Today's weather in the UK, as reported by Tenerife Forum members...

[Malteser Monkey]

Wow the sun is out so took Ruby and Sable for a walk, breezy though and cooler!

Does the Mrs know ? Should you be saying on an open forum ?? just because they are deep sea diving ?:cheeky:

[martincrabb99]

Does the Mrs know ? Should you be saying on an open forum ?? just because they are deep sea diving ?:cheeky:

They'll do anything for a bone....a gravy bone[emoji6]

[warbey]

It's also grey and dull here, but looking westwards it appears to be brightening up.

Due to yesterday's inclement weather, Carol could not cut back the overgrown brambles, but she did manage to clear out the loft of various rubbish and on a even more positive note, she found a tin of moss depressant that will enable her later today to treat the heavy growth of moss on the roof at the rear of the property.:idea:



It's Mrs Thumps' Diary

Wot happened to Mrs Dale..?.. .:hi::hi:


Bright spells here, breezy only a little rain p.m.

Managed to wash the Car too............


Still mopping Ted..?

[kingbaker]

First sunshine here today....coming towards sunset!! ;):p:D:confused:

[Tshirt]

It's Mrs Thumps' Diary

Wot happened to Mrs Dale..?.. .:hi::hi:


Bright spells here, breezy only a little rain p.m.

Managed to wash the Car too............


Still mopping Ted..?

No rain today Warbs, took it's time to dry up though. Some sunny spells late afternoon

[kingbaker]

Grey and dull here today.
We are supposed to have a Super moon this weekend but tooo much cloud.
Anyone see the very bright moon over the last few days?:(:p;)

[Ecky Thump]

Anyone see the very bright moon over the last few days?:(:p;)

Yes.....



www.youtube.com/watch?v=l18E-dYvawo

[martincrabb99]

Grey and dull here today.
We are supposed to have a Super moon this weekend but tooo much cloud.
Anyone see the very bright moon over the last few days?:(:p;)

Friday was good but Saturday it was very cloudy.....

[martincrabb99]

Yes.....



www.youtube.com/watch?v=l18E-dYvawo

I rather liked that! The piano playing added to it,

[Ecky Thump]

I rather liked that! The piano playing added to it,

For about ten years I had to sing that to the grandchildren, but it never sounded like that!

A very dull start to the day here and I suspect it will rain later.

[martincrabb99]

For about ten years I had to sing that to the grandchildren, but it never sounded like that!

A very dull start to the day here and I suspect it will rain later.

A bright start here, I got my rod and tackle out last night and just looked out at the river Avon. Just saw a fox patrolling the bank. He beat me to it! Cup of tea now!

[Ecky Thump]

A bright start here, I got my rod and tackle out last night and just looked out at the river Avon. Just saw a fox patrolling the bank. He beat me to it! Cup of tea now!

I used to fish on the Avon and the Severn, it's the one big thing that I miss about living in the Midlands....Course fishing.

[Angusjim]

its pishin doon

[martincrabb99]

I used to fish on the Avon and the Severn, it's the one big thing that I miss about living in the Midlands....Course fishing.

The water quality is improving and I caught a grayling in the top weir. A lot of fish being taken for consumption down here by certain nationalities! Still sunny!

[Ecky Thump]

its pishin doon

Descriptive information, but will MM understand the terminology!:D

Rain not far away.

[macdonald5]

Descriptive information, but will MM understand the terminology!:D

Rain not far away.

Dullish morning sky here ,could do anything

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Brilliant morning, clear blue skies and bright sunshine, bit of dew on the conservatory roof though so must have been a bit chilly overnight.

[TOTO 99]

It's been really sunny here so far but it feels like it's closing in a bit now..:sunnycloudy:...Still very warm.

Forecast says it will be dull and rainy later.....That's just the BBC though. Why should I trust them eh?....Considering they employed Rolf, Stuart, Jimmy, DLT, Jim davidson....should I go on?...:lol:

Someone sent me this earlier and I'm still chuckling...

5508

[kingbaker]

It's been really sunny here so far but it feels like it's closing in a bit now..:sunnycloudy:...Still very warm.

Forecast says it will be dull and rainy later.....That's just the BBC though. Why should I trust them eh?....Considering they employed Rolf, Stuart, Jimmy, DLT, Jim davidson....should I go on?...:lol:

Someone sent me this earlier and I'm still chuckling...

5508

Wott did Jim Davidson do?:confused:

[TOTO 99]

Wott did Jim Davidson do?:confused:

He was a comedian...:lol:

Stop splitting hairs...

[Malteser Monkey]

overcast here - i took a pic of the moon on my phone, it's not very good tho but I'll see if I can manage to get it on the TF

[LUCKY]

overcast here - i took a pic of the moon on my phone, it's not very good tho but I'll see if I can manage to get it on the TF
Is that not going to be foolhardy leaving you phone unattended on the TF.:flatcap:

[Medman]

16 degrees, dry and dull today after a fairly decent weekend. Very still and quiet.

[martincrabb99]

overcast here - i took a pic of the moon on my phone, it's not very good tho but I'll see if I can manage to get it on the TF

Give it a go!

[Malteser Monkey]

Give it a go!

need to re size it - got some work to get done give it a go in a bit ! just hold your horses !:D

[martincrabb99]

need to re size it - got some work to get done give it a go in a bit ! just hold your horses !:D

I'm holding them[emoji3][emoji237][emoji237][emoji237][emoji237]

[Malteser Monkey]

5512

Ok ingers crossed

[martincrabb99]

5512

Ok ingers crossed

That's just......cool!!

[Malteser Monkey]

That's just......cool!!

just not very clear

if it still as bright and tonight is a clear night - I'll try my camera !

[Medman]

just not very clear

if it still as bright and tonight is a clear night - I'll try my camera !

Not bad MM, but not as good as the view shown on the footy last night of the moon (or was it the sun?) behind Christ the Redeemer. Totally majestic (big word for me) :D

[kingbaker]

just not very clear

if it still as bright and tonight is a clear night - I'll try my camera !

Wott did you take this one with.....an umbrell :D:D;)

[martincrabb99]

just not very clear

if it still as bright and tonight is a clear night - I'll try my camera !

Iook forward to it[emoji5]️

[LUCKY]

5512

Ok ingers crossed

By the postion of the moon. I have worked out you were up late last night , And was that a glass of red in the bottom left hand corner of your photo.:cheers2::flatcap:

[Malteser Monkey]

By the postion of the moon. I have worked out you were up late last night , And was that a glass of red in the bottom left hand corner of your photo.:cheers2::flatcap:

it weren't last night mate beginning of last week i think it was....just looke the 10th July 10pm and it'd be different down in LGDS:D

[johnr]

14th July warm and humid with a gentle breeze off the north sea.

[TOTO 99]

Whilst we're on the subject......I found this quite interesting.....:tiphat:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28285428

[Malteser Monkey]

Whilst we're on the subject......I found this quite interesting.....:tiphat:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28285428

Lurvely !:wow:

[martincrabb99]

Whilst we're on the subject......I found this quite interesting.....:tiphat:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28285428

Yes most interesting. I do like natural phenomena

[Malteser Monkey]

Yes most interesting. I do like natural phenomena

and Toto's def one of those !:D

[Medman]

Yes most interesting. I do like natural phenomena

Is that not a song from the Muppet Show? ... "Phenomenon doo doo n doo doo" ...*gets coat* :run:

[melm]

after a reasonably bright morning we now have heavy rain:rain: Suppose its good for the garden

[Malteser Monkey]

Is that not a song from the Muppet Show? ... "Phenomenon doo doo n doo doo" ...*gets coat* :run:


Nooooooooo that's phenomenal doo doo do doo doo:D

[kingbaker]

Manamana doo doo do doo do
Manamana doo doo do do:D

[martincrabb99]

Is that not a song from the Muppet Show? ... "Phenomenon doo doo n doo doo" ...*gets coat* :run:

Got back from the golf club and fell about laughing [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]

[martincrabb99]

Manamana doo doo do doo do
Manamana doo doo do do:D

Everyone's a fruit and nut case.....I love it!
Still laughing [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

[martincrabb99]

Still nice here, sunny with a. It of cloud and still laughing[emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]

[Malteser Monkey]

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/supermoon-lights-up-the-sky-around-the-world/2g1x5oih

[melm]

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/supermoon-lights-up-the-sky-around-the-world/2g1x5oih


and I missed it:cry:



and its still raining!!!!!!

[martincrabb99]

and I missed it:cry:



and its still raining!!!!!!

Here in Warwickshire it is now cloudy and breezy

[Medman]

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/supermoon-lights-up-the-sky-around-the-world/2g1x5oih

So it was the moon. Mystery solved.

Don't know what the weather's like now, it's too dark, no super moon ..oh wait.. :bootyshake:

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Nooooooooo that's phenomenal doo doo do doo doo:D

Ok, so it's a "phenomenal phenomenon doo doo n doo doo ??

[Angusjim]

its no raining yet

[Medman]

its no raining yet

A bit of grey sun here this morning 15 degrees, not raining a la momento

[kingbaker]

Wall job here.....no fluffy whites at all!!:D:p;)

[martincrabb99]

A bit of grey sun here this morning 15 degrees, not raining a la momento

Same here...a cup of tea now!

[Medman]

Same here...a cup of tea now!

Good idea ..... :coffee: .... "where's ma toast!"

[Malteser Monkey]

Good idea ..... :coffee: .... "where's ma toast!"

I do nae know

Why have we gone all Scottish - are they rubbing off on us :cheeky:

chill and overcast here

[martincrabb99]

A bit of grey sun here this morning 15 degrees, not raining a la momento

Is it not[emoji297]️

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Rain last night, dull and overcast this morning, not very warm. Ah as I type the sun appears.

[Ecky Thump]

Pleasent clear morning here in Jockland, just the weather for a trip over to the Isle of Bute on the ferry and maybe a bite to eat in Rothesay.:idea:

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its no raining yet

That makes us believe that it will later???

[Malteser Monkey]

Better not rain today St Swithin's Day !!!!

[Ecky Thump]

I do nae know

Why have we gone all Scottish - are they rubbing off on us :cheeky:



Just so you know why we enjoy a trip on the ferry.:laugh:






www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEoWqccAyg


www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3K8eBWO4c

[martincrabb99]

Just so you know why we enjoy a trip on the ferry.:laugh:






www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEoWqccAyg


www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3K8eBWO4c

Blimey it reminds me of a couple of trips to Ireland to see my daughter!

[Tshirt]

It reminds me of being seasick, I don't do boats very well. Went out to see the Whales and Dolphins once, never again. :sick::sick:

[Malteser Monkey]

Just so you know why we enjoy a trip on the ferry.:laugh:






www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEoWqccAyg


www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3K8eBWO4c


What a fix ! Blue sky - you kidding me:cheeky::laugh:

[kingbaker]

It reminds me of being seasick, I don't do boats very well. Went out to see the Whales and Dolphins once, never again. :sick::sick:

Whales and Dolphins weren't tooo pleased either:D:D:D

[kingbaker]

Getting grey and dull here now!!

[Malteser Monkey]

Getting grey and dull here now!!

:laugh:

that's old age for you ask melm:cheeky:

[melm]

:laugh:

that's old age for you ask melm:cheeky:


watch it you:devil2::laugh:


reasonable start to the day bright and breezy but the clouds are gathering at the moment and its not looking too good:crying2:

[kingbaker]

watch it you:devil2::laugh:


reasonable start to the day bright and breezy but the clouds are gathering at the moment and its not looking too good:crying2:

Are ye reely gray'n dull?:confused:

[melm]

Are ye reely gray'n dull?:confused:




NADA:crying2:

[junglejim]

Sunny and breezy here in North Ayrshire awaiting the Queen's Baton for Commonwealth Games , I'll just sit in garden and watch the grass grow longer !

[Ecky Thump]

Sunny and breezy here in North Ayrshire awaiting the Queen's Baton for Commonwealth Games , I'll just sit in garden and watch the grass grow longer !

Is your garden that big that they are holding the games there!:p

[junglejim]

Is your garden that big that they are holding the games there!:p

No , just waiting on the moss killer to finish the job , then a week's scraping before re-seeding!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotland-28286345

As Karen Dunbar says .." Ah can smell sh....."

[Ecky Thump]

No , just waiting on the moss killer to finish the job , then a week's scraping before re-seeding!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotland-28286345

I completely forgot that it was in Largs today, there is no chance of it being in Fairlie, too many coal lorries from Hunterston thundering through. :-(

[Angusjim]

its still no raining

[junglejim]

I completely forgot that it was in Largs today, there is no chance of it being in Fairlie, too many coal lorries from Hunterston thundering through. :-(
Ah!- the strikebreakers !
You could rush through to Irvine , Bank Street for 15:00!
Going back into Ardrossan &Saltcoats

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The route
http://www.glasgow2014.com/join/queens-baton-relay/follow-baton/north-ayrshire

[kingbaker]

macdonald5 or melm....we need an interpreter here to tell us wott these ginger haired sheep are saying!! :D;)

[Malteser Monkey]

macdonald5 or melm....we need an interpreter here to tell us wott these ginger haired sheep are saying!! :D;)

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I couldn't get away with that :goodluck:

[junglejim]

These cheeky bogtrotters are worse than the Tinker's that fixed my driveway last week!
They flung the English out of Ireland then went over to Englandshire looking for jobs!

[melm]

macdonald5 or melm....we need an interpreter here to tell us wott these ginger haired sheep are saying!! :D;)


what makes you think they have ginger hair???????????:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

what makes you think they have ginger hair???????????:laugh:

Yeah what makes you think they still got any hair:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing:

[Ecky Thump]

what makes you think they have ginger hair???????????:laugh:

He's out in the fields at night inspecting them, while looking for a new girlfriend!:laugh:

[Medman]

Yeah what makes you think they still got any hair:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing:

See you Monkey .. :kenny:

[Malteser Monkey]

See you Monkey .. :kenny:

not if I c u first

[kingbaker]

what makes you think they have ginger hair???????????:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: :laugh:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=---aL9TdeI4

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Ya might be doon de same soooone me laddie. Septembers a coomin' upon us quickly noo.:redcard:

[kingbaker]

Ah!- the strikebreakers !
You could rush through to Irvine , Bank Street for 15:00!
Going back into Ardrossan &Saltcoats

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The route
http://www.glasgow2014.com/join/queens-baton-relay/follow-baton/north-ayrshire

Your url is.mot working...ay least on my phone;)

[junglejim]

Working ok here
http://www.glasgow2014.com/join/queens-baton-relay/follow-baton/north-ayrshire

[kingbaker]

Must be the phone....will try later!!

Headline in Birmingham Mail says they are expecting floods and thunder after the heat :thumbup::confused::confused::confused:;)

Dull grey and warm here;)

[kingbaker]

Grey and dull again .....unlike melm :D:p;)

Raining now!!

Here in Dublinghamshire:confused::confused:;)

[kingbaker]

Working ok here
http://www.glasgow2014.com/join/queens-baton-relay/follow-baton/north-ayrshire

Working fine now!;)

[macdonald5]

Cloudy and raining heavy here, forecast to dry up this afternoon though !

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Sunny spells, dry. Just waiting for the heatwave to arrive. :sunbathe:

[martincrabb99]

:tiphat:

Sunny spells, dry. Just waiting for the heatwave to arrive. :sunbathe:

Sunny here at the moment but could change about midday. Put a post on the AV thread for you[emoji295]️

[Angusjim]

its no raining yet

[martincrabb99]

its no raining yet

You crack me up[emoji2]

[Medman]

its no raining yet

It is noo ............

[martincrabb99]

It is noo ............

It's nae raining here

[Angusjim]

It is noo ............
I agree it is raining noo

[Malteser Monkey]

I agree it is raining noo

Tis raining noo tooo

easy this Scottish lark !

not really raining but willbe soooooooooon

[junglejim]

LLoviendo muy duro aqui Jimmy!

[kingbaker]

Mi tambien!!

Looks dodgy aqui :p:confused::D

[Ecky Thump]

Tis raining noo tooo

easy this Scottish lark !

not really raining but willbe soooooooooon

OK Ya, the weather here is slightly inclement and if I had a horse, which of course I don't Ha Ha, then I would find it most uncomfortable to venture outside and down to the paddock to attend to the little Darlings needs.

Now enough of this Spondulieitising an talk proper.....

...it's pishing doon with watter an I'm nae ganny go oot to feed sum bloody eld nag!

[Malteser Monkey]

Mi tambien!!

Looks dodgy aqui :p:confused::D

you tambien what - you're raining ?? you mean you're taking a leak ??:cheeky:

[kingbaker]

Tis raining noo tooo

easy this Scottish lark !

not really raining but willbe soooooooooon

Nooooo wisnae me:p

[Angusjim]

you tambien what - you're raining ?? you mean you're taking a leak ??:cheeky:

Bloody foreigners if they post on here they should make sure everyone can understand what they are rambling on about:soapbox::laugh:

[kingbaker]

OK Ya, the weather here is slightly inclement and if I had a horse, which of course I don't Ha Ha, then I would find it most uncomfortable to venture outside and down to the paddock to attend to the little Darlings needs.

Now enough of this Spondulieitising an talk proper.....

...it's pishing doon with watter an I'm nae ganny go oot to feed sum bloody eld nag!

You!!! You thundering gitttt, it was you who said that Scotchish sheep had GINGER HAIR...and got me into all that trubbble yesterdia. :p:p:D:cool::confused:

[Malteser Monkey]

Aye tis a raining nooooooo anyhoooooo

[TOTO 99]

Still no rain here in Cheshyre but looking upwards I don't think it's far away....and The Beeb agree with me so there....

Then we have two nice days and the on Saturday, because I'm attending an outdoor music festival, it will absolutely pour down..:rain::rain::rain:

Thank god it's in the centre of town and surrounded by places to take shelter..:cheers:....where's the cup of tea smiley when you want one...:laugh:

[kingbaker]

Irish Met Office warning of heavy rain and flooding possible in the next few days yuk!!:confused::confused::confused::confused::conf used::confused:

[Malteser Monkey]

Irish Met Office warning of heavy rain and flooding possible in the next few days yuk!!:confused::confused::confused::confused::conf used::confused:


I'm saying notting !!:cheeky:

[Tshirt]

Best not rain on Saturday, I'm at an Army reunion this weekend and will be on parade in my best bib and tucker at the NMA Sat morning.

[martincrabb99]

Best not rain on Saturday, I'm at an Army reunion this weekend and will be on parade in my best bib and tucker at the NMA Sat morning.

Hope it stays dry...have a great day!

[martincrabb99]

Still warm and sunny, got all my fishing tackle sorted for a weeks fishing[emoji226]

[kingbaker]

:doh:
I'm saying notting !!:cheeky:

Listen SMARTY PANTS the same forecast was given for Birmingham yesterday!!:laugh::cheeky::redcard::redcard::redca rd::eyebrows:

[Angusjim]

Thunderstorm here at the moment don't you just love summertime

[kingbaker]

Best not rain on Saturday, I'm at an Army reunion this weekend and will be on parade in my best bib and tucker at the NMA Sat morning.

Wott kinda've an army is afraid of de rain? :p:D:p;)

[Tshirt]

Wott kinda've an army is afraid of de rain? :p:D:p;)

Dads. :old:

[kingbaker]

Dads. :old:

Yer cruisin' for a bruisin' :p:D:p;)

[macdonald5]

KB that bad dentist punched me jaw again, paracetamol taken !
Heavy showers and bit f sun today here

[Tshirt]

Yer cruisin' for a bruisin' :p:D:p;)


My favourite film.

Bouncin' here

[kingbaker]

KB that bad dentist punched me jaw again, paracetamol taken !
Heavy showers and bit f sun today here

I gave you the solution....stay away from that bully dentist.
Sun retiring now for the evening!!:p:D;)

[kingbaker]

I hope your face is getting better Missy!! Im sure you look like you've been fighting AGAIN!!

Wall to wall here with some fluffies also........;);):D:p

[Angusjim]

nae thunderstorm so far

[martincrabb99]

nae thunderstorm so far

Still cracking me up[emoji1]very misty here can't see more than a hundred yards.....unless I need new specs!

[macdonald5]

I hope your face is getting better Missy!! Im sure you look like you've been fighting AGAIN!!

Wall to wall here with some fluffies also........;);):D:p

My OH has written on my jaw 'it wisnae me' !! x
Lovely clear blue sky here and pleasant 15 degrees warm

[Malteser Monkey]

Splendid here !

[martincrabb99]

Splendid here !

Dull and foreboding here

[LUCKY]

Dull and foreboding here

Sorry :flatcap:

[Ecky Thump]

Dull and foreboding here

Ideal fishing weather!:idea:

[Tshirt]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/17/6a3anete.jpg

[melm]

Looks promising think we are going to have a share of the heatwave:hi:

[kingbaker]

My OH has written on my jaw 'it wisnae me' !! x
Lovely clear blue sky here and pleasant 15 degrees warm

He can do the same for me.....I dont wanna be seen witt you till the bruising is gone. Or we could say that melm did it. ;););)

[melm]

He can do the same for me.....I dont wanna be seen witt you till the bruising is gone. Or we could say that melm did it. ;););)


As if I would hurt Mrs mac:neener:............hope you are feeling better today macdonald5

[Malteser Monkey]

He can do the same for me.....I dont wanna be seen witt you till the bruising is gone. Or we could say that melm did it. ;););)

I've just thought - you can quote on this thread :laugh: it's the UK thread and you ain't in the UK:trink::stpaddy:

[melm]

I've just thought - you can quote on this thread :laugh: it's the UK thread and you ain't in the UK:trink::stpaddy:


think we'll make an exception for our KB???????????bend the rules a bit ....or not

[Malteser Monkey]

think we'll make an exception for our KB???????????bend the rules a bit ....or not

ohhh ok then if we must !!!

Oh and what about you lot, decided whether you're staying in or you out yet ??:laugh:

[melm]

ohhh ok then if we must !!!

Oh and what about you lot, decided whether you're staying in or you out yet ??:laugh:


que sera ...............really don't know how it will go. Just wish it would all go away:pray:

[kingbaker]

I've just thought - you can quote on this thread :laugh: it's the UK thread and you ain't in the UK:trink::stpaddy:

Actually mis Monkey features its da WEDDER IN DA UQueendom thread!!!!!!!!!!! GeDDit:hello::lol::bootyshake::bowdown::bowdown::b owdown::confused::laugh::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:: mad::p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

[Malteser Monkey]

GeDDit

yes and frequently :lol:

[kingbaker]

Dear!! oh dear!!:D:p;)

[Malteser Monkey]

Dear!! oh dear!!:D:p;)

you called ?


ohhh it must be the heat:tongue:


put this pic up for Ecky Thump but I can't edit it to turn it right way up. It is the right way up on my computer and the saved file

[martincrabb99]

Ideal fishing weather!:idea:

Brightened up now, blue sky, fluffy whites and about 24 degrees and hotting up. Got three boxes of babycham for the fishing trip!

[macdonald5]

As if I would hurt Mrs mac:neener:............hope you are feeling better today macdonald5

Hardly any pain now but I'll milk it for the sympathy !!! Have to wait till next Friday for final filling so no toffees for now !! Can manage a big G & T though xx

Smashing sun here ,temp very clammy 24 degrees x

[kingbaker]

A very good anesthetic I believe!!
:p:p:D;)

[Malteser Monkey]

Ecky Thump did you see my pic up top post ?

[kingbaker]

Wott is it mrs.????;)

[Ecky Thump]

put this pic up for Ecky Thump but I can't edit it to turn it right way up. It is the right way up on my computer and the saved file


Ecky Thump did you see my pic up top post ?

Oh, the one that's on it's side and it shows lovely mountains and white fluffy clouds,

No, I've not seen it!:laugh:

[melm]

Hardly any pain now but I'll milk it for the sympathy !!! Have to wait till next Friday for final filling so no toffees for now !! Can manage a big G & T though xx

Smashing sun here ,temp very clammy 24 degrees x



A girl after my own heart:laugh: Scorching here now

[kingbaker]

Oh, the one that's on it's side and it shows lovely mountains and white fluffy clouds,

No, I've not seen it!:laugh:

I think its a birthday cake witt green icing, dat she flippin dropped.....:p

[kingbaker]

Thunder and heavy showers and sky painted wall to wall grrrrreeey!!!!!!! Rain gettin' heavier by the minute falling straight down....no wind to move it on. Some sheet lightening now here in Dublinghamshire.

Sorry for the bad tidings :confused::confused::confused:

[Angusjim]

28degs clear blue skies

[macdonald5]

Still dry and bright here, sharp breeze so temp sitting at only 15 degrees now
Thunderstorm rain forecast for later

[kingbaker]

To use the correct meeeeeeteorlogicallllll term, it's pishing dooooon!!:D:D:D:p;)

I might add this weather forecast is for Munster, Leinster and Connaught and slowly heading northwards. Will brighten up later.;););)

[martincrabb99]

A bit mixed here, sun, clouds and humid had rain overnight.

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Scottish Weather forecast? :laugh:

http://youtu.be/CZsMsAsc8Lw

[kingbaker]

:tiphat:

Scottish Weather forecast? :laugh:

http://youtu.be/CZsMsAsc8Lw

Im glad I didnae poooot dat dere!!:p:p:D

[Malteser Monkey]

very muggy here and grey skies now - me finks it''s gonna thunder soon !!

26 deg in the office !!

[kingbaker]

Rain now eased.......showers every few mins...but light!!

[junglejim]

Changing from nice sunny start this morning at 06:00 to windy and clouding - off to "Sunny Largs" !

[Angusjim]

now 32degs here clear blue skies

[melm]

Getting breezier by the minute. Still nice and warmeek2:

[kingbaker]

now 32degs here clear blue skies

Where are you?

[Angusjim]

Where are you?
At hame ( office ):cheers2:

[Malteser Monkey]

At hame ( office ):cheers2:

one too many me thinks:D

[Angusjim]

one too many me thinks:D

I just turned aff the heating

[Malteser Monkey]

I just turned aff the heating

and I thought you were hot stuff:lol:

[junglejim]

Nice dry but now cloudy day at Largs , 22C - stuffed after visit to Nardinis Cafe forgrub and Ice Cream Sundaes!
Are you taking part in the West Kilbride Scarecrow Festival this week Ecky ? You seem to be hanging about a lot anyway !

[kingbaker]

Scorchio in Dubland!:confused::p;):(:p

[Ecky Thump]

Nice dry but now cloudy day at Largs , 22C - stuffed after visit to Nardinis Cafe forgrub and Ice Cream Sundaes!
Are you taking part in the West Kilbride Scarecrow Festival this week Ecky ? You seem to be hanging about a lot anyway !

What a rotten sod you are, you drove right past my house and never thought of asking me to join you for a ice cream, but I'm off to Gourok soon, a beer in the Cafe Continental and then to The Taj Mahal for a meal and if I'm still peckish...a proper ice cream in the Bluebird cafe and just to rub salt in the wounds, on the way back through Largs another drink in Ye Olde Anchor Inn.
It's a pity I'm T-total, so it will have to be Cobra or Becks Blue beer for me.:p

Now that your at home, it's now bright and sunny in Largs!:laugh:

[junglejim]

What a rotten sod you are, you drove right past my house and never thought of asking me to join you for a ice cream, but I'm off to Gourok soon, a beer in the Cafe Continental and then to The Taj Mahal for a meal and if I'm still peckish...a proper ice cream in the Bluebird cafe and just to rub salt in the wounds, on the way back through Largs another drink in Ye Olde Anchor Inn.
It's a pity I'm T-total, so it will have to be Cobra or Becks Blue beer for me.:p

Now that your at home, it's now bright and sunny in Largs!:laugh:

You still taking money off the blind pensioners at Dominoes in the Anchor ?
I assume you meant Gourock - can't have Monkey correcting us now !

[Ecky Thump]

You still taking money off the blind pensioners at Dominoes in the Anchor ?
I assume you meant Gourock - can't have Monkey correcting us now !

Gourock it should be.:(

The standard of play in the Anchor was far to high for me, every one of the locals was over 90 and sharks, so now it's Dominos and darts in the Mudhook in Fairlie, plus the free snacks are far better.:D

[Malteser Monkey]

You still taking money off the blind pensioners at Dominoes in the Anchor ?
I assume you meant Gourock - can't have Monkey correcting us now !

not sure what you mean JJ but I'm sure you'll fill me in ....................in a manner of speaking:lol:

[warbey]

not sure what you mean JJ but I'm sure you'll fill me in ....................in a manner of speaking:lol:


28 here Today. Uncomfortable for some..I can manage upto around 35, so bring it on.

Orange weather warning for Tomorrow for Thunderstorms and mucho Water.....

Don't hang out any Washing Ted............................................... ....

[essexeddie]

32c in Essex today. Storms tonight I believe.

[kingbaker]

'...'..............

[TOTO 99]

Phew!......What a night...

Thunder, lightening & rain on and off for what felt like hours..

I was expecting it to feel a lot more fresh than it does but it's still very humid....and very grey..:rain:..

I think we're reducing to 21 or 22 degrees today but it's warm already.

Anyway, I didn't get my reputation as the forum token working class person for nothing.....Lots of lifting & lugging today. Can't say I'm looking forward to it..:tiphat:

[kingbaker]

[ QUOTE=kingbaker;384883] Morning all!! Grey and dull and dampish here!!:p
Very warm tho' ;);)[/QUOTE]

[Angusjim]

its no rainin yet but it will

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Phew!......What a night...

Thunder, lightening & rain on and off for what felt like hours..

I was expecting it to feel a lot more fresh than it does but it's still very humid....and very grey..:rain:..

I think we're reducing to 21 or 22 degrees today but it's warm already.

Anyway, I didn't get my reputation as the forum token working class person for nothing.....Lots of lifting & lugging today. Can't say I'm looking forward to it..:tiphat:

What a working class plebs that dares to visit this upmarket 5 star isle how very dare you:laugh::whistle:

[martincrabb99]

In Oakham, Rutland. Grey sky, a bit if drizzle, cooked breakfast and fishing.

[macdonald5]

Grey sky and slight drizzle here too, 15 degrees but clammy
Shops and coffee so weather no really matter

[Tshirt]

Morning all

In a hotel near Hinckley, Thunder during the night and wet this morning. Hope it dries up for our parade at the NMA later this morning

[Angusjim]

Mr T hope you can stand to attention on request:laugh::whistle:

[Malteser Monkey]

Phew!......What a night...

Thunder, lightening & rain on and off for what felt like hours..

I was expecting it to feel a lot more fresh than it does but it's still very humid....and very grey..:rain:..

I think we're reducing to 21 or 22 degrees today but it's warm already.

Anyway, I didn't get my reputation as the forum token working class person for nothing.....Lots of lifting & lugging today. Can't say I'm looking forward to it..:tiphat:

I didn't hear a thing - must have the vino collapso :cheeky:


Morning all

In a hotel near Hinckley, Thunder during the night and wet this morning. Hope it dries up for our parade at the NMA later this morning



Mr T hope you can stand to attention on request:laugh::whistle:

You always have to bring the conversation down to a low:D

chucking it down hear and really humid!!

[kingbaker]

Warm dull and dry here. ;););)

[Angusjim]

Warm dull and dry here. ;););)

Well get oot yer bed

[Ecky Thump]

Well get oot yer bed

He said its Dry!

So he can't be in bed?:D

[melm]

Typical Saturday:rain: Dreich is the wordeek2:

[kingbaker]

Wisnae me!! Am no in bed!!....still grey warm and dull here. :D:p;)

[Ecky Thump]

Dreich is the wordeek2:

Dreich was voted the English people favourite Scottish word,....they obviously don't know it's meaning.:D

[kingbaker]

Typical Saturday:rain: Dreich is the wordeek2:

Thats discrimination against Saturdays.....shame on you!! :D

[melm]

Dreich was voted the English people favourite Scottish word,....they obviously don't know it's meaning.:D




:lol: they obviously don't. cant imagine how their pronunciation of the CH will sound..................dreek maybe:wow:

[Ecky Thump]

:lol: they obviously don't. cant imagine how their pronunciation of the CH will sound..................dreek maybe:wow:

They still buy "Lock Fine" kippers!:D

[melm]

They still buy "Lock Fine" kippers!:D



Wha's like us:lol:

[Malteser Monkey]

Going to rename this thread

Today's weather in the UK, as reported by Tenerife forum members with Sottish accents ! and some bad ones at that



:D

[Tshirt]

Morning all

In a hotel near Hinckley, Thunder during the night and wet this morning. Hope it dries up for our parade at the NMA later this morning

We all got absolutely drenched, stair rods at dawn.

[Malteser Monkey]

We all got absolutely drenched, stair rods at dawn.

Shame about that Ted but did you enjoy it that's the main thing ?

....just started again here

[melm]

Going to rename this thread

Today's weather in the UK, as reported by Tenerife forum members with Sottish accents ! and some bad ones at that



:D


all good accents on here monkey we all sound the same:wink2:

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We all got absolutely drenched, stair rods at dawn.



you could have been here Ted its hardly stopped raining all day................miserable

[Malteser Monkey]

all good accents on here monkey we all sound the same:wink2:

I meant our ones :laugh:

[melm]

I meant our ones :laugh:



with a touch of the Irish .............:D

[marbro8]

We have been in Torquay since yesterday and it has been glorious, got up to about 26 deg today at the match, we did have a shower about 11.00 am but only lasted about 20 mins ,this morning at about 4.00am however we had a thunderstorm that lasted a couple of hours and woke us up

[kingbaker]

We all got absolutely drenched, stair rods at dawn.

Shouldda brought an umbrella. :D

[macdonald5]

Absolutely chucking down here now, glad we havng friends here so don't need to venture out
Darling early too yuck !

[warbey]

We all got absolutely drenched, stair rods at dawn.


Shoulder Arms doesn't sound good with Brollies Mate........commiserations.


It wasnae a Braw Bricht Moonlit Nicht last Night.

I am a sound Sleeper ToTo and didn.t hear thunder at all, just the Patter of

very Large Raindrops......


I wonder how Santiago fared??

[kingbaker]

Thunder and lightening just started here in Dubland ...only light rain so far!! :confused::confused::);)

[junglejim]

Very heavy rain here now ceased 22:30, no electrics , new grass seed very happy!

[Angusjim]

Dreich today

[martincrabb99]

Grey, dry, cooler.

[macdonald5]

Trying to brighten, dry ,no breeze and 17 degrees warm

[kingbaker]

Grey but trying to brighten up slowly! Not sure it'll succeed tho';);):p

[Malteser Monkey]

Looks like it's going to rain but its sooooo muggy

[melm]

Looks like it's going to rain but its sooooo muggy


Muggers beware:wow:


Nice reasonably bright day after yesterdays deluge. When the sun does shine its really very warm. Nae complaints:wink2:

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Back home and the sun's shining, sods law. Fantastic weekend though, met people we hadn't seen for over 40 years.

[Malteser Monkey]

:tiphat:

Back home and the sun's shining, sods law. Fantastic weekend though, met people we hadn't seen for over 40 years.

nice one Ted :D

[macdonald5]

Lovely bright sunny start to the week here

[Ecky Thump]

Lovely bright sunny start to the week here

The sun is just beginning to show here......a promising start.:)

[junglejim]

Still cloudy at my bit Ecky 20 miles away- out with dog and a few spittles !Though forecast is good !

[Ecky Thump]

Still cloudy at my bit Ecky 20 miles away- out with dog and a few spittles !Though forecast is good !

I've just washed the car....a bit overcast- light cloud- sun appearing- briefly, but no rain........Yet!

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

The sun's just appeared here, supposed to be dry today.

[Malteser Monkey]

Gorgeous !

[Ecky Thump]

Gorgeous !

Who?

......

[Malteser Monkey]

Who?

......

Me of course and the weather ain't too bad !:D

[kingbaker]

Somebody called??????

Grey witt bits of sun and dry here.:p:D:p;)

[Malteser Monkey]

think there's a bit of rain heading your way !

[kingbaker]

think there's a bit of rain heading your way !

No thanks......you can hang on to it.:p:p:D;)

[Malteser Monkey]

heading our way after it leaves you !!

[kingbaker]

Nooo Met office says dry heatwave for next week here light drizzle on west coast occasionally. ;););)

[Ecky Thump]

Nooo Met office says dry heatwave for next week here light drizzle on west coast occasionally. ;););)

They even sing about the rain in Dublinshire!



►
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgsVUv4IU34
.
With a walk in the Irish rain

[kingbaker]

Ha!! Ha!! Haven't heard that one before
Thanks ET! ;););):D

[Ecky Thump]

Ha!! Ha!! Haven't heard that one before
Thanks ET! ;););):D

Here's another version (better) with a nice clip of Dublin.:spin:


Liam Mannering -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRppWQNt4Yw


And I'm sure that at 2 minuets and 19 seconds in the video Malteser Monkey makes a brief guest appearance!:lol:

Brief doesn't mean appears in her knickers...it's brief as in short!:p

[TOTO 99]

Here's another version (better) with a nice clip of Dublin.:spin:


Liam Mannering -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRppWQNt4Yw


And I'm sure that at 2 minuets and 19 seconds in the video Malteser Monkey makes a brief guest appearance!:lol:

Brief doesn't mean appears in her knickers...it's brief as in short!:p

If she's wearing knickers it's definitely not MM....:lol:

[kingbaker]

Is today becoming 'pick on the manky monkey' day! :p:p:D;)

[Malteser Monkey]

Nooo deffo not me - I'm normally the one being carried out !:drinking:

[kingbaker]

I completely forgot that it was in Largs today, there is no chance of it being in Fairlie, too many coal lorries from Hunterston thundering through. :-(

I thought that Largs was short for Lagers...and not yer tracksuited yellow wellie brigade!!:D:mexicanwave::mexicanwave::mexicanwave:

[melm]

Not too much sun around today but bright and mild:wave:

[kingbaker]

Not too much sun around today but bright and mild:wave:

Little sun here but about 24° and grey.:p;):D:p:confused:;):D

[Ecky Thump]

Grey bits and dry.:p:D:p;)





Liam Mannering -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRppWQNt4Yw


Brief doesn't mean appears in her knickers...it's brief as in short!:p


If she's wearing knickers it's definitely not MM....:lol:


Is today becoming 'pick on the manky monkey' day! :p:p:D;)

Words fail me a lovely song about Dublin and it's weather and all you lot do is slag POOR OLD
Malteser Monkey and her lack of (or light grey) knickers!

[melm]

Little sun here but about 24° and grey.:p;):D:p:confused:;):D


Spoke too soon the sun came out with a vengeance and its now a perfect evening:sunshine:

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Here's another version (better) with a nice clip of Dublin.:spin:


Liam Mannering -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRppWQNt4Yw


And I'm sure that at 2 minuets and 19 seconds in the video Malteser Monkey makes a brief guest appearance!:lol:

Brief doesn't mean appears in her knickers...it's brief as in short!:p


Is that you on the spoons:cheeky::doh:

[warbey]

.

,

A great day here, and as a Bonus I will now be passing M.M.'s Front Door. in the near future......

No peeps at Her washing line...................................

[LUCKY]

.

,

A great day here, and as a Bonus I will now be passing M.M.'s Front Door. in the near future......

No peeps at Her washing line...................................

i passed a few years ago ooops better Zip it :flatcap:

[Ecky Thump]

i passed a few years ago ooops better Zip it :flatcap:

Eh....She has a zip on her knickers!

[kingbaker]

I'll be passing her door on Fri night so will check her clothes line and report back here Sat morning. :D:D;););)

[kingbaker]

Grey but brightening .....met office says 25° today. ;););):p

[macdonald5]

Ok here ,but very grey looking west ,forecast good again

[kingbaker]

Ok here ,but very grey looking west ,forecast good again

Supposed to have a heatwave all next six days or so. :D:p;):confused:

[Malteser Monkey]

i passed a few years ago ooops better Zip it :flatcap:

Ohhh yes - I remember - it's zipped


I'll be passing her door on Fri night so will check her clothes line and report back here Sat morning. :D:D;););)

What is this you and warbey in one weekend - I can't cope

Better get me knickers washed, dried and put away !!:cheeky:

[macdonald5]

Yes KB forecast looking good but sky here still not made up its mind !!
Are you off on Hols ?

[kingbaker]

Just going to Brumingumshire for two days for Drs appointment. Shoudda booked for longer. ;););)

[kingbaker]

Ohhh yes - I remember - it's zipped



What is this you and warbey in one weekend - I can't cope

Better get me knickers washed, dried and put away !!:cheeky:

Dont have them on the line or there'll be photos here by Sat.:D

[Tshirt]

:tiphat:

Phew, really warming up here, just been sat in the garden with a coffee watching the tits on the nuts ;)

[kingbaker]

Were they big, small or blue??
You naughty boy!! :D:D;)