 and I go for a drink, we can always chain our wives to it and those of you back home can keep a eye on them for us!:idea:

as ifrolleyes2: you will need your good ladies to see you safely home after a night on the bevvie:whistle:

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Not one bleedin' bike today

Melm was it you ? since you've been back there no bikes !


No not me couldn't get a bike in my suitcase:wink2:

[Ecky Thump]

as ifrolleyes2: you will need your good ladies to see you safely home after a night on the bevvie:whistle:



I'm the sober one who carries the wife home up the hill to El Mirador.... marbro8 will tell you more!:devil2:

[Malteser Monkey]

Still no Mods ? Christianos:whistle:

[Angusjim]

Still no Mods ? Christianos:whistle:
So the clamp down on drival has got to, you are reduced to checking the spelling now:crylaughing:

[trevorife2]

Traveled all this way and there is no bike ... Gutted ... On a brighter note i was sat next to jasmine harmann from place in sun on plane. .. Very tidy

[marbro8]

So the clamp down on drival has got to, you are reduced to checking the spelling now:crylaughing:you shouldn't mock the afflicted,just because MM doesn't know there isn't an"H" in cristianos:D:wink2:

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Traveled all this way and there is no bike ... Gutted ... On a brighter note i was sat next to jasmine harmann from place in sun on plane. .. Very tidywhat? she cleaned up after herself?:D

[trevorife2]

you shouldn't mock the afflicted,just because MM doesn't know there isn't an"H" in cristianos:D:wink2:

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what? she cleaned up after herself?:D yes mate lol ,,, i cant understand celebs are allowed to bring a vax wet and dry on and i had to put mine in the hold a

PS .. I asked if she came out to film and her reply was " no ive come to check out a bike chained to a lampost "

[Malteser Monkey]

So the clamp down on drival has got to, you are reduced to checking the spelling now:crylaughing:

I believe I mentioned it on the first page - now what was I saying about reading thorugh threads before commenting:whistle:

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:fpull::bootyshake:



Firstly it's Los Cristianos !:cheeky:

It's the bloke .... no not the bloke :laugh: .... the bloke who turns the camera on then he goes for brekkie and a large baraquito !

[Ecky Thump]

I believe I mentioned it on the first page - now what was I saying about reading thorugh threads before commenting:whistle:

Yes you certainly did my little Welsh friend and if my memory serves me well, I also noted my mistake and mentioned that maybe admin could rectify this horrendous title spelling of Los Cristianos :D

[Carol55]

I'm the sober one who carries the wife home up the hill to El Mirador.... marbro8 will tell you more!:devil2:

I thought that I should log on to the forum to get the story right as I'm sure that I'm getting a bad reputation, Eric has never carried me up the hill and if he can remember that on many a past night, if it wasn't for me he would have never even found his way back to El Mirador and as for marbro8 spreading this rumour, then by now he should know who carries the money-so go carefully before saying anything more!:D

[primrose]

I thought that I should log on to the forum to get the story right as I'm sure that I'm getting a bad reputation, Eric has never carried me up the hill and if he can remember that on many a past night, if it wasn't for me he would have never even found his way back to El Mirador and as for marbro8 spreading this rumour, then by now he should know who carries the money-so go carefully before saying anything more!:D

Ooohhhh Ecky.:angry:

[Ecky Thump]

Ooohhhh Ecky.:angry:

I think I've said too much, I'll have to be careful or Carol won't speak to me again, but maybe that's not a bad thing.:nono:

[warbey]

If the Lamp post is vacant when Angusjim toto99 and I go for a drink, we can always chain our wives to it and those of you back home can keep a eye on them for us!:idea:


Name dropper. what about marbro8..?:D

[primrose]

I think I've said too much, I'll have to be careful or Carol won't speak to me again, but maybe that's not a bad thing.:nono:

Stop digging.:hole:

[Malteser Monkey]

Yes you certainly did my little Welsh friend and if my memory serves me well, I also noted my mistake and mentioned that maybe admin could rectify this horrendous title spelling of Los Cristianos :D

Ohh I know it was that bleedin' AJ I was getting at:raspberry:

so no admin LET'S GO MENTAL !!!!

[marbro8]

I thought that I should log on to the forum to get the story right as I'm sure that I'm getting a bad reputation, Eric has never carried me up the hill and if he can remember that on many a past night, if it wasn't for me he would have never even found his way back to El Mirador and as for marbro8 spreading this rumour, then by now he should know who carries the money-so go carefully before saying anything more!:Dyou know i love you:suffocatekiss::laugh:

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Ohh I know it was that bleedin' AJ I was getting at:raspberry:

so no admin LET'S GO MENTAL !!!!away lets wreck the fffff in place:rock::049::drummer::mexicanwave::hide:

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Name dropper. what about marbro8..?:Dwe get there saturday mate and go back the day after eric and carol get there:(

[Malteser Monkey]

we get there saturday mate and go back the day after eric and carol get there:(

Blimey you timed that well - save yourselves a fortune:whistle:

Don't mean to sound rude but there's some men there now holding something alight :crazy:

[warbey]

I do hope that one Day i get out there the same time.
I would be lovely to all meet up.

Sort of a "Family" get-together....

Enjoy Yourselves Mate.

[marbro8]

that chinese woman is doing some good business:laugh:

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I do hope that one Day i get out there the same time.
I would be lovely to all meet up.

Sort of a "Family" get-together....

Enjoy Yourselves Mate.same here mucka and thanks:wink2:

[Ecky Thump]

.



.
I wonder if the owner of the bike knows that today by not chaining his bike to the lamp post that he has just made this thread redundant, even Nelson couldn't achieve that.:D

[marbro8]

.



.
I wonder if the owner of the bike knows that today by not chaining his bike to the lamp post that he has just made this thread redundant, even Nelson couldn't achieve that.:Dwhat if the owner of the bike illegally rented it out:laugh::D

[Malteser Monkey]

Has it been raining - looks very wet ? And still no bike tho it's not 9am yet

[Ecky Thump]

Has it been raining - looks very wet ? And still no bike tho it's not 9am yet

No rain, it was the council washing down the pathway at 07:35 this morning....they know they have to keep it clean ready for the photo shoots with the bike for forum members to claim their €10 charity prize.... Angusjim , that means it's not spending money for the pub!:raspberry2:

[LUCKY]

Would members of forum wish to choose an outfit ,so we recognise our friends that wave at the camera. We don't want to waste our time viewing just waving to any Tom, Harry or Di ck.

May i suggest we decide which apparel of clothing by looking at the link below.:flatcap:

http://spandex4men.com/SportsEN/SuitsCyclingEN.html

[Malteser Monkey]

Would members of forum wish to choose an outfit ,so we recognise our friends that wave at the camera. We don't want to waste our time viewing just waving to any Tom, Harry or Di ck.

May i suggest we decide which apparel of clothing by looking at the link below.:flatcap:

http://spandex4men.com/SportsEN/SuitsCyclingEN.html

Why do I get the feeling that I shouldn't open that at work ??:o

[martincrabb99]

Dear fellow investigators, I have apprehended the offender in question and following a full and comprehensive interview he has admitted the following offences
Riding a bike. Contrary to the Bike Riding Act 1984
Illegal use of a lamp post. Contrary to the Town Police Clauses Act 1972
Unlawful possession of a bike chain. Contrary to the Prevention of Crime Act 1953
He asked for 364 offences to be taken into consideration
We revisited the scene of the crime wearing invisibility cloaks so as not to draw attention of the large crowds and staged a reconstruction of the heinous crimes.
When charged with the offences he replied after caution ' They are all mad on the Tenerife Forum '
The Senior Investigating Officer has been subject of a disciplinary enquiry and has been cautioned for stamping his foot and going off on one, but has been allowed to resume his normal duties on behalf of the members of the Tenerife Forum.

[lynno52]

Dear fellow investigators, I have apprehended the offender in question and following a full and comprehensive interview he has admitted the following offences
Riding a bike. Contrary to the Bike Riding Act 1984
Illegal use of a lamp post. Contrary to the Town Police Clauses Act 1972
Unlawful possession of a bike chain. Contrary to the Prevention of Crime Act 1953
He asked for 364 offences to be taken into consideration
We revisited the scene of the crime wearing invisibility cloaks so as not to draw attention of the large crowds and staged a reconstruction of the heinous crimes.
When charged with the offences he replied after caution ' They are all mad on the Tenerife Forum '
The Senior Investigating Officer has been subject of a disciplinary enquiry and has been cautioned for stamping his foot and going off on one, but has been allowed to resume his normal duties on behalf of the members of the Tenerife Forum.

Thank goodness you were not wearing Ecky,s suggestion of apparel ! :laugh:

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Thank goodness you were not wearing Ecky,s suggestion of apparel ! :laugh:

Soory Ecky, I meant Luck yrolleyes2:

[martincrabb99]

Lucky I want my badge and gun back.....I don't trust you with a Glock pistol it fires too many bullets[emoji379]

[LUCKY]

Lucky I want my badge and gun back.....I don't trust you with a Glock pistol it fires too many bullets[emoji379]

That will be handed back to you at our meeting in November,with a commendation and medal. All that is left to say is 'Good job Martin':copper:

[martincrabb99]

That will be handed back to you at our meeting in November,with a commendation and medal. All that is left to say is 'Good job Martin':copper:

I look forward to it with great anticipation[emoji6]

[tfs1]

Well done Martin.

On arrive in Tenerife on Sunday morning (isn't the new Ryanair jingle terrible, much preferred the old one) we visited the spot in question on Sunday at 1700 after a much needed siesta. As we approached got quite excited as we could 2 cycles chained to a lamppost but as we got closer it was the next post along and they were advertising their hire.

As we left I gave a sneeky lowlevel wave to the webcam just in case anyone was watching.

Regretably we had other duties yesterday and therefore unable to visit the scene and was looking forward to more covert watching today onwards but with the job now done its back to Mercadona for yet another shop.

[martincrabb99]

Well done Martin.

On arrive in Tenerife on Sunday morning (isn't the new Ryanair jingle terrible, much preferred the old one) we visited the spot in question on Sunday at 1700 after a much needed siesta. As we approached got quite excited as we could 2 cycles chained to a lamppost but as we got closer it was the next post along and they were advertising their hire.

As we left I gave a sneeky lowlevel wave to the webcam just in case anyone was watching.

Regretably we had other duties yesterday and therefore unable to visit the scene and was looking forward to more covert watching today onwards but with the job now done its back to Mercadona for yet another shop.

Don't forget this is a repeat offender and we cannot possibly let our guard down! Because of the teams good work Los Cristianos Poice have the best detection rate on the island.....!

[lynno52]

Don't forget this is a repeat offender and we cannot possibly let our guard down! Because of the teams good work Los Cristianos Poice have the best detection rate on the island.....!

Please get tfs1 back on the job as the bike is back!

[Malteser Monkey]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's back - must be working shifts today or part time:crylaughing:

it is our one isn't it Ecks ??

[martincrabb99]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's back - must be working shifts today or part time:crylaughing:

it is our one isn't it Ecks ??

We will await our technical support officers report.. Ecky is a renowned world expert on ' bike identification '

[Malteser Monkey]

it'S GAWN !!!!

[Tshirt]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's back - must be working shifts today or part time:crylaughing:

it is our one isn't it Ecks ??


The serial number matched.

[Carol55]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's back - must be working shifts today or part time:crylaughing:

it is our one isn't it Ecks ??

He's out wasting money on new tyres for his car. It's less than a year old and needs two new ones for the front of the car.
He has told me that the tyres today just don't last very long, I think it's something to do with the way he drives!

Maybe he should think of buying a bicycle as it would be a lot cheaper.

[LUCKY]

He's out wasting money on new tyres for his car. It's less than a year old and needs two new ones for the front of the car.
He has told me that the tyres today just don't last very long, I think it's something to do with the way he drives!

Maybe he should think of buying a bicycle as it would be a lot cheaper.

And of course he would look good in lycra :flatcap:

[Carol55]

And of course he would look good in lycra :flatcap:

Emmm Only to people with white canes. :-))

[melm]

He's out wasting money on new tyres for his car. It's less than a year old and needs two new ones for the front of the car.
He has told me that the tyres today just don't last very long, I think it's something to do with the way he drives!

Maybe he should think of buying a bicycle as it would be a lot cheaper.


what about a tandem::wink2: or a moped:moped:

[Carol55]

what about a tandem::wink2: or a moped:moped:

Many years ago he had motorbikes and I was terrified when I got on the back as I hated it when he was overtaking cars and buses, he seemed to be very close to them.

These days I am just a little (a lot) too heavy to get on one.:ashamed:

[tfs1]

Happy to return to the scene of the incident tomorrow PM. We have an important morning assignment tomorrow, desination 'Iceland' (Las Chafiras branch) detailed objective list just discussed with other operative (the wife), just amended as we forgot the 'magnums'.

After the assignment we will be having a spot of lunch on the terrace and then relaxing catching up on the important UK happenings between 1345-1415 ie Doctors on BBC1.

So, unless anything else crops up, we will be available to go undercover and gather more info from around 1430ish.

[martincrabb99]

Happy to return to the scene of the incident tomorrow PM. We have an important morning assignment tomorrow, desination 'Iceland' (Las Chafiras branch) detailed objective list just discussed with other operative (the wife), just amended as we forgot the 'magnums'.

After the assignment we will be having a spot of lunch on the terrace and then relaxing catching up on the important UK happenings between 1345-1415 ie Doctors on BBC1.

So, unless anything else crops up, we will be available to go undercover and gather more info from around 1430ish.

Now that is what I call dedication and of course photographic evidence of the scene! Could you check if they still sell Cravendale milk at the Mercadona!

[lynno52]

The bike has multiplied!!

[martincrabb99]

The bike has multiplied!!

This is a conspiracy an agreement between two or more individuals to commit multiple bike crime!

[melm]

The bike has multiplied!!


IVF:dontknow::ashamed::)

[jen wren]

Just looked at webcam & still cannot see any sodding bikes , are there more than 1 view of Los Christianos? P.S what are those small light sabre things that keep getting thrown in air?

[primrose]

Just looked at webcam & still cannot see any sodding bikes , are there more than 1 view of Los Christianos? P.S what are those small light sabre things that keep getting thrown in air?

They are the tat the Chinese Women sell.

[Ecky Thump]

Just looked at webcam & still cannot see any sodding bikes , are there more than 1 view of Los Christianos? P.S what are those small light sabre things that keep getting thrown in air?

The bike is just like our Scottish Loch Ness Monster, it can only be seen by paying tourists!:devil2:

[marbro8]

The bike is just like our Scottish Loch Ness Monster, it can only be seen by paying tourists!:devil2:you do realise ecky that you could have started the longest thread on the tenerife forum in history:D

[Ecky Thump]

you do realise ecky that you could have started the longest thread on the tenerife forum in history:D


“They seek it here, they seek it there
Those Idiots seek it everywhere
Is it in heaven or is it in hell?
That demned elusive Bicycle ”

:D

[Malteser Monkey]

Now that is what I call dedication and of course photographic evidence of the scene! Could you check if they still sell Cravendale milk at the Mercadona!

You mean we now know where the milk is located:faint::faint::faint:

Years waiting in anticipation of this news

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you do realise ecky that you could have started the longest thread on the tenerife forum in history:D

hmmmm My birthday thread - my weather thread

I don't think so:whistle::D

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Would members of forum wish to choose an outfit ,so we recognise our friends that wave at the camera. We don't want to waste our time viewing just waving to any Tom, Harry or Di ck.

May i suggest we decide which apparel of clothing by looking at the link below.:flatcap:

http://spandex4men.com/SportsEN/SuitsCyclingEN.html


:pray::crazy::scared::faint::faint:

[marbro8]

And you do realise that you have now set down a challenge:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

And you do realise that you have now set down a challenge:laugh:

Bring it on !:poke:


:D

[martincrabb99]

I will be wearing a blue baseball cap with CIA emblazoned on the front ' Canarian Intelligence Agency ' so sometime after the 30th October I will give you all a wave, in fact as the date gets closer I will give a time and date, I wonder if we could get a few of us together for a good laugh and a Gin and Ginger beer[emoji6]

[primrose]

You mean we now know where the milk is located:faint::faint::faint:

Years waiting in anticipation of this news

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I don't think so:whistle::D

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They have never sold Cravendale Milk in Mercadona, so sorry MM the mystery is not solved you will have to wait a bit longer for that. They don't even sell it in Iceland now.

[Malteser Monkey]

They have never sold Cravendale Milk in Mercadona, so sorry MM the mystery is not solved you will have to wait a bit longer for that. They don't even sell it in Iceland now.

it was just milk in general years ago I think oneleg was looking for - I don't use Cravendale just normal. Icelands Milk is nice !

[primrose]

it was just milk in general years ago I think oneleg was looking for - I don't use Cravendale just normal. Icelands Milk is nice !

Iceland sold Cravendale for years and now they have changed it to Puriti.

[Malteser Monkey]

Ohhh Lord how many are there now 2 or 3 I can't tell

[Ecky Thump]

There is trouble brewing at the lamp post, it's restricted use is being abused by people who have no right to use this exclusive facility.

[Malteser Monkey]

I'd love it if someone put a notice on there

bicicleta no permite

:laugh:

11.40 4 of them cycle off ..................4 :crazy:

In an Easterly direction !